[Comprehensive British and American] Heroes set up villains script

Dick turned over and took off the quilt. It was autumn, and it was still a bit chilly to sleep without a quilt at night.

His arm touched another arm, the hangover still lingering in his brain, which prevented Dick from immediately realizing that there was another person in his bed.

1 seconds.

2 seconds.

3 seconds.

Dick opened his eyes suddenly, his sea-blue eyes were full of horror, the ceiling was unfamiliar, and this was not his room.

So he was too drunk last night and stumbled into the wrong room?

Dick didn't move at first, wondering who might be lying beside him.

No matter who is lying there, it's scary, okay? ! !

Dick kept his body still and looked aside with his eyeballs. He saw Jason, half naked and frowning, sleeping sideways beside him.

And the next second, Jason opened those blue-gray eyes.

This scare directly scared Dick to sit up and roll back out of bed.

Dick hugged his head and said loudly: "I'm sorry, Little Wing!! I entered my room after drinking too much last night without checking if it was my room. Don't kill me QAQ."

As soon as he touched his hair, Dick noticed something was wrong.

The soft and smooth texture is completely different from my own hard, dry hair that has been blown by cold wind for a long time. This hair obviously uses a lot of conditioner.

Dick looked down through his hair, wait?When did his hair get so long?

At this time, Jason looked at Aesop who was sitting on the ground with a dazed expression.

"Brother Aesop?" His voice was a little hoarse, but he was forced to express a soft feeling, and the end of the sentence turned a corner.

Tim is very confused now, why is it rare for a night of hangover to sleep in and be awakened by the sound of rapid breathing on the other side of the bed the next morning?

That was really loud for light sleeper Tim, why would anyone sleep in his bed?

With such doubts in mind, Tim opened his eyes that seemed to be glued together.

Then Tim saw the scene that Xiao had thought about in the past, but because of Jason's force coercion, he never dared to think about it in front of Jason's face.

Aesop was sleeping beside him, part of his long black hair was scattered on the wine-red silk bed sheet, and the other part was scattered on his chest. A button was unbuttoned on his white shirt, revealing his fair and graceful neck.

Those glass-blue eyes were scrutinizing him secretly.

Tim immediately felt that he hadn't woken up, or that he had hallucinations after drinking, maybe it was less than half an hour since he was drunk.

As a result, Aesop was startled and sat up and fell off the bed, and the sound really woke Tim up.

Seeing Aesop's overly frightened expression, Tim felt uncomfortable and uncomfortable, probably because... this face has always been expressionless or mocking.

This frightened stupid expression seems OOC, very much like Dalan.

Even thinking so, Tim still called out his brother in concern.

As soon as Tim exited, Dick and Tim froze at the same time.

Tim: Weird, why does his voice sound more like Scarlet's?

Dick: Strange, why does this tone of voice sound like Xiaohong?

"...Xiaohong?" With doubts, Dick tentatively called out the name of the person with Jason's face and body.

"...big blue?" Tim.

"...It's me." Dick nodded, his head became so heavy, he was still a little uncomfortable.

"...I'm Tim." Tim asked again: "Why are you wearing Aesop's body? You don't have to tell me, I guess I'm wearing Jason's body now."

Dick was unaccustomed to staring at the puzzled expression on Jason's face, through which he could imagine Tim's face.

So what's going on here?

Half a month ago, Alfred summoned Dick back in Bluhaven in the identity of Bruce.

When Dick returned to the Batcave, he found that all the family members were there, including Batgirl Barbara, and the outlaw members Aesop and Jason who should be in other cities at this time.

This time things were very tricky. Someone had laid out a series of conspiracies against Batman, and Bruce even broke his leg and couldn't act for a short time.

So Bruce called them back to crack the conspiracy. This was the first time they acted together. Each of Batman's protégés perfectly inherited Batman's character, a lone ranger with a team.

They sought the help of Pale Knight, even with several top players in the industry, it took half a month.

On the surface, neither of his younger brothers cared about Bruce's injury, but when they encountered the black mask who designed the conspiracy, they beat each other up and threw them into Black Gate Prison.

He also broke off Black Mask's left and right arms, burned several Black Mask's money laundering sites, and destroyed most of his gangster foundation, making it difficult for Black Mask to recover.

Usually busy and rarely get together, they took this opportunity to drink a lot of wine from Wayne Manor's wine cellar in the living room, including Damian who was allowed to drink a bottle of fruit wine by Bruce.

later--

Dick went to sleep after seeing his brothers drunk and ugly, but when he woke up, he became Aesop?

Is it because the wine in Wayne's cellar has been kept for too long and has mutated?What kind of development would this be in a fantasy novel?

Dick and Tim were staring at each other speechlessly, and the door was kicked open with a slam.

At the door is Damian with a dark face. He is wearing a sweater and trousers, with a saber on his waist and a pair of sneakers on his feet. His kicking action is exactly the same as when he attacked Aesop in the past.

This prevented Dick from immediately recognizing that this was not Damian.

Dick called out in surprise, "Damian?"

Dick got up, staggered and almost fell again, his consciousness was clear, but his body was still drunk and a little top-heavy——

You must know that Aesop was the first to get drunk last night. Damian also pointed at Aesop and laughed for a long time. This action caused Damian to have his finger almost broken by Jason.

Then Damian also collapsed after drinking a glass of cider, leaving Dick, Jason, and Tim, three guys who were surprisingly good at drinking, fighting all the way.

Or maybe it's because the long hair is not used to it, so it's top-heavy, Dick guessed casually.

He had to explain to Xiaomi that he was not Aesop, and it would be bad if Damian cut himself off as Aesop. Although the body belonged to Aesop, the consciousness belonged to him, and he must be the one who hurt.

Tim hesitated a little, he wasn't too sure that the man in front of him was Damian Wayne, because Damian would wear the black night suit every time he attacked Aesop.

Don't ask him how he knows, because Damian will pass by his room whether he walks through the front door or climbs the window.

"Damian?" Damian's voice was a little nasal, maybe he caught a cold last night.He said, "No, I'm not him. I'm his dad, Jason Todd."

Bruce passed the door in dark pajamas at this time, he didn't know what happened last night, and he didn't know that his children were not in his body at all now.

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"Damian, no matter how bad your relationship with Jason is, don't make such jokes in the manor, or don't do it in front of me." Bruce's tone was very calm, making it difficult to tell whether he had angry.

"Sorry, Bruce." Jason apologized subconsciously.

Bruce frowned slightly, not understanding why Damian called his name suddenly, but he left the door without saying anything.

As soon as Bruce left, Jason jumped on the bed and grabbed Jason who had just picked up the T-shirt on the floor and put it on... no, it was Tim's collar.

Jason gritted his teeth and said, "I want to know which bastard is in my body? It's better not a devil bastard or a dicky bird..."

Dick, who was named, immediately raised a hand, like a primary school student answering a teacher's question, he replied with a serious expression: "Dicky Bird is here!"

"Very good." Jason glanced at Dick with a fierce face, then turned to stare at his own face and said, "So, is it Damian or Tim?"

"...It's me, Big Red." As soon as Tim opened his mouth, Jason knew who it was. Damian and Aesop wouldn't call themselves that.Tim said: "Can you let go a little bit, in fact, your nails have pinched your own flesh."

Tim blinked innocently, coupled with Jason's tough face, let alone how awkward it was, it made Jason want to punch him for a moment, but then he realized that it was his own face, so he forcibly restrained this desire .

Dick said quickly: "Yes, yes, we can talk about something first, if the three of us are Dick, Jason and Tim."

He spoke so fast that he was afraid that Jason would fight Tim.

"The millet and the little bird must be in Tim or my body, I wonder who is in my body." Dick said enthusiastically.

Jason let go of his hand and gave a 'tsk' sound. He looked at Dick who was making a gleaming expression on Aesop's face with disgust.

"Don't use Aesop's face to make that stupid expression. Although that face is Aesop's, any expression is good-looking, but when I think of your Dicky bird in his body, I feel uncomfortable. If you do this again, I will beat you."

Jason is worthy of being a liberal arts boy. While Kwai Suo is good-looking, he also hurt Podick!Tim thought as he rubbed his collar.

"You can't hit me, this is Aesop's body." The courage that came from unknown made Dick say this sentence.

Jason let go of his clenched fist as if discouraged. As Dick said, as long as it was Aesop's body, he would not bear to beat him.

"Let's wash up and find other people first?" Tim suggested.

"Okay." Dick headed to the bathroom.

"Tsk, I'll go out and wait for you." Jason walked out, he didn't want to see 'myself' and 'Aesop'.

After there was a slamming sound on the door, Tim's originally bright expression became a little gloomy.

"Big Blue." Tim

"?" Dick, who was brushing his teeth, raised his head in confusion.

"Tie your ponytails," Tim said.

Dick spat out the foam and said, "Isn't it good? Now I'm in Aesop's body."

"How come. This is Aesop's body and Aesop's face. Even if they know it's you, the last thing left in their memory is Isop's double ponytail." Tim said earnestly.

"You make a little sense." Dick recalled the past.

"You can just say a word, do it or not." Tim

During the period when Aesop's legs were not connected, he secretly tied a double ponytail for him. Aesop didn't show it on the surface, but after his legs recovered, he and Tim were both beaten into wheelchairs.

Thinking of this, Dick's expression was a little sad. Coupled with Aesop's handsome, pale face, he looked very much like Sister Lin from a famous book on the Flower Planter.

"Do it!" He agreed with the same sharpness as when he broke his leg.

...

...

Aesop, wearing a timpie, sat on the sofa drinking coffee and watching TV. The TV was broadcasting their recent major events. The Pale Knight and the Bat Family cooperated to arrest Black Mask and took away several money laundering spots of the other party.

The soul swap didn't seem to have much impact on Aesop. He still maintained his usual pace of life. He got up, changed into a sweater from Tim's closet, and went downstairs to make a cup of coffee from the kitchen.

Holding a coffee cup and crossing his legs leisurely, he thought about some irrelevant things, such as what Tim would look like when he woke up and found him.

At least so far he is still in a good mood.

Until he saw himself with twin ponytails walking down with Jason.

...?

Damian was the first to jump down. Jason recognized Tim and Aesop who were sitting and drinking coffee at a glance, because Damian's child with ADHD couldn't stop for a moment.

And a coffee hater.

He would never sit on the couch drinking coffee like this.

"Aesop." Damian sat next to Aesop, and this behavior made Aesop recognize Jason at this moment.

"Who is in my body?" Aesop showed a sinister smile, and his calm tone was like the calm before the storm.

Dick shuddered.

Just kidding, who in the bat family doesn't know that Aesop never holds back when he beats people. When he was beaten by Aesop for the first time, Dick was stunned. Who knew that such a thin Aesop would hurt people so much.

Aesop usually doesn't beat people and doesn't even talk much. He is the one who behaves the coldest in the family except him and the black-hearted little cotton-padded jacket Tim, who are the two necessary atmosphere activators. The attitude of having nothing to do with oneself seems to be not interested in anything.

But if Aesop is in a hurry, he can beat red eyes, the kind of people who kill people and gods and gods, a certain family fight (daily tearing).

I don't remember who accidentally broke Aesop's favorite coffee cup (gifted by Jason), and Aesop's expression darkened as he was sitting on the sofa watching the tiger fight.

One person cleaned up all four of them, and Aesop was good at assassination, hiding in the shadows and sneaking up on them really made them hard to guard against.

It perfectly confirms the saying that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry.

And Dick is the kind who never dared to fight hard with his younger brothers, because he was born with strange strength. When he was Robin, he had a disagreement with Batman. In a rage, he accidentally punched Batman unconscious——

Dick called it the Iron Fist of Justice, and for a long time he used it to threaten Batman to rest after 24 hours of intense work.

What if his strength hurts his younger brothers?

Dick's iron fist usually only wants to be opened to criminals, but it is usually sealed.

Under the tension, Dick's brain turned rapidly.Thinking of an unreliable way to exonerate him, Dick stammered and said, "...Yes...it's Xiaohong!"

↑ Dick who has completely forgotten that he is in Aesop's body because of nervousness and fear.

"Oh—it's Xiaohong." Aesop, who was leaning against Tim's body, gave Dick a meaningful look.

Not to mention, my face is quite cute with nervous eyes and twin ponytails.

Just went to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee and turned around when he heard his name, Tim said blankly: "Huh? Who called me?"

Dick couldn't believe that Tim didn't hear them in the kitchen, who in this room didn't know that they were professionally trained to play this trick!

"I'm Tim. To be honest, I was shocked when I woke up this morning and found myself turning red." Tim raised the corners of his mouth and showed his standard sweet and soft smile.

Watching Jason deliberately 'vomit', like a real child.

Tim was sitting on another sofa with a coffee cup in his hand, playing his ignorance to life, as if Aesop's hair turned into a look that had nothing to do with him :D

As soon as Tim finished speaking, cold sweat began to drip from Dick's forehead.

He knew that he shouldn't put his ponytails on the words of Tim, the little villain who only got away with himself.

Dick glanced wildly and saw Jason who was sitting next to Aesop with his legs crossed and doing the same moves as Aesop. The corner of Jason's mouth curled up maliciously.

Jason noticed Dick's eyes, and he said silently, "Dicky bird, you are dead, Aesop will not let you go." '

Jason sat next to Aesop, and they were even a fist apart.

In fact, Jason wanted to hug Aesop, but he was in Damian's body now, and Aesop was in Tim's body.

The difference in size between the two of them has reversed. Jason can hold Aesop in his arms with his own body, but now he can only be held in Aesop's arms. This makes Jason feel that his aura as an attacker is threatened.

More importantly, as long as he thought of using Damian's body to hold Aesop in Tim's body, no matter how he thought about it, he felt panicked, and he couldn't accept it either visually or psychologically.

Dick's heart skipped a beat, oh well.

They all know that Jason, who seems to be the most irritable, is unexpectedly easy to get along with. If you treat him well, he will treat you wholeheartedly, but most of the time he will not show his kindness to you. .

He just does it silently and doesn't ask you to return to him.

Aesop, who seemed to have a calm face and could accept anything, was the most difficult to mess with among them.

He will never mess with you face to face, he will give you a hard tickle when you let your guard down and think he has forgotten about it, and that will definitely make you remember.

So, has Damian turned into Dick?

Aesop had a bad premonition. If Damian became Dick, he would definitely use his status as the eldest brother to make trouble. Sure enough, his premonition came true in the next second.

Damian, who supported Dick's body, climbed over the guardrail from the second floor and landed on the ground. He glanced at the people who were already seated in the living room, surrounded by the TV and seemed to be watching TV in silence.

At this moment, Damian didn't know that everyone had exchanged. He had a dream last night, a beautiful dream.

Damian dreamed that he was the oldest of the five, and he was not only the legitimate heir to the bat-cloak.

Jason and Aesop still have to listen to him, because he is the elder brother, and from now on, he is the only one who bullies their lives, without them taking care of their own lives, hehe.

As a result, when he woke up this morning, he found that his body had grown a lot taller. He thought he was like the protagonist in a comic, ten years later when he woke up.

This made Damian excitedly jump up and jump to the mirror to see what he looks like when he grows up, ah...why does he have a dick face when he grows up?

Hmph, he thought he would be more handsome than Dick when he grows up, but it's not bad to grow up to be Dick, you know, Ye Yi is the No.1 most handsome superhero voted online.

Every time Dick came to hold a parent-teacher meeting for himself, whether it was the little girls in the class, their mothers, or his head teacher who was over 50 years old, they all gave Dick a glance.

Just because these guys are worthy of liking Ye Yi?These guys are not even qualified to enter Wayne Manor.

Damian, who has really thought about what his future partner will be like for his big brother Dick, thinks it's impossible.

How about at least a Batgirl Barbara Gordon level, or the last member of the Titans who came to pick her up with Dick, what Princess Spark?

So having a dick face didn't affect Damian's mood. He dug out a black T-shirt from the corner of the white and blue clothes in the closet and put it on.

Man, I can't believe my grown-up self likes bright colors, that looks so childish.

Damian tried hard to suppress the joy in his heart, telling himself to behave like a mature man, not a little boy with too much energy and no place to release it.

As a result, when he saw the 'brothers' sitting around the bottom on the second floor, he felt as if the lid could no longer cover the Coke that had bumped up and down, and swiped it all spewed down.

So he couldn't hold back and jumped over the guardrail from the second floor as usual.

emmmmm...

Like an ADHD kid with excess energy. ←It comes from the adjective that Tim thought of for Damian who always jumped down from the second floor.

Damian was puzzled, why would such a handsome action of turning down from the second floor be described as ADHD by them?

The answer Jason gave was: Mature adults take the stairs, only children can jump around blindly.

And every time Damian does this, Bruce will find out, and Bruce will catch up from the Batcave to educate him about what will disturb the neighbors.

Damian was once confused, where did the neighbors come from when Wayne Manor became an independent household.

At this time, Aesop would knock off the long sword that was attacking him in his hand, kick his leg, and pat him on the shoulder.

He said earnestly: Because the echo of your actions in the bat cave will scare our little pets (bats) and scare them to shit when they fly upwards.

Oh, Damian will suddenly realize that he will turn over and attack Aesop with the Hidden Blade hidden in his wrist. The Batcave that these shit may pull is everywhere.

Damian adjusted his facial expression to look a little more ruthless, looked up and found his brothers, wait?

Why is there a stinking face among them?

What kind of world is this?Or was it really just him turning into Dick?

Damian coughed lightly, imitating Aesop's paralyzed face and said: "Brothers, let's go to the Batcave to organize training. I think it is necessary to teach you Israeli martial arts."

As soon as these words came out, the environment that was originally silent but could still hear the sound of swallowing coffee became deathly silent.

"..."

"...Pfft." I don't know who laughed, but the sound came from Jason's mouth.

Tim realized that Damian hadn't figured out the situation yet, so he couldn't help laughing.

Damian's eyes darkened immediately, he turned his head to Tim and said with a fierce expression, "Jason Todd, are you dissatisfied with what brother said? Do you want to be taught a lesson by brother?"

"No, no, no...how dare you." Tim in Jason's shell barely suppressed his smile. He thought Damian was very funny. Is this what Damian thinks a big brother should be like?

Dick hesitated, wondering if he should interrupt Damian's performance with his own body.

Damian might think it's cool, but he'll bet everyone else, including him, thinks Damian's pissed right now.

Damian just made a slightly satisfied expression and said: "Very good, keep this attitude towards big brother, Red Barrel."

In the next second, Tim couldn't help but put down his coffee cup and hunched over and laughed, "I'm sorry everyone, I can't hold it anymore hahahahahahaha. Damian is really ugly."

Jason reminded with a dark face: "Tim Drake, if you use my body to make such an expression, I will definitely beat you when you change back."

Speaking of beating, Jason suddenly remembered that Dick was in Aesop's body this morning, so he didn't dare to beat him easily.

Now in Dick's body is Damian, Jason can be said to have no scruples in attacking, in fact, as long as the person in Dick's body is not Bruce or Aesop, he can have no scruples.

Thinking of this, Jason jumped off the sofa. He was still a little unaccustomed to being short-handed and short-legged, but no matter who was in his body, he would get used to beating people.

Jason jumped in front of Damian who was still reacting to what Tim and Jason said, and kicked hard at the leg that read as Dick but was actually controlled by Damian.

There's no way, Damian's height can only kick Dick's knee.

Because he was defenseless, the pain was extremely intense, and Damian subconsciously bent over with a howl. It was precisely this bending that Jason slammed his fist hard on Damian's abdomen, which was protected by strong muscles.

Jason's strength was not small, and under the protection of his muscles, Damian felt a stomachache.

"Fuck, what's wrong with you?" Damian squinted his eyes and asked angrily, "Huh? Myself."

Dick, who understood what Jason was taking revenge for, had a blank expression, and withdrew his hand that was still on the table playing with Yunli, looking a little timid.

Just hope Jason beats Damian up and doesn't wait until they switch back to beat him up.

The only one who saw the truth was the red Robin Tim Drake, who looked like a 200-pound man but was actually the world's number one detective. He calmly raised his coffee cup and took a sip of coffee.

The action looks very much like an old man who has listened to the health care of the flower planter in his old age.

"Grayson." Aesop stared at Dick in disgust. Dick was wasting his face that was suitable for a cold expression.

He's part Gotham baby Bruce Wayne in his bloodline, and part out of the one-time criminal prince who is now the Pale Knight.

Pale Knight Jack Napier is as handsome as any discerning Gotham reporter has ever praised.But Aesop's face still inherits more from Bruce Wayne, and there is something special about his cold face, just like Batman.

"Yes!" Dick replied loudly, straightening up subconsciously.

Because only his chief at the police station would call him Grayson, and calling his name in that tone meant another bad luck for him.

"If you make that expression with my face, I'll beat you with Jason." Aesop followed Tim's example, evoking a sweet smile, which seemed to have no deterrent effect.

But Dick knew that Aesop always said what he said.

"Yes, sir!" Dick gave Aesop a military salute with a serious face.

Damian finally understood the relationship from their words at this moment. "Wait? Tim is a fake, Aesop is Dickie, Jason is Drake, and Jason..."

"It's me." Jason replied in a stern tone.

Damian looked down at Jason, who was several heads shorter than him, and suddenly laughed out loud. He shifted all his embarrassment on Jason.

Damian put his hand on Jason's shoulder and said, "Oh~ Todd, you're so short."

"Fuck, fuck you Damian. You don't even look at whose body this is." Jason tried to struggle, but the struggle was in vain. Dick's strange strength was not just a casual talk.

Jason could only point his middle finger at Damian angrily, obviously he was the tallest member of the family (183cm) in terms of his own body, not an old bat.

Aesop is the second tallest among the family members. He is about 1.8 meters tall, not much shorter than Jason.

When Jason and Aesop walked together, Aesop always seemed the taller one.

Because Aesop is thin and thin, just like his other unpleasant father, the clown. Now he should be called the Pale Knight. He is thin but has a vicious vigor.

Seeing that Jason was being bullied, Aesop put the coffee cup on the table, stood up, floated behind Damian like a ghost, and put his hand on Damian's shoulder.

As soon as Damian turned his head, he saw Aesop who was one section taller than himself, with gloomy blue eyes and blackened expression of laughing.

"Little bastard, if you have observed it, you will find that Dick is the shortest one besides yourself." Aesop's voice was a little gentle, but he had malicious intentions.

Tim, who was sitting on the sofa with his head on his hand and playing with his mobile phone, raised his head and smiled and said, "It seems that the cornflakes that Dick often gives to us doesn't help him grow taller."

Dick, who was suddenly caught by Q, stood up and said, "No, Xiaohong. Cornflakes are really healthy, especially when you eat them with milk."

Dick sighed, because of the plastic brotherhood in the family, if he didn't take action to adjust their current tense relationship, it's likely that Aesop and Jason will have a couple doubles against Damian in a while.

It's nothing to hit Damian, the most important thing is that it's his body!How can he go on a date with a young lady if he hurts his face.

Dick walked between Aesop and Damian, pressed Damian's and Aesop's heads with both hands, and squeezed their heads between them.

Aesop and Damian, who originally wanted to break free, found themselves unable to move.

Aesop was stunned, his expression full of disbelief, why didn't he remember that his body had such great strength?

It seems that the talent of strange power is not only in the body, but also goes to other people's bodies with the master's consciousness.

Dick said with a kind expression and gentle tone: "Stop arguing, why don't we find a way to get back into our bodies together?"

Aesop and Damian glanced at each other, and they both read the same emotion from each other's eyes. They gave up the argument and avoided Dick's hand.

There was another half second of silence.

Their eyes met again.

Aesop's eyes: why don't you take the initiative?

Damian's eyes: I'm a younger brother, you can't let me go, you take the initiative?

Aesop: Here I suggest you dream faster.

So neither of them wanted to admit defeat, and they froze, neither apologizing to the other, or saying something to get Dick to let go.

Dick looked at them all in a daze, and he still maintained that kind smile on his face. "If you don't speak, just nod your head in agreement, okay?"

After speaking, Dick shook the heads of the two of them up and down.

"Okay, now you're reconciled."

After finishing all this, Dick let go of his hand, and left Aesop's hand on Damian's shoulder. Aesop loosened his strength, and so did Damian, and Jason jumped out of Damian's restraint.

From a certain point of view, Dick is actually very good at educating his younger brother. Under his education, it is common for younger brothers to fight (?), and disrespecting him is also a very common thing (??).

Looks like plastic bromance.

But once any member of the family encounters unsolvable difficulties or is hurt, they will unite and must get rid of that guy.

This is their family, like a knotted ball of thread, messy and awkward, but when you untie it patiently, you will find that it is actually a thread, vibrating gold wires tightly connected together.

The hard ones won't disconnect with any issues.

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...

Bruce Wayne felt that something was very wrong today, and he now wondered if it was an illusion caused by his sleeping too much last night and his body was not used to it.

Bruce wiped his mouth, put down the knife and fork, his ice blue eyes did not hide the doubt inside, he observed his 'birds'.

The arrangement of the long dining table at Wayne Manor is relative, with Bruce at the head of the table, Dick to his right, Jason to his left, Aesop next to Jason, Tim opposite Aesop, next to Tim It's Damian.

This seat emphasizes that the same row of nobles is respected to the right. Originally, Aesop should sit next to Dick, but Jason strongly asked Aesop to sit next to him, so he changed the seat.

Bruce didn't care much about the etiquette of these aristocrats, one of the etiquette of the aristocrats, you can't show impolite actions or behaviors outside, doesn't Batman often fall down in the alleys of Gotham.

Today, the seats are completely out of order.

Aesop was sitting in Dick's seat. Aesop was wearing twin ponytails like a sunny girl, with a heroic smile, a bit like Dick.

On Jason's seat was Damian's short body, movements and expressions, which were the same as before, except that he was not wearing his favorite black clothes.

Tim sat in Aesop's position, with a gloomy face and a dark storm in his blue eyes. He stared at Dick without blinking.

Dick sat on Damian's seat with a cold face, as if he was owed hundreds of thousands.

Do you think these are the scariest?No.

Jason, who was put at the end, was the scariest.

Can you imagine Jason Todd, a muscular tough guy with a height of 1.8 meters and 200 pounds, hot party, maintaining a sweet smile, cocking his little finger, and constantly adding sweet cream to the sandwich?

Fuck, this is unimaginable at all, forgive him for thinking a dirty word in his mind.

Bruce just glanced at Jason, and the soup in his mouth almost spewed out.

This is stronger than when Bruce sent Jason to school, thinking that the other party would cause trouble at school.

In the end, during the summer vacation, he got an award belonging to Jason from the school, and learned that Jason is actually a top student, not bad at subjects, the kind that is number one in the classical literature department.

It's unbelievable, and more importantly, it really scares Bruce.

Jason gave him more shock than the other four cubs put together.

And the scares continued.

In Bruce's eyes, Damian kept adding vegetables to Tim's bowl and muttering in his mouth what only Jason would say to Aesop: "You are like a skeleton in clothes during the day, you are too thin."

Tim asked with a smile, "What about that night?"

"You at night..." Damian straightened his face: "Skeleton without clothes."

There was no one on either side of them talking some nasty love words, and Bruce felt that the food in his mouth suddenly tasted bad.

When did Tim get involved with Damian? ! ! !

What happened to Aesop and Jason's aunt's smile? ? ?Did the two of them match up Damian and Tim? ?

Bruce considers himself a fairly enlightened father. He doesn't care about Dick's well-known romantic deeds. He also agrees with Jason and Aesop's love and supports them to enter the marriage hall.

Even in enlightened...

Damian is underage, dad doesn't allow it! ! !

Watching Bruce's expression