[Quick Transmigration] One-click blackening

When Wen Linyu was conscious, he found that his situation was a little strange.

It seems to be fixed on some pillar-like object, moving involuntarily, even if he wants to move his hands and feet, he can't do it at all, and can only passively move with the movement of such an object.

As far as he could see, he could see a man from the neck down, who seemed not very rich, wearing a dusty sackcloth, shouting: "Hey, pass by and have a look! The sweet and sour authentic candied haws !"

Confused Wen Linyu: ...

His memory stays at the reincarnation position of the male protagonist given by entering the system with his soul body.

Wen Linyu, who was thinking about the reason, heard the man in sackcloth yell three times, and then stopped. As expected, Wen Linyu found that his movement also stopped. After two breaths, the man's voice rang again, this time bringing A bit of obvious flattery and flattery: "Does this young master want to eat a bunch of candied haws?"

"..."

The young master didn't make a sound, but made a gesture similar to a nod, only to hear the servant next to him remind: "Master, the old lady won't let you eat sweets..."

"I want to eat." A voice close at hand said, with a childish tone.

The peddler also echoed carefully: "Young Master, if you want to eat, let him eat, a bunch of candied haws won't spoil anything..."

The boy was a little helpless, but he couldn't hold back his young master, so he finally bought him a bunch. When the peddler saw the copper plate, he happily picked out the biggest bunch of sugar for the little boy in fine clothes and jade clothes. Uniform was about to hand it to him, when he suddenly heard him say: "I don't want it."

The peddler's face changed and he thought that the young master from a rich family was playing with him. The next second, the young master who was carved in pink and jade pointed to another bunch of candied haws with a straight face and said, "I want this one."

"You don't know, young master. That bunch of dates is small and maybe a little sour. The bunch in my hand is bigger and sweeter..."

"I just want this string."

……

The peddler finally fell under the stubborn young master, so he had no choice but to give him the bunch that the young master specified. He looked at the bunch of candied haws and thought about it, but he didn't see any difference. The mind of a child is especially spoiled. You can't even guess the mind of a child, so don't guess.

Ever since Wen Linyu was pointed at by that chubby little hand, he has been stunned. He thought of a really absurd possibility...

He turned into a bunch of candied haws? ? ?

Wen Linyu, who was held in the hands of the young master and followed him every step of the way, was in a complicated mood.

This complexity became more complicated immediately afterwards.

Before Wen Linyu put himself in front of a face with that little chubby hand, and was about to eat him with bloody mouth, his soul was out of his body. In fact, at the last moment, he still vaguely felt the soft and moist lips wrapped around him Little half of my own feelings.

That feeling... can be described as unforgettable for a lifetime.

Wen Linyu didn't need to think about it to know that the poking system would definitely not respond at this time, and he had already given up on this idea.

Although he is in the state of a soul now, he can't float half a step away from the young master. What's even more weird is that all his spiritual power has been lost, and he can't perform any exercises, so he can only passively follow the young master's steps Floating around.

Just as Wen Linyu came out of the candied haws, his soul body was floating beside the little boy, watching him pause for a while while maintaining the posture of devouring the candied haws, then spit out the candied haws from his mouth again, wrinkling his pink and jade-carved little boy He stared at the bunch of wet candied haws for a while, then suddenly stretched out his hand, loosened it, and threw it away.

Wen Linyu, who was almost thrown to the side by his former body, managed to avoid it: ...

I just heard the young man said in a nonchalant way: "I just said, the young master doesn't like to eat that kind of kid food at all, and it's too sweet." It looks like it was affected by something strange".

Wen Linyu at the side: ...

Just when Wen Linyu thought that he was going to remain in a state of unfreedom, as if being tied to the little boy by an iron chain, he could suddenly float away. The moment the little boy stepped into a mansion, but let What filled his heart was that within a short while, his eyes were dark.

This spirit-like system gives the feeling of transferring the body.

Sure enough, when I opened my eyes, I found myself on a bookshelf.

Could it be turned into a book this time?

Fortunately, at least it's better than candied haws, Wen Linyu thought.

This bookshelf happened to be facing the window, and there was a ray of sunlight shining on him, which was very comfortable, but it was a pity that he didn't enjoy the comfort for a while, and two servants came in from the outside, probably to clean it, with Holding the cleaning tools, they were very quiet at first, but maybe they were too bored later, and began to chat while cleaning, talking all over the world. The little chef is beautiful and good at cooking, but it is said that she already has a partner, but it is a pity...

Wen Linyu said: The bookshelf is an excellent place to eavesdrop. Who would have thought that a book could understand their words?

If Wen Linyu hadn't become a book himself, he wouldn't believe it either.

One of the boys was in charge of dusting off the books, and he had already dusted it in front of him. The duster gently passed over Wen Linyu's whole body, a little itchy.

The young man was humming a tune and dusting his brush, then suddenly stopped, stared at him and did not move.

Wen Linyu:? ? ?

Just when he was tense, the boy who dusted the book turned around and called another boy over angrily: "Hey, Aqi, look at this..."

"Master can hide it?"

"Yes, I saw it secretly last time, and it's still here now."

……

Wen Linyu looked at the two young men pointing at him and commenting on him, feeling a bad premonition in his heart, just when he got up to listen, he heard a sentence, "I don't know what the erotic pictures that the young master hid so carefully look like." of……"

Wen Linyu: ...

Wait, erotic pictures? !

Wen Linyu: No way =_=

However, this time Mr. Wen's inner prayer failed. The next second, he felt that he was carefully taken out of the bookshelf by two hands. When he looked up, he saw the faces of two young servants, one with a full face. Excited, one cheek was a little flushed, and his eyes were evasive as if he was ashamed. This was the first time in Teacher Wen's life that someone looked at him like a porn book. Not only was he upset, but he also wanted to hit someone.

Wen Linyu: [System, I want to talk to you about life. ]

[…] Ding... In cold sweat, I hurriedly pretended that I was still dead.

The feeling of the body being opened is also novel, Wen Linyu thought with a dark face.

In his perception, he is now in the state of being turned over and over with his hands and feet wide open, which is extremely indecent. Since this is his body, it should be controllable, Wen Linyu thought so, so he tried Put your hands together and feet together.

The boy said in amazement: "Ah Qi, why can't I turn these pages! Look!..."

The blushing Aqi was about to get closer when suddenly a cold voice came from behind: "What are you looking at?"

Two boys: "!!!"

Wen Linyu felt that the hand holding him trembled and loosened. His whole body, no, the whole book fell down, as if it would fall in half in the next second. Fortunately, the shock of the two boys While exhaling, he felt himself being hugged in an embrace, tightly hugging without leaving any gaps, and the very faint breath penetrated straight into his brain.

He couldn't move at all, it was still dark in front of his eyes, he only knew that the two young men had been sent away by the young master, so now only they were left with a book in the study.

Wen Linyu felt that his eyes were finally brightened, and gently lifted him up with one hand. He saw the boy's face. Compared with the child's face carved in powder and jade, he had opened up a lot, and the eyebrows and eyes were more beautiful. There was indifference in Obsidian's eyes that did not belong to his age.

Although still somewhat childish, it was indeed Yan Yunshan's face.

Fortunately, he didn't find the wrong person or place.But in the end why it started to become strange objects constantly, this is a question worth thinking about.

Wen Linyu, who was still thinking about it, suddenly felt something wrong with the way the boy was looking at him when he held his hand. I didn't cooperate, and I couldn't turn the pages of the book after flipping it several times.

Wen Linyu: Young man, it's better to lower the fire, don't read the little yellow books.

Then I thought that this little yellow book that would spoil children is now referring to me, and my mood became complicated.

One person and one book fought silently for several rounds.

Wen Linyu didn't know why some people were so obsessed with reading pornographic books. He was about to lose his grip. The kid hadn't given up yet. Fortunately, Teacher Wen still saved himself in the end. In an instant, the familiar feeling came again. Wen Linyu was already very calm about what would happen next, after all, even the candied haws and little yellow book survived.

Before he lost consciousness, he seemed to see a faint smile on the brows of that handsome young man.

Is it his delusion?

The author has something to say:

Wen·Candied Haw Gourd Essence·Little Yellow Book·Teacher: ...

Teacher Wen OS: I don't want to lose face?

I am going to overhaul the first volume, but I am really dissatisfied, so I decided to change to another version, which should be regarded as a rewrite, which is really a big project for me.

I am still debating whether to wait for this volume to be finished, or to finish this reincarnation and start over from the beginning, or to finish this reincarnation. This volume is estimated to have tens of thousands of words, which is too long.