i just want to be a woman

Hou Qing looked coldly at Xue'er who was on the ground with a frightened face, and said, "My head hurts when I see something unclean!"

Xia Xiaobai frowned, staring viciously at the guard outside the door: "Hurry up and get rid of the unclean things."

Xue'er was so frightened that Huarong turned pale, and she didn't even have time to kneel down and beg for mercy, so she was dragged away just like that.

Bai Yun looked at the couple of madam and prince with stars in his eyes, it would be great if there were no such grievances and hatreds!

Xia Xiaobai came over with a look, and Baiyun led everyone out of the door knowingly, making the young couple sweet and sweet.Hou Qing has always kept this virtuous and virtuous person quiet, and proactively clarified: "My lord, I didn't provoke her!"

Xia Xiaobai hugged him and carried him to the bed, Hou Qing gave a slow pat on the back: "Master...it's not good to be promiscuous in the daytime!"

Xia Xiaobai's eyes lit up: "Ma'am, do you want to prostitute yourself during the day?"

Hou Qing changed the subject with a dry smile: "My lord, the room is too stuffy, let's go for a walk!"

Xia Xiaobai put him on the bed, and thoughtfully took off his shoes for him.

Hou Qing was stunned, and looked at him silently. The regent, who is so powerful in the world, is not more majestic than the emperor, but he actually took off his shoes for him. He pinched his thigh, and it felt like a dream.

Xia Xiaobai didn't feel at all disobedient, taking off his beloved wife's shoes seemed like he had done it a thousand times, after taking off his shoes, he carried him to the bed and covered him with the quilt, he took a few steps back and smiled. With a gentle face.

Hou Qing was suspicious: "Is the prince going to perform?"

Xia Xiaobai nodded solemnly: "That's right." As soon as he finished speaking, he took off his black clothes, and Hou Qing bowed, his face full of horror: "Is the prince going to perform a striptease?"

Xia Xiaobai smiled hard on his tough face: "Don't Madam like to watch people take off their clothes? For the sake of my husband, I will take it off and show it to Madam, it is already a reward for Madam not to mess around."

Houqing felt a chill down his spine. They are all old men. No matter how you look at it, it looks weird. He hurriedly said: "No need, men and women can't kiss each other, and men and women can't kiss each other either!"

Xia Xiaobai held back his laughter, feeling relieved. He was always being led away by Hou Qing, annoyed and reluctant to vent his anger on him. Knowing his weakness now can not only make him remember, but also make him familiar with himself Every inch of the body bursts with blood just thinking about it like this.

Xia Xiaobai forced Hou Qing to look at his body for an entire hour. At this hour, he couldn't sneak away, and if he lost his mind, he had to touch his body with his hands.

Hou Qing said that Xia Xiaobai was very perverted, and his body was even more perverted. He stared at every inch of his body with envy and jealousy, making his blood boil inexplicably.

An hour later, Hou Qing said that he was also abnormal.

Under the coercion of such a perverted Xia Xiaobai, Hou Qing felt that if he didn't leave, his life would be over. He didn't want to feel sorry for his father, his ancestors, his second daughter-in-law, or his daughter Magpie.When the moon was dark and the wind was high, Hou Qing dragged Bai Yun to "elope" again.

Bai Yun was rather regretful: "It's a pity that the prince and his wife separated like this because they were so right."

Hou Qing resentfully said: "He killed my father." After being stunned for a moment, he said sadly: "I'm a big man, even if he didn't kill my father, I can't do it with him."

With an expression of 'you've been covered up', Bai Yun ignored the last sentence, and Yang Tian regretfully said, "God has no eyes!"

Houqing: "..."

Bai Yun analyzed professionally: "It's not feasible to fly from the sky on a unicorn, so Madam can only feel wronged and take the necessary escape route in the legend."

Hou Qing's eyes lit up: "Secret way?" Although there is a secret way, last time the boss ran away with the fat girl, Hou Qing didn't dare to go there, in case Wen Xiang, the dead turtle who made him wear a cuckold Lord, what should I do if I send someone to stop him there, and want to take his life to go to the Regent to 'pay for his sin'?

Bai Yun dragged Hou Qing to a dog hole that was just dug this morning. There was nothing covering the dog hole, but Bai Yun still excitedly let Hou Qing go out: "Ma'am, this is the only dog ​​hole in the palace. This servant made a new one this morning, the prince would never have thought that a beautiful and virtuous woman like Madam would drill into a dog hole, so you can do so generously! This servant will guard you."

The expression on Hou Qing's face changed several times at once, and Bai Yun urged: "Madam, if you don't hurry up, you will be taken back by the prince, if you are taken back by the prince, you will have to accept the prince's love, could it be you I don't want to part with the prince, I want to give up the hatred of killing my father in my heart, and make a pair of mandarin ducks with the prince to envy others."

Hou Qing shuddered and glared at her: "I'm a man." Then he squatted down and drilled into the dog's hole, all in one go.

Bai Yun sighed faintly: "Poor couple of gods and immortals."

Houqing: "..."

Hou Qing’s 20 years of professional dog hole drilling is not just boasting. Even in newly dug dog holes, he drills carefully and unambiguously, and he is extremely experienced in paying attention to the troubles outside the hole before he drills his head out.

A black wild dog stretched out its tongue and waited in front of Hou Qing for him to come out. The four dog legs stood upright, just like a dog that you took it and tricked it to block your way.Its raised neck was also covered with a dog leash, and the dog leash was held by its black-clothed owner.

Hou Qing trembled in fear, not daring to look at the dog's owner, and retreated before he got out of the dog's hole.

Xia Xiaobai wrapped the dog leash around his palm, with a smile in his eyes, pretending to be serious and said: "Since Madam is out for a walk, why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

After hearing this, Hou Qing knew that he couldn't leave, so he bit the bullet and got out helplessly.

Xia Xiaobai thoughtfully led the wild dog and stood back, making way for Hou Qing.

Hou Qing stood up, patted the dust on the body of the gorgeous purple robe, and said: "The prince is really elegant!"

Xia Xiaobai smiled and said: "They all followed Madam."

The corners of Hou Qing's stiff mouth could no longer smile, and he cast his eyes on the half-sized, featureless wild dog: "I thought the prince liked to raise tall and powerful dogs!"

"It's true as Madam said, my husband likes strong dogs." Xia Xiaobai changed the subject: "But I'm afraid that I will wait for Madam to come out for a walk here, and I will scare Madam if I lead a dog that is too fierce." His eyes couldn't see his emotions clearly, so he stared at Houqing's face with regret and said: "So I just found an ordinary one."

Hou Qing scolded him in his heart, I didn't scare your dog, but you.He said with a dry smile, "Where does the lord want to go for a walk?"

"Of course it's Mrs. Yi."

Of course, Hou Qing didn't want to take a walk with him, so after thinking about it, she stood beside him, pretending to be a little bird and said in an authentic way: "How about we walk around the back garden of the palace?"

Xia Xiaobai said happily: "It's very good."

Hou Qing had walked with his wife countless times, but it was the first time he pretended to be a woman and walked with an old man. On a quiet night, there were only the footsteps of a dog and two people, which was very strange.He frequently looked at Xia Xiaobai's majestic face, and then lowered his head to stare at the led dog. It seemed that Xia Xiaobai had already laid a net around him, and he had to think of a perfect plan if he wanted to escape.

But when he caught himself running away, Xia Xiaobai still looked calm, and Hou Qing narcissistically caressed his fair and tender face.

Thanks to his parents for giving him a good look.

A beautiful woman is indeed invincible in the world.

The two of them plus a dog, with the beautiful moon on their heads, shuttled among the flowers and green bushes, and it was the season of flowers blooming in spring. The scent of flowers on the nose changed after walking a few steps. The land is poetic and picturesque, and I want to recite an ancient poem in public to ease the embarrassment of silence, but Xia Xiaobai and his dog are still quiet.

Hou Qing opened and closed his mouth, but he didn't hold back any words, and he didn't realize that the poem could be sung by two elders walking with a dog.

Xia Xiaobai looked at his wife calmly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he led the dog to stop under an orchid tree, the orchids above his head were blooming a lot, and the faint fragrance of orchids entered Hou Qing's nose, he thought of this At that time, a woman should say: "My lord, these words are delicious!"

With a wave of Xia Xiaobai's sleeve, the snow-white orchids fell to the ground like rain, and the fragrance became more intense. He smiled and said: "Madam, if you like it, you can hear more. Tomorrow I will pull up all the trees in the palace. They all plant these flowers."

Hou Qing secretly mourned for a quarter of an hour for the orchids on the ground, and he didn't dislike Xia Xiaobai's practice, but the flowers and plants in the garden were his mother's favorite during her lifetime, so he was reluctant to pull them out, shaking Xia Xiaobai's hands. Bai Bai's arm, coquettishly said: "If the palace is all planted with orchids, it would be so boring."

Xia Xiaobai enjoyed Madam's coquettishness, and said with a smile: "I'm going to obey Madam." Naturally, he held the hand on his sleeve in his own, and his smile grew wider.

Hou Qing froze for a moment, forgot to dodge, froze for a moment again, felt that Xia Xiaobai's touch did not disgust him, blushed all over, at this moment he was glad that it was night, and under the magnolia tree, secretly It didn't make Xia Xiaobai see anything.

Xia Xiaobai's eyesight is very good, even the dark night can't block his vision, when he sees a beauty shy and holds her hand, the beauty doesn't struggle, his heart is bubbling with beauty.

His way of chasing his wife has become much smoother, at least the beauties are no longer avoiding his touch.

The two elders held hands in the orchid tree, so quietly that you could hear the rustling of the leaves blown by the wind, Hou Qing couldn't bear the awkwardness in his heart, and gently pulled out his hand: "My lord, it's getting late, The concubine is exhausted, you should rest earlier!" After speaking, he turned into a strange man, running and jumping.

Xia Xiaobai was in a good mood, and still had Hou Qing's remaining warmth in his hand, he brought his big palm to the tip of his nose, and sniffed hooliganically: "It smells so good..."

After running around a few corners, Hou Qing saw that no one was chasing him, so he took a few deep breaths and leaned against a small rockery to rest. After resting for a while, his heart was still beating violently, and he covered his hands with his hands. Covering his red cheeks with one hand, Xia Xiaobai's fierce handsome face murmured: "I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man... I'm a big man..."