i just want to be a woman

"My lord, why are you pretending to be a woman?"

Old Liu Liu asked six women's hearts at the same time, and the six women looked at him in unison. Hou Qing put on a charming and enchanting posture, and sighed: "You know that my father, your father Why did the father-in-law die so early?

All the daughters-in-law replied: "Because of treason"

"Wrong, because he's not a softie."

Six daughters-in-law: "Huh?"

Hou Qing Powei sighed: "If he is a softie, he will know how to beg for mercy, and if he knows that begging for mercy, he will not be cut in half by King Nie Zheng; Seeing his father and my grandfather." Speaking of the excitement, he paused, and proudly said with emotion: "I pretend to be a woman and run away, not only can I hide from people's eyes and eyes, but I can also deceive people's eyes, and I can run far away at once. If I was caught and pretended to be a woman to prove that I was a coward. I was brought up to King Nie Zheng. He saw that I was so useless, and if I cried a little more, he might let me go when he was in a good mood. "

The more Hou Qing talked, the more he felt that he was extremely smart and extremely wise. Even if he couldn't make a fortune in time, he would definitely live a long life.

"I heard that the founding emperor of the Xia Kingdom was despised because he was a horse slave, and then destroyed the previous dynasty in one fell swoop. Do you think that King Nie Zheng will give you to you because you are pretending to be a woman?" ..." The second child, the crow's mouth, paused at a critical moment, leaving Hou Qing's unlimited imagination.

Hou Qing raised her curved willow eyebrows, and stared at her with big jewel-like eyes: "Shut up, little bitch, do you want me to die early so that I can remarry? I already knew that you were jealous of my beauty. When I die, I will take you to be buried with me, and you are not allowed to be buried in the same pit as me."

Seeing that Lao Tzu was so graceful and his words so frightening, the second girl who was in the arms of the second child couldn't accept it, and wailed a few times.

The fat girl coaxed her: "Sister, don't cry, don't cry, sister loves you." Fearfully, she glanced at her father secretly with the corner of her eye: "Daddy is very fierce and perverted, fat girl sister is very gentle, sister plays with you , let's not play with daddy."

Hou Qing listened to the fat girl's gentle drizzle and still lamented that it was indeed his caring little padded jacket. He felt uncomfortable when he heard it, so he had to vent his anger on the second child: "Look at how you taught my daughter, the boss is How did you teach my daughter?"

The second child hugged the second girl so wronged that he dared not speak.

The boss was very shy, and touched the coral pearl string around his neck with his tail finger: "My lord, don't be angry because of these little sluts who don't show up. The army of the imperial court is outside the door, let's go!"

Saying one thing but doing another, the boss touched Hou Qing's arm with his not-so-big breasts, if in the past he would have molested the eldest daughter-in-law who came to the door, but when is it now, I really can't figure it out .

Hou Qing angrily took off the only bright spot on her neck, a string of coral pearls shining purple, put it on her neck, took out a bronze mirror from her sleeve with great interest, and took a picture of it: "Mmm! Wearing this string of pearls on my daughter-in-law's neck is really embarrassing, but it is just right on my neck, bringing out my fair and beautiful complexion, and my loose black hair is smooth and luxurious."

The boss had a mouthful of old blood in his chest, but he couldn't refute it. The coral pearl string was beautiful and shiny. It was an ordinary necklace on her body, and a fairy chain on her husband's body to complement his beautiful appearance.

Hou Qing felt that she was full of maternity halo today, and hugged the fat girl in the boss's hand: "This girl is heavy, just let me come!"

In fact, he was thinking that if something bad happened to her mother, and he left her mother very unmanly, he would not lose his own daughter.

The other daughters-in-law know the current environment and have nothing to say.

Hou Qing brought several daughters-in-law to the door of the small kitchen of the palace. Behind the door was a pile of unremarkable firewood. Hou Qing moved a few bundles of firewood by himself. A dark dog hole seemed crowded. The boss winked and let the boss go first.

The eldest is Wenxiang's daughter, and it's normal to get angry in private. She has never done such an exciting thing as running through a dog's hole.

Hou Qing glared at her as if she was a husband: "I carried my daughter through life and death, and you refused to let you drill into a dog's hole. Are you tired of life, and quickly drill."

She trembled all over, looked at the narrow dog hole, and then at her gorgeous princess dress, gritted her teeth and got down on the ground, thinking of dying, I will die!She was about to start climbing when the third child squatted beside her and said softly, "Sister, why don't you let my sister come first."

As if meeting Guanyin Bodhisattva, the boss immediately stood up without saying a word, and made a gesture of invitation: "Sister, come first."

The third child let his third girl get out first, and then he also crawled out. Hou Qing frowned, and held the fat girl's hand tighter. The third child has always followed the path of virtuous and virtuous, how come today? Abandon him, this husband, and run away first?

Confused, he handed the fat girl to her mother, and the third climbed out of the dog hole. As soon as this one came out, he saw a very remarkable scene.

The third girl, Huamei, ran towards the opposite direction of the dog hole with her short legs, and she still called out sweetly: "Daddy, daddy, daddy..."

Hou Qing's black, glossy and smooth hair was dyed green in an instant, and his nose was crooked from anger.If the third person who cheated on him was a handsome and handsome guy, well, he was cheated on, and Hou Qing also recognized him, but the other person turned out to be an old man who was older than his father, and this old man was still short. A pedantic old man with a dark face and half of his head of silver thread crazily opening his dull head, how could he bear this tone?

He stared viciously at the adulterer in front of him, and suppressed the raging anger in his body: "What a gentleman, you actually gave birth to a daughter with my woman?" In the past, she was only thought to be virtuous and simple, but now it seems that she and her daughter are dressed in white every day, and they are cursing him to die sooner all the time!

Wen Xiang hugged his daughter in one arm and someone else's daughter-in-law in the other. He looked like a winner in life, and his goatee almost went up to the sky at two glances.

Half a moment later, Wen Xiang finished his chatter, and many colleagues rushed over. He bitterly accused Hou Qing: "Little prince! Now that the old prince is dead, you are the master of Beiming, how can you act like a deceitful minister? What about things like pretending to be a woman and going through dog holes that make people lose their minds?"

Hou Qing straightened his crooked nose, and said to the boss who crawled out of the dog hole: "Your father and my third daughter-in-law have hooked up, do you agree with this matter?"

She gritted her teeth and wished she could eat the third child: "I don't agree."

Hou Qing took two steps back and waved his hand: "Go."

The boss put his hips on his hips and yelled loudly: "You adulterers are just worthy of my mother who stays at home every day." He stared at his father viciously: "Father, you actually hooked up with this bitch, your son-in-law Let her be a concubine, even if his daughter calls you grandpa, it's not too much for you to let your granddaughter take care of your own father, you are shameless, and I will be shameless!" After a pause, he pointed at the third child With a look of hating iron and steel: "Bitch, you actually seduced my father. It is worse than the prostitute in the brothel. Come here soon, it is all because of you, our little prince was wronged by the adults. The face of our descendants is completely lost."

After Houqing's eldest daughter-in-law finished her appearance, it was his turn. He straightened up, shook his plump breasts, and glared at the adulterers: "Third brother, although you are a concubine, ask yourself Conscience, when did I not treat all of you daughters-in-law equally? How could I treat your third daughter-in-law badly? You actually hooked up with my father-in-law behind my back and asked my daughter-in-law to change her surname. Excuse me?"

A few drops of water flowed out of Hou Qing's big eyes, and he staggered a few steps with a look of being overwhelmed, and continued to shout heartbrokenly: "I am sincere to you. Someone told me that you hooked up with someone who is better than me." I don't believe a man who is ugly and older than me, but I have to believe him when he said that he has a nose, eyes and your adulterous bellyband, but I am afraid that I will wrong you and make our husband and wife quarrel, so I pretend to be a woman, I In fact, I just want to see how old and ugly your adulterer will be."

After finishing speaking, Hou Qing glared at them viciously, acting out the drama of a husband with a sad and angry expression.

The eyeballs of the ministers who were ordered to arrest Houqing and run alone changed, and they all pointed their finger at Wen Xiang and the third child, the adulterers. The old man's heart was throbbing, and now he shot himself in the foot.

The youngest had tears in his eyes: "Don't blame Wenxiang, we really love each other."

Hou Qing spit out a mouthful of saliva, and his nose twisted again in anger: "□□, you are shameless, where did you put my husband?"

Three circles away, a loud voice suddenly said in panic, "Prince Nie Zheng's soldiers are attacking!"

All the old things exploded immediately, and no one expected Xia Guo's soldiers and horses to come over so soon.Wen Xiang sharply noticed that Wu Xiang was not there, and his heart twitched again. The old man must have run away first, so he stopped hesitating, dragged his true love third child, and hugged his own daughter who was raised by others, and ran away. Faster than a rabbit.

The sky and the earth are big, and the life is the biggest.Hou Qing immediately led his daughter-in-law and daughter into the dog's hole, running no slower than Wen Xiang's old fox.After the group of people returned to the original point in despair, all of them were disheveled and disheveled, but now they couldn't be more embarrassed.

The sixth child cried softly and said: "My lord, where else can we go? There are soldiers and horses from Xia Kingdom outside."

"Don't panic, don't panic." Hou Qing comforted his little daughter-in-law, frowned and counted the number of his daughters-in-law. Except for the third and fifth, the fifth was gone. Where did Wu go, his face turned blue again with anger.

The third child who has always been the most virtuous and the fifth child who is the most honest Bala really made him sad.