i just want to be a woman

Hou Qing asked himself that he was a man worthy of himself, and approached the unicorn with a smile. Since he had lived for more than twenty years and was a coward, he had never even coaxed a horse, so he was helpless at this time, but he had coaxed women before, thinking of being alone. Horned beasts are rarer than women, so it's right to coax them like women: "Ah Bai, you are so white! Your face, chest, legs, and butt are white, haha! Your whole body is white!" After seeing it, I thought about finding some words to praise it.

The unicorn was arrogant, snorted, and sprayed the turbid gas on Hou Qing's face. Hou Qing frowned for a while, feeling aggrieved, and the courage in his heart was bitter. Anyway, he is a coward, and he can't keep the unicorn even if he stole it. It is better to let him live happily in the palace.

Hou Qing, who couldn't eat grapes and said grapes were sour, thought he was very great, and wanted to run as soon as he turned around, but unexpectedly bumped into a wall of meat, looked at him intently, smiled dryly and said: "My lord, good!" What a coincidence! You also come to relieve yourself?"

Xia Xiaobai said: "Unfortunately, I have been following you."

Hou Qing tried her best to make her smile more natural: "Oh! It turns out that the prince also likes to go out of the palace to relieve himself, very good, very good, we can come out together next time, ha ha."

"Madam, are you inviting me?"

Hou Qing couldn't hold back the smile on his face.

Xia Xiaobai wiped the white sticky liquid off his face with his fingertips, glaring at the unicorn angrily, he was reluctant to put some water on Hou Qing's beautiful face, and actually made a beast spit, There is a piece of green leaf between the fingers, which is murderous.

Hou Qing's injured butt hurt, and he took two steps back. His knees softened, and he almost knelt down. He cried, "I'm just going out of the palace to relieve my pain. As for silence?"

Seeing that the beauty was scared, Xia Xiaobai hurriedly put away the leaves in his hand: "Madam, don't get me wrong, my father just wants to teach this animal a lesson for Madam, so that it can have a long memory and know who is the master."

Hou Qing's eyes lit up: "I am its owner?"

"That's natural."

"It's very good now." Hou Qing glanced at the unicorn triumphantly, and the way it blinked was a bit aggrieved. Hou Qing patted Xia Xiaobai's shoulder generously: "The left and right are just a unicorn, even if And I am its owner, if I say it cannot be punished, it cannot be punished."

The anger in Xia Xiaobai's heart subsided by half, and he still followed Hou Qing: "Just follow Madam's wishes."

After hearing Xia Xiaobai's words, Hou Qing immediately flaunted his power in front of the unicorn, gritted his teeth and said: "I will be your master from now on. If you, a broken beast, dare not listen to me, I will eat it!" you."

Unicorns were still somewhat disdainful at first, Xia Xiaobai followed Houqing's words and added: "Madam's idea is very good, under the beautiful scenery, you and I will enjoy the moon together and eat unicorns, it's also a good taste."

The unicorn was so frightened that it laid down its noble four white legs, and if it could speak human words, it would definitely curse: beast.

Seeing that the unicorn admitted its cowardice, Hou Qing almost laughed three times with joy, and gleefully laid on its back. The unicorn didn't dare to do anything wrong, and honestly supported Hou Qing, the coward it despised, and silently obeyed its master. orders.

Hou Qing smiled shyly at Xia Xiaobai: "I'll take Xiaobai for a walk."

The tall and mighty unicorn Xiaobai didn't like this name, but he didn't dare to say anything because he was afraid of being served as a side dish.One person and one beast are obviously not in harmony. Looking at Xia Xiaobai, a lover, he can be as harmonious as he wants. If Xia Xiaobai is not afraid that the beauty will never return, he will definitely make him happy.

Xia Xiaobai tapped his toes to the ground, and jumped like a swallow, and took Hou Qing from Xiaobai's back firmly into his arms, then tapped his toes on the back of the unicorn, and jumped over the tall A strand of black hair floated on Hou Qing's face on the city wall of Beiming Wang's Mansion, making his face itchy and his heart beating faster.

Hou Qing thought: Xia Xiaobai is so handsome!

Xia Xiaobai hugged Hou Qing back to his house, in fact, it was his house and Hou Qing's original house, but Xia Xiaobai took it for himself.

Hou Qing stared blankly at him with his mouth wide open, and stammered: "My lord, I can go by myself."

Xia Xiaobai smiled and said: "It's already here, Madam doesn't have to go by herself." Then he put him on the only bed.

As soon as Houqing's buttocks reached the bed, the soft brocade reminded him that this is not a good place, and he got up and left with a stiff face, annoyed: "My lord, my buttocks are injured and I can't serve you well, it's better to let my concubine Let's find some beautiful women to burn the prince! In the streets and alleys of Beiming, I can't be more familiar with myself."

Xia Xiaobai touched Hou Qing's face with his warm fingertips, and said tenderly: "Madam, except you, I don't want anyone else as my husband."

Hou Qing trembled in fright. If he wanted to use force, he would die if he resisted, and if he didn't resist, he would die. Fearing that his life would be lost, he tightened his front and blushed and said, "My lord, my concubine... ...The woman's one is here, even if you don't care about my ass, you have to worry about my ass."

The corners of Xia Xiaobai's mouth twitched, and the eyes that stared at Hou Qing became gentler, and he took a step closer to him: "Madam is so cute."

Hou Qing curled up and moved to the bed, her face paled and said: "My lord, think twice!"

Xia Xiaobai rubbed his forehead with his big hands, and conjured up two red apples, and handed them to Hou Qing: "This is chosen for the husband and wife, do you like it, madam?"

The corner of Hou Qing's mouth twitched: "I like it, hehehe."

Xia Xiaobai naturally gathered up his skirt, put two big apples into his chest, nodded and said: "Madam is indeed a natural beauty."

Hou Qing considered himself a veteran in love, and couldn't help being molested by Xia Xiaobai until his face turned red. This kid was so old-fashioned a few days ago, why is he so clever today?Covering his darling and sighing secretly: Fortunately, I am a man with a handle, and I will not be seduced.

Seeing Hou Qing's actions, Xia Xiaobai's heart was filled with honey again, the beauty is getting cuter the more she looks!

The shadow outside the door knocked lightly, Xia Xiaobai frowned and said coldly: "What's the matter?"

The guard said: "Go back to your lord, there is your superstition of urgency."

Hou Qing felt relieved, and urged: "My lord, you have something important to do, go quickly! Leave me alone." Shyly said: "We will have a long time together."

Xia Xiaobai said the words 'the future will last forever' in Xia Xiaobai's heart, and took the opportunity to smear Houqing's face: "Madam, wait for me, my husband will be back soon."

When Hou Qing came to his senses, Xia Xiaobai had already closed the door of the room. He touched the cheek that Xia Xiaobai had just stolen, and his face was flushed. Although he didn't feel disgusted, he was a big man after all. The elders are stealing fragrance, and there is no way they can pass the test in their hearts.The longer he stayed in the room, the more he felt chest tightness, Hou Qing raised his head and slapped himself.

A woman with a big butt doesn't want to think about what a big man is doing.

In order not to affect the injury of his buttocks, Hou Qing got out of bed with his buttocks pouted, carefully pushed open the door, moved his little head forward, and saw a handsome guard guarding him, he laughed and said, "What a coincidence! This big brother."

The guard said sternly: "If you go back to Madam, the prince will order you to stay here and not let Madam go out." Then he glanced at his flowery head: "Madam, please go back to the room to recuperate."

The smile on Hou Qing's face suddenly became incomparably stiff, he pushed the door open and said with his hands on his hips, "Why should I be placed under house arrest? I didn't murder and set fire to you, so I asked Xia Xiaobai to talk to me."

The guard stood by the door and respectfully knelt on one knee: "Madam, please go back to the house to recuperate from your injuries. The humble job is just to follow the prince's order."

Houqing's villain got his wish: "You know who I am. I am Xia Xiaobai's new favorite. If I let him cut you off, you will not live until tomorrow. Let me go obediently, and don't let... Hehe, I am looking for you!" Hundreds of men raped you first and then killed you, Xia Xiaobai might even kill you himself."

The guard's expression remained unchanged: "Madam, please don't embarrass your lowly position."

"This is the most tiresome thing I've heard in my life." Hou Qing was furious, and raised her foot to kick the bastard blocking the way to death.

The guard did not hide, and said solemnly: "Madam, please don't make things difficult."

"I just want to embarrass you." Hou Qing kicked the guard and kicked him twice. In the guard's eyes, the force was like tickling him. He said without saying a word: "Madam, please don't embarrass your lowly position. "

"You son of a bitch." Hou Qing, who was half angry, kicked him a few more times when he heard the words: "I will kick you to death."

"Sister, don't be angry, this big brother is also forced to help."

Hearing these words, Hou Qing remembered the fourth child whom he hadn't seen for a long time. He raised his head and saw her coming this way pretentiously. She was still wearing a maidservant's blue dress, and with that ordinary face, she was no different from the maidservant who poured Yexiang. two.

Hou Qing covered her face, feeling very remorseful, why did I sleep in her bed back then?Let a lifetime of wisdom be ruined.

The maid who poured Yexiang squeezed out a few tears from her eyes: "Sister..."

Houqing: "..."

The maid who poured Yexiang took the initiative to hold Hou Qing's hand, and he moved to the guard: "Girl, do you have anything to do? If not, go back and pour your Yexiang! You are ugly!"

The fourth child patiently said: "I used to be the fourth daughter-in-law of the little prince. I have shared the bed with him for many years and know many things about him. For example, when he comes to my room, he always likes to come at night, because he can play a lot of tricks in this way." , the little prince is not very good on weekdays, he always let me take the initiative, when we sleep together, I am the one on top."

Hou Qing gritted his teeth, and said sadly: "Do you know why the little prince likes to go to your place at night?"

The fourth child was taken aback.

Hou Qing continued: "Because you are ugly."

Fourth child: "..."

Hou Qing raised her hand to touch her flowery face: "I know you have been jealous of my beauty, so you always try to smear me in different ways."

Fourth child: "..."

Hou Qing pouted her buttocks: "I am a woman, my buttocks are taller than yours, bigger than yours, and more fertile than yours."

Fourth child: "..."

Hou Qing smiled and said: "So no one will believe your words."

The author has something to say:

I have written a novel for a long time, I don’t know if no one likes my article, I feel a little discouraged, of course I have enough manuscripts, and I will not stop updating

I just hope that the children's shoes I like can raise their little paws and click to collect

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