my boss is a dog

Feeling the smell of his little wild dog in the office, Tao Zui decided to give him a little space. He didn't believe that Tiger was really so stupid. After what happened yesterday, he still didn't understand anything.From the fact that he ran away from him yesterday, he should be able to see that Tiger also felt something with the instinct of a beast.

"Well, I'll give you another morning. If I don't come back again, I'm going to catch the disobedient dog." Intoxicated looking at the photo of herself and Tiger on the president's desk, her slender and beautiful fingers Smiling while stroking that bright smiling face, Tiger who was listening to the report broke out in a cold sweat.

This kind of ominous premonition... Tiger's face became more and more serious. Yesterday he excused that the gas at home was not turned off and ran away in a hurry. He didn't even sit in the car. how many eyeballs.As soon as he got home, Tiger squatted behind the door, howling and buried his head deeply in his knees.

No, no, he doesn't understand anything, even if Tao Zui exudes an aura of passion, it is definitely an illusion. Could it be that Tao Zui regards himself as a female?No, no, no, it must not be like this. It is said that humans are different from dogs. Humans are in estrus all year round. As long as they are intoxicated, they can find a girlfriend at any time.

Ignoring the extremely uncomfortable feeling in his heart, Tiger hugged his knees and sat with his back against the door, kept bumping his head on his knees lightly, screaming from his heart: "I'm really not a bitch! "

Tiger, who was tangled up in the middle of the night and couldn't fall asleep, rolled on the bed. What would a bad dog look like?He will put on all kinds of postures with teeth and claws stretched out, and after a short period of silence, he will suddenly jump up and say "Wow, woof, woof" aggressively. Even if the person he calls is just the quilt that has been with him for a long time, he is still caught Seen as the enemy of life and death, he would lie on his back on the bed with his limbs curled up, and suddenly his lower body began to accelerate and crazily make himself turn on the spot until he accidentally kicked himself under the bed with too much force...

While biting the pillow violently, Tiger suddenly remembered that tomorrow is Monday, and he still has to go to work. Going to work = being able to see intoxication. This fact was simply insignificant to Tiger, who had been intoxicated for three months yesterday. What I look forward to most every week - I want to see and see and feel intoxicated! ! ! !This alone is worth Tiger eating a big pot of fleshy bones!

But now... Tiger was biting the pillow in his mouth, crying secretly in his heart, he will be eaten, he will be eaten!

That's why there was a text message sent in the middle of the night asking each supervisor to go directly to Qingranju for a meeting in the morning. When he saw that the name of the intoxicated Gao Gao was among the only special contacts, he was silent for a while, and Tiger still didn't Send to Revel.With such a small action, he already felt a great sense of guilt and betrayal, no less than the guilt he felt when he secretly lied and said that he did not steal the bones when he was still with the nurturer. (A certain dragon smiles: "It won't live together for a long time, and it certainly won't be the master, Tiger, you must know that every dog ​​will only have one destined master in this life, and he is lonely in a certain place now. Waiting for Tiger, we grow up a bit, for example, when another dragon goes hunting later, you can go to him.")

Now, what's the matter with my sense of crisis? ?I am obviously far away from being intoxicated!Tiger felt uneasy. As a beast, his sixth sense has always been extremely accurate. Something must be happening...

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow A 40-year-old, medium-sized, slightly bald executive with the surname Liu who gave the report looked at the increasingly serious and terrifying face of his president, and tried his best to maintain his composure. In fact, his two legs buried under the wide suit pants had already begun She was shivering, and beads of sweat were already dripping from her bald head. "People all over the world say that the moral environment is good, how do you know that I feel sad? The president is like a vicious dog, and the secretary is like a fox. Why didn't the sperm in the back catch up to me? If I can survive this time, I will definitely go to Putuo as soon as possible. Incense on the temple!"

The surrounding executives are also uncomfortable, and they are also under a lot of pressure, "Fuck, the boss looks like a ghost, I'm afraid that my mother will come and save me!!!!" On the surface, each of them seemed calm Incomparable, serious and careful, sometimes frowning and thinking, writing notes, sometimes whispering, discussing in a low voice, in fact, the heart is full of little white rabbits biting a white handkerchief, trembling in a dark corner and weeping secretly...

"Okay, that's all for now." Tiger's words were like the sound of nature!Supervisor Liu calmly nodded to the president, calmly returned to his seat, sat down gracefully with his back straight, and packed his things leisurely, in stark contrast to the obviously relieved people around him.

"QAQ is so scary that I almost peeed badly, it's better for my wife to buy me oversized suit pants, otherwise my legs are trembling, wouldn't everyone have noticed it!!!"

There are two flowers blooming, one for each, and Tao Zui decided to wait until noon to go to Qingranju to capture Tiger, and at eleven o'clock he felt that he was almost done, and slowly got up and walked over there.He didn't intend to use the "ordinary" way to rush, but planned to teleport there directly, and with a lot of reasons to "catch that disobedient little wild dog" directly, he appeared in the sixth place of Qingranju intoxicated by Shi Shiran. First floor, took the elevator to the second floor unhurriedly, and when he was about to admire his surprised face, the elevator door opened and there was a group of supervisors with bewildered faces.

Seeing Intoxicated approaching, a group of people gathered around as if they had found their backbone.Tao Zui walked out of the elevator door, still the same supervisor named Liu, although a little panicked, but still looked quite calm (the suit trousers made a great contribution again: proud face), he told Tao Zui that the president was eating Japanese food with them before, But suddenly fell to the ground and couldn't help convulsing all over. They had already called 120 for emergency services, and the president was taken to the No. [-] Hospital of City B just now.

Tao Zui's heart fluttered, Tiger is not a human being, he is a dog demon, and an old demon with thousands of years of profound knowledge, how could he be poisoned by this mortal food?There must be something wrong, there must be a problem!Before they had time to say anything more, Dazed made a magic formula and disappeared directly in front of them. A group of people watched a large living person disappear, and before they had time to riot, their minds fainted, just in time to see the elevator open at the door, and squeezed in one after another.

Today, after eating Japanese food, the president went to City A with Secretary Tao to investigate. They have to go back to the company to make sure that the president is not there. They can't let the group of youngsters of Hongyang International turn upside down when the president and Secretary Tao are away. .

Today, a handsome man comparable to a star suddenly appeared at the reception station of the No.1 civilian hospital in City B. He seemed to appear so suddenly, and he suddenly got very close, making the girls at the reception station feel like a deer. "Peng" jumping wildly, this is simply too embarrassing!But in the next second, her expression was suddenly dull, as if she was lost, and the look in her eyes was extinguished.

"Where is the man who was brought by the ambulance just now?"

"Three ambulances came today, two with men in them."

"The one delivered at ten forty!"

"It's in the emergency room on the first floor."

Tao Zui hurriedly ran over, this hospital was too dark, he couldn't figure out Tiger's location at all, otherwise it would be worth searching for a little nurse!

The little nurse blinked suddenly, woke up, looked at the bustling crowd of people around, and rubbed her eyes—as if she was a little tired.

When Tao Zui rushed to the emergency department, it was already late, and Tiger's hospital bed was empty.I directly grabbed a doctor and searched for his soul. It turned out that Tiger was allergic to onions and nuts.Intoxicated, he couldn't figure it out, how could a demon dog be allergic to this kind of thing?In the end, the doctor actually told him the answer.

"Dogs can't eat onions, chocolate and nuts, it will kill them!"

"This person should be in shock from an extreme allergy to onions and nuts. It's really the same as a dog's reaction to eating these things."

Throwing the useless doctor aside, he stood aside stupidly, allowing Intoxication to examine the crib carefully—it was Tiger's breath, he must have been here just now... Wait, this hair what is itCould it be... dog hair?Tao Zui suddenly looked at the wide open window of the consultation room.

……No way……

The author has something to say:

Hahahaha finally arrived at the stage I was looking forward to!

That is Tiger's big dog adventure!

The next chapter reveals what kind of dog Tiger is!

Intoxicated, intoxicated, you are too good at training dogs, this kind of misbehaving puppy, let me help you train it! (serious face)