The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Although Ray’s Weibo post did not specify who did what to make him feel this way, but the picture he attached was the gray game interface when he was eating chicken ass in the game with Lin Jinou last night, and the gray picture was frozen at “ Good luck next time."

Most importantly, his fans "popular science" in the comment area:

"Yesterday, when Ruishen was live broadcasting the double row, he encountered a hang-up, and the hang-up now is too arrogant!"

"It was also unlucky for him to meet a god-level professional player like Ray, otherwise he would have fooled him hahaha."

"I'm awesome, brother Rui, with 100 years of professional experience and 666 years."

"That's why I don't play games and only watch live broadcasts now, too many hang ups."

"I watched the live broadcast yesterday. The hanger is also an anchor of the live broadcast platform, called Little Bird."

"I've followed this anchor before, and I liked him before, but I didn't expect him to be a hooker, and I don't need to explain why his fans turned black."

"Turn on Sima."

"Sisters, I found the anchor's Weibo @小鸟今日不欧"

When Lin Jinou saw this, he was taken aback: Are these netizens the reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes?He even forgot what his Weibo ID was called.

But it was picked up by these people!

Lin Jinou looked at the comments one by one, and found that there were still people who brought the topic #LittleBirdOpen Hanging# in the comments——

He originally wanted to see what the netizens had to say about this topic, but now this comment has fulfilled his wish and saved him from quitting to search for trending searches.

He entered this hot search topic and scrolled down——

Oh, there are still a lot of Weibo.

It seems that these people have very little homework, so he randomly locked his eyes on a Weibo:

That anchor called LitterBird must be on the hook, otherwise how could I see Ray? Ray is wearing an auspicious suit! #LittleBirdOpen Hang#

The point is, there are actually a lot of people below who echoed with sincerity in the comments:

"That's right, I can't see it anyway."

"This LittleBird's eyes are open [/smile]"

"I used to rely on the auspicious service to earn money."

"It's not that you can't really find it if you wear auspicious clothes, but the key is that where God Ray is lying on his stomach, the grass is the same color as his clothes. You said that if he is lying next to the weeds that are about to wither, who It’s fine for the anchor to see it.”

Lin Jinou's eyes were fixed on this Weibo and the comments below, and he almost laughed out of anger.

In the early morning, it's hard to dance for the mentally retarded.If you make empty promises, you will win a lot.

He felt that it was necessary for him to post a Weibo.

Uh... What's the Weibo password?

He bitterly reset the password through his mobile phone number before finally logging in.

As soon as I logged in, the phone's notification tone rang non-stop.

Private mailboxes are going to explode.

Lin Jinou was not surprised at all, after all, this is the style of Chinese netizens.He randomly clicked into a few private messages and glanced at them, and those unsightly words made him frown frequently:

These netizens spoke out, starting with him, and then rising to his family members.From mother to grandma, from aunt to aunt, from sister to sister, no one was spared.

Sure enough, the style of swearing by Chinese people is centered on your mother and the length of your female relatives as the radius, starting with "kind greetings".

Lin Jinou didn't expect that one day he would encounter something similar to cyber violence.

"If you want to commit a crime, there is no reason to worry about it" is nothing more than that.

His slender fingers pressed on the phone keyboard, and in less than half a minute, there was a freshly released Weibo on his homepage:

@小鸟 is not European at all today:

It's so early in the morning, all of you who are mentally retarded can't wait to give your father a joke, good son :)

In fact, he doesn't like expressing any opinions or opinions on the Internet, and he even sneers at those keyboard warriors. He would rather have an offline solo than an online battle. He always feels like hiding behind the Internet and making comparisons. Cowardly.

Keyboard Man is only worthy of looking for presence on the Internet, and he must be a purebred loser in real life.

Only when the three-dimensional life is very difficult, do you want to feel a sense of existence in the virtual online world.

Poor and hateful.

If this were normal, Lin Jinou would definitely not say anything. After all, when the network cable is unplugged, who will know who?Could it be possible to do a fight along the network cable?

But this time, he didn't plan to get used to those losers anymore, he thought it would be nice to have a fight online.Who made him feel bad these days?

People who are in a bad mood are just so capricious.

Running away after being angry is very in line with Lin Jinou's personality. After posting on Weibo and pretending to be aggressive, he immediately disappeared, shutting out all the verbal criticisms of him from netizens.

Brother Xiaoniao has deep merit and fame.

He decided to get up and wash up first.

Lin Jinou's room is the second bedroom, without a private bathroom, and if he wants to wash up, he can only go to the bathroom outside.Unexpectedly, as soon as the door opened, Ms. Lin Ranxia would stare at her.

Lin Jinou blinked. In fact, he and Lin Ranxia didn't have any intimate behaviors. The two lived together. It would be more accurate to say they were roommates rather than mother and son.

It's just that his roommate didn't take care of him as meticulously as Lin Ranxia.

After a while, the two spoke almost simultaneously:

"Why are you still at home?"

If this was normal, Lin Jinou would have gone to school by bicycle, and Lin Ranxia had already set off for the company.

Without waiting for Lin Jinou to make a cover for himself, Lin Ranxia has already said: "Xiaoou, mom is going on a business trip abroad these few days, and I will ask my assistant to contact the part-time worker later."

In short, she will not starve her precious son.

Lin Jinou nodded, and was about to continue walking to the bathroom, when he passed by Lin Ranxia, ​​he suddenly said, "Assistant? Is it Assistant Zhou?"

Lin Ranxia was obviously taken aback, her face revealing confusion: "What?"

Assistant Zhou?

Lin Jinou closed his eyes, his long eyelashes covered his rapidly turning eyes, and soon he raised his head and shook his head: "It's nothing, I remember wrong."

After leaving home, Lin Jinou rode directly to school, but he didn't expect Baldy Zhang to be waiting for him in class.

Snapped--

As soon as Lin Jinou sat down, Baldy Zhang slammed down a test paper on his desk.

It was his math test paper for this monthly exam, and the bright red score of 56 on the paper was unusually eye-catching.

——Half a month had passed since the last monthly exam. He didn't know what Zhang Tu was thinking, but he still used his monthly exam results as an example. The next exam was only a few days away.

The math test paper, with a full score of 150, is less than 38 points when converted into a hundred points system.

"The test is so bad, why don't you take tuition?" Zhang Dabald shouted.

Lin Jinou slowly took out a stack of papers from his schoolbag, opened the seat calmly, and sat in it again, then looked up at Zhang Tu and raised his eyebrows: "I thought, you You are here to ask me for a statement of self-criticism."

Zhang Dabald's cloudy eyes froze for a moment, he really forgot about the self-criticism.After holding back for a while, he said, "You, what about your self-criticism? Ten thousand words, not a single word is missing."

Lin Jinou let out a sneer, he moved the chair some distance away from the desk, put his long legs on the desk, and said casually: "Didn't you say you wanted [-] words on the phone yesterday?" ?"

Zhang Tu was taken aback again, his mind spinning rapidly, and there were three consecutive question marks:

Did I say [-] words yesterday?

What else did I say besides this?

Why can't I remember anything?

Lin Jinou asked with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, do you suffer from insomnia and dreamy night sweats?"

A black question mark on Zhang Tu's face.

Lin Jinou shrugged, turned the pen carelessly, and said lazily: "So forgetful, is it because of menopause?"

Lin Jinou got up late today and missed the school's morning self-study. There was a gap of 10 minutes between the morning self-study and the first class.

The Middle School Attached to Mocheng University of Science and Technology is a provincial key middle school with a good learning atmosphere and students are generally very motivated to learn. At this moment, most of the students in the class are reading in their seats.

Lin Jinou didn't deliberately lower his voice, at least he could hear clearly in the first three rows——

There was no one behind him, just a trash can.This is the "respect" given to him by Zhang Dabald.

When Lin Jinou said this, the students around couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Tu felt ashamed, his whole face was dark and rosy, his hairline could hardly be seen, his forehead was black and red, and he became angry from embarrassment: "Don't be poor with me, where is the review letter?"

Lin Jinou quickly asked and answered quickly: "I didn't write it down."

What a fart, he was in a bad mood yesterday... his head hurts.

Zhang Tu was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood by his quick questions and quick answers without any psychological burden. He was stunned for a while, and then brought the topic back to the cram school.

"Your grades are so poor, if you don't enroll in cram school, are you planning to pass the college entrance examination next year?"

"It's easy to say," Lin Jinou twitched the corners of his mouth, and said in a very embarrassing manner, "If you fail the exam, you will fail the exam. Go back and inherit the family property! What a big deal."

The students around me almost collapsed with laughter.

Zhang Tu: "..."

The laughter around him made the corners of his eyes twitch uncontrollably.

Zhang Tu hated the rich, even to the point of hating them. He felt that these people were unlearned and incompetent, so why would they occupy most of the resources of the entire society.

This made him unbalanced, very unbalanced.

He will never forget the scene where his wife took the divorce papers and turned to sit in another man's Maybach.

However, on the first day Lin Jinou transferred to another school, his family sent him in a Maybach.

Later, Zhang Tu found out that his transfer student was the prince of the Wuxia Group, and he was an out-and-out rich second generation.

Anyway, from the first day Lin Jinou transferred to another school, Zhang Tu had a mysterious hostility towards him, and he was always on the line with Lin Jinou's small problems, picking on the bones.

Later, a "big problem" was finally caught - Lin Jinou almost beat three boys from the school to the hospital at the side entrance of the school.

On the Monday of the second week after transferring to another school, Lin Jinou was arrested by Zhang Tu and forced to conduct a deep self-criticism in front of all the teachers and students of the school after raising the national flag.

From then on, the two fell out completely.

Moreover, starting from this incident, it opened the era when Lin Jinou took a half-day tour under the national flag almost every week, so that some melon eaters who didn't know the truth really thought that Lin Jinou was so heinous, otherwise why would he be caught again and again? .

Lin Jinou somehow became a school bully.

Logically speaking, no one would dare to provoke a school bully, but Lin Jinou's face is really good-looking if he can't stand it. Every time he comes out from under the national flag, there are always some little girls who are "not afraid of death" blushing to him Send a love letter.

Lin Jinou expressed that he was very puzzled.

Later, it was Xiao Ke who woke him up.

Adolescent girls still like that kind of naughty and handsome boys.

"The point is handsome," Lin Jinou touched his face and sighed.

To this, Xiao Ke responded with a sonorous "shameless" and a straight middle finger.

**

Senior Secondary Mathematics Group Office.

Lin Jinou sat in front of the table opposite Zhang Tu, on which were spread out several sheets of A4-sized grid paper.

"You and I are writing now!" Bald Zhang slammed his pen down on the table.

Just now, Lin Jinou's few words in the classroom left him speechless, very embarrassing.

Zhang Tu felt that Lin Jinou could not be allowed to stay in the classroom anymore, otherwise he would really lose face, so he decisively dragged Lin Jinou back to the office.

"What to write?" Lin Jinou picked up the pen unhurriedly, and the black signature pen was twirling back and forth between his knuckle fingers.

The boy raised his head, his expression was lazy, and even his voice was lazy: "Just write..."

He paused, tilted his head, looked thoughtful, and then slowly said: "Because I didn't sign up for Mr. Zhang's cram school rocket class, I blocked Mr. Zhang's money. I'm very sorry. Do you want to do a deep self-criticism?"