Drunken Master

Many times, the actors are filming day and night in the crew, trying not to be disturbed by trivial matters outside, but at any time, a big bomb will be thrown at you from the other side of the mountain, killing several people in the crew. It exploded.It feels like there are two worlds in the mountains and outside the mountains, and they can't reason with each other.

It seems that the Internet has exploded, and everyone is reading the jokes about "Rong Gongzi Zhuang Daxia takes a bath in the wild", and Weibo is about to collapse.Zhuang Xiao has never shown such a large area on the widescreen, and he didn't even shoot the sex scene, so it was blown up.

But the Lord knew that it was not what happened in the photo at all.

Not only is that not the case, the characters are all in disguise.The person who took the photo was probably not very familiar with the master and the stand-in. Seeing the long black hair and the inverted triangle shape of a martial arts practitioner, the ape-armed wasp waist, and muscular buttocks, he knew that the person was Zhuang Xiao.

The people on this side of the phone screen, looking at the people on the other side of the phone screen, is like watching a group of madmen dancing...

"Do you want to clarify?" Pei Yan asked in a low voice.

Zhuang Xiao doesn't even have a Weibo account, why clarify?Never mind such nonsense.

The two sat side by side in the corner of the yurt, talking quietly.Pei Yan showed him the hundreds of thousands of comments and Aites he had received, and hummed, "It's all right, Aite, what am I doing? I'm afraid I can't see this photo, it's none of my business...let me go what are you looking?"

Pei Yan was so jealous that the pantothenic acid was over, and she wanted to be happy again, as if comforting herself, showing an enigmatic smile.

He blew into Zhuang Xiao's ears: "Did everyone agree that I am the real gentleman in your room? Everyone took a look, what the fuck, someone was teasing a little fresh meat by the lake in the wild, it seems to be cheating, so They all came to ask me how I feel, hand me the microphone, how can I feel? You dare to cheat and I will beat you up? Hehehehahahaha..."

Zhuang Xiao rolled his eyes at him and was too lazy to speak.

"These blind people can admit it wrong. I can tell at a glance that it's not your back, it's not your butt." Pei Yan was proud, and regarded her as a treasure, "I've touched it, it's not that shape --shape--"

Under the military overcoat, Zhuang Xiao squeezed his thighs, as a response to each other: I touched it, and it is in this shape.

That night, everyone went back to the hotel in the scenic area to sleep, and no one was stupid to continue to suffer from the cold in the yurt.Autumn is getting stronger on the grassland, and the crew still has a few days of outdoor scenes. After filming, they will call it a day and return to Beijing.

Filming is also tiring and exhausting, everyone is thinking about wrapping up quickly and leaving after receiving the final payment.

However, the farce is not over yet.

The crew woke up on the prairie, as if Taoyuan had been in the world for three years a day, and everything was messed up.

Early in the morning, Xing Rong's complexion was ugly. She wore sunglasses and a mask when going in and out of the hotel. She lowered her head and didn't talk to anyone. Breakfast was delivered to the room by her assistant, and she didn't even show up to greet everyone.

Of course Xing Rong knows who is in the photo, and things are not going to end well.

The photos of Zhang Guanli and Li Dai cannot escape the eyes of the people. These days, all the powerful people are on the Internet. Overnight, many people analyze this naked back photo, zoom in countless times, and compare it with Zhuang Xiao's previous exposure in the movie. Back photos for comparative analysis.The conclusion is: this is not our Brother Xiao.

The hairstyle is very similar, but a slender four-strand braid behind the ears reveals the real body.

There are also many differences in the contours of the shoulders and lower back muscles.

Both men have small scars on their backs, but the scars are located in different places, and they are not the same person.

So who is this? The answer is obvious. This is Zhuang Xiao's double, Sarisheng.Sherlock Holmes, who eats melons on the Internet, has been analyzed.

The source of the news was also clarified, it wasn't written by the management team, it was secretly photographed by the wild fans of Rong's family.

The fans climbed over the railing from the Huitengxile Scenic Area, sneaked to the vicinity of the yurt, and wanted to follow Rong Rong, but they caught this scene from a distance.Afterwards, there were pictures of paparazzi waiting near the hotel to leave, and they couldn't wait to post the pictures without verification.Or, professional paparazzi actually know that the pictures and texts do not match, but just to earn clicks and eyeballs, they post it first.

What's even more funny is that the spectators found that the agent of Xing Rong's family immediately liked the breaking news Weibo with enthusiasm, and the eagerness was beyond words.

His studio’s official Weibo even retweeted it, and the retweet said, “It seems that Rongbao is really popular in the crew. We don’t even know when we were so honest and familiar with Zhuang Sir!”

It can be embarrassing when things are reversed.

The likes and retweets were quickly deleted, but it was too late, and the screenshots were already flying all over the sky.

The person who went up to meet honestly was either the "international Kung Fu superstar" Zhuang Sir, or a martial artist in the dealer's class, making a big joke.

……

In the big scene of the battle at the end of the pass, Daxia Yun flew down from the city pass, the hero saved the beauty, saved the little prince from the remains of the royal family, fought bloody battles with the mighty army of iron cavalry, and finally had a one-on-one confrontation with Eunuch Cen.

The filming crew and the martial arts team gathered on the tower of Tucheng outside the Great Wall, spending their time on this series of difficult martial arts moves. Zhuang Xiao and Pei Yan were the main ones, both hanging on wire ropes, waiting to start filming at any time.Something went wrong within the crew at this time.

The production director, the production manager, and several other people, in fact, have been talking to the director constantly since the morning, holding small meetings to discuss, and finally they can't hold back now.

"No, this person has to leave..."

"Can you not leave if you pissed off people? What kind of shit is this?"

"A group of people on the Internet are boring and scolding, and it has nothing to do with our crew. It's really a fucking good thing that doesn't bring us any trouble!"

"If both the man and the horse are taken away, what will our crew do for the next three days?!"

"..."

The candid filming incident was dramatically reversed and fermented again. The one who was forced to bear the brunt of the cyber violence was Xiao Sa, the main character in the photo.The embarrassing party reversed the public opinion, and there were fans who fueled the flames. They all pointed the finger at Xiao Sa, saying that he took off his clothes to hype his position, deliberately showed his back and face to make people admit his mistakes, and posted a popular niche to gain popularity.

In the process of every round of hot spots, such voices will always be heard, and it is inevitable, and for the reputation and support strength of both parties, this is simply a crush without any suspense.There are tens of millions of fans on Xing Rong's Weibo and Post Bar, how many fans can an unknown martial artist have?

Sa Risheng does have a Weibo account, but he seldom typed and spoke, and he didn’t post selfies with faces, only landscape photos.Every time I go to travel or film a movie, I post a nine-square grid without saying a word, which often shows the local mountains and rivers in Inner Mongolia, Xinjiang, and Sichuan, as well as the natural scenery where sheep, horses, and people live in harmony in various places.

Sa Risheng posted photos of him milking cows in his home ranch, all of which showed a few teats and a pair of big hands on the cow's belly, without showing his face.

The photo of riding a horse is a back view against the light, running towards the red sun on the horizon.

I don't know if this person checked Weibo or not. Pei Yan quietly followed Xiao Sa, and had already checked for him. The more he watched, the more he wanted to go out and beat people for Xiao Sa.

In short, according to the gossip inside the crew, several entertainment reporters have already called in to interview, gossip about what happened between Rong Baoer and a certain martial artist, and the production director stopped them.Xing Rong didn't go downstairs for breakfast this morning, but she went to the floor where Stunt Wu Xing stayed and went to Sa Risheng to explain and apologize.

Sa Risheng refused to talk.The younger brother Wu Xing in the same room opened the door to Xing Rong, and Xing Rong apologized for the stupid and boring behavior of his fans.Sa Risheng got up and rushed out the door, and left, ignoring people at all, leaving Xing Rong there in embarrassment.The behavior of fans is ultimately paid by idols.

Some people's words on the Internet are really ugly, which hurts a man's face and self-esteem.

It's just that the crew didn't expect this incident to affect the internal harmony. The little prince of the grassland has a temper, and he has a big temper, which is more difficult to deal with than the boss of the banker's class.

During the whole day of filming the big horse battle scene, Sa Risheng kept silent on the set and saw Xing Rong's family team members and Xing Rong himself from afar.

The filming of the scene was almost finished that day, the little prince led the horse and told the crew that he would stop filming and pack up his things and go back to Xilinhot.

The crew was in a panic at this time, anxious.

The crew traveled all the way to the wilderness, the magnificent Huitengxile Grassland, where they shot horse battle scenes.

Now the most important martial arts masters, horse trainers and war horses are all brought in by Sa Risheng's related acquaintances.

Although the signed contract stated how many days and complete scenes to shoot, but if there was a conflict, it would not be that useful to throw away the contract, and the contract would be useless unless there was a real need for a lawsuit.

Among the crew members, the producers are most afraid to offend this group of martial artists, and the reason is obvious.These people were paid cheaply, but they didn't dare to pay less than a penny for the salary and treatment. The producers had always been in arrears with anyone's wages and dared not arrears with Wu Xing's money.There was once a film crew producer who was held in a room by a group of martial artists, and asked someone to put cash in sacks on the spot, and the martial artists would not let him go if they couldn't get the money, believe it or not, they would kill you.

Now it doesn't work to put money in sacks, people say they don't want to shoot.

This is not going to leave alone. This group of local horse trainer boys expressed their dissatisfaction with righteous indignation. They thought they had been discriminated against and treated unfairly, so they all wanted to leave after making a fuss, and led the horses from the shed. Come out to go.

Zhuang Xiao, with a wire rope tied around his back, stood on the gate, frowning, listening to the elder brother complaining in front of him and asking for help.

The production director said: "Mr. Zhuang, look at this, what should we do about this matter, you can help us talk about it anyway, it won't work if I say ten thousand words, it will work if you say one sentence... You can persuade Xiao Sa, we Apologize to him, no, no, no, this is not our crew's fault! We are also the ones who came from the sky!..."

The production director was also furious, and he had a completely different face behind his back, and he had already scolded the entire team of Xing Rong's family: Chaochachao, Mom B's drama hasn't finished filming yet, let him fry it for me first I can't keep shooting!As far as he has a lot of family affairs, I haven't bothered with him yet. He came five days later than everyone else and left three days earlier!When filming, he will put on his big head and blink his eyes to be cute, and his farts don't work!One person uses four substitutes, Wen substitute, Wu substitute, kneeling substitute, and a wrestling substitute!It's good now, why the hell did I go away with a group of martial artists and horses in my group, and I'm going to make a fart when the horses are gone?Why is his family so capable, why not go to the sky? Sooner or later, he will be popular all over the universe!

Zhuang Xiao lowered his eyes and listened for a moment, then said, "Otherwise, I'll register a Weibo account to clarify."

Pei Yan was listening, and hurriedly interrupted: "What are you clarifying? It's none of your business."

Zhuang Xiao said: "I just said that it was me in that photo, what's the big deal?"

Pei Yan: "..."

Zhuang Xiao said: "I don't care if I have a bare back or a bare butt. I care about that? Just say that the person in the photo is me, and it has nothing to do with Xiao Sa. Why come at me."

Pei Yan felt displeased, and whispered, "It's late now, do you think that the people on the Internet are so retarded that they can't recognize who is in the photo?"

"Xiao Sa is still a child." Zhuang Xiao said to him, "What a child, he is younger than you! He is originally shy, with a thin skin, not as thick as yours. I brought other people's children out to mess with me You have to be responsible, don't make him unhappy, and he will have a psychological shadow on these things on the Internet in the future."

"..."

Pei Yan muttered in a low voice, I have a thick skin.

I have a thick skin?

Now that Pei Yan and Sari Sheng have reconciled, he is on Xiao Sa's side in this matter. The online fans of the Rong family rely on their numbers to bully Wuming Wuwei, which is purely to recruit the right master.The person who dislikes this and tramples on that all day long, and takes away your Rongbao "no appointment or no appointment", sooner or later Rubao will become a right and wrong person in the crew who will make a detour when they meet.

He really likes to look at the photos of the scenery outside the Great Wall that Xiao Safa took. After seeing them, he feels that his heart is very peaceful and his heart is high.

He reckoned that the young prince must still be a virgin, a straight man with a steel stick, who has never had a girlfriend, and who will choose a concubine in the family of a tribal chief on the grassland in the future.Originally, I was not so fluent in Mandarin, and I didn't like to talk. If I talked too much, my face would blush slightly, and my ears would also turn red, which was funny.

Now, Xiao Sa's Weibo has fallen, and he is scolded bloody by Heizi.

Some people scolded, "You deserve to be photographed if you take off your naked body in broad daylight. Are you afraid of being shot if you take off your clothes?" Barbara...

The one who cursed was a female fan, but idols are so popular in the sky, and the tone of cursing turned out to be a weird style of straight male cancer. The logic is similar to "you deserve to be raped if you wear less clothes."It really hurts.

Then Pei Yan found that Xiao Sa's Weibo was emptied, and she couldn't see any photos, fuck...

Bao Pengzhi, who is far away in Beijing, specially called to ask, what happened to your crew, and the Internet is full of rumors.

However, Sa Risheng even refused to answer Bao Xiaopang's phone call, feeling awkward.

Bao Xiaopang called again and asked all the younger brothers: "What's wrong with our baby Sa? He doesn't even answer my calls? I'm still his official CP!"

Everyone said on the phone: "Emma, ​​don't mention the CP thing anymore, Xiao Sa is taboo to mention this, she is sulking, and she doesn't want to shoot the scene for the remaining three days."

Bao Xiaopang hurriedly said: "Don't, you absolutely can't break the contract. The filming still needs to be finished, so hurry up and coax people back to me!"

All the younger brothers were not happy: "Xiao Sa was bullied for no reason this time. He took a bath by the river, and the pot was taken from the sky. Isn't this bullying our martial artist who has no money, power and reputation?"

Bao Xiaopang said: "Isn't it all like this? I don't want it for the sake of making headlines. But those who can't get out of the scene in the scene, they put all their efforts and energy out of the scene. He has a set of scripts in the scene, and the director Calling CUT to finish the play, they even prepared a second set of scripts, self-directed and self-acted, and we are busy, we can't stop this group of actors... You all have to coax my Sa Baobao!"

That day, the studio was in a state of chaos.

Zhuang Xiao had no choice but to remove the wire rope, ran down the Chengguan, ran to the crowd in the stable, persuaded for a long time, watered and suppressed the fire for a group of hot-blooded young men.

Zhuang Xiao hugged Xiao Sa's neck.

Sa Risheng flashed, walked away, turned around and walked away silently, so he didn't give you hugs.

That awkward look, especially like the horse that was injured and ran wildly in the valley two days ago, not hugging its neck or grabbing the rein.The child was also injured, seeing the dangers of the outside world, and his pure and young heart was seriously hurt.

Zhuang Xiao chased after him, tugged and tugged, and finally pulled Sa Risheng into his arms, patted his shoulders, and squeezed his face.

What to say?I said that I have suffered these grievances before, my face has become thicker, and my armor has become thicker. It is like stepping on horse manure accidentally on the prairie. If you step on horse manure and think it smells bad, cut off your own feet what?Right?

"Cutting off the feet?" Sa Risheng frowned, "I stepped on the horse manure, so I searched all over the land, used a basket, picked up all the horse manure, and saved it for the winter."

"Ah?" Zhuang Xiao raised his eyebrows, "Oh... brother, I want to say, get rid of the horse manure, wipe it off, wash the boots and put them on again."

Sa Risheng said earnestly: "Horse dung is a good thing and cannot be thrown away. It can be fertilized and it can also be used to keep warm."

Zhuang Xiao laughed out loud, dimpled from laughter: "I'm so stupid with this metaphor! I originally wanted you to treat the rubbish on the Internet as horse manure, so don't worry about it anymore, is it okay?"

Sa Risheng laughed at his boss, this analogy is really blind.

For the sake of his family's boss, the crew still had to follow along and insist on finishing the filming. Sa Risheng also understood this reason.

Zhuang Xiao put his arms around Xiao Sa and made a few more jokes, tamed a rebellious little pony, and gave the people around him a wink.

The production director hurriedly took Xing Rong and his manager, and went over to explain and apologize to Sa Risheng again in disgrace...

The production director was sweating and impatient. He came back and told them that it was really a big deal, and he didn't worry about it.It's not for one person, but for a group of horses, but the horses follow people and don't listen to us, so I knelt down to the little prince so quickly, my temper is really twisted.

Many so-called unknown juniors in the film crew flashed past in the staff list at the end of the film. Each of these people is very important, and each of them cannot be easily offended.These people are the ones who make the heroes and heroines behind their backs.What can be done for you can be done for you, so you can't mess with it, and you can't disrespect it.

The production director greeted the logistics team, hurry up and buy a few lambs, and have a bonfire barbecue at night to coax the little prince.

The logistics team complained that if the little prince is happy or unhappy, it is the bad luck of Huitengxile's sheep!

The production director said, oh, it’s not easy to do. After all, we don’t know people’s customs and taboos. We took nude photos of people and released them, and we still gossip on the Internet, which affects harmony. In short, it all depends on the team of that family, a group of troublemakers!