best lover

Feng Shangqing came home from the supermarket, looked at the drunk man on the sofa, and kicked him in disgust.

"Get up, don't fucking spit on me on the sofa, I'll eunuch you later"

Li Blade turned over, belly up, eyes half closed, bangs that were too long on his forehead wet his face, his clothes didn't fit well, the opening of his shirt went all the way to his stomach, his chest was full of spring At first glance, the corners of Li Yantian's mouth are slightly upturned, and he has a cat-like lazy air. This face is extraordinarily warm and temperamental even when he is not talking.

Now that he has such a defenseless appearance, someone else would have jumped on it. Unfortunately, Feng Shangqing is gay, but he is the same as Li Ren, so Feng Shangqing only likes immature and beautiful boys of eighteen or nineteen years old. Of course, except Li Meng

Feng Shangqing kicked Li Ren twice, Li Ren turned over and did not respond, Feng Shangqing sneered, unscrewed a bottle of mineral water he just bought, and poured the bottle down towards Li Ren's face.

"Fuck"

Li Blade was drenched like a drowned chicken, no, it was a drowned cat, and jumped up from the ground as if someone stepped on his tail.

"Feng Shangqing, you murdered me!"

Feng Shangqing looked at him with folded arms: "If you don't want to part with him, go back and don't be an eyesore to me."

Li Ren randomly grabbed the central cloth, wiped his face, tilted his head and pouted his lips: "Who is reluctant, let me tell you, this time unless he comes to beg me personally, otherwise I will not go back. Li Ren will do what he said."

Feng Shangqing rolled his eyes, apparently not believing this.

After Li Yan finished speaking, he didn't hold on for long, and became a soft-footed shrimp again. He leaned on Feng Shangqing and asked, "Did you say that I went too far last time? In fact, it's not that I don't know who A Liang is. He just He is too kind to everyone, treats everyone as a good person, besides, Li Meng's duplicitous behavior is almost perfect, but it's not normal for Liang to be deceived by him."

Feng Shangqing put the can in his hand on the coffee table with a "uang" sound.

"Hey, take it easy, si3 yellow canned food is my favorite, don't smash it and eat me with a mouthful of glass."

Feng Shang's teeth are itchy: It's better to pierce your intestines and rot your belly, you're worthless

Li Blade scratched his ears: "You said that if I go back now by myself, will it be very cheap and embarrassing?"

Feng Shangqing wanted to drink his mineral water again.

"Speaking of which, I seem to have forgotten one thing"

Feng Shangqing opened his mouth and said, "You'd better never remember."

Every time Li Yan said that, it was Feng Shangqing who was unlucky.

"What is it?" Li Blade touched his chin.

Feng Shangqing is familiar with this movement, he usually does this to show that he is about to remember, Feng Shangqing just wants to get away.

"Ah, I remembered." Sure enough, "what's today's date, isn't it April [-]? Fuck, today is Ah Liang's birthday, how the hell did I forget such an important thing? Ah Liang must hate me to death, no, I Gotta buy flowers, buy cakes, buy rings, buy condoms"

The first three can still be understood, what the hell is the last one? Feng Shangqing doesn't want to pour water anymore, he wants to hit Li Yan's head with the can to see if there is cotton wool in it.

Of course Li Blade didn't know that he had just walked through the gate of hell, he was already taking care of his image, he was combing his hair while putting on clothes, and he turned around and shouted: "Hurry up, Shang Qing, we have to buy gifts in a while."

Feng Shangqing gritted his teeth and said, "Don't ask me for such a shameful thing."

"No, I can't drive after drinking, you have to take me there, ah, Feng Shangqing, you are crazy, you actually hit me with a slipper"