Drunken Master

In the Forbidden City in late autumn, the sky is like washing after the rain, and the water on the slate floor reflects the shadow of the main hall.

Get up early in the morning to assemble, work overtime in the makeup car to put on makeup and change costumes, the staff file in along the palace road on the side of the Qing Palace, before the tourists come in in the morning, they finish shooting the shots they are going to shoot today .

The crew of "Dragon Fighting Tianguan" finished the location scenes. After returning to Beijing, they need to re-shoot the scenes of the court and the deep palace compound in the Forbidden City, even if all the shooting is over.

Pei Yan stood beside the palace road, in front of a huge water tank, bent over and looked in: "Tsk."

Zhuang Xiao walked over slowly: "What are you doing? Want to jump in?"

Pei Yan: "How can it be, there is water in the tank."

Zhuang Xiao: "Jump in and swim again?"

Pei Yan raised her head and glanced at Zhuang Xiao: "I've been swimming in the bathtub for a long time last night, and I've turned into a fish... almost growing gills..."

Zhuang Xiao also glanced at him lightly: "Your fish without scales is so pretty."

Pei Yan smiled shamelessly: "Scaleless fish are all thin and delicious. My meat is thin...I am delicious..."

Zhuang Xiao slightly agreed with his eyes: "It's delicious."

During the filming break, they whispered a few intimate and personal words. No one else paid attention to what they were talking about, and they probably couldn't understand what they said after hearing it.

I went to Zhuang Xiao's apartment to sleep last night.Originally, I wanted to go to Pei Yan's house, but there were too many paparazzi who knew his address in Sanlitun. The people who came and went nearby were all celebrities and various entertainment reporters. I was still afraid of being seen, so I didn't dare to eat together outside.Later, Pei Yan drove quietly to Chunxiu Road, to the place where Zhuang Xiao lived.

Pei Yan thinks that the apartment decorated by Liang Youhui has really good taste.That kid has no other skills, but enjoyment and life. Everything in the house is luxurious and comfortable high-end goods. In the bedroom, there is moist warm air, aromatherapy and surround sound light music. The kitchen is a full set of German electronic stoves and kitchen utensils. , There is also an oversized jacuzzi in the bathroom.

Mr. Pei is like a big fish, shaking his head and legs in the bathtub, and said to Zhuang Xiao: "This bathtub can hold 3Ps, it's so—so cool—ah!"

For these words, he paid a certain price that night.He swam back and forth in the bathtub several times, with his head pressed against the wet mosaic wall, propped against the wall and the edge of the bathtub, screaming and panting with his face covered in water, still kneeling... His skin is relatively fair, After two weeks of being spoiled by the strong ultraviolet rays on the grassland outside the Great Wall, the back of my neck and arms were covered with dark red, but some parts of my body that only my own people could see, such as buttocks and thighs, were still very white.

Naked body trembling in the water, like a big white fish, the tattoo on the back waist is covered with a film of water, very attractive... Zhuang Xiao moved his eyes away from the neckline of Pei Yan's tight costume, and couldn't hold back. To see each other and not to create illusions, this kind of relationship will also kill him.

Zhuang Xiao asked this person coldly: "Who have you had 3P with?"

Pei Yan confessed honestly: "No, I have never played with anyone. I have only watched pornographic films and seen a few people like that."

Zhuang Xiao looked away: "Boring."

Pei Yan rolled her eyes and said in a low voice, "It's very exciting. Do you want to watch it? Go back to my house next time and watch it together. Do it while watching it. It's cool."

"I'm not interested." Zhuang Xiao is really not interested in those GV things, and feels a little disgusted by messing around.

"..." Pei Yan looked into the other person's eyes, "Then are you interested in me?"

"Yes." Zhuang Xiao looked back at him, there was no need to hide his feelings.

The heart that had been tugged for no reason fell back unsteadily.The shadows of the two fell in the large water tank under the palace wall, with ripples on their faces...

Zhuang Xiao didn't have a part in the show today, how could the hero of the rivers and lakes appear in the Forbidden City?All of his shots have been shot, and coming to the Forbidden City to "play" is to accompany Pei Yan, which is another form of "visiting the class".

To capture one of the shots, Eunuch Cen had to fly over the eaves of the wall with Wia hanging, and flew to the middle of the palace road. The tiger pounced and stretched out its claws, and arrogantly peeled off a piece of human skin.

The special effects team helped Pei Shaoxia put on the wire jacket, and Pei Yan pulled his own wire pants in the back.

He told his assistant, "It's too tight, loosen it a bit."

The special effects master said: "Take it easy, I'm afraid you won't be able to make moves if you slip away, you are still relatively thin."

Pei Yan frowned: "It's too tight... uncomfortable..."

The special effects master said: "It's okay, it's always been like this before!"

Pei Yan smiled helplessly, it was indeed so strangled in the past, before, the places before and after me were neither swollen nor painful.

Zhuang Xiao walked over without saying a word, and helped him fiddle with him for a while.Pei Yan turned her head and stared at Zhuang Xiao with mixed feelings. You are too strong, and your fingers are rough. You attack back and forth, and you are about to kill me...

During the official shooting, Pei Yan flew up and said "ah", her expression was crooked.

"What's wrong, stretching your tendons?!" The director yelled at him with a puzzled expression on his face.

Zhuang Xiao squatted aside, and signaled to Pei Yan with his eyes: You can use a substitute.

The director wondered: "What's the matter Yan Bao'er? It looks like you can't beat your arms and legs anymore?"

Pei Yan had a pair of big dark circles under her eyes: "Well, today's condition is not good, let's start again."

He can't tell the truth, he was fucked on the bed last night, and he stretched my petals as soon as he split, it hurts.

Zhuang Xiao squatted on a chair next to him, smoking an unlit cigarette, with guilt in his eyes: Shall I do it for you?

Pei Yan gave him a look back: Forget it, hero, we can't stand for each other, we are too different, we are nothing like anything.

Two people who don't look like anything, how come they call and get along so well.

Another car drove in, saying that Jiahuang's big boss had come to visit the Forbidden City on purpose.A tall figure in a windbreaker passed by the gate of the palace, surrounded by many people, it was very lively, just like the emperor visiting the Qianqing Palace, heh.

Zhuang Xiao walked away and didn't intend to go over there without saying hello.

He walked along the corridors between several palaces in the Forbidden City, and raised his camera to take some beautiful photos.After the rain, the palace stands quietly in the light blue background cloth, and the vermilion palace wall looks magnificent and vicissitudes.

More than one media heard the wind and came in for interviews.Already on the border of the imperial capital, it is impossible to bypass the media.

"Are you taking pictures of scenery, Ah Xiao? Haven't you been to the Forbidden City for a few years?" The microphone has already been handed over.

"Take a few random photos," Zhuang Xiao lowered his eyes and fiddled with the camera, "I haven't been here for many years."

"What are your plans after "Dragon Fighting Tianguan" is finished?" Yu Ji asked.

"Go back to the United States." Zhuang Xiao's tone was light, polite to the reporter but expressionless.

"Do you plan to spend time with your family after you return to Beijing? Do you have any friends in Beijing who plan to get together..." Several microphones were sticking to their mouths, and each microphone had a huge LOGO in order to steal the spotlight. , pushing each other back and forth in the camera.

"No." The two words answered the above two questions, and it was useless to let a bunch of microphones squeeze around.

"Are you going back soon? After all, we movie fans have been looking forward to it for so long, do you plan to continue making movies or TV series in China in the future?" Yuji asked.

"No plan, I won't shoot again." Zhuang Xiao answered very clearly.

One film is enough, and one film makes him fall into it unexpectedly, unable to extricate himself, his indifference and self-control are blind.

In the eyes of the media, people like Zhuang Xiao are also very difficult to deal with.He seems to be answering every question, being polite and restrained, never getting angry or yelling at anyone, and never smashing the paparazzi's car. Moreover, Zhuang Xiao found that the female reporter almost stumbled and stepped down the steps when she was backing up. Keep your opponent from falling.However, no more words can be picked out.Interviewing Mr. Zhuang is like facing an unbreakable high wall, which outsiders cannot break through no matter what.

Pei Yan did not hear these few words that Zhuang Xiao said in the interview.

He finally finished the difficult shots of splits in the air, peeled off the wia clothes, and freed himself from the binding state, and his lower body immediately relaxed.With brisk steps, he jumped down the steps of the main hall, looking for Zhuang Xiao's figure in the middle of the empty field from afar...

There is a cultural and creative store in the Forbidden City, which sells those unique literary and artistic gadgets, which are very popular online.Zhuang Xiao went in for a stroll and came out.After a while, Mr. Pei also went in for a walk and came out.

Under the fallen leaves of the ginkgo trees and the rain, several sika deer on display strolled in the courtyard looking for food, and showed off their cuteness to tourists by the way.

Zhuang Xiao leaned against the palace wall, dressed in casual clothes, still a long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, smoke-colored overalls, and high-top boots, and handed a small gift to the person in front of him.

Pei Yan was still wearing a costume, she didn't take off her makeup, her face was pink and willow green, her footsteps were full of excitement, and she jumped in front of Zhuang Xiao like a ball of fire.He took a look and said with a smile: "What? You gave me another gift?"

"I bought it casually, I feel like you are so stupid." Zhuang Xiao said.

Opening the box, there is a small ceramic doll from the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty, standing on a pen holder, produced by the Forbidden City, very cute.The doll is wearing a red flying fish suit, with embroidered spring knives, a bulging bun face with peach blossom makeup, eyes pouted and cute.

"Hahaha——" Pei Yan laughed out loud, and placed the doll next to her face, "Does it look like me? Is it very similar?"

Zhuang Xiao couldn't help stretching out his hand, and pinched that face severely.After pinching, I quickly looked around, I shouldn't have touched outside, I just couldn't help it.

Zhuang Xiao looks indifferent, but he likes to give him things casually, and he will always think of him when he visits any store... This makes Pei Yan feel warm in the coolness of late autumn, and also understand the other party's temper.

Pei Yan handed out something: "I bought it for you just now."

Zhuang Xiao unfolded it, a silk handkerchief?

The handkerchief is very delicate, embroidered with the pattern of clouds and mountains in the style of martial arts.Zhuang Xiao frowned: "Why did you buy this for me, I don't usually need it."

"It's useful, I just used it just now..." Pei Yan narrowed her eyes, "Just now I missed you so much, so I went to the toilet to masturbate, and I used this one. It has my semen on it, you Keep smelling it."

Zhuang Xiao: "?!"

"It's thin and smooth, and it's very comfortable to masturbate. If you don't believe me, try it next time." Pei Yan said seriously.

Zhuang Xiao frowned and stared at the handkerchief in his hand, cursing "Fuck me" in a low voice.

There was a rustle of unspeakable laughter under the palace wall.

Zhuang Xiao licked Pei Shaoxia's lower abdomen with a move of "Leaning on a horse and asking for directions", and then strangled him with one hand to scratch his itchy flesh.Pei Yan immediately curled up and begged for mercy...

"Zhenlang... I don't need to masturbate, I'll just masturbate you." Zhuang Xiao scolded Pei Yan, but couldn't help but want to laugh, and accidentally ran into this crazy person when he went out.

"Just kidding..." Pei Yan said the truth with a smile, "I saw a tea set in the store just now, and I thought you would like it, so I asked them to send it directly to your home, you wait Let's get the courier."

……

After the show in the evening, the crew finished work and went back to their homes, and agreed on a make-up time in the early morning of tomorrow.

Sanlitun Pedestrian Street, a high-end coffee shop, relatively quiet.An entertainment and fashion magazine made an appointment for this interview in advance, and even took a few silhouette photos of Zhuang Xiao sitting alone by the window drinking coffee.

The American version of "Drunken Master" will soon enter the promotional period for its release in mainland China. The magazine interview mainly talks about "Drunken Master" and "Dragon Fighting Tianguan".

The small-scale internal screenings have received good reviews from North American film critics, and they strongly believe that "Drunken Master" will be nominated for the best action design at major film festivals this year.Oriental martial arts movements are unique, beautiful, free and easy, combined with Hollywood special effects and big scenes, especially the two fights at the end, the "Dance of Death" long shot of the sea battle for more than one minute, and a large section of the roof rolling and tilting on the cliff Fighting, rarely seen in previous movies, is novel and thrilling.

Zhuang Xiao said that he was really looking forward to it. If he could get nominated, he would be happy. The martial arts part of this film was successful and recognized, not only because of the ability of Zhuang Jiaban's action guidance, but also because of another leading actor, Mr. Pei.

Facing the reporter, Zhuang Xiao told the truth: "I shot only a small part of this movie, and most of the other real kung fu scenes were shot by Mr. Pei. He did it perfectly, very beautifully, no matter how good it is." If there are no actors to present the action design, it will be useless, and the audience will not be able to see how good it is."

But Pei Yan is only the second villain, and the scene doesn't last more than ten minutes?The editor-in-chief of the magazine was puzzled by this, and reconfirmed the question again.

"He's no different from playing the male lead!" Zhuang Xiao looked indifferent, and then directly broke the news, "The lead actor took away his reputation, but almost all the fighting scenes of the leading role, in front of the camera on the set, was Pei Yan. It was typed out. The arms, legs, and every move were all typed by him, and then filled in and modified on the computer in the later stage, just changing his head.

"The most exciting part of the last two final battles was that he fought all the way, from the sea to the land, and then to the mountains, and he persisted even though he was sick."

The editor-in-chief of the magazine asked him: "Sir Zhuang, how would you evaluate your cooperation with Pei Yan in two consecutive big-budget kung fu movies?"

"The cooperation is very good, it's very pleasant." Zhuang Xiao nodded seriously, "Old Pei is the best opponent and partner I met on the set, and it may be difficult to meet such a difficult person in the future ...he's a genius in fighting anyway."

He just wanted to praise Mr. Pei.

Frankly, sincerely, sincerely.Why can't you boast?Shouldn't you be boasting?

In the fourth quarter, everyone is very busy. All companies are rushing to catch up on revenue and performance, and preparing for the New Year’s special. The editor of the magazine hurriedly said goodbye to Mr. Zhuang. By the way, ask for an autographed photo.

Zhuang Xiao fulfilled the requirements one by one, and hurriedly ate two sandwiches for dinner. In just a few minutes, someone came to find him and sat directly opposite him. He was the planner and director of the production company under the "Jiahuang Brothers".

This kind of situation has been too much recently, countless scripts and cooperation invitations have come to him, and many of them have been directly blocked by Bao Xiaopang and have not hit Zhuang Xiao's head.Zhuang Xiao glanced at the thick script in the large kraft paper pocket, and politely declined, since he has no plans to stay in the mainland to film recently, so he won't accept it.

The other party smiled and said a lot of words first, Mr. Zhuang, you should read the script first, the protagonist is a double male god configuration, the theme of the urban workplace entertainment industry, the style is concise and lively, the shooting pace is fast, and the cycle is not long. The salary is high, and it is very easy to earn this salary.

Zhuang Xiao interrupted the other party, shaking his head, I'm really sorry, do you think this kind of drama is suitable for me to shoot?Not quite right?

What's wrong with that?Mr. Zhuang, you are handsome, with long hair, wearing a suit, tall and straight, full of mature charm, you are very good!We very much hope to invite you to this project, you are the guarantee of popularity and box office.

The last sentence is the key, what is needed is the current popularity and enthusiasm to lure the audience into the cinema.

Movies in the urban entertainment circle, male and female love in the workplace, emotional entanglements that spill blood, without any deep connotation or requirements for kung fu, the script may not be repaired, and the improvised crew is just that kind of fast food crew.

But this kind of light-hearted urban romance film is quite profitable. In recent years, there have been several films of this type at the top of the mainland box office list.

The planner suddenly approached and looked at him with that kind of look: "Mr. Zhuang, we hope to invite you because the company has already chosen Pei Yan to play another male lead, so you two will play the role of a couple in the entertainment industry." Partner, it's so suitable! You also hope to cooperate with Mr. Pei again?"

Zhuang Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Are you looking for Lao Pei to play another male lead?"

The other party nodded: "Yes, they all belong to the same company. He must be given priority, and no one else can take his role away."

Will someone "grab" this role?

Will Pei Yan play this kind of role in this kind of film?

No one would believe it, anyway Zhuang Xiao would not believe it.

Moreover, based on his current relationship with Mr. Pei, I am afraid no one else would have thought that the two of them would not repeat the negligence and oolong they did when they took on "Drunken Master" and were fooled into taking the wrong role.

Zhuang Xiao remained calm, turned his phone to silent, and slapped a WeChat message under the coffee table with one hand: [Have you accepted the movie "Beauty Colleagues" yet? 】

Pei Yan seemed to be waiting for him with her mobile phone, and replied in seconds: [No. 】

Zhuang Xiao: 【Have you been in contact with it?What about talking?You asked your agent if he helped you talk about the subject of the urban entertainment industry. 】

Pei Yan: [I seem to have heard of this project, is it from our company?It has nothing to do with me, how could I accept such a cheap drama! 】

It is very pleasant to communicate with Mr. Pei, and the speech is neat.

Zhuang Xiao asked again: [If your company insists on letting you pick it up? 】

Mr. Pei scolded directly: [What the hell are you asking me to pick up such a boring thing?This kind of movie is so suitable to directly find Rong Rong or whoever plays it, who the hell is full of food to mess with me? ! 】

Who the hell dares to provoke Uncle Pei to take on this kind of drama when he is full?Zhuang Xiao looked at the screen and couldn't help laughing.This hot temper is just to be seen, so cute, so refreshing...

The other party is making the last effort, Mr. Zhuang, do you also consider the salary?Are you busy recently?You are not busy, are you?Our producer is a company under Jiahuang, with sufficient funds, our salary can give you this amount...

The other party wrote nine digits on a paper towel on the coffee table.

Zhuang Xiao's face turned cold.

You give me nine figures?Just such a bad movie?

"Is this the number your big boss Jiahuang nodded in agreement with?" He asked.

"Of course, our President Zhang has approved all the film remuneration funds, so we can give you this amount, as long as you nod and accept the show." The other party promised.

Zhuang Xiao shook his head: "I won't answer."

The nine-figure number bumped into the high wall with a "bang", and the planner was stunned.

Zhuang Xiao was slightly annoyed, his face was covered with copper, and he sneered and said: "Your Jiahuang's Mr. Zhang, he can't give me this number. He must really hope that I don't take any money and help him earn back tens of dollars." [-] million, the more you earn, the better. Just give me [-] million for a popcorn movie? Does he open a warehouse to distribute relief food? Is he doing charity?

"I still owe your boss a big debt in the contract, and he came to give me money, is it possible?"

"..."

He also knew in his heart that if he stayed here for one more day, things would come to him one by one, and he would not let him go.

WeChat continued to flash in.Pei Yan asked him: [Where to eat at night?I'm hungry, when will you come over? 】

Zhuang Xiao replied: [Find something to eat yourself so you don't starve, I'm busy tonight, so I won't make it. 】

Zhuang Xiao got up and left the cafe, covered his face with his hat and clothes, and drove away.

"Mr. Zhang, he doesn't answer, he doesn't have anything to talk about, and he hasn't even opened the script... What do you think, otherwise, he will be replaced? Don't worry about this difficult thing."

"I see, I see. Zhuang Xiao, he has such a stubborn temper. He was like that at the beginning. I thought of it earlier."

The person sitting in the corner on the second floor of the coffee shop put down the phone.A pure black windbreaker, with one long leg across the knee of the other.Short black hair, cyan scalp exposed at the temples, chin with edges and corners as if cut by an axe, with clear lines under the lamp.

This appearance caused the little girl in the coffee shop to look here several times - thinking that this guy would pull out a three-edged knife to rob the cash box at the counter at any time.

The big boss of "Jiahuang Brothers" also sent someone a WeChat message: [Yanyan, baby, in a few days to finish the celebration banquet, bring your partner Mr. Zhuang over, remember.I admire him and I want to meet him. 】

The author has something to say: the third copy.The third male lead shows a cool face, and this scene will be slightly more.