Learn about the human body

The moment Tang Qizhen walked into the dressing room, it felt like a dream.A well-dressed woman in her 20s beckoned to him—probably his editor, Miss Mosquito Coil.

I actually met the editor who has worked with me for more than three years in this way.

"Hello, nice to meet you." He covered himself tightly, wearing a mask and peaked cap, all dressed in black, and his voice was muffled.

"Madam, you really look like a boy dressed like this." The editor looked him up and down.

"Nonsense! I'm a man!" Tang Qizhen blurted out angrily, attracting the attention of many staff members.

The editor smiled apologetically: "Okay, hurry up and put on your makeup. Later, two wives will also come. I specially notified you an hour earlier."

Tang Qizhen still felt shy, so he took off his peaked cap angrily and threw it aside, revealing his slightly curly short hair.

"Have you prepared a voice changer for me? Like the one in the Conan animation."

"Don't worry, you'll be fine. You just need to stand there. My wife is so handsome. Everyone just wants to impress you."

This sentence means no.

Tang Qizhen rolled his eyes in pain, and took off his mask.

He is really good looking. Although he has single eyelids, he has piercing eyes, and the bridge of his nose is slightly collapsed, but when put together, he is quite cute.

The editor was even happier seeing his true face, and patted him on the shoulder: "If it doesn't work, you can use a false voice to deal with it."

"..." Do you think I'm a dubbing professional?Tang Qizhen stared angrily.

The staff soon began to put on makeup, and he closed his eyes cooperatively.Lolita's makeup has always been gorgeous. With his eyes closed, he felt the brush poke on every part of his face, and felt a little itchy.

When I opened my eyes again, my face had been painted white, and the blemishes on the bridge of the nose and eyebrows had also been trimmed, giving it a European-style three-dimensional effect; double eyelid stickers and false eyelashes were attached, and the original round almond eyes were enlarged again.The eyeliner is wine red, which outlines the tip of the eye, which is soft and handsome.

"This, this, this!" He stood up in surprise and leaned towards the mirror, blinking vigorously. If he hadn't heard his own voice, he really thought he had changed his head in place.

The makeup magic that has been passed down for thousands of years should not be underestimated.

The staff brought all the samples, skirts, pantyhose, etc., and pointed to the compartment inside: "Teacher, go and put on the clothes first."

Tang Qizhen's figure is slightly fat, and the flesh mainly grows on the waist. Although his legs are not as thin as a bamboo pole, their muscles are very well-proportioned, and they are indeed suitable for wearing skirts.

Walking into the changing room, he grabbed the flesh on his leg, and said to himself distressedly: "Hey~ Dad, I'm sorry, I can only sacrifice you for the sake of eating today." Put on pantyhose.

The socks are milky white and come just above the knee.He got up and put on the panniers again, put on the little skirt he had carefully designed, and square-heeled shoes.

Fortunately, I didn't draw a hater at the time, otherwise my life would be here.

The herringbone bracing made the skirt fluffy, and because he didn't wear leggings, he always felt chilly between his legs.He was not used to wearing women's leather shoes for the first time, and when he came out of the cubicle, his walking posture was extremely awkward.

But the editor's eyes brightened: "Stand straighter, that's right, that's right, you have to look feminine."

Tang Qizhen curled her lips in disgust, but she boasted endlessly: "Absolutely, ma'am, you are really amazing! This skirt is as good as the girl planting grass in the circle!"

"Oh." He put on the collarbone chain to cover his Adam's apple with no expression on his face, and then put on the wig with the help of the staff.The wig is flaxen, with neat bangs and wavy curls, which made his face look smaller when it was draped on both sides.

Looking at the strange look in the mirror, he took a deep breath, and before he could say anything, he heard a noise at the door—the other two resident wives from the pigeon farm came.

He knows these two people, one is a resident cartoonist, and the other is a wife named "Chongshan Laijiu" who is also a Lolita designer.Seeing two girls walking in, he quickly shut up and entered a state of alert.

Mrs. Lai Jiu focuses on the Gothic style, and the style of the dark loli costume she brought this time somewhat collides with Tang Qizhen's oil painting handle.As soon as he entered the door and saw that he had finished tidying up, he smiled and boasted: "This is Mrs. Sweet Sugar, right? The new style is really good."

The other party was a senior, Tang Qizhen didn't dare to be negligent, and squeezed out two words from his throat in embarrassment: "...Thank you."

This was the first time he used a false voice, but he didn't expect it to be normal.

Lai Jiu frowned, and asked again: "Does Madam have a cold?"

"Hmm." He nodded recklessly.

Lai Jiu didn't say anything more, and told him to rest and drink more water before sitting down and putting on makeup.Only then did Tang Qizhen heave a sigh of relief, seeing the mask on the table, he suddenly had an inspiration.He sat down next to him, put on a mask and posted a selfie with half of his face.

After a few minutes--

Sweettown: Compete for all the fairies of AD28~ It’s super exciting to be here for the first time to participate in the event!However, I have a cold recently and my voice is very hoarse. I hope everyone will forgive me.

As soon as the news was sent out, little red dots began to appear, "Jiu Mi Yuan Zi" liked him in seconds as if he had bought a villa on Weibo, and then switched to the private message interface.

Mariko Jiumi: Ma'am, do you have a cold?is it serious?Be sure to drink plenty of hot water!

What a lie.Seeing her nervous tone, Tang Qizhen quickly replied: It's okay~ Thank you for your concern.

Jiumi said again: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's good that you're fine, ma'am!"I am coming to AD28!I'm coming to see you! [rotating crying][rotating crying]

Tang Qizhen was shocked when he saw this, he remembered correctly that Jiumi is a graduate student, so he has time to watch the comic exhibition?If she came to the door later, wouldn't that be revealing?

He vaguely had a bad feeling and began to think about Plan B.After an unknown amount of time, the other two wives had finished their attire. Tang Qizhen stood up and stepped forward. The two were surprised: "The wives are so tall."

"..." The corner of Tang Qizhen's mouth twitched, he picked up the small lantern with a wry smile, and said "it's okay".The venue was crowded with people, and everyone's eyes were attracted when they saw the beautiful sister. Tang Qizhen could only bravely meet the countless eyes and enter the business mode.

Pigeon Farm is the largest gathering place of painters in China, and the pomp at AD28 is very big, which is equivalent to a meeting of painters.He stepped onto the stage on the soft red carpet, and saw a mass of black heads.

"Today we have invited three popular painters from Pigeon Farm—" the host began to announce, "Mrs. Laijiu, Mrs. Xiaohe Gezi, and Mrs. Sweettown!"

The three responded and greeted the audience, Tang Qizhen clearly heard the cheers and screams from below, and the name of "Mrs. Sweet Sugar" was very loud.

Not an exaggeration.

Among the girls, Tang Qizhen is definitely the height of Miss Yu, with heavy makeup on, three-dimensional and exquisite facial features, and a whole round smaller face.I also have a good camera sense, holding a lantern sideways, slightly raised eyebrows, and sequined eye makeup under the light from time to time to catch people's eyes, really responding to the editor's words——

Beautiful and rusty.

The first two wives interacted with the host respectively, and the microphone passed to him.

"Mrs. Tiantang, as the first batch of resident painters in the pigeon farm, is now quite successful. Is there anything you want to say to everyone?"

Tang Qizhen still maintained an elegant smile, and lightly brushed his hair: "I have a cold recently..."

The false voice was amplified by the microphone, and he felt guilty for a while, and coughed several times with a narrow throat.

Fans' voices came from below, and after listening carefully, there were still male fans: "It's okay! Mrs. Tiantang, you don't need to talk! Just stand there!" "Pretty sister, take care of your body!"

"I have a lot to say, so I can only ask Siri to read it for me." He smiled forcedly, whispered the whole sentence, and then opened the memo he had written long ago.

Listening to Siri's emotional mechanical voice, he felt that he was simply too witty.There were still cheers off the court, and after getting away with it, the three began to sign autographs and take group photos under the guidance of the staff.

Wearing this outfit, he was indeed on a par with Zhongcao Ji, and the more makeup he had, the more female fans he got. As soon as he arrived at the seat, a bunch of people rushed over to take pictures and group photos, and he was soon surrounded by the crowd.

Tang Qizhen was actually a little nervous. His hands were cold in the 20-degree weather. Fortunately, he didn't need to talk, which reduced his psychological pressure a lot.

"Ma'am, your hands and face have been kissed by angels, it's so beautiful!"

Hearing these kind words, he gradually relaxed, his eyes followed the camera, and he began to have the desire to express himself.

"Pretty sister, look this way! Can you take a photo with me?" The next second, he heard a familiar voice in the crowd.

His roommate, Gu Xuehao, had a big bag hanging on his chest, with a huge rolled-up poster stuck in it, and a figure of an unknown girl in his hand, squeezing towards him step by step with a DSLR.

"Fuck you?" He subconsciously blurted out, and then his smile froze.

He forgot to use falsetto!He still has a radio on his horse!

Tang Qizhen was shocked, pursed his mouth and coughed a few times, covered his mouth "shyly", and observed the reactions of the people around him in a panic.

Sure enough, almost most of the people looked at him with surprised eyes.

"That I...cough cough, cough cough..." He felt that he could still save him.

"Miss," followed by a cold and deep voice from the crowd. He looked for his reputation and saw Fu Yansheng walking through the crowd, blocking Gu Xuehao behind him, and walking towards him step by step, "I want to join you a shadow."

His scalp went numb for an instant, and he froze in place.

Could this group of people have installed radar on themselves?Step on horses one by one to see their women's clothing business! !