The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Lin Jinou: "..."

"Hahahahahaha, God damn it, I don't want anyone's ass."

"Crooked, is it a demon spirit?"

"God Z is getting more and more like an old beast."

"I rely on me, I really want to call the police."

Gu Feizhou found a motorcycle, sat on it, and started to run laps. The first lap was not very poisonous, and the circle was not too far away. In addition, the motorcycle was fast, so he quickly entered the safety zone. lock up.However, after entering the circle, Gu Feizhou did not search the house like ordinary players, but sat on a motorcycle, started the car and started hitting the wall non-stop.

"???"

"Am I ignorant? What kind of operation is this?"

"Is there any expert who can interpret the meaning of God Z's general operation of this wave of neurosis?"

"Network card? Keyboard and mouse are out of order??"

Everyone didn't quite understand what kind of operation the Great God was doing, until after a collision, God Z was thrown out by the strong inertia, and was finally crushed to death by the motorcycle.

The system pops up a killing message:

"qwertZ eliminated qwertZ with vehicles"

Lin Jinou: "..."

Barrage:"……"

Looking at the gray settlement interface, Lin Jinou came back to his senses from the other party's series of snake operations just now, and asked, "Brother, you... what's going on?"

Gu Feizhou said easily: "It's nothing, it's just that there is no pistol or thunder, and I can't mine myself. After thinking about it for a long time, I can only 'suicide' in this way."

"As I said, the game wouldn't be fun without you," he added.

"Ah, ah, I believe in love again!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"So just now Z turned over those two boxes with the purpose of looking for hand. Lei, but he just gave up the supplies in those two boxes if he didn't find it?"

"Isn't it just nine yuan? I paid for you!"

"We can crowdfund the wedding room!"

"When crowdfunding the wedding room, don't forget to call me!!"

"Textbook-like martyrdom!"

Lin Jinou stared at the screen for a long time, and then slowly said: "...then you can stay in the poison circle and wait to be poisoned to death."

Gu Feizhou smiled softly: "This is different, 'suicide' is more sincere. Being poisoned to death is because of my inability, but 'suicide'... Do you know the ancient 'sacrifice for love'?"

Lin Jinou: "..."

In a daze, Gu Feizhou sent him a QQ.

Z: Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else.When I said "sacrifice for love", what I meant was...

Gu Feizhou reluctantly typed three words——

Z: Brotherhood.

Opposite is his boyfriend, but he can only pretend to be a socialist brotherhood.

Lin Jinou breathed a sigh of relief again.

oh: No misunderstanding, I know you don't mean that.

Z: Then continue playing?

oh: good.

Anyway, the other party just "suicide" for himself, Lin Jinou always feels sorry for not accompanying him.

Between the two games, Gu Feizhou turned off the Mai in the game and live broadcast room and got up to pour water for himself. As soon as he walked to the water dispenser, he met Cheng Mu's scrutinizing eyes.

Gu Feizhou: "?"

Cheng Mu couldn't bear to look straight at him and asked, "Fei Zhou, how can you behave like this?"

Gu Feizhou looked confused: "What's wrong with me?"

"I just said that you are now in the period of passionate love, why are you willing to run back to Xinghe? It is because you are far away from your children, so it is convenient for you to chat with little birds on the Internet behind your back," Cheng Mu scolded, "You are not afraid that one day you will overturn the car."

Gu Feizhou said calmly: "You said that I was carrying the children behind my back, don't you believe me when I do things? I will definitely not overturn."

"..." Cheng Mu choked for a moment, with a helpless and angry expression, "Is this the point? The point is that you cheated, okay? At least it's a mental cheating!"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

To be reasonable, if he didn't know that LittleBird and the little friend are the same person, he must be mentally derailed, but then again, if he didn't know about this, he wouldn't say that to Little Bird in the game talk.

Cheng Mu continued to speak with his hips on his hips: "Your kid is quite cute, I said why are you...why are you looking at me like that?!"

Gu Feizhou glanced at the other party coolly: "My little friend is cute, what does it have to do with you?"

Cheng Mu was almost pissed off, couldn't help but raised his hand and patted his forehead, thinking that it had nothing to do with him because the kids were cute, and the reason why he knew about it was entirely because his roommate, who was a great god, had been there a while ago Occasionally chatting with children on video, so I saw each other's face.

He sighed: "Great God, can your brain circuit be slightly adjusted back to the range of normal people's thinking?"

Gu Feizhou raised his eyebrows and gave the other party a hint of "you say".

At this moment, the theater in Cheng Mu's mind has already been staged, and there is no way to stop it.Filled with righteous indignation, he asked the Great God: "Tell me, is it because after your boyfriend's college entrance examination, you couldn't help throwing him down, and then men, after trying something new, you got a little bored, and then you wanted to find someone else?" Find fresher ones for excitement."

In fact, Gu Feizhou was about to be laughed out of anger, and he explained that it was the kid who wanted to throw him down, but he just couldn't succeed.It was because he was afraid of the children's over-enthusiasm that he hid in Xinghe.

But Cheng Mu continued: "Then you found Little Bird again. After all, before you met the kid, you cared about his affairs the most, so you still have no attachment to him, never forgetting him, and want to rekindle the old relationship. But because the kids would keep staring at you when you were in Mexico City, so you took this opportunity to come back, and really started teasing Brother Xiaoniao crazily in the game."

"..." Gu Feizhou was simply amazed, he really didn't know that his roommate's brain circuit was amazing, he was a logical genius.

He said to Cheng Mu tiredly, "Okay, shut up, I'm going to play games."

Then he turned and went back to the computer desk.

Cheng Mu: "..."

This time, the two jumped to a military base, which is famous for its concentration of firepower. God Z, as a magical and beautiful man with a black face effect, naturally has nothing to do after landing, but fortunately, there are few European kings in the world, so even after landing, he didn't pick up a gun, but the boxing champion in the landing It was true, he knocked the two of them to the ground with his bare hands, and when Lin Jinou came over, he shot each of them to death——

Logically speaking, the bullets after landing are extremely precious. A person who can be solved with a fist and a pan will never waste a bullet, except for Brother Xiaoniao. After all, he may just squat on any lawn, and it is a suitable bullet.

The system immediately popped up two kill messages:

"LittleBird knocked out SS686 with S2020"

"LittleBird eliminated MengHank with S686"

Gu Feizhou applauded on the spot: "Awesome!"

"Hahahahahaha, God Z looks so much like when my boyfriend takes me to play games, the last little blood of the boss is left for me to fight."

"This round of 'awesome' is really too pampering woo woo woo."

"What a cute conversation~~"

Lin Jinou: "..."

The praise was so embarrassing, so the fans in the two live broadcast rooms saw Brother Xiaoniao put down an AKM at God Z's feet, and then ran away silently.

Gu Feizhou watched the black-clothed figure with the teammate number "2" on his head jump out of the container, and couldn't help chuckling twice.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"That's right, that's right, I also think Brother Xiaoniao here is too shy."

"yoyoyoyoyo~~brother is shy!"

"My cub's strength is cute, I want to..."

"Upstairs, shut up! No, you don't want to!!"

"Ooooh, it's so cute, who can bear it!"

When they walked out of the airport, Gu Feizhou had already collected five heads, while Lin Jinou had only three, including the two heads of his brother that he snatched at the beginning. When the two drove their motorcycles to the next circle, Lin Jinou was still I couldn't help expressing my admiration for God Z.

"Brother, you are really awesome," the eldest young master boasted, "It's only the first circle, and you already have five kills, plus two openings, that's seven."

Gu Feizhou laughed faintly twice, and said: "Actually, I didn't have so many heads when I was accepting heads... I said before, I mean before I met you."

Lin Jinou blinked: "...so?"

"So, you are my lucky star." The corners of Gu Feizhou's mouth curled up wider and wider, "I think the equipment you gave me has your BUFF added. So I am used to it, and I don't want it without you." Playing games."

"..." Lin Jinou twitched the corners of his mouth that were a little stiff, "But, you used to be very good at playing games, and you used to win a lot of kills in one round!"

The two parked the car in front of a circle of houses, and Gu Feizhou and Lin Jinou got into a house alone to search the house in a tacit understanding. Gu Feizhou searched the house very quickly, and even turning the camera, the fans in the live broadcast room almost fainted But his thinking was very clear, and it didn't affect his chatting with Lin Jinou.

"How did you know I could take a lot of kills in a round before?" he asked.

Lin Jinou said without hesitation: "It was recorded in your previous live broadcast."

The two had discussed this question on QQ before, and Gu Feizhou deliberately asked it again in front of millions of fans.

"Then how do you remember it so clearly?" Gu Feizhou asked in a deep voice.

Before Lin Jinou could answer, the fans cheered in unison:

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, of course it's because this is the screen recording of your God Z!"

"Don't ask, it's because of love."

"Brother Xiaoniao: I remember everything about my brother clearly."

However, it is clear that the brain circuits of Brother Xiaoniao and the fans are not on the same frequency band. He remembered that his boyfriend also praised him for his good memory, and the corners of his mouth immediately couldn't help but crazily rise. : "Yes, you are not the only one who told me that I have a good memory. Didn't I take the college entrance examination a while ago? That person made me memorize at least five ancient poems and essays every day, and more than 200 English words and phrases. I recited it in the morning."

Fans were stunned:

"????"

"What? Brother Xiaoniao, do you have the memory bread given to you by the fat blue paper?"

"The scumbag left tears of distress, but if my memory is better, I won't fail English every time T_T"

"Two hundred words... I can recite them for a week."

"Brother Xiaoniao, are you an immortal?"

"For this memory, participating in the strongest brain is the rhythm of winning the championship every minute?"

Gu Feizhou listened to the child's excited introduction of himself, and a conniving smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, knowingly asked: "So powerful? Who is so strict."

my boyfriend!

The young master said happily, but he never liked to reveal his three-dimensional life and feelings on the two-dimensional platform, so he just said vaguely: "A very important friend."

The kind that will last forever, he added silently in his heart.

As soon as Brother Xiaoniao said this, everyone turned from admiring him for having a super brain to focusing on his personal emotional issues.Fans are sensitive and suspicious, especially when it comes to emotional issues, they are as precise as a radar.

"What important friend?? How important? Is it important to have God Z?"

"Ah, ah, don't, don't tell me it's your boyfriend or something!"

"I'm suddenly a little scared now..."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

Gu Feizhou just asked calmly: "Friend? How important is a friend?"

"Well," Lin Jinou thought for a while, and felt that it would be better not to come out on the Internet, after all, they are some netizens who don't know each other, so there is no need to confess their sexuality and relationship problems-although it seems that the fans in the two live broadcast rooms all agree He's bent into a tire, and of course he is.

He pondered for a while, then said, "He... is the veteran cadre who guided me along my life path."

"..."

When Gu Feizhou heard the word "veteran cadre", he almost laughed angrily.

All right, old cadres are old cadres.

Little bastard, in front of so many people, he didn't know how to give him a sense of presence in the main palace.

God Z laughed angrily, and the fans in the live broadcast room, especially the CP fans, laughed sincerely:

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, I was scared to death, I thought it was my cub's boyfriend."

"An instant sigh of relief."

"Relieved +1, it turned out to be an old man."

Lin Jinou has already searched this house. He has a habit of closing the door casually when searching for a house, so that he can create a sense of sight that no one has searched for this house. People often enter by mistake and are caught. He was eliminated.

It was the same this time, just as he was about to go down the stairs, he saw a player had already entered the house, so he crouched sinisterly at the corner of the stairs on the second floor, waiting for the opponent to show up, and then shot and killed him.

"LittleBird eliminated **_duan with SCARL"

666 in a row of barrage:

"Great!"

"Hahahaha, am I the only one who focuses on that player's ID? **short?"

"Pfft, don't say it if it's short!"

"This game tells us that the shortest man is not worthy to live in the world【狗头】"

"Am I the only one who thinks it's broken?"

"Hahahahahahaha, sisters are talented!!"

The two cleared up the matter, and when they met, Lin Jinou said: "Brother, at the same time as us, you search three times as many houses as I do, so fast!"

Gu Feizhou remembered what children often said, so he took it out and asked, "How can a man speak fast?" Then he added, "I'm actually quite slow in certain things."

Lin Jinou: "..."

Why does this sound so familiar?

The eldest young master frantically recalled in his mind, and suddenly remembered that his boyfriend said that he was "slow", and always used the two of them in manual transmission to make him feel sore.

Lin Jinou couldn't help but blushed again. He was glad that he didn't have the habit of turning on the camera, otherwise, if fans saw it, he would be really embarrassed.

He coughed lightly, trying to calm himself down in this way, and deliberately changed the subject: "Let's divide up the supplies."

Then, Gu Feizhou saw the child take out two bottles of Red Bull, three painkillers, some bullets, quick expansion clips, a six-fold mirror, and a muzzle compensator from his backpack.

"With these, AKM will be much easier to use, oh yes..." Lin Jinou said, "This 98K is also for you, and I have already found all the accessories."

As he said that, he began to throw the silencer and the [-]x mirror out again.

Gu Feizhou: "..."

So what if he searched houses three times faster than the kid?

He couldn't find anything decent.

Lin Jinou waited for Gu Feizhou to pick up things, while Gu Feizhou was forced to doubt his life, so he didn't feel like talking for the time being.

The two stood awkwardly and silently, Xiaoniao brother was a little confused, after all, he was used to being a mobile material supply station for Z, so he didn't really understand the subtlety of the atmosphere at the moment, but the fans in the live broadcast room understood, So when I saw this scene, I was immediately happy:

"Hahahaha, the African God Z began to doubt life."

"God Z: House search of someone else's house."

Gu Feizhou put the medicine and AKM accessories into his bag, and instead of picking up 98K, he asked, "What about you? Then you only have one gun?"

Lin Jinou didn't care at all, and said, "It's okay, this is only the second lap, I think I might hit a wave of airdrops in the next lap."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Well, if he, an African, has such a European boyfriend, God treats him kindly.

He picked up the 98K and accessories, and said: "We have to leave quickly, the motorcycle we came has been taken away by someone else. But I saw a jeep when I searched the house, I went to drive it , just stand here and don't move."

As he said that, he turned and ran away.

After about 20 seconds, Lin Jinou heard a horn honking behind him, turned around and saw a jeep with an iron roof.

However, at this moment, some keyboards on Gu Feizhou's computer suddenly failed. Even though he frantically pressed the space bar, the car kept rushing forward. Fortunately, Gu Feizhou and Lin Jinou reacted quickly, and the former frantically pressed A Press the key to control the car to go to the side, and the latter ran to the side quickly, so as not to cause accidental injury to teammates.

However, Gu Feizhou was driving a little too fast, giving Lin Jinou very little time to react. Even though he was "exempt from death", he was also "unavoidable to live".

The side of the front of the car brushed against his butt. Although Lin Jinou was not "dead", some blood was lost.

At the same time, Gu Feizhou's space bar finally worked, he parked the car on the side of the road, jumped out of the car and asked Lin Jinou to drive.

"My keyboard is a little out of order," Gu Feizhou explained, "This time it's you who will do it."

Lin Jinou nodded, but he was not in a hurry to drive. Instead, he leaned against the side of the car and packed a medicine bag for himself. While the medicine was taking effect, he said with lingering fear: "Brother, you scared me to death just now. Your speed It was so fast, it hit my ass."

Gu Feizhou took off his frying pan, put it on the ground, and said softly, "Take it."

Lin Jinou: "?"

God Z smiled maliciously, and said in a deep voice, "Protect your ass, no one can hit your ass except me."

The author has something to say: Brother Xiaoniao:? ?

Really call the police.

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