[Gintama] The gentlest thing

Rambling from top to bottom, left to right, using the past to describe the present and looking forward to the future, explaining the disadvantages of Ah Wen's going to the battlefield, Takasugi, who is arrogant, simply said "no".

What a joke, let the teacher's sister mix with a large group of men, eat and live together, and then go to the battlefield to fight?After they rescued the teacher, they can all apologize.

"Ah Wen, you look like a girl dressed as a man, it's easy to reveal your secrets." Seeing Ah Wen's unconvinced face, the wig planned to explain the truth and slowly figure it out.

"It's okay, I believe there is a precedent like you with a wig, and no one will doubt me." Awen made up the knife nonchalantly.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." The wig squatted in the corner and drew circles.

I haven't seen you for two years, this girl has learned badly, how can this girl be so bad...

"Do you think the battlefield is a playground? Go back! Don't hold back here!" Takasugi said with a straight face.

A few soldiers walked past Gao Shan's camp, and their voices gradually reached the ears of the four people in the camp.

"The little Zheng holding the pistol is really amazing, do you know that?"

"Ah! I saw this man, and he saved my life when the battle started!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"You didn't see it on the south side of the battlefield. Among the South China Sea reinforcements that came today, there is a young lady in a dark red military uniform. His marksmanship is accurate. I heard that he has relieved many people's siege!"

……

The chatter of several soldiers outside the camp got louder and farther away.Seeing Ah Wen proudly raised his chin, Gao Shan's face became even darker.

I haven't seen you for two years, this girl is getting worse and worse, how can she be so weak...

At this time, the three soldiers who were chatting outside the camp surrounded Sakamoto Tatsuma one after another.

"Mr. Sakamoto, we said those few words outside the governor's tent as you ordered. Shouldn't the agreed reward be..."

"Ahahaha no problem ahahahaha——" Sakamoto Tatsuma took out a bottle of shochu.

"Great, how long has it been since we tasted wine!"

The truth is so cruel.

……

Gintoki leaned against the wall, just like the previous pre-war decision-making meeting, without saying a word, until Takasugi in the wig was covered by Awen, and then he drooped his dead fish eyes and opened his mouth listlessly:

"Awen, what exactly do you want to do in the battlefield?"

The battlefield against barbarians is no joke, and the end of a half-baked awareness is bound to be death. He just wants to know whether Arwen came to the battlefield just to follow her childhood sweethearts, or whether he really finds what he wants to do and can do.

"How useful do you think a long-distance attacking guerrilla can be?" Awen smiled gratefully at Yinshi, and said immediately.

Awen's words made Wig and Gao Shan stunned, and then they lowered their heads and thought for a while: "Nowadays, most of the long-distance attack soldiers of the barbarian army are archers, scattered scattered, and the effect is really not great. But if we can gather all the long-distance attacks together , I believe this will be a very powerful force." The wig continued to pinch his chin and said: "They can do things that our samurai with swords cannot do. Huge improvements.

Takasugi keenly grasped Awen's intention of saying this: "You don't want to form this guerrilla team, do you?"

"Bingo~ Takasugi player is doing great, plus [-] points!"

"Don't play tricks!" Takasugi knocked on Awen's head: "Do you think it's easy to form an army? Where do you find members?"

"Well~ Isn't there a ready-made one~ Takasugi-kun Katsura-kun~ We're on good terms right~"

Looking down at the girl Awen's ingratiating smile, the two realized instantly: "It's not Gui, it's the wig... No, it's Gui." They are small in number, and the battlefield is also in the rear, so far no one has unified them, and their role is not as good as that of the medical team and logistics. Do you want to unify the long-distance soldiers of the Barbarians?"

"That's right." Arwen nodded: "I made such a big splash today to let them recognize me. After all, I am a gunner, not an archer. Brother Long Ma will be in charge of military resources after joining the Barbarian Army. I will follow him soon. Let’s go to a large arms dealer in a nearby town to buy weapons with our reinforcements from the South China Sea, there should be guns in the money, guns are better than bows, and the number of gunners will increase after recruiting new players.”

Yinshi stood not far away, seeing the bright eyes and straight back of the eloquent girl, turned his head, looked at the clear and open sky outside the tent, and smiled with his lips drawn.

Maybe they don't need to worry so much, he thought.Yoshida Wen is indeed their classmate and the teacher's younger sister, but she is a strong and independent person. They never treated her as a little sister in the village school.

"Leave it." Yin Shi nodded to Ah Wen.

"Yinshi?" The wig was a little surprised. When Ah Wen appeared before, it was obvious that Yinshi had the biggest reaction, but this time he let go first.

"Let's see how you're doing!" Gao Shan snorted coldly: "If it doesn't work, I'll drive you away."

"Ha-i~ha-i~ Your Excellency Governor~"

……

The current fighting situation of the barbarian army is not bad, and the town where they are stationed is also very lively. Awen carried a big flag and made a bold stop at the intersection where people come and go in the town:

"Take a walk and have a look. The shirt team of the Barbarian Far Attack team is looking for gunners and archers today. Those who are interested can report and fill in their resumes. The boss of the shirt team is Fumi Yoshida, one of the four best in Songmen. Hold on, you can still tease handsome guys—"

"Do you want to stand out? Do you want to stand out? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Do you want to return home? Come to Shizumi, Shizumi, it's your life's choice——"

"Shirt group, don't take the usual path——"

"A long-distance attack will last forever, and the shirt group will last forever--"

……

"Wait, wait, wait..." Yinshi helped Awen move the tables and chairs, thinking that he would stay and watch the excitement anyway, but this advertisement made him more and more black-lined: "You think you are selling Is it something? Clothes or a diamond ring? And what is the 'Four Shows of Songmen'? Hype?!! Aren't we a barbarian? You are definitely here to have fun, right? Hey!! !"

"Well~ Well~ You must maintain a playful attitude at all times, so that no matter what problem you have, it will be solved at once! As for the fourth show of Songmen, Brother Long Ma said that no matter what product needs to be gilded and create momentum, so that we can It’s selling well. This method is really good. Brother Longma deserves to be in business. Just like Han [beep——] endorsed Fanke Xie [beep——] Feng endorsed high-heeled shoes Ke Zhen [beep——] endorsed Xuanmai ..."

"Hey, hey, something got mixed in at the end!!! Xuan Mai has changed the spokesperson, okay! What do you think of the Far Attack Team!!! And what's going on with this 'shirt team', it sounds like a gangster Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Come on top, hey!!!"

Awen looked up at the big "shirt" on the flag, and the fiery red color seemed to be on fire.Her eyebrows and eyes are curved, the corners of her lips are raised, her tone is gentle and serious, and she is full of pride and pride:

"Shirt group, meaning nostalgia, and inheritance!"

Every word, soft and sad, as if through the fiery red "shirt" character, I saw some warmth and obsession that I dare not forget in my life.Yinshi suddenly felt something scratching his heart, a dull pain.What is going on with this general feeling of doing something wrong?He looked at the red word "shirt" on the flag suspiciously, was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to the side: "Cut, it sounds profound, but in fact you haven't thought about anything."

"Indeed!" Ah Wen tapped his palm, as if he just realized it.

She really didn't even think about it, so she named the long-distance attack team the shirt team.Her father and his brothers started their family from scratch decades ago, and now she is doing the same things as her fathers did.

Something fell quietly on her shoulders, a little heavy, but she felt that it was just right for her to carry.

Because she is his father's daughter!

Gao Shan put a stern face, and put a roster on Awen’s desk. There were very few people on the roster, “The roster over the wig will be sent to you soon. The limelight, but there are still most people who don't want to be a child's subordinate, most archers also wear swords, they prefer to take off their bows and stay in the ghost army as an ordinary infantry, I will not persuade them to come Looking for you, you can do it yourself."

"It's really strict, short-oh-Takasugi." Awen touched the chestnut on his head: "You selected these people yourself, and ordered them to come to me to protect me, right? I am now She's no longer a little girl who needs protection. But... anyway, thank you."

"Huh!" Gao Shan snorted coldly, apparently in a bad mood: "Take it easy, don't be too pushy, and don't blame me for not reminding you if you are chased and beaten when you register with Tianren."

Awen frowned, his eyes were bright: "Gaoshan, do you think I'm not as good as you except the twists and turns in my intestines, what else is I not as good as you?" Seeing Gaoshan choke in a good mood, she continued: "Don't You look down on me too much, when you didn’t know me, I was raised as a big empty.” Well... Although the melee ability is a bit sloppy, although the skill is a bit weak... But she is the little boss of the shirt team!

The only thing she needs to do is to apply what she has learned and seen to her own body now.

"You've read too many manga." Gao Shan smiled half-smile, with clear contempt in his eyes.

"Since I have assumed the leadership, I will not back down." Awen stroked the names on the roster lightly with his fingers. "Leave the wealth and life of these brothers to me."

Gao Shan walked away with a dark face, his mood has not been cleared since seeing Ah Wen.Looks like he and the wig have to be one more ass wiper.

It's really frustrating.

Ah Wen looked at the "shirt" on the flag, then at his raised little finger, his smile gradually sank.

"Father, brother, don't worry, leave everything to me."

She wants to make a gun.

With a clear goal and a calm mind, he is neither gentle nor accommodating, let alone waiting obediently.

Only in this way can she protect everything she cherishes.

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☆、No.30 The difference between the real brave and the fake coward in the third chapter

Awen tapped his fingers on the table in boredom.For most of the day, there were not many people who came to her place to sign up. Most of them were watching the fun. The elderly aunts always have a special love for the cute little Zhengtai.When Ah Wen was being asked questions by pulling her sleeves, why didn't anyone recognize her as a girl?

But complaints are complaints, Ah Wen still dare not let people recognize the fact that she is a girl, otherwise, even if she defies all opinions and stays in the anti-barbarian army, the situation and development of the shirt group will not be too smooth, allowing Shan This is the biggest reason for her to disguise herself as a man.

"Are long-distance players recruited here?"

It sounded like a female voice, and Ah Wen thought it was just another one to join in the fun. She drooped her dead fish eyes, took out a tissue to wipe the snot blown by the cold wind, and threw the tissue to the garbage point, cocking her feet lazily He replied, "I want to sign up and fill out my resume." Then I looked up to see what this joiner looked like.

Visitor: "..."

Arwen: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Shouldn't she be thankful that she didn't just stick her little finger into her nostril like Yin Shi did?

"Are long-distance players recruited here?" The visitor asked again.

The woman's blond hair is partly tied and partly tied, tall and slender, with a hot figure, and she is carrying a bow and quiver behind her back.Arwen's eyes kept lingering on the woman's expressionless but delicate face and at least Ccup's chest, and then twitched the corners of his mouth.

...Wow... Sister Gao Leng Yu... In this life, she actually met the living Sister Gao Leng Yu.

She thought that she would not be able to meet this standard in her whole life TT.

"Lai Dao Weizi, aged 17, only mother and four-year-old sister at home..." Arwen took the resume filled out by the woman, looked up at the woman's expressionless face: "Leave the family Are mother and younger sister really okay?"

Laijima Weizi moved her eyes, as if she was a little surprised that Ah Wen cared about her family rather than her gender.Awen carefully observed the expression of Weizi Laijima, a person's facial expressions and actions can reflect many facts.This Lai Daoweizi has a firm and straight gaze when looking at people, and likes to stare into other people's eyes. It can be seen that he is a person who is very vigilant and disdains to cover up and lie; when Awen talked about her family situation, her The eyes turned to the lower left. This is the action of the brain's memory, which shows that her basic information on the resume is true.

According to the preliminary judgment, this person is trustworthy.

"There are neighbors at home to help." Maiko Kuroshima said concisely.

"Right now, women are not accepted in the anti-barbarian army. I can accept them here because the shirt team belongs to my private soldiers. Are you sure you want to join the shirt team?" Ah Wen confirmed again.

Lai Daoweizi's expression was still cold, but his eyes showed a little confusion: "I came to report because you are the only female soldier recruited here. I am very good, don't you want to accept me?"

The feeling is that she came to the shirt group last because other places did not accept it. Is it really a man to tell the truth in front of her future leaders?Doesn't Gao Leng turn his face away like Gao Shan and snort coldly, disdainful of answering the other party's questions?Awen was a little frustrated, and hurriedly listed Lai Dao Weizi's name on the roster. Seeing Lai Dao Wei Zi walking towards the barbarian garrison, she smashed her head on the table.

"Gao Leng fart, he's obviously just a dumbass with facial paralysis!"

But... Ah Wen looked back at the back of Lai Dao Weizi who had disappeared, but there was a touch of admiration in his heart.

She probably guessed how the woman would be ridiculed and criticized after entering the barracks, and she also guessed that the girl called Kashima Weiko must know her future situation, but she still walked alone with a bow and an arrow To this battlefield full of men and blood.

Dare to join the army as a woman and personally break the shackles of this era for women. This person is really brave. In comparison, she, who dare not even reveal her true gender, is just a coward.

Awen thought a little sadly.She suddenly looked down upon herself who was not brave at all.

"Oh——" Ah Wen clutched the freshly cooked chestnuts on his head, and when he looked back, Yin Shi wandered around to her again at some point.

"Why did you hit me?" Ah Wen said aggrievedly, holding his head.

"It was you idiot who beat you, and the last words from my heart came out." Yin Shi folded his arms and leaned on the flagpole: "I don't know what kind of brave, coward, Yin-sang, I just know that there is a man called Yoshida Wen's little girl, in order to pave a smooth road for her future brothers, tied her chest to be as flat as that road."

Awen's face darkened.

"Ah Wen, it's not Yinsang, I'm talking about you. In this world, there are real braves and fake cowards." Before Ah Wen drew his gun, Yin Shi interjected, and successfully stopped Ah Wen from drawing his gun. "In my opinion, Ah Wen, you are already very brave. A girl in her teens disguised herself as a man and went to the battlefield, sacrificing her breasts and girlishness, in order to find a good one for her team. The shortcut to being criticized, you have done a good job, don't be too demanding on yourself."

Yinshi sighed secretly, and put his hands on Ah Wen's head. In two years, this girl has grown long hair and tied it into a high ponytail. It doesn't feel as good as before, but he still looks like Teacher Songyang in the past. Rubbing her hair lightly.

The road to war is extremely hard, and many negative emotions are things that should not exist and must be cut off in time. This is the experience that he Sakata Gintoki has learned more than Awen in the past two years.I hope that from now on, she can get some warmth from him like she used to get from the teacher.

This is his pity.

"Are you here to care about me? Thank you so much."

"Who cares about you!" Yinshi retorted instantly, waving "Jump" in his hand: "I just came out to buy "Jump", and the new issue of Yintaman wants to develop a new move, Yinsang. It’s just watching, don’t get me wrong, Yinsang, I don’t care about you, you just passed by! Passed by!!!!”

"Hi~Hi~ I know you passed by."

Seeing that Arwen rearranged his messy long hair with a face of complaint, and his face no longer had a troublesome expression on his face, he turned around and waved to Arwen, and returned to himself with "Jump" in his hand. camp tent.

"Tch, why is Gintama not over yet?" Yin Shi whispered while flipping through "Jump".

Arwen blinked, looking at the white figure that gradually disappeared from her sight, but his eyes became brighter.

Yinsang has also grown into a reliable adult, if she doesn't quicken her pace, she will be left behind by him.

Before the sun went down, the wig counted the archers in the barbarian army into a book and handed it to Ah Wen. Ah Wen flipped through it, and it seemed that there were more long-distance attackers willing to come to her team than the ghost soldiers. good news.Awen was holding a chair and a flagpole, and together with the wig carrying the table, they went back to the camp of the barbarian army, but they heard the noise as they gradually approached the temporary station of the shirt group.

The South China Sea reinforcements joined the anti-barbarians this time, bringing a large amount of food and tents, and all the supplies were collectively distributed by the regular anti-barbarian army. Private soldiers like Takasugi's ghost soldiers and Awen's poor shirt group also had to listen to the regular army in terms of combat. It's dispatched, but there are people on the top who are easy to handle. With the wig, the cadre of the barbarian army, the garrison and tents of the shirt team will be settled quickly.At this time, the noise heard by Awen and Wig came from the Shanzu camp where they camped today.

"Do you need help?" Wig asked Awen worriedly.

"Anyway, I'm a boss now, how can I always ask for help." Ah Wen smiled relievedly at the wig. "Well~ If you are worried, just watch from the sidelines. Today I will show you how I, Yoshida Wen, stand up!"

Ah Wen straightened his collar and the armor on his body, cleared his throat, walked towards the place of the quarrel, put his hand in his bosom, took out his gun and fired at the sky.

"Bah—"

The deafening sound broke through the sky, everyone was startled by the gunshot, stopped making noise, and looked back at the shooter.

Awen stood in the middle of the crowd, but the surroundings were completely quiet at this moment.

"Yo, it's very lively, why don't you call me when there's excitement?" Ah Wen blew on the smoke from the muzzle of his gun, and recalled the ghostly expression that Gao Shan once showed occasionally, imitating his appearance, the corners of his mouth and brows slightly raised, There was a smile everywhere on his face, except for the slightest smile in his eyes.

Covering his face with the wig, he let out a painful groan.

Growing up together since childhood, he knows too well that this girl is going to start pretending to be handsome again...

"Hmm... let me guess what happened." Ah Wen looked around the new members of the shirt group, and saw a figure of a woman among a group of five big and rough men, and a flash of clarity flashed in front of his eyes: "Why? ? A group of men bullying a woman, you are so embarrassed to say it. Anyway, I am not afraid of shame, do you want me to put up a big-character poster in this town to publicize your "great achievements"?"

Few of these archers really want to come to the shirt team to do some business, and most of them come because of the treatment of the shirt team.The single archers without sabers were not treated well in the original team. They were few in combat effectiveness and were excluded everywhere. Now when they come to the shirt team, they not only have to be led by a child, but now there is another woman.When is it the turn of women and children to run to the battlefield?

The person who started the incident first stared bull-eyed, and was about to yell at Ah Wen when a gun was placed between his crotch.

Ah Wen had been eyeing this man when he showed up at the station. He was tall and tall with big arms and round waist. Several people surrounded him like a small leader.Awen speculates that this person should be from the Ghost Soldier, and that he has a good skill. He should have been specially selected by Takasugi because he was worried about her safety. Her small guerrilla team should be very aggrieved. At this time, another woman came to the team, and all the grievances found an outlet at this time.

This man is indeed a bit capable, even with the gun on his lifeline, his expression remained unchanged and his heart skipped a beat: "Do you dare to shoot?"

Ah Wen really had a headache. She really didn't dare to shoot. Those who can enjoy her egg-popping service are the scum of the scum. Although this person is a little arrogant and disobedient, it will not ruin his life.Takasugi, Takasugi, did you bring this great god here to test me?

Arwen pulled the trigger. With a sound of "呯——", the bullet grazed the man's thigh, leaving a bloodstain. The trajectory of the bullet was only one centimeter away from the key part.

Ah Wen saw with satisfaction that the man's face turned pale.

In the corner not far away, the wig's face turned blue.

"What kind of person do you think Bai Yasha is?" Awen asked leisurely.

Shit, I didn't expect that this blooming little Zhengtai would really dare to shoot. The man who was startled didn't react for a while, and answered Awen's question in a daze: "Brave and good at fighting, Mega shocks the enemy and us."

"What about the mad gentleman?"

"Strategy and accurate prediction."

"Where's the governor of the ghost army?"

The man's expression changed, it seemed that he had been "taught|taught" by Takasugi: "Skilled in the city, surprise by surprise."

"Oh." Awen nodded to express his understanding. "Let me introduce to you, I am Yoshida Wen, and I am a classmate of Mr. Governor Baiyasha. I am taught by the same teacher, so the things I learned are the same. Do you know what I am best at?" Awen pointed the gun forward Arrived. "What I am best at is how to make a person live in pain without dying. I think you should understand what I mean."

Ah Wen turned his head to the others, his gaze was different from the usual awe-inspiring eyes, at least the wig had never seen such a terrifying gaze from Ah Wen: "Everyone has been a soldier for so long, I don't think I need to sacrifice the military order again. If he enters my shirt team, I will sincerely treat him as a brother rather than a subordinate, but if I see similar disunity again, I don’t mind personally violating military orders and killing everyone in the shirt team!”

Awen paused for a moment, his sharp eyes faded, and returned to their previous softness. "The shirt team in my mind is not a barracks with many rules, not a cage with distinct levels, but a family where everyone can drink and talk together and fight desperately together. I don't mind if you make jokes about your boss, and I don't mind all Your disrespect to me, the only thing I cannot accept is your disunity."

Different from wigs and Takasugi, the barracks have their ranks and rules. The previous anti-barbarian troops were established under a sound military order system to maintain the original order, but Awen is not familiar with the management of the army. She is more familiar with the underworld behavior style.Bloody and cruel, unreasonable, arrogant and rude, but more affectionate and benevolent than any organization.This kind of words "I don't mind killing everyone" and "I don't mind joking, I don't mind disrespect, the only thing I don't accept is disunity" can only be said by Ah Wen.

Leaning in the corner with the wig folded arms, looking at the girl standing in the middle of the crowd, he suddenly felt that he didn't really know her well when he was a self-proclaimed best friend in the village school.Ah Wen is sensible and obedient, and she was the only schoolmaster in the village school back then. In his opinion, such a well-behaved soft girl should obediently stay behind and wait for them to go back. Qingzhi stood beside them again.

She hides too many things in her heart and never tells others.How tall do you think you are when you jack everything up by yourself?Why are his old classmates so uneasy? ! !

The wig is so depressing.

"I don't accept family members who don't agree with each other. If you recognize me as the leader, you can call me 'Boss'. I will protect you from now on. Whoever dares to bully my brother, I will desperately seek justice for him. If anyone does not recognize me as the leader, they can come and go wherever they want."

Ah Wen finished what she had to say, and she only did what she could. As for these people, those who should go can't be kept, and those who shouldn't go will never go.

What a joke, these archers left the original team because of poor treatment, how could they go back and scold them?Arwen's words were aimed at the members of the former Ghost Soldier Team. Most of them were capable and somewhat dissatisfied with being assigned to the shirt team. Group.

Most people are actually curious, leaders who don’t mind jokes and disrespect, and team members who can be unruly. This is unprecedented in the military camp. Some people have the mentality of watching jokes, and some people really have expectations. .

Until the shirt group really became the ruffian guerrillas in the anti-barbarian army, this guerrilla made great achievements, but the most amazing thing is the atmosphere of the whole team.The team members don't understand the rules, no distinction is made between top and bottom, even the leader dares to tease, and the leader who is not upright and crooked, even happily calls the team members brothers and sisters. Of course, these are things that happened a long time later.

At that time, the members of the shirt team remembered what their little leader had said before, and realized that at that time, she had already touched the appearance of the future.

……

Afterwards, Ah Wen took a deep breath tiredly. Being a leader is too tiring, it's really not a human job.She didn't have much experience, and she didn't dare to be cruel, so she could only put on airs and use what she saw in the underworld before, but luckily nothing major happened.She turned her head and saw the wig leaning in the corner looking at her, she raised the corners of her lips, and put away the expression on her face that might worry him.The wig looked at Awen's expression of begging for praise and begging for praise when he ran up to him, and put his hand on the melon seed of Awen's head speechlessly.

Awen: "~(≧ω≦)/~"

"Ah Wen..." The frenzied noble boy wig classmate sighed lightly.This girl was exactly as he had imagined, she was pretending to be handsome and pretending to be handsome. It didn't take long for her to turn her head around and fail. I hope her new brothers don't know the truth about this funny comparison too early.

He is really worried about the future of the shirt group. If these people know that their leader is like this, it will not happen in the future, right?

"~(≧ω≦)/~What's the matter?" Ah Wen rubbed the hand on top of her head with the wig.

The face of the wig turned red all of a sudden.He suddenly found that at this moment, Ah Wen was like a fluffy and soft meat ball rolling around in his palm... What should I do?

"Cough... Ah Wen, don't let your team members see your expression now, or your power today will be in vain..." I really want to hear her call meow~

At the corner ten meters away, Yin Shi, who "passed by" again by chance, turned black immediately.

The author has something to say: The prototype of Lai Dao Wei Zi is the same as Lai Dao Matako, they are both [Lai Dao Mata Bingwei], the governor of the guerrilla army, a member of the Changzhou clan, often cooperates with the surprise army to fight, and the change of the forbidden gate was defeated Then commit suicide.It is set here that Weizi is the elder sister of Youzi.

☆, No.30 Four Lessons: When you meet a ghost, sing Tinker Bell

In the middle of the night, Yin Shi was suddenly awakened by the urge to urinate.He half-opened his lifeless dead fish eyes, scratched his messy curly hair, pushed away his comrade who was not sleeping well, sat up, came out of the bed, looked at the dark woods outside the tent, and suddenly hit a shiver.

He looked back at the snoring in the tent, then looked at the moonlight outside, swallowed a mouthful of spittle, and stepped forward with one foot, suddenly a gust of wind swept by, the dark clouds covered the moon, the only light source, he " Swipe—" He put his foot back into the tent at once.Looking back at the sleeping comrades again, he twitched his lips:

"...Shan, Yamamoto don't sleep, get up quickly..."

Yamamoto, who was named by him, turned over.

"...Zawada...Zawada wake up...accompany me to the toilet..."

Zetian, who was named by him, groaned a few times and continued to snore.

"Fuck!!! Prison Temple, get up quickly..."

A shoe hit Yin Shi on the head.Prisoner who threw the shoe still slept soundly.

"Hehe...hehehehe..." Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the sky outside again. The clouds drifted past and the moon showed his face again. He took a deep breath, walked out of the tent, and trotted towards the woods.On the road, I saw a patrol guard on guard at night. He stopped and grabbed the guard by his collar:

"Come here with me—"

How could he repair that he couldn't hold back any longer! ! !

When the patrolman saw Shiroyasha-sama, his expression was still very excited, and he was about to say something like "You are my idol, can you sign me?", but Yinshi grabbed his collar and dragged him into the grove .The little guard glanced at him from the corner of his eye, and saw Yin Shi put his other hand on his trouser belt, and when he thought of what he said just now, "Come and stay with me", he was horrified.

"No, no, Master White Yasha, you can't do this, the young one is straight, and there is a fiancée in my hometown—"

"What are you talking about?" Yinshi, who was about to lose his temper, glanced at the panicked little guard, and continued to drag him into the woods.While procrastinating, I wondered why this person is so incapable of coming, Yinsang, I was worried that he still struggled in the opposite direction...

"I'm sorry, please spare me, Shiraiyasha-sama, you are so small, you are really straight—" the little patrol guard tried his best to shake off Yinshi's hand that was grabbing his collar, and before Yinshi grabbed him again , Slipped and ran away without a trace.Thanks to this little soldier, Master Yasha's "special hobbies" were spread all over the barracks the next day.Of course, this is something.

Seeing Xiaobing run away, Gintoki's face instantly melted into Junji Ito's.

He looked at the dark woods not far ahead, then at the full moon hanging high in the sky, and swallowed again.Almost unable to hold back, he stomped his feet, and plunged into the woods regardless.

While tremblingly unbuttoning his pants, he looked left and right, and finally finished draining the water, a gust of wind suddenly picked up, and the moon was covered by clouds again.

Yin Shi froze instantly.

The woods are dark and deep, as if something is secretly peeping at the person coming.The fallen leaves were blown up by the wind, and there was a sound of "哗啦哗啦——", and there was a sudden sound of tree branches being trampled not far away.

"ta-ta-ta-"

There are footsteps getting closer.

Yinshi shivered, and he suddenly remembered the ghosts and ghosts and the various ways of death in the stories when everyone sat around and told ghost stories in the village school when he was young.

Jiu Tun boy with flying head, green head, green lamp, jade algae, ghost, bone girl... stripped, decapitated, boned and eaten raw... bloody...

A cold hand touched Yinshi's shoulder from behind...

"Don't come here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Awen stared at Yinshi lying on the ground holding his head like an ostrich, his outstretched hand stayed in mid-air, and he didn't know whether to continue to extend it or retract it.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Ah Wen?"

"I said, Yinsang, what are you doing here?"

"Ha... haha... I, I, I, I was just looking for the entrance to the MU continent..."

Arwen's eyes slipped around Yinshi's untied trouser belt, and his worried expression immediately turned into contempt: "Oh, it turns out that you are solving some 'physiological needs', sorry to bother you to continue Be friends with your right hand."

"Eh? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss These dirty things, I’ll give you three hundred yen and forget about it!!!”

"I know, I know, there's no need to explain anything." Arwen turned around and waved his hands to leave. "Ah~ So Yinsang has reached this age too, don't forget to wash your hands afterward."

"Who taught you these things and you bring me back?!!!" Why is Ah Wen so bad after coming back this time, so bad, so bad?Who is it that brought his girl to ruin? He wants to fight that person desperately! ! ! !

"Help me up quickly and don't go away—Ah Wen Ah