Drunken Master

Zhuang Xiao sat upstairs in the study for a long time, thinking about returning to China to film.

Going downstairs, he re-integrated into the deafening music that can temporarily swallow troubles and sorrows, and into the smoke that blurred his vision. He leaned sideways against the wall and smoked a cigarette.

A muscular body in tights pressed over from behind, and an iron arm strangled him.Someone made a rough joke with him: "Hey, where did you go? What are you thinking about?"

Zhuang Xiao pressed his elbow against the middle of the opponent's collarbone, pushed away, and got away. Taking advantage of the situation, he made a move of "Leaning on the Horse and Asking the Way" to hit the lower abdomen. The cigarette butt on his mouth did not fall off, so he made the old boy bend over and howl to retreat: " Ouch, bastard! Take it, take it..."

This is Jason Banner, the owner of the Midnight Rave Party, the number one male and big star of the "Knight" crew.This guy had a cool prisoner's head shaved, and his T-shirt couldn't cover his gnarled muscles, so he hugged Zhuang Xiao: "Honey, I know you've been free recently, otherwise you don't have to leave from today, stay here with me For a while, it will be lively and boring!"

The excitement is really fucking lively, drinking and carnival in the middle of the night every now and then, and chartering a private jet to call Vegas dancers in groups for entertainment.This is Jason Banner's mansion on the hill in the small town of Santa Barbara, about two hours' drive north of Los Angeles, where about half of Hollywood stars buy real estate.

The blonde girl came out of the bathroom, bumped into Zhuang Xiao, and leaned over, her posture was not elegant at all, her eyes were blurred and her body was shaking.

Zhuang Xiao pushed him away, unable to stand the choking smell of alcohol and marijuana.

He also prefers domestic products, and has no sexual interest in Yanmar.

This is not the life he enjoys, it is purely occasional socializing to relieve boredom, otherwise it is easy to get moldy.

Jason said happily, "What did you do just now? You fooled around with that girl in the bathroom, thinking I didn't know?"

Zhuang Xiao replied, "That's you."

Jason said: "Seriously, old man, I really have such thoughts. My former bodyguard captain committed a crime and went to jail. Now I don't have anyone trustworthy around me, and I can't hire the right one...I want to hire you."

Zhuang Xiao said coldly, "Are you joking?"

"I'm not joking." Although Jason was drunk, his eyes were black and white, and he was very frank, "I can't let you entertain me for nothing, the salary is definitely good, and it will help you pass the time when there is no filming. Hanging around in one place, who are we buddies with?"

Zhuang Xiao turned his face away, just politely rejecting this proposal.

In fact, it's nothing, the bodyguards around these big stars, and the former world boxing champion and European Sanda champion.This is a bowl of rice, a road, and you can earn a lot anyway, it depends on whether you can hold this face...

"Fuck, buddy, you're single and boring, and I'm fucking single and boring, and I have three fucking bastards to raise!" Jason patted him on the shoulder and said, "I won't hire anyone who isn't skilled enough." It's useless to keep it; the skill is too strong, and I'm afraid that his mother will be unreliable, and I have to be on guard all day long, afraid that one day I will follow up with that son of a bitch, kidnap my litter of cubs and then take me Get killed...it's just you, Ah Xiao, I can trust you."

"Why don't you find a wife anymore?" Zhuang Xiao asked as they sat on the couch together.

"It's better for my wife to be the same... At least she's the mother of the little bastards..." Jason laughed with a confused look in his eyes, "I wouldn't be satisfied with anyone else."

"Then bring the child's mother back." Zhuang Xiao said.

"Yes, I should get it back. I've already begged twice, and I'll beg three fucking times..." Jason complained.

"I'll go back to China next week." Zhuang Xiao said to the other party.

"You really want to go back?" Jason stared at him with reddish eyes.

"Well, let's go back and shoot a film, a scene introduced by a friend." Zhuang Xiao said.

Jason looked at him for a while, feeling a bit reluctant: "Ah Xiao, if you are not happy with your side, you can come back and hang out with me. The position of captain of the bodyguard is reserved for you buddy."

"Go away, save yourself...you might as well hire more nannies!" Zhuang Xiao snorted, "I've decided, I'll go back and shoot this movie."

……

A few days later, on the eve of the start of the production of "Dragon Fighting the Sky", the film crew built up momentum in advance, causing a sensation at the airport, and movie fans poured into the reception hall.

I don't know who exposed the schedule in advance.In fact, there is no need to deliberately expose it. It has only been two days since the departure ceremony, and the cannon is waiting at the airport every day.The fan team is well-equipped and well-organized.Some people look out, some contact, and live at corners and intersections, and some are in charge of live broadcasting the grand occasion.Light signs and flower dolls filled both sides of the international flight exit, and they were all crowded, welcoming all the passengers that morning.

Zhuangjia fans occupy the main position, Zhuang Pei/Pei Zhuang CP fans and the original party are in order on the left and right wings, and it seems that they are a happy family.

There are a few people who probed their brains, and just quietly played the sign of "Yunzhong X Zhu Yixuan", they were directly squeezed out of the camera by the people next to them, and they were about to squeeze down the stairs...

This IP was originally a Danmei Dahongwen, which described the grievances and grievances of the Ming court.Of course, when it is adapted into a movie script, the emotional part of the original work is castrated, leaving only a faint scent of clear water and ambiguous body in the script.Those who were squeezed out of the camera in the live broadcast cried and shouted: "It's unreasonable, the original official supporting role is obviously Yun Daxia and Zhu Yixuan! I Xuan is the real one! The father-in-law's party forcibly demolished the official supporting role for your family. What?!"

"Sissy fans, please leave consciously, martial arts movies don't need to be sissy!"

"The eunuch is shameless! A mistress without a penis!"

"The bitch only has her face left! Your penis grows and it grows like nothing!!!"

"..."

These are all off-screen nonsense.For actors, in fact, they don't pay too much attention to the messy statements outside the venue, and don't involve unnecessary energy.

Zhuang Xiao especially didn't pay attention to these, and hurriedly swept past the roaring mountains and tsunami-like formations and those dazzling starlight-colored light signs.

He hadn't seen these things in a long time either.At the Los Angeles Airport, there is no one who is so enthusiastic, and there is this spare time, skipping school and work, standing for him, holding up a sign, and sincerely welcoming him to this place...

"Latte, goblet."

"Okay, wait a minute."

The star father's ordering girl has a mosquito sound, a cool face, and "papapapa" neatly taps the keys to register the cashier.The customer who ordered the latte tall glass took out a few RMB and hesitated for a while. It was clear that he was not familiar with the domestic price of the tall glass and the face value of the banknotes.

"Give me this one and this one, that's enough... this one is for you." The little girl took money from the customer, subconsciously seeing the strong joints in that hand, and the slight veins in her forearm.

"Please wait over there."

Looking up again, the silhouette is familiar and handsome, the Adam's apple is slightly moving, the neckline of the black shirt is very tight, and the clavicle is not exposed, but the outline of the chest is this person.

Then look for the face, eyes, hairstyle, and handsome braids...

The little girl who ordered food "wowed" and scattered a stack of change coins on the cabinet all at once, and said loudly, "Ah——"

Airport stars are common, and now there is a proper term after "blanket stars", called "field stars".I don't have any other skills, so I go to and from the airport every day for catwalks, saving money on Cannes red carpet tickets.

Star Papa’s waiters are bored at the counter every day, practicing to distinguish the facial features of stars from under the sunglasses of various brands and masks. They only recognize those who are wearing sunglasses and masks in broad daylight. I'm used to it, but I didn't expect someone to come out without wearing a protective mask.

The coffee machine made a "bang" sound, and the girl ordering excitedly bumped into the coffee machine and wanted to jump out of the counter.

Zhuang Xiao winked: "I still want coffee."

The girl who was cooking next to me subconsciously took a cup and found that it was milk froth that had just come out of the machine, and her hands were messed up.

Zhuang Xiao smiled, and said in a deep voice, "Don't burn yourself."

Then came the long queue for the group photo signing moment, the roof of the shop was so hot... Zhuang Xiao didn't refuse, didn't say anything, took a stack of paper cups from the cabinet, signed quickly, bowed his head and signed one by one, and then He stacked the cups back up and put them back on the counter, pressing a few large banknotes under the cups.

Before leaving, he left a sentence to the little girl who was standing blankly at the counter: "I bought the drink for the people in the store. Let's go."

Everyone in the room fainted.

"No, no, I just want that cup, no more drinks!"

"Hot drinks will scald the glass, only cold ones!"

"I can't bear to drink it, I'm so touched when I faint from crying, what a gentle man when he smiles!"

"Holy shit, that rollerball is mine and I'm going to—"

……

Zhuang Xiao got off the escalator and didn't go in the direction of the luggage carousel.This time there is still no luggage, just a backpack and a black suit.The team members went ahead with a large amount of luggage, and had already gone out to protect him from lightning and reporters.

All he needed to do was take a glance outside, the big battle outside made his heart unavoidably warm.

I don’t know if it’s Jiahuang or the promotional company’s platform event. It’s like an animation and game exhibition. Some beautiful cosplayers are invited. The costumes they wear are all male and female characters from several classic martial arts movies that Zhuang Xiao once starred in. Rent In a corner of the airport hall, like a group of minions wandering in the square, they took photos with fans, which was very lively.

There are also many light signs and flashing sticks for calling.

It is also very attentive...

Zhuang Xiao quietly left through a special passage for foreign guests. There were indeed too many people in front of him, and he couldn't get out...

The airport couldn't allow too much order, and the security guards were mobilized on a large scale, and they began to organize the team of the fan club.Someone screamed, pushed and shoved, and the light board fell to the ground...

The drop-off and arrival are on two different floors. There is a wide staircase in the middle, and there are escalators on both sides. Many fans occupy the stairs and look anxiously in two directions.On the stairs, there are passengers who want to come down, dragging large suitcases, which causes traffic jams and the scene is tight.

A suitcase rolled down the stairs and hit someone.Ah——the girl screamed, and the stairs were in chaos!

Here on the ground floor, amidst the turbulent and chaotic crowd, others were crowding around, not paying attention to who appeared.Someone suddenly made a sound and spoke.

"Don't crowd upstairs, everyone upstairs stops!

"Back back, please everyone upstairs, back up. Yes, don't step on it, go back."

It wasn't loud, but it was penetrating enough that everyone heard it, turned their heads, and were stunned.

The passengers at the stairs on the second floor were stopped in a hurry, they were stunned for a moment, and they couldn't help but backed up, back to the platform on the second floor, so that the girl who fell down on the stairs could get up, and they couldn't help it. until a stampede occurs.

The airport security also looked back in surprise...

"Success, come down, don't crowd the stairs and block other people's way." The speaker raised his hand and gestured for everyone to get out of the way.

Standing two feet away from the side were two girls holding up lampboards. They turned their heads and looked at them, falling into silence and trance without saying a word. Exaggerated movements such as bear hugs and wolf pounces are actually impossible to do when they are particularly excited.

The bag on the shoulder and the water bottle in the hand were dropped, ding ding bang bang, very embarrassing.

Zhuang Xiao bent down and reacted quickly. He caught the bottle that was about to fall, handed it back to the other party, and then quickly withdrew. If he didn't do so, he really couldn't escape...

Zhuang Xiao moved to the escalator in another place. When the escalator was about to transport him to the bottom and was surrounded by heavy siege, he supported it with his hands, crossed the handrail of the escalator, landed halfway, turned around, bowed his head and strode away, leaving only a backpack in the crowd Back view...

He took out his mobile phone to contact the assistant who picked him up, when the phone rang.

Zhuang Xiao glanced at the caller ID, and actually looked forward to it. Why should the other party contact him?

Greetings from Mr. Pei: "Hey, are you still inside?"

Zhuang Xiao replied, "Well, it hasn't come out yet."

Pei Yan smiled and said, "Have you been held back?"

Zhuang Xiao snorted: "Wait until I find a back door to get out."

"You are not familiar with this airport, are you? Don't go around, it will be ridiculous to go around on the tarmac later." Pei Yan said, "I am familiar with it, I often go to this airport!

"Listen to me to show you the way... You go up the stairs now, don't go downstairs, you go upstairs... Let me tell you, the reporters blocking you are lined up at the airport, come here At the airport drop-off gate, go out through the small door next to the men's restroom on the far side...

"The car driven by my assistant, you have met my assistant several times, do you recognize the face?

"He drives a seven-seater dark gray Mercedes-Benz with a license plate ending in 66. It's waiting for you on the side of the airport drop-off gate. Don't worry, it's waiting for you."

……

Pei Yan pointed the way very accurately, as if she had opened her electronic eyes, and she knew exactly where to turn every aisle at the airport and what signs were above her head.

Zhuang Xiao quickly ran all the way with the phone in his hand, and a word popped up suddenly: "Are you also a 'Chang Xing'? You come every day?"

"Fuck..." Pei Yan complained, "I'll help you, how dare you say me?!"

Zhuang Xiao smiled on the phone.

Pei Yan added: "I never take side roads when I come to the airport, I always take the main road openly, and casually watch and take pictures."

Zhuang Xiao asked, "Which road are you on now?"

Pei Yan smiled and said, "Now...it's not appropriate to show up now, hahaha I'm a cat..."

Zhuang Xiao walked up to the airport drop-off platform, walked along the side of the road, saw the target vehicle at a glance, and quickly got on the vehicle to escape.

In the back seat of the car, cats stared at Mr. Pei who was wearing a baseball cap and a big mask.Pei Yan pulled down her mask and grinned at him...

The response of the supporting army was several beats slow, and they all dodged before waking up. Chasing people at the airport was still no match for the hero who was flying over the roof and wall.In the live broadcast, many fans were moved to tears, and the words were all on the barrage.

"Ah Xiao is invincibly handsome and gentle! The force value skill is 10000 points, and the boyfriend power is MAX! How can someone be so perfect!!"

"A man who can pinch you up with a light movement of two fingers and throw you from the first floor to the third floor and then to the lower floor, nodding and talking to you so tenderly, without losing his temper, and then bending over to help you pick it up." How can a water bottle that is about to fall to the ground be so warm!!"

"Oh yeah, I'm that alluring water bottle, Brother Xiao, please hold me tight and don't let me go, don't take me back and take me back oh yeah—"

……

Zhuang Xiao got into Pei Yan's car, and sent a text message to his manager: 【I've got in the car, I can go now. 】

Bao Xiaopang was at a loss: [I'm on the side of the road at the airport pick-up gate, which car did you get in? 】

Zhuang Xiao: [Lao Pei's car.You go too. 】

Bao Xiaopang waved his hands and sent Zhuang Xiao a series of emojis with profound meanings and wonderful meanings, including "pick nose", "sweat", "dog head", "incomprehensible" and "spread hands".

Zhuang Xiao gave Bao Xiaopang a cool "Ultraman".

What the hell? !Bao Xiaopang felt that there must be a fake Zhuang Xiao behind the screen, so it must not be this person.

Pei Yan hid in the back seat of the third row, and tapped Zhuang Xiao on the shoulder: "Huh? The time and place of the interview on 'Kyushu Star Map' will be scheduled later, and they borrowed the studio of Beijing Satellite TV."

Zhuang Xiao is sitting in the second row: "Yes."

Pei Yan pondered: "We seem to..."

The driving assistant Xiao A said for them: "It seems that you two should not go together, just go directly like this?"

Rely... from the airport all the way to record the interview together...

Pei Yan looked nonchalant: "Oh...it seems like we shouldn't go together."

Zhuang Xiao: "Otherwise you will leave me by the side of the road again?"

Pei Yan: "Don't, this barren mountain, I've picked you up, and I have to be responsible for you."

Zhuang Xiao: "Why should I get in your car?"

Pei Yan scolded: "It really chills me! I'll throw you on the side of the road! Let me tell you, you can't get a taxi on the road to the airport, so why don't you find a small yellow Mobike to ride back?! "

Zhuang Xiao laughed out loud.

Pei Yan put his arm on Zhuang Xiao's back and whispered: "Let me tell you a place, the subway station two streets away from the TV station building, you ask your chubby to park there and wait, we will put you there... ..."

It was like playing a spy war drama, the journey was exciting, and both of them were in a very good mood.

"I'll see you in the live broadcast room in half an hour." Before getting off the car, Pei Yan poked his head out from the back seat and said to Zhuang Xiao.

Zhuang Xiao took out an exquisitely packaged cannon barrel from his backpack, which was quite heavy.This is the only weight in the backpack, and nothing else.

Obviously a bottle of wine, the packaging is worth a lot.Pei Yan was slightly surprised, so of course he accepted Zhuang Xiao's gift without hesitation, and asked, "Can't you bring a bar with you on the plane?"

"There is also some red wine in the check-in, and Youhui asked me to bring it for you. I bought this bottle at the duty-free shop at the airport, and the only store at the airport that specializes in Canadian ice wine." Zhuang Xiao said.

The alcohol content of ice wine is generally not high, but it is very, very sweet.

Pei Yan was already drunk, drunk in the other party's shining eyes, and smiled: "Are you sure that I will pick up the plane and you will get in my car?"

Zhuang Xiao nodded: "Yes."

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