The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

After Gu Feizhou downloaded the broadcast, he didn't shut down the phone directly, but went to Baidu to download the latest QQ.He looked at his newly registered 10-digit QQ account without even a single star, and fell into deep thought.

This QQ account, at first glance, is a new account.Those who didn't know thought it was his specially registered trumpet.

It seems as perfunctory as possible.

And in the private messages of Light Year's live broadcast, LittleBird has sent him several private messages:

"Brother. My QQ number is 29xxxxxxx. What's your QQ number?"

"Why haven't you added me yet?"

"??"

"What about people? [/question]"

Gu Feizhou just thought "Let's forget it", then copied and pasted the freshly baked QQ account, and sent another private message:

"Isn't it because you didn't want to give it to me and registered a trumpet urgently?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

OK, I'm afraid I won't be able to get this number out.

And the person on the private message side seems to be very idle, and is still bombarding him with private messages:

"Is it because you didn't give away enough gifts? Okay, next time you start broadcasting, I'll give you more. Is ten enough? Twenty is also fine."

"My buddy said that if you ask you for WeChat ID, you will be smashing gifts. You are so awesome and worth more than three deep-water starfish."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He especially wanted to knock Lin Jinou's brain open to see if the circuit inside was different from other people's.

LittleBird is still chattering: "But you anchors rely on these for a living, I understand."

LittleBird: "So brother, you don't have to make trouble."

Brother, you don't have to worry about it.

Brother, you don't have to worry about it.

Brother, you don't have to worry about it.

——Gu Feizhou looked at this line of words and almost laughed angrily.

He is a person who holds shares in the OG team, although his share is not much... In the beginning, there were actually a lot, but in recent years, the commercialization of the e-sports circle has become more and more serious, and capital injections have also increased, so his shareholding ratio is also small. gradually diluted.

But the OG team is fighting for success, and the returns are getting richer and richer. The annual dividends are enough for him to live comfortably. He has bought a car and a house before graduation and is preparing to start his own company—although the house is only paid for. A down payment, but he is not unable to repay the loan.

But now someone told him that it was just selling QQ accounts, so don't be embarrassed.

But Gu Feizhou was indeed in a dilemma.

When he was in middle school, he used msn for social networking. He really didn’t register for a QQ account. You will miss a lot of news, so you have a WeChat ID. Many old WeChat users register directly through QQ, but Gu Feizhou is different. His WeChat ID is bound to his mobile phone number.

Just when he was balding because of QQ, Cheng Mu came back with a tired look on his face.

"Damn, I'm finally back," Cheng Mu collapsed on the chair and let out a long sigh of relief.

"How?" Gu Feizhou asked.

Cheng Mu made an "OK" gesture, and said tiredly, "I'm exhausted, damn it, I won't deal with this kind of mess again."

The cause of the incident is very simple. There is a problem with a project in the laboratory. The reason is that a junior student who came to the laboratory to help is not good at learning. There are a lot of bugs. When the finished product is debugged, the effect is naturally very poor. For this reason, Party A's father gave me a lesson.

It's "saying", but Professor Qin felt that he was too old to face people, so he wanted to send Gu Feizhou to take over the pot, but Cheng Mu volunteered to ask for it, because the elementary school girl was cute, in the words of senior Cheng It just fits his aesthetic.

Gu Feizhou was very happy about this, otherwise his formation with LittleBird tonight would be ruined again.

Gu Feizhou looked at his private messages on the Light Year platform, and felt that he would have no less headaches than Cheng Mu.

"I remember how many QQ accounts you have?" He suddenly thought of this and asked.

"Well," Cheng Mu nodded while drinking water, and asked after swallowing, "What?"

Gu Feizhou: "Can you give me one?"

The words "give" instead of "borrow" are used, which means that if the QQ is sent out, it will be beaten by meat buns, and there will be no return.

Could it be that Cheng Mu felt sorry for that one QQ account - he had at least ten or eight QQ accounts, all of which were the product of playing Landlords when he was bored after the college entrance examination. , it is simply a joy.

——It’s okay to send a QQ number, but the key is to give it to Gu Feizhou, so there is a problem.

Gu Feizhou, an old cadre who doesn't use social software all the year round, even registered on WeChat only for work and study, was so indifferent that he almost wrote "today is another day of forced business"...

Just such a person, he said he wanted a QQ account?

Cheng Mu narrowed his eyes, feeling that the matter was not simple.

"Tell me first, why do you want QQ?" Cheng Mu asked, "Don't tell me that you are rejuvenated and want to be a second-hand player in QQ space?"

"..." Gu Feizhou was about to speak, but was interrupted by the other party.

"Let me guess." Cheng Mu held his chin thoughtfully, "It won't be related to Little Bird again, right?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Cheng Mu looked at the other party's hesitation and dodging eyes, and spread his hands: "Look, I guessed it right again. Did you find a problem?"

Gu Feizhou only felt baffled, and asked vigilantly, "What?"

"As long as your recent abnormal behavior, don't ask, it's related to Little Bird," Cheng Mu shrugged, "This is the standard answer."

"Oh," Cheng Mu sighed pretendingly, "I don't know what kind of Gu the little bird put on you along the network cable."

"..." Gu Feizhou was annoyed by what he gave, and asked impatiently, "Will you give it or not?"

"Give it!" Cheng Mu quickly turned on his mobile phone, and casually sent his alias and password.

Account number: 10xxxxxxxx

Password: cmsssszsm

One minute later, Gu Feizhou said, "The password is wrong."

"Impossible!" Cheng Mu approached, "I clearly remember that the password is the pinyin initials of 'Is Cheng Mu the most handsome in the world'."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

After decoding it, he said that the meaning of that bunch of messy letters was completely elusive.

Cheng Mu tried it himself, and found that it was really wrong. He stared at the computer screen for half a minute, suddenly: "Ah, I remembered, the password is 'cmjsssszs'."

Cheng Mu is the most handsome in the world.

Now, Gu Feizhou, a computer guru with lessons learned from the past, decoded it in seconds.

After logging in, more than a dozen unread messages popped up. Gu Feizhou glanced at them. The messages came from three different friends, but the content was roughly the same:

"Professional one-night stand/long-term lover recommendation, please add QQ friends for details: 32xxxxxxxx"

"Brother, don't you want to talk?"

"Do you need someone to accompany you on a lonely night?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

"..." Cheng Mu himself was also stunned for a while, and then suddenly burst into a rage, "Fuck, what the hell is this?!"

Gu Feizhou looked down at the other party without saying a word, but his eyes revealed his inner activities:

Ah.

flirting everywhere.

Scumbag.

"..." Cheng Mu yelled again, "Damn it, don't look at me with that kind of eyes, idiot, I really don't know! Did my account get hacked!"

"No... What do you mean by looking at me like that?! Am I that kind of person?!" Cheng Mu's voice suddenly increased a bit, and he almost died, "It must have been hacked. You Look at this news, it was posted three or four years ago, I really don't know anything!"

Gu Feizhou looked calm: "Oh."

Cheng Mu: "..."

Oh sir.

He snatched Gu Feizhou's keyboard and mouse, and blacklisted the people who sent him these messages. After one operation, he felt that he had saved some face, coughed, and moved the keyboard and mouse to Gu Feizhou.

"Okay," he said.

But Gu Feizhou looked disgusted: "No, I want to change it."

Cheng Mu: "??"

No, this is still a pick, right?

"Isn't this all deleted?" He asked again.

"No," Gu Feizhou refused flatly, "It's dirty."

Cheng Mu: "..."

Gu Feizhou continued: "If you don't change it for me, I will send the chat records you received to the campus bbs. Although you have deleted them, I can restore them. Do you believe it?"

letter.

Why don't you believe it?

Gu Feizhou, the great master of the School of Computer Science, if he can't even recover this bit of data, what's wrong with him?

However, what made Cheng Mudan even more painful was——

"You've changed, Feizhou!" Cheng Mu was heartbroken, "You used to be black-bellied, but now you're clearly here."

Gu Feizhou chuckled lightly.

"LittleBird is poisonous, isn't it?" Cheng Mu muttered, and simply sent all his aliases to the other party, saying, "The passwords are all the same, my god, if you always think that any one is 'clean', just look up its brand, It will be an honor for it to ascend to the main palace as a trumpet."

As a result, his face was as dark as Gu Feizhou, and he was stunned to try the last one, so those messy messages of loneliness, emptiness and coldness did not pop up, and there was only one person in the friend list.

Gu Feizhou looked at this level of QQ with three moons and one star, and was very satisfied. Then, he bound his mobile phone number, changed his nickname, just a capital "Z", and changed his profile picture, which was also a "Z". , but a more artistic "Z" he designed with software before.

After finishing these operations, God Z deleted the only person lying on the list without thinking.

Cheng Mu looked at the other party's operation, dumbfounded, and then broke his heart: "Oh, I really am no longer the main palace."

Cheng Mu cried and said, "I saw the newcomers laughing, but I didn't hear the old ones crying. Congratulations, little bird and master, for entering the pepper room. You have no conscience and deleted me."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He didn't know that it was Cheng Mu's tuba, and he didn't have the other party's QQ number.

He sent his QQ number to LittleBird, and soon the system popped up a friend request, and he clicked to accept.In the end, it really was Comrade Xiao Xiaoniao who entered the pepper room.

Gu Feizhou asked Cheng Mu: "Then shall I add you back?"

"No," Cheng Mu sighed, rubbing his injured heart, "putting my head under the little bird will give me the illusion that I'm just a servant girl who came to serve the empress."

"..." Gu Feizhou sighed, "Go away."

Cheng Mu really got out.

Lin Jinou seemed very excited after adding Gu Feizhou, and kept posting emojis to express his joy.

oh: "Brother, I'll hit you with a deep-water starfish next time you broadcast live."

Z: "No need."

Oh: "How can I do that? Didn't I take advantage of you?"

Gu Feizhou had a headache and replied.

Z: "Nothing."

Lin Jinou was embarrassed to be the other party, so he stopped talking about it, and silently planned in his heart that he would smash one or two deep-water starfish every time the other party broadcasted live.

Gu Feizhou asked suddenly: "Do you want to buy a recording pen?"

Lin Jinou was taken aback for a moment, then figured it out.When they were in the fourth row, Xiao Ke seemed to have mentioned this matter, but he didn't expect that his brother seemed to care about it.

Oh: "Well, yes."

Gu Feizhou put his four fingers together and tapped on the table one after another. After thinking for a while, he typed a reply.

Z: "I have a recording pen here, which is quite easy to use."

"Look at the anchors I follow, when the traffic comes up, they will start selling things. Trust me, I haven't watched the live broadcast for so many years."

——Xiao Ke's voice was especially in his ears, and Lin Jinou felt that the development of the matter seemed to be more and more out of his control.

oh: "Brother, do you want to recommend it to me?"

Z: "Yeah."

"..."

All right, Lin Jinou said heartily, where to buy is not to buy?Bought from his brother...

His brother can still get some commission, Lin Jinou thought woefully.

oh: "Brother, please send me the link."

Z: "186xxxxxxxx, add this WeChat account, he has a recorder there."

Z: "That's it for now, let's talk next time."

Lin Jinou: "..."

As soon as he dropped the purchase channel and decisively went offline, he really couldn't help suspecting that his brother was selling recording pens! !

Gu Feizhou hurriedly got off the assembly line, a student in the opposite dormitory suddenly had stomach bleeding, and everyone in the surrounding dormitories went to help, and for a while the whole corridor was a little jittery.

Lin Jinou added the person with the strange account as a friend, and the "recorder" was sent as a note when requesting to be added as a friend.

That person's WeChat nickname is Dragonfly.

Gu Feizhou must have already said hello, he just briefly explained the purpose of coming, so that the other party can know the purpose.

Your Ouhuang father: "How much is the recorder?"

dragonfly:"??"

Lin Jinou looked at the other party's question mark, but felt baffled, and slowly typed a question mark.

Your Gull Emperor father: "?"

After a full 5 minutes, there was no movement there.

"9998 yuan," said the other party.

"..."

Lin Jinou looked at the price of this recording pen and fell into deep thought.

Maybe, his brother is really selling recording pens as his main business, and as a PUBG anchor as a side job.

Otherwise, how to explain the pit ratio price?

It is true that he is rich, but the money is not spent indiscriminately, and he is not a brainless playboy.

Other people’s recording pens are only a hundred yuan, and the better ones are only three or four hundred yuan. This one is good——

No 98, no 998, just 9998.

Buying a recording pen for 1 yuan, is the brain full of pits on the surface of the moon?

Facts have proved that Lin Jinou's brain has a hole, and it is the Von Karman impact crater hit by Chang'e [-].

He emailed the seller.

If you buy it, you can buy it, anyway, you can earn some rebates for his brother, Lin Jinou thought in his heart, just treat it as the money he bought for qwertZ's QQ account.

Your Gull Emperor father: "Deal."

dragonfly:"……"

Lin Jinou felt baffled again, what does the ellipsis mean?

If it wasn't for this person being recommended to him by his brother, he would have wondered if the other person's brain was not working well.I can't tell what it feels like, but I don't look very smart anyway.

Your Ouhuang Dad: [Transfer 9998.00 yuan]

It took another 5 minutes for the other party to collect the money.

Your Ouhuang father: "I'll send you my address. The High School Affiliated to University of Science and Technology of Mexico City, No. 10 Xueyuan Road, Mexico City, 136xxxxxxxx."

He is not at home during the day, so it is more convenient to fill in the address of the school.

Dragonfly: "The recipient?"

Your Ouhuang father: "Your father."

——He never fills in his real name when shopping online. Filling in such things as "Your uncle", "Your father", "Monkey King", "Zhang Qiling", "Rukawa Kaede" is a routine operation.

dragonfly:"……"

Dragonfly: "Good."

Dragonfly: "My dear, there is no free shipping~"

"..." Lin Jinou rolled his eyes speechlessly, the 1 yuan item doesn't come with free shipping?

Lin Jinou felt nothing in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.

Ha ha.

Your Ouhuang father: "Pay on delivery."

Dragonfly: "OK."

That's it for this order.

Hurry up that night, Xinghai University

Several boys returned to the dormitory after sending the classmate with stomach bleeding to the hospital and going through the hospitalization procedures.

"You wash it first?" Cheng Mu asked.

Gu Feizhou was in a hurry to go out, and he didn't even bring his mobile phone. He didn't know if there was anything to deal with in the mobile phone at the moment, so he said, "You go first."

After speaking, he picked up the mobile phone on the table. There were three calls from the tutor, several unread WeChat messages, and one QQ message.

There is only one oh in his QQ friend list.

oh: "Brother, the recording pen is settled."

Gu Feizhou replied with a "hmm" and called the tutor back. The tutor didn't have anything to do, so he just asked him to visit him tomorrow.After hanging up the phone, he started to deal with the unread messages on WeChat.

Ok?

Qin Ting?

He clicked on Qin Ting's profile picture, and the other party had already sent several messages, from after nine o'clock to almost eleven o'clock.

The news after nine o'clock——

Dragonfly: "What's the matter? Your friend asked me how much the recording pen was as soon as he came up."

Dragonfly: "Then what is the right price for me?"

Gu Feizhou's eyelids twitched, and then he remembered that he had sent Qin Ting's mobile phone number to LittleBird just now because of the matter of the buddy in the dormitory opposite, and only had time to tell Qin Ting that someone would add him to WeChat about the recorder later. , but did not tell the other party that the recorder was going to be given to that person for free.

When this recording pen was made, it once caused a sensation in Xinghai University, and even many companies offered him an olive branch, asking to buy its technology at a high price.

This pen is different from other recorders on the market. It has many other functions. Gu Feizhou felt that it still needs to be improved and improved, so he rejected those companies. He also wanted to make a v2.0 version.

This is his undergraduate work, and now it is borrowed by Qin Ting, a good friend of Xinghe University of Posts and Telecommunications, to study it. It should have been returned long ago, but both he and Qin Ting are too busy.

Xinghe University is within the third ring road, and Xinghe University is outside the fifth ring road, neither of them are too lazy to run, so this matter is dragging on.

This pen spent a lot of time and energy at that time, and the light code almost made him vomit, not to mention those integrated chip capacitors and resistors, all of which he soldered on one by one.

As for how much this thing is worth...he really hasn't figured it out.

Efforts and skills are priceless.

He then looked down at Qin Ting's WeChat——

dragonfly:"??"

Dragonfly: "Where are people?"

Dragonfly: "[The other party has hung up]"

Dragonfly: "Then I'll order one at random? You are so expensive, it seems unreasonable for me to set a price of 100 yuan or 200 yuan based on the market price?"

Qin Ting: "9888, how about making it auspicious?"

"..." Gu Feizhou thought he had read it wrong, and thought that there should be a decimal point after the first number "8".

However the next message:

Dragonfly: "That friend of yours is quite straightforward, and has already transferred the money to me."

Dragonfly: "Shall I transfer the money to you now?"

Dragonfly: "[the other party transfers 9888.00 yuan to you]"

"..." Gu Feizhou felt suffocated for a while.

What would Little Bird think of him?

How was he going to explain that it wasn't his intention to sell the pen?

The author has something to say: LittleBird: You will always be my brother.

qwertZ: How can I convince LittleBird that I'm not some voice recorder?

ps: The classmate Gu Feizhou in this article is a very perfect and suave male god. He is good at playing games, studying theology and learning, programming without bugs, and he can also make electronic products by himself, such as this voice recorder (this pen is my own. It may be a bit embarrassing, but I don’t care, you still have to tell God Z with your true feelings: you are so awesome)

Don’t you think that such people don’t exist in reality, I want me to think [Manual dog head.jpg]

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