Drunken Master

Someone set up a large row of wine cups, the narrow cups for drinking foreign wine, bigger than a thumb, and filled them all up.

Everyone was drunk, and a few people began to compete for wine around the table.

Pei Yan pushed aside the crowd and squeezed in by herself, eyes dimmed.He leaned his elbow against Fei Cha: "Big Daddy, if I win by drinking, you can add a scene to my buddy."

Fei Cha was already drunk, his sanity was not so clear, and he stared at him sternly: "Fuck you... What kind of JB scene?"

Pei Yan thought to herself, fuck, I want you to add a JB scene to the two of us, Zhuang Xiao won't be happy.

He used the bottom of his cup to draw on the table with the big director: "In the script, the last battle on the island, add an extra scene for Zhuang Xiao, let us both do it at the same time."

Fei Cha stared at him with red eyes: "Why...? Are you two drinking today?!"

Pei Yan's lips shrugged slightly: "Drink, what's the matter."

The people around blocked him: "Drink!!"

Pei Yan shook the row of wine cups in front of her with her palm: "Stay away, I'll drink for Mr. Zhuang. I'll drink up all the wine on this table."

A group of people were noisy, laughing and cursing, and someone said, "I'm all drunk and I'll order you a girl tonight. I'll lick you and let Tony pay for it!"

"It's not rare," Pei Yan replied, "Go home and save it for you and your father to lick!"

Pei Yan drank cup after cup without any hesitation.Some people are not allergic to alcohol by nature. He does not feel drunk, but he is born with a lot of alcohol.

For the last two glasses, Pei Yan held one in each hand, and drank the two glasses of wine together, gulping down in one gulp...

Zhuang Xiao frowned, and pulled his shirt from behind: "Drinking too much will hurt your health, don't drink."

Pei Yan swallowed the spicy drink with squinted eyes, opened her mouth and gave the person at the opposite table a sip of alcohol, with a spicy smell in her eyes.He jerked open his shirt, showing off his snow-white eight-pack abs, sexy and arrogant, splashing whistles from men and women around him...

"Want to see the real 'Drunken Master'? Just come up and say hello, come to practice?!" Pei Yan challenged the table with his eyes sideways, raised his wine glass with a half-smile, and lit a standard "persuade wine to change glass" style", domineering arrogance swept across the table.

Everyone laughed in a low voice, no one challenged, who would dare to practice with him?Of course, the one who has the ability to fix him and beat him to the ground is pulling his clothes behind his back, telling him to restrain himself and not be too arrogant...

For the rest of the night, everyone was in a good mood.

Tony said that he paid for all the drinks by himself, and the whole group of bosses opened their mouths to drink.

Someone set up a row of wine cups from one end of the long table to the other.It's the kind of narrow cup for drinking foreign wine, one size bigger than your thumb, and it's all filled up.

Everyone was drunk, and a few people began to compete for wine around the table.

Pei Yan pushed aside the crowd and squeezed in by herself, her eyes dimmed and glistening with water.He elbowed the director: "Father, if I win by drinking, you can give my buddy an extra scene."

Fei Cha was already drunk, and his mind was not so clear, he stared at him sternly: "Add drama...? What dick scene?"

Pei Yan thought, fuck, I want you to add a cock scene to us, just give it to us, but Zhuang Xiao won't be happy.

He used the bottom of his cup to draw lines with Fei Cha on the table, and made gestures while talking: "In the script, the last battle on the island, add a scene to Zhuang Xiao, let us both do it at the same time."

Fei Cha stared at him with red eyes: "Why add drama? You two drink?!"

"Hehe," Pei Yan pursed his lips lightly, "Drink, what's the matter."

The people around blocked him: "Drink!!"

Pei Yan shook the row of wine cups in front of him with the palm of his hand, and the six cups in front of him jumped together, but the wine was not spilled.He said: "Stay away, I'll drink for Mr. Zhuang, I can drink it up."

A group of people were noisy, laughing and cursing, and someone said, "I'm all drunk and I'll order you a girl tonight, and let Tony pay for it!"

"It's not rare," Pei Yan replied, "Keep it for you and your father!!"

Pei Yan drank cup by cup, and turned the cups upside down one by one after drinking, without ambiguity.Some people are not allergic to alcohol by nature. He does not feel drunk, but he is born with a lot of alcohol.

For the last two glasses, Pei Yan held one in each hand, and drank the two glasses of wine together, gulping down in one gulp...

Zhuang Xiao frowned, and pulled his shirt from behind: "Drinking too much will hurt your health, don't drink."

Pei Yan narrowed her eyes, swallowed the spicy drink in one gulp, opened her mouth and savagely "huh" the person at the opposite table, with a spicy smell in her eyes.

He suddenly pulled the shirt out of his trousers waist, opened it, and showed off his snow-white eight-pack abs. He was sexy and arrogant, and the whistles of men and women around him were splashed...

"Want to see the real 'Drunken Master'? Just come up and say hello, come to practice?" Pei Yan provocatively challenged a table of people, raised his glass with a half-smile, and lit a standard "persuading wine to exchange glasses" ", domineering arrogance swept across the table.

Everyone laughed in a low voice, no one challenged, who would dare to practice with him?

Of course, the one who has the ability to repair him is holding his clothes behind his back, telling him to restrain himself.Don't be too arrogant.

Tony, the leading actor of the night, was a mediocre drinker. He started to get dizzy after two drinks, his cheeks were flushed, his eyes had peach blossoms, he laughed from time to time, and he was quite funny.At the wine table was a mediocre man who was just chattering, so he could only talk about his love history and experience in bed, bragging about the girlfriends he had dated.

Sure enough, people who are frustrated on the set will be fucking happy in love...

Girlfriends and women are always topics of conversation, and everyone at the table is spitting hotly, except for Mr. Zhuang and Mr. Pei who both fell silent.

Someone teased Tony, the little white chicken, you can pour two glasses on the wine table, how many minutes can you last on the bed?

Tony said seriously, persist for two hours, don't you believe it?

The director's old pervert laughed, two hours?Blow you!Your kid can masturbate for two hours by himself, one hour with the left hand, and one hour with the right hand, and the actual operation only takes 20 seconds!

These words were really blunt and disrespectful, which made Tony's kid blush.A group of people laughed and splashed wine on the table.

The waiter happened to be serving the dish at this time, and the dish "beef tartare" was actually minced raw beef.Each person's plate is a lump of minced meat bigger than a fist.Raw beef cut into mince with a knife, mixed with herbs, onion and minced garlic, and finally topped with a bright yellow raw egg.

This dish is strong enough.

Pei Yan said with disgust: "This group of people usually eat this? It tastes like a 'hairman', and you drink blood like a hair."

"This is still a famous dish. If you don't like it, you can leave it alone. You don't have to force it." Zhuang Xiao said, began to spread minced raw beef on the bread slices, and opened his mouth to eat a big mouthful.

Pei Yan looked sideways at someone, and suddenly smiled: "Raw beef and raw eggs are aphrodisiac."

"I don't need it." Zhuang Xiaobai glanced at him, "Do you need it?"

The director's assistant and the cameraman also came over, with drunken eyes, talking nonsense to them: "This stuff is really fucking aphrodisiac! Try it Ian, it will make you stronger after eating hahaha..."

The yang energy is already too much, and it can’t be suppressed, and it’s flaming oil, Pei Yan thought to himself, just eat it... He poked it a few times with a bread knife, smashed the raw eggs into a thin yellow, and mixed the minced meat together , also rolled a piece of raw meat bread, and stuffed it happily into his mouth.

At this moment, the focus of the chatter shifted to the two of them, and the director's assistant asked, "Hey, is there a girl by your side?"

Zhuang Xiao shook his head indifferently: "It's divided."

"Single? What a fucking pity!" the camera boss yelled, "A man like you... being single is a waste of money."

The director's assistant asked Mr. Pei again: "Little darling, how about you?"

Pei Yan shrugged: "Too many, do you want to ask me how many?"

"Bragging you!" The director's assistant spat at him, "How many seconds have you been in bed!"

Pei Yan squinted at the other party: "I'm good at work. I'm strong and not falling. Would you try it?"

How bad is his English?

Cocks.

Big.

hard.

Want to Try

He and his spoken language teacher only learned a few bad words, but even if they dared to talk, other people could understand them too.And he cooperated with the movement, directly took the empty wine bottle from the table, and put it on his waist, vividly.It's just that big, do you understand?

Mr. Zhuang next to him frowned, his dimples burst out of laughter, the kid around him was crazy.

There were boos in the bar.

The people at the table whistled at him, you have such a bad temper, such a dick, you must be a single dog, who will take you in? !

"Ian, it's no wonder you and Mr. Zhuang are so good at martial arts." Tony looked at him with admiration. "Single, you can eat and drink like this, and have nowhere to vent. Do you two use your energy every day to practice?"

Pei Yan was at a loss for words, the boy Tony meant what he said, there is nothing wrong with what he said.

Tony was not malicious, and said very seriously: "A few years ago, my aunt lined up to adopt a little girl from a Chinese orphanage. She was very beautiful and cute. I heard that many girls in China were drowned. Having a boy makes many of you unable to marry a wife, is there such a thing?"

Fuck... Pei Yan thought to himself, which unscrupulous media played up Tony's head?What's wrong?

Zhuang Xiao replied: "It happened 20 years ago, so it's not that serious."

Tony shrugged his shoulders, eyes flushed from alcohol, and said naively: "Even excellent men like you can't marry wives in China, don't have girlfriends, and still be single? No wonder all oriental men are good at fighting. It's Bruce Lee, because your yang energy is used to practice kung fu, right? Your pandas know kung fu!"

Pei Yan was too lazy to answer, and of course he couldn't tell the truth, so he could only bury his head in eating the raw beef balls on the CD, and continue to practice his Nine Suns Divine Art...

He looked sideways at the people around him, and there was a film of light on Zhuang Xiao's stern face.Zhuang Xiao didn't speak, and ate quickly, wiping the plate clean with a few slices of bread, as if he was going to eat the plate.

His body was burning inexplicably, his throat was parched, and he had nowhere to vent, the things in the foreground were shaking, the lights were messy, and he didn't know what he was thinking... Pei Yan felt that there was not only a single dog here, but also a dog infected with rabies that could not be cured.

The big director guessed that he really drank too much, he swayed and walked towards the bathroom.

Pei Yan saw that Zhuang Xiao took a step forward at this moment, helped the director's arm, and ran to the bathroom together. Do you have to pair up to pee in the toilet?

After more than ten minutes, the two people came out of the bathroom. The old guy was drunk and blindfolded, swaying all the way, his fat body wished that Zhuang Xiao could set him up before he could walk.Zhuang Xiao left the director to others, turned his face and whispered to Pei Yan: "He agreed, and he will consider revising the second half of the script."

Pei Yan was immediately happy, and punched Zhuang Xiao.

Zhuang Xiao whispered again: "The script is not changed randomly. The screenwriter has a lot of power, and the screenwriter has the final say. It needs to be negotiated and discussed in detail. The plot on the island should be carefully considered and reworked. Change it if you can. Tomorrow I'll talk to the screenwriter and director again..."

It's still Zhuang Xiao who handles things neatly and effortlessly.Fei Cha and Mr. Zhuang seemed to have a good relationship, they were acquaintances, they were easily persuaded, and they took reasonable suggestions.

"Drink a lot, right? Your eyes are red." Zhuang Xiao patted Pei Yan on the shoulder, "Leave your car here, and I'll take you back to the hotel."

"I'm not popular when I drink, and I definitely don't look good when I drink." Pei Yan said.

"It's not a good thing to drink slowly in the future." Zhuang Xiao frowned.

Pei Yan breathed a sigh of relief into her palm, and then covered Zhuang Xiao's nose!

Zhuang Xiao pulled his hand away and avoided it: "It smells bad, I really can't bear the smell..."

A group of them walked out sparsely in groups.Enter the hallway and wait for the elevator.

Tony and a few people got on the first elevator, and the rest waited for the second elevator.

As soon as the person paying the bill left and the elevator doors closed, a group of people started gossiping rudely behind them, showing no sense of loyalty.Who said decent people in high society in suits and leather shoes don't gossip?They are all fucking virtuous.

"Fuck, this kid is proud, he really knows how to make a girlfriend."

"Isn't she the daughter of the boss of Universal Pictures? Who the hell doesn't know? Damn it, Tony is also awesome and knows how to pick people."

"Handsome face, good job, soft temper, obedient, rich daughters like this."

Therefore, the film invested by Universal Pictures will choose the newcomer Tony as the male lead.

Therefore, this number one male will never be replaced, unless the daughter of the big boss of the investor wants to change her boyfriend.

In every corner of the world, many things are going on like this, each depends on your ability.This kind of ability does not lie in simple and rough boxing skills, it does not depend on how well-developed your limbs are and how good you are at fighting.

The director's assistant glanced at Pei Yan with frivolous eyes, and tapped his chest with his fingers: "Tsk, Ian, do you want to do well? Want to play the leading role? You're still too young, learn a little bit."

"There's really no way to learn this." Pei Yan shrugged, with a wild expression on his face, "Does the big boss of Universal still have a son?"

He exposed his English with a Tianjin accent when he opened his mouth, and he stuttered at sentence sentences, which other people might not have heard clearly.

Zhuang Xiao turned to look at him.

Pei Yan didn't dare to look at each other, and almost bit her own tongue when she got excited - she talked too much.

A group of drunk guys continue to babble while stepping into the elevator.The great director seemed to have known Zhuang Xiao for a long time, and he was drunk, and unceremoniously revealed private information: "What about that girlfriend from before? Why aren't you married yet? Let me tell you, it always ends with no proposal, just It can only be one shot and two parts, who the hell is still messing with you?!"

Zhuang Xiao said, "I don't want to get married."

Fei Cha said: "Hehe, young man, you're wild at heart, play for a few more years, let's play enough first!"

Zhuang Xiao was expressionless: "What's there to play? What kind of marriage should I marry? People like me seem to be able to get married?"

"Besides, you're always married, why don't you make a film and two episodes? Getting married is like making a movie. After the honeymoon, the marriage is over, and the next film is ready."

Zhuang Xiao sarcastically satirized the old guy, a group of people laughed lowly, Fei Cha himself laughed hoarsely with a "cough cough", he was not angry, and slapped Zhuang Xiao hard.

Pei Yan was also expressionless, trying her best to hold back her emotions, and looked outside the glass elevator.The whole city presents a night scene with dim lights and shadows, and the lights of thousands of houses dance with the stars in the sky.

"I won't get married, and I can't last long with anyone."

"A person is used to it, free and easy, and if he doesn't have the heart to talk to anyone, don't go out to cheat people."

"..."

Zhuang Xiao's words echoed in his ears.

From the restaurant on the top floor of the hotel in the city center to the underground garage, the elevator descends rapidly, with a lonely sinking heart.The lights of the city reflected in Pei Yan's eyes, and the slight expression in his eyes was slightly lost.

He didn't pretend to be so careless and heartless on the surface.

The sightseeing elevator seems to have traveled through a time tunnel, with countless arcs of light flashing in the field of vision, and the streets are full of traffic, and everyone's life is accompanied by their own rhythm, passing by at high speed on the road.

Occasionally meeting each other, it is fate to pass each other, and then rush to their respective distant unknowns-is there any other ideas?

……

The way back to the hotel is very fast.Fortunately, there was some traffic jam in the city center, so that Pei Yan could stare at Zhuang Xiao's side face while driving for a few more minutes.

Zhuang Xiao took out a cigarette, opened the car window to ventilate, and knocked the soot out of the car with one hand.

"You smoke? Smoking is bad for your health." Pei Yan said.

"You don't smoke?" Zhuang Xiao glanced at him.

"I don't smoke, I don't like the smell of cigarettes." Pei Yan felt a little sad again, because there was really no fate.

When Zhuang Xiao took his left hand back from the car window, the cigarette had already been quietly pinched out in the palm of his hand and thrown into the storage slot inside the car door.

"The driving is very stable." Pei Yan commented on Mr. Zhuang, as he deserves to have driven a rally.

"If you don't drive steadily, I'm afraid you'll vomit in the car later." Zhuang Xiao snorted.

"I can't spit in your car even if I spit on the street." Pei Yan said, "I really didn't drink too much, I'm sober."

"How much do you have?" Zhuang Xiao glanced at him again.

"Next time I'll 'drink' once, I'll show you." Pei Yan replied.

"Don't, I'm afraid you'll go crazy and you won't be able to stop..." Zhuang Xiao said.

Before Pei Yan could say anything else, he turned the steering wheel and arrived at the hotel where he was staying.The distance between the two of them is so short.Good times are like a cluster of faint flames, and the heat can only be reflected in the corner of the bottom of my heart.

"Thank you." Pei Yan waved to Zhuang Xiao, and quickly got out of the car without hesitation.

"Hey, don't you need help?" Zhuang Xiao leaned over and looked at him with concern.

"Are you going to carry me upstairs?" Pei Yan turned her head.

"Are you using my back? Won't you knock on the stairs?" Zhuang Xiao looked at him seriously.

Pei Yan had already walked towards the hotel gate, turned her back and waved: "Let's go, you go back!"

There is no way, your Grandpa Pei is too strong, you really don't need to carry it.

Not used to appearing weak in front of anyone, even in front of Zhuang Xiao, is it possible to pretend to be a weak willow to help the wind and a small bird to depend on others?I really can't pretend.

……

As soon as I entered the hotel lobby, my feet were soft and suddenly collapsed, and I was very tired.

Either because of the effect of alcohol, the capacity for alcohol is still high, or because of a sudden loss and discomfort in my heart.

Pei Yan didn't follow a straight line to the elevator, but suddenly made a blunt [-]-degree turn, rushed towards a wall like a convulsion, stopped the moment he slammed into the wall, and knocked his forehead three times on the wall Down.

I feel like I'm done this time...

Johnny Wu was waiting in the lobby, as the conscientious, responsible and loyal "child's godfather", he was about to make a serial call to bring the child back.

Johnny Wu was so frightened that he trotted all the way and rushed over, hugging Pei Yan: "What's the matter with you? Old Pei?!"

"It's okay." Pei Yan pulled his face back from the wall, and resumed his indifferent expression.

Johnny Wu could smell it: "Drinking again?"

Pei Yan: "Foreign wine is so damn bad, it's not as good as Niulanshan Erguotou."

Johnny Wu: "Then stop drinking, really!"

Pei Yan smiled, and walked towards the elevator with big strides, her eyes were a little watery: "After drinking, I feel better, I'm fine... I'll go upstairs and masturbate and heal."

Johnny Wu: "..."

Johnny Wu's complexion changed drastically, and he kept following anxiously, asking in a low voice, "Old Pei, was there a reporter outside the hotel just now? Did anyone see you?"

Pei Yan said disdainfully: "Where is this place? Who do the paparazzi know me? Who the hell am I?!"

He went upstairs with a piece of blue on his forehead.