The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

"Emmmm... I'm the only one who thinks God Z is angry?"

"There is so much meaning in that 'tsk'."

"It's not enough to be angry, but I must be jealous 2333"

"Hahahaha, God Z who is jealous is so cute."

"God Z: I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well."

"Brother Xiaoniao, you are done!"

The young master was caught off guard, and jumped down in a hurry, and then miao77 also jumped, and number four immediately became anxious, and he said, "No, why are young people so angry, why do you jump off the airport if you disagree with me?" Hello!"

"It's not because of anger, it's because of love."

"Number Four: It's a movie for four people, but I can't have a name."

"I feel sorry for number four hahahaha."

"I didn't expect that when I watched a live broadcast, I could see the cliché story that he loves him, and he loves him but has to be with him in order to make a living."

Although No. [-] is afraid of the airport, he is even more afraid of being alone. In the game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, the consequences of being alone are unimaginable, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and jump down. It was emptied, perfectly interpreting what is a box that falls into the ground.

The fans immediately laughed: "I thought No. [-] was just being modest when he said that he wasn't very good at playing, but I didn't expect it to be from the bottom of his heart hahahaha."

The airport is a popular place for shooting guns. As soon as Gu Feizhou landed, he heard gunshots all around him. He picked up a gun on the container and shot two people down. When he turned around, he saw Lin Jinou standing beside him. in front of.

"Brother, I have a 98k here, what do you want?" Young Master Ouhuang asked.

The barrage is still sour:

"The True European Emperor has always landed at 98k."

"Every time I watch Brother Xiaoniao's live broadcast, I sigh, 'We are not playing the same game'."

"Damn, I'm used to it."

"Don't say anything, take a breath of European energy first!"

"I'll be the one who is a second-level computer programmer in C language."

"What is C language, let's learn about object-oriented C++."

"I'm stupid, I can still see C++ when I watch a live broadcast, the housekeeper cleared this person out, it affects my mood too much!!"

"The little bird's cry 'Brother' is really nice."

"Well," after Gu Feizhou picked up the gun, before he had time to say or do anything, the voice of No. 77 miao[-] came from the earphone, and he shouted: "I'm your boss, why don't you give me the gun? "

Gu Feizhou backhanded up the 98k and fired a round of bullets at miao77's feet, and said coldly, "You are his boss, but I am his brother."

After Gu Feizhou finished speaking, he continued to harvest heads with a gun in his hand.

miao77 looked at Gu Feizhou's back, and asked Lin Jinou in a very mysterious and confident tone: "Anchor, tell him loudly, is the boss or brother more important?"

The other party's tone was not annoying, and even a little funny, Lin Jinou couldn't help laughing: "Boss, is this your first time to my live broadcast room?"

miao77 nodded very frankly: "Yeah, I clicked in by accident just now, and I felt that your voice was particularly poking at me, so I decided not to leave."

"I used to be the boss of other anchors, right?" Lin Jinou said, "So you may not know me very well. You are the first boss of my live broadcast room."

Hearing this, miao77 became more confident: "Then you still—"

"But the boss will have a second and third one," Lin Jinou interrupted him, "but my brother, there is only one. The so-called 'boss with flowing water, brother with iron' is talking about me, understand!"

"Our relationship is purely about money," the young master finally concluded.

Upon hearing this, miao77 blurted out: "Could it be that you two are in a physical relationship?"

Gu Feizhou heard that the 98k shook in his hand and missed the bullet. The bullet passed by the opponent's shoulder and only lost a little blood. He reacted very quickly, quickly adjusted his mentality and the muzzle of the gun, and opened the mirror and shot the opponent. head of.

"Perhaps, maybe it can develop into that kind of relationship," Gu Feizhou said with his gun closed.

Lin Jinou: "..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Holy shit, shit, shit, my fan cp is so sugary!!"

"I'm going to record this episode!!"

"Mom is going to cry T_T"

Lin Jinou cleared his throat and said, "Brother actually..."

He didn't know what he wanted to explain, but he raised his head and saw the door of his room, and when he thought about the teacher Gu sitting across from that door, he felt that what his brother said made him feel kind Feeling restless, as if he was afraid that Mr. Gu would hear what his brother said.

"Hush," Gu Feizhou was listening to the footsteps, and said softly, "Don't talk."

Gu Feizhou stood guard at the stairs and listened to the footsteps, and when the people downstairs appeared, he shot them one by one, killing a full team very neatly.

666 in a row of barrage:

"Watching God Z shoot is a kind of enjoyment."

"The team that was wiped out probably had a beeping dog in their hearts."

"Why do they want four people to search the same house together?"

"It's probably because of fear. I feel that there are many people and strength. Who knows that I have met God Z."

"Just say 'Awesome' and it's over!"

"Niubility!!"

Lin Jinou looked at the killing information that popped up on the screen, and said sincerely: "You are awesome, brother."

"Let's go," Gu Feizhou said, "It's time to shrink the circle."

Lin Jinou looked at the range of his eyes, and sighed weakly: "Why are you going to run away with poison?"

Gu Feizhou's mouth moved, but he didn't make a sound.

"Hahahahaha, Brother Xiaoniao's European energy is almost being absorbed by God Z!"

"You don't know who is in your team2333"

"God Z directly ignored this sentence hahahahaha"

"The helplessness from the Emperor of Europe."

The airport has been cleaned up, Lin Jinou turned around, a little suspicious of life: "I went, didn't see a car?"

"..." Gu Feizhou shut his mouth silently again, he glanced at the barrage, and saw that fans were saying that it was too wrong to follow him, so that he didn't even have a means of transportation.

"There will probably be a toll charged on the bridge," Gu Feizhou said again, "Swim across?"

"I can't swim," miao77 said, "What if I drown?"

"..." Lin Jinou had already run behind Gu Feizhou, and he said while running, "Boss, in this game, no one can swim."

"But I really don't know how to swim. Every time I play this game, I take a dry road, unless someone drives a boat," miao77 said, "I still want to eat chicken."

The barrage is just about to die of joy:

"Hahahahaha, this miao77 is so funny."

“It’s the first time I heard someone worrying about being drowned in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds 2333”

"What a stupid boss hahahaha"

The three of them had already arrived at the beach, and miao77 asked again: "Anchor, if your brother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?"

Gu Feizhou was speechless, and jumped into the water with a plop.

Lin Jinou also had a WTF expression on his face, and asked helplessly, "Boss, it's just a game, don't be so dramatic, okay?"

miao77: "But——"

"Come on," Lin Jinou interrupted him, "Then you have to parachute from the plane at the beginning of the game. Do you know how to parachute?"

"Yes," miao77 said, "I even got the certificate. Don't you?"

"..." Lin Jinou was completely defeated by him. Looking at God Z who was swimming farther and farther away, he felt a little anxious, and he said again, "Boss, let me tell you the answer now."

He turned his head and jumped into the water. While swimming, he turned on the mic passionately: "Boss, what did my brother do wrong and you want to curse him for falling into the water?"

Hearing this, Gu Feizhou couldn't hold back his smile again.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I will give you full marks for the little bird's answer this time."

"Brother Xiaoniao: Don't curse my brother!"

The young master couldn't stop at all, and continued: "He killed so many people and took so many heads for our team, don't you have any heart?!"

Miao77 was so scared that he fell into the water directly, and then exclaimed: "Damn, I can not only swim, but also dive?!"

The corner of Lin Jinou's mouth twitched fiercely: "Boss, are you a graduate of the Central Drama Academy?"

P city.

After Lin Jinou searched a house, he had already collected a fully equipped M4. He was overjoyed, and immediately turned on the microphone: "I have an M4 here, fully equipped, come quickly."

Ten seconds later, God Z and miao77 appeared at the door at the same time.

Lin Jinou was a little confused, blinked: "Boss—"

Gu Feizhou frowned, but Boss No. [-] was already on the microphone very frightened: "Haha, I really want to offer something good to your boss, right?"

"What are you doing here?" Lin Jinou completed the words.

"??" miao77 looked confused, "What?"

The young master turned on the microphone as it should be: "I'll give my brother the M4, why are you here to join in the fun?"

Gu Feizhou was very happy, showing a mysterious smile across the screen, and he walked towards Lin Jinou as a victor.

The boss of miao77 was very hurt in his heart, and asked: "You have already given him a 98k, why did you give him an M4?"

Lin Jinou raised his eyebrows, and asked back: "Why do you have no points in your heart? Look at your 0 kills, and then think about the number of kills my brother has received. Don't you think that if you are given a full M4, Will M4 be sad?"

miao77: "?"

Lin Jinou said word by word: "There is no use for it."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Although it's funny, what Brother Xiaoniao said is very reasonable. M4 still has to play an important role in the hands of people who really know how to play it."

"I have a deep understanding. Last time in our team, one person said that he wanted to bring a girl, and gave her good things the whole way. Finally, an AWM was airdropped. The girl clamored to play, but emmmmm, she died soon. , AWM was also licked away by others, it just beeped the dog."

miao77 asked aggrievedly: "Then why don't you tell someone to come to you to get the gun?"

Lin Jinou said innocently: "Sorry, I'm used to double rows, I thought it was just me and my brother."

miao77: "..."

"Hahahahahahaha, ask the boss's psychological shadow area."

"Order "Always Quiet" for the boss of miao77."

"Sing with me, it's obviously a movie of three people, but I still can't have a name."

Gu Feizhou picked up the M4, smiled and said to Lin Jinou: "Hey, I'll take you to eat chicken in this round."

Lin Jinou also smiled: "Thank you bro."

miao77: "?"

The boss couldn't stand it anymore, and asked, "You gave him the gun, why do you still have to thank him?"

"In this game, the strong is king, my brother can take me to eat chicken and fly me, why don't I thank him," Lin Jinou spread his hands.

"..." The boss of miao77 didn't understand the anchor's brain circuit very well, and couldn't help asking, "What is the relationship between you two? How do you feel gay in gay?"

The bullet screens all left messages: "Boss, you finally woke up!"

"..." Lin Jinou didn't bother to talk to miao77, and said to Gu Feizhou, "Brother, I still have some Red Bull and first aid kits here, how many can I give you?"

Gu Feizhou let out a lazy "hmm", squatted down to pick up the things, and when he stood up again, he didn't know whether it was the computer, the speed of the network, or the game itself was stuck. Anyway, he saw God Z squatting on the screen. There, head held up, was aimed right at LittleBird's... crotch.

Gu Feizhou was manipulating the keyboard and mouse, and wanted to get up, but he clicked one by one, and finally left a little bit, and the next second, his head landed precisely on LittleBird's crotch.

Moving back and forth like this, the effect is very contrary to the core socialist values.

The boss of miao77 was shocked: "What are you doing? In broad daylight, in front of so many fans, live broadcast biting?"

Lin Jinou: "..."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

It's not just the boss of Miao who is wrong, but also the tens of thousands of fans in the live broadcast room.

"God Z, what are you doing!"

"Call the police!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!!"

"I'm going to play this back and forth [-] times!"

"Our little bird brother is still a child!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Gu Feizhou tried back and forth several times, and finally stood up successfully, he explained: "Just now I got stuck."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures."

"Anyway, rounding it up, you are the bridal chamber!"

Lin Jinou said "It's okay", turned around and left.

"Hurry up, I'm going to shrink the circle again," he added, feeling a little guilty for some reason.

After going downstairs, I found two motorcycles behind the opposite house, both of which could seat up to two people.

Gu Feizhou chose one of them and sat on it, Lin Jinou sat behind his brother very consciously, miao77 looked at the two of them who were glued together, and said, "Sorry, I might interrupt your tandem motorcycle tour, I don't know how to drive. "

Lin Jinou was still immersed in the other party's very silly "I can't swim", and couldn't help laughing: "Boss, it really doesn't matter whether you can drive in the game or in the real world."

"No, what I mean is," miao77 said, "I have a disabled hand, I can't drive, and my car always rolls over."

"Impossible?" Lin Jinou asked suspiciously.

"I really don't want to beat mandarin ducks," miao77 said with difficulty, "but I really don't know how to drive."

"Hahahahaha, it seems that the boss has also started to recognize the CP of God Z x Xiaoniao brother."

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh, we have another member in our CP army."

"I knew it, I knocked cpszd!!"

Because this sentence was too straightforward, Lin Jinou and Gu Feizhou kept silent and kept their original posture sitting on the motorcycle. Miao77 thought that the other party didn't trust him, and then sighed resignedly, "Okay, If you don't believe me, take a look."

In the next less than 1 minute, the boss of miao77 performed a live car accident.

Under the operation of the boss, the motorcycle first staggered onto the main road as if drunk, then swayed uncontrollably from side to side, and finally crashed into the mound beside it like crazy. But it's not over yet--

The game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is very realistic. Although the motorcycle was blocked by the mound and stopped, the boss himself fell off the motorcycle due to the strong inertia. After hitting the mound, he was directly bounced back to the side of the road .

A dramatic scene happened. At this time, Gu Feizhou and Lin Jinou, who came to see the situation, passed by on their motorcycles, directly crushing the boss on the ground and speeding past.

The system flashed a sad kill prompt:

qwertZ eliminated miao77 with a vehicle.

Lin Jinou: "..."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

The boss's accusation was heart-rending, and it resounded through the two live broadcast rooms: "You guys, you guys, definitely did it on purpose. You just want to get rid of me and live together, right?!"

The author has something to say: miao77: I want to kill you couple!

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