The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Lin Jinou was still on the phone.

"I don't bother to report you if you make money with no conscience, but if you mess with me, don't blame me for being rude." Lin Jinou leaned on the edge of the computer desk, pressed his fingers on it, and his nails were a little dirty. To put it bluntly, "Although I don't want to cause trouble, when have I ever been afraid of trouble?"

After he dropped this sentence coldly, he hung up the phone, then he stroked his hair and threw the phone on the bed: "Grass."

He lied to Zhang Tu. It wasn't that he was too lazy to report, but that he couldn't find evidence. Otherwise, this "famous teacher" who brought out the number one average grade in the class several times, would have been completely cold by now.

Although Zhang Tu's behavior is despicable and he is not worthy of being a teacher, Lin Jinou has to admit that the other party is also smart. He knows that leaking questions in his private supplementary class is against the school regulations, so he sent the students The courseware is one set of questions, and what he actually talks about is another set, so from the courseware alone, you can’t see any problems at all, and when he talks about the questions in the test paper, he prohibits students from taking any notes, saying yes It is necessary to exercise everyone's ability to "understand by brain".

It's not that Lin Jinou talked to the students in his cram school and asked him to report on Zhang Tu, but the other party looked at him like he was looking crazy——

Who doesn't want to score higher on the final exam?If this picture is given out, who will save his math score in the future?

As for why Lin Jinou found out about this, it was completely accidental.

Lin Jinou is a scumbag, and he is still a scumbag who refuses to study hard. Every time he takes the exam, he checks the multiple-choice questions with European style, and writes the word "solution" on the big question intentionally, and gives the answer in the question stem. Copy the known conditions in the blank space in different ways, and then this question is considered finished.

The math test papers are basically big questions, so he handed in the papers quickly. While going to the bathroom to drain the water, he overheard two boys in the class who didn't usually study hard say that he finally didn't have to be beaten by his father this time. Pulling the belt, because there are several big questions in this question that happened to be what Zhang Tu talked about in the cram school, and even the numbers given in the question stems are exactly the same.

Lin Jinou was shocked at the time, and hurriedly put on his pants, but when he came out, the two boys had already left.Lost the opportunity, when he finds other people who have made up lessons to report on Zhang Tu, no one is willing to respond to him.

Lin Jinou went to the bathroom again to wash his face with cold water, which calmed him down a little. He sat back in front of the computer and put on his headphones: "I'm sorry bro, I've been waiting for a long time."

"It's okay," Gu Feizhou said, in order to make the other party feel less guilty, he lied to himself casually, "I happened to answer a phone call just now."

The guilt in Lin Jinou's heart really didn't feel so great, Gu Feizhou was silent for a while, and hesitantly asked, "Should I still fight?"

"Hit! Why don't you hit? Why don't you hit?" Lin Jinou responded quickly, "I can't affect my life because of other people's bad behavior, can I?"

Gu Feizhou chuckled, clicked on Matching Duo, then turned on the voice in the live broadcast room again, and said, "Okay, let's start then."

The fans finally heard God Z's voice, and everyone was as happy as a two-hundred-pound child. The barrage was full of joy, just like Chinese New Year.

"Shall we jump to the airport in this game?" Lin Jinou asked.

Gu Feizhou: "Okay."

Lin Jinou took a deep breath and marked a dot on the airport. He is really in a bad mood right now, and urgently needs to kill a few people to relieve his anxiety and depression. The airport is the most popular place for skydiving on the whole map, bar none .

Lin Jinou picked up an S12K as soon as he landed. He casually killed a few players who had just landed and hadn't picked up the gun, and asked, "Brother, do you have a gun?"

Gu Feizhou, the African tycoon who just killed a player with a frying pan: "...No."

"Wait, I have it here," Lin Jinou glanced at the map, "Stay there and don't move," then quickly walked to Gu Feizhou's side and put down the S12K.

Gu Feizhou thought that Lin Jinou had two guns, so he agreed to the other party, but he didn't expect that the other party only had one gun, and he didn't pick it up: "What about you?"

Lin Jinoucai said clearly: "I have you here, don't I?"

"Fuck, Brother Xiaoniao is so good at it!"

"Don't I have you here? Wow, I love it."

"God Z was probably a little confused by the teasing."

Gu Feizhou was indeed stunned for a moment, but he reacted quickly, and he came back to his senses in less than a second. His voice was a little hoarse: "Okay, follow me closely."

Just as he was about to bend down to pick up the S12K, Lin Jinou suddenly took it away again.

Gu Feizhou: "??"

However, before he could say anything, Lin Jinou had already left with the shotgun. After a coquettish move, two shots were fired, and there were two boxes lying on the opposite side.

"666" in a row of barrage:

"This little bird brother can do it!"

"I didn't even notice anyone behind me."

"The response is very fast."

Gu Feizhou didn't notice either, his thoughts just now were all on the phrase "I have you", so he sincerely praised: "The response is good."

However, Lin Jinou just said coldly: "It's not that I react quickly, who made them all bald."

In the character image of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, there is a bald head.

Three question marks popped up in Gu Feizhou's mind, followed by the nearly 200 million fans in the live broadcast room:

"???"

"What happened to the bald man? Doesn't the bald man deserve to live?"

"Emmmm, maybe the bald man's forehead is too bright and dazzling, so Brother Xiaoniao found out?"

"I touched my hairline and cried out loud."

"Miss in front, you at least have a hairline, and I'm different. Social animals don't deserve hair."

"I hate bald people," Lin Jinou said word by word, his tone didn't sound like he was joking, but after careful identification, he could tell that there was anger in it.

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He didn't know how to answer the words, so he had to squat down and lick the box.Because it had just landed not long ago, there was nothing in the box, only a Thomson, a Victor, and a few bandages.

Although Gu Feizhou didn't like these two guns very much, they were better than nothing, and they were better than a frying pan. When he was about to pick them up, Lin Jinou said again: "Brother, don't pick them up!"

"It's unlucky to pick up the relics of the dead bald man." He added, his tone still cold.

"..." Gu Feizhou was speechless, so he turned around and said softly, "Okay, let's go."

However, although they didn't lick the box this time, with the help of Lin Jinou's European spirit bonus and Gu Feizhou's strength, the two of them seemed to be rich when they left the airport. It was the first time that Gu Feizhou got it when he was so early in the game. The full 98K is a fake.

Started shrinking.

Gu Feizhou found a motorcycle: "Let's go."

Just as Lin Jinou was about to sit on it, he suddenly turned around and went straight in the opposite direction.

Gu Feizhou: "??"

Ten seconds later, the logo showing the teammate's status in the lower left corner of Gu Feizhou's screen turned gray, and Little Bird was already cold.Then, he heard some angry voices from his teammates in the earphones: "Damn! There is a bald man there, and I was killed by that bald man."

"..." Gu Feizhou was silent for a while, then said, "Okay, I will avenge you."

Lin Jinou has switched to the spectator mode, with a little smile in his voice: "Okay, thank you brother."

Barrage is fun again:

"Hahahaha, I'm afraid I won't be able to get through with the bald man."

"How much brother Xiaoniao hates bald guys 23333"

"Baldy: What hatred, what resentment?"

Gu Feizhou wiped out the bald man with almost no effort, but I don't know if it was because Lin Jinou had already knelt down and took Ou Qi away by the way, anyway, the next shrinking circle was getting weirder and weirder, and he couldn't find it. To the vehicle, Fei Zhou Dashen died under the gun of the enemy while running the poison.

In the second round, the two danced at the airport, but this time Lin Jinou did not kneel here. Gu Feizhou successfully brought him out, and the two harvested a total of 7 heads, five of which were bald.

When he got out of the airport and crossed the bridge, Gu Feizhou still felt incredible driving a tricycle. He really never noticed before that there are still many people who like to choose the image of the bald man.

It's really an enigmatic aesthetic.

The two searched and harvested heads all the way. At this time, there were still 32 survivors. It was the most intense moment of the battle. Gu Feizhou hid behind a tree trunk, and Lin Jinou hid in the weeds next to him.

Suddenly, the people in the grass stood up, and rushed out with a speed as fast as an arrow leaving the string.

There are many two-storey houses around here. It is not necessary to guess that many players are holding guns upstairs. Once they rush out, they are no different from a live rake.Gu Feizhou was startled by this sudden change, he asked: "Why go?"

"There's a bald man over there!" Lin Jinou said while running to the garage, moving around like a snake, narrowly avoiding two bullets that hit his feet.

Gu Feizhou had already noticed that there were people in the garage in front of him, but now is not the time to rush out to kill others, otherwise he would have died before killing others.

"He's not bald!" Gu Feizhou gritted his teeth and said, "Come back quickly."

The other party was clearly wearing a hood.

Lin Jinou took his words as deaf ears, rushed to the garage with lightning speed and jingle bells, and shot when the other party was not paying attention.

Screen prompt:

"You knocked out phyg416hu with M2".

Then, he took out the frying pan hanging behind his ass, and knocked on the other person's head again and again, which was very insulting——

Gu Feizhou, who rushed over regardless of danger because he was worried that his teammates would encounter accidents, saw this scene.

Lin Jinou finally knocked the poor bald player to death. He snorted coldly and said softly, "Don't think I don't know you're bald because you're wearing a green hat."

God of the Flying Boat: "..."

The barrage was made crazy by Lin Jinou's words:

"Hahahaha, Brother Xiaoniao, big brother who is bald."

"Brother Xiaoniao: My radar for bald people has never failed."

"As usual, feel sorry for that bald man."

It said it was a garage, but there was only one pickup truck inside, and it was out of gas, so they couldn't start it for a long time, so the two had no choice but to rush out.It's just that on the way of running, he was killed by a grenade by a player who didn't know where he was hiding.

In the third game, Lin Jinou died in a confrontation with a bald man, and Gu Feizhou died trying to save him; in the fourth game, Lin Jinou died on the way to kill a bald man, and Gu Feizhou died trying to save him.

In the fifth game, the two finally reached the final circle.

Fans also breathed a sigh of relief:

"Fuck, I finally made it to the finals."

"Brother Xiaoniao, I beg you, don't beat the bald guy any more. Let's eat a handful of chicken first, shall we?"

"After the ball, it seems that there are still bald people in the finals."

"Then let's guess, Little Bird will die of a hard-headed bald man?"

"I feel sorry for that unknown bald brother in advance."

"Brother—" Lin Jinou said.

As soon as Lin Jinou opened his mouth, Gu Feizhou knew what the other party wanted to say... He also saw a man on the second floor of the house behind him, who happened to be a bald man, and he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed and amused: "Stay here and don't move. "

"Then you go buy me oranges?" Lin Jinou said smoothly, "Dad—"

Gu Feizhou supported his forehead: "...stay well."

The god Feizhou came out from behind the wall, and when he crossed the road, he was sprayed into a sieve by the bald friend upstairs.If someone else had killed Gu Feizhou, Lin Jinou might have calmed down a bit, but when he thought that the master would die in the hands of that bald man, he was so angry that he couldn't even hold the mouse steadily.

On the way to avenge Gu Feizhou, he was sprayed to death on the road by that bald man in the same way.

Gu Feizhou looked at the two neat boxes lying in the middle of the road, and didn't know what to say for a while. He called up his live broadcast room, and the barrage was almost overwhelmed:

"2333 died again at the hands of the bald man."

"Are those laughing zz?"

"I'm sick of this Little Bird, our God Z has died hundreds of times for him."

"If he wants to kill the bald man, he will kill it. Isn't it good to go alone? Why do you want to drag us God Z."

"This is God Z's live broadcast room, can some anchor fans quit?"

"The experience of watching the live broadcast today is too bad."

"I'm here to eat chicken, not to eat bald men, hope you know [/smile]."

"God Z didn't say anything, why are some fans so excited?"

"LittleBird wants to be an entertainment anchor and no one stops him, but don't drag us into the water."

After five rounds of the live broadcast of Baldy's game, some fans in the live broadcast room finally became tired from the original state of watching jokes. After all, this is Z God's live broadcast room, and he likes to watch Gu Feizhou's live broadcast Yes, most of them want to watch his operations, but these few games today are really...

For fun.

As a result, these fans quit and made a fuss in the live broadcast room.

Gu Feizhou looked at the remarks in the barrage, and a layer of coldness gradually appeared in his eyes.He turned off the microphone of the game, and said in a voice that could only be heard in the live broadcast room: "Housing management, please clear those troublemakers out of the live broadcast room."

After receiving the instructions, the housekeeper lady began to clean up people conscientiously.

Gu Feizhou narrowed his eyes and continued:

"Since you choose double row, you must be responsible for the safety of your teammates."

"To live and die together is the basic operation."

"Whoever he likes to kill, just go for it. If I can protect it, I will protect it. If I can't protect it, I will die together."

"It's just a few games, what are you guys talking about?"

The author has something to say: God Z is too awesome! !

Make a wave of advertisements for your own modern romance novels, please collect them!The column is pre-collected "Starlight is hot, you are the ideal in the world", childhood sweetheart & two-way secret love cookie, entertainment circle + campus essay.Copywriting:

Lu Guangyu never thought that when he saw Xu Tianxing again after two years, it would be at school.

As a popular idol, he was surrounded by fans tightly, and relying on his height advantage, he happened to see the thin girl outside the crowd at a glance.

Looking at each other, the girl suddenly ran away.

That night, Lu Guangyu, a popular walking searcher and top performer in the entertainment industry, posted on Weibo at the height of his popularity that he would fade out of the entertainment industry and return to school to study with peace of mind.

There was an uproar in the entertainment circle.

One day later, Lu Guangyu imprisoned Xu Tianxing in his arms. The little girl in his arms was limp and her voice was soft: "What are you doing, Brother Guangyu?"

Lu Guangyu blew in her ear: "Are you still running?"

The warm breath scratched against the ear, and the girl said with a warm face: "I won't run away, I will never run away in this life."

**

Xu Tianxing's high school was a history of blood and tears. She hung on the beam and forgot to eat and sleep, because she knew that she had to work very hard to be admitted to the school of the boy she liked.

The boy she likes is the brightest person in the world, and he is always the most eye-catching one on the stage. She wants to get closer to him, but she is afraid of getting too close, worrying about gains and losses.

But what she didn't know was that in Lu Guangyu's eyes, she was the hot star in his heart, his ideal in the world.

Childhood sweetheart, two-way crush.

Not much cold talk, lazy male god X cute soft waxy sweetheart lady

**

On the day of the press conference for the new drama, a reporter who was not afraid of death asked a question that everyone was curious about: "Do you have someone you like?"

Lu Guangyu held five or six microphones in both hands, and looked at the camera. The man who has always been known for his aloofness showed a rare smile, staring deeply at a girl under the stage, and his cold voice carried Unbelievably gentle: "Yes."

"Always loved it, for many years."

"How long have you known each other? Well...it's been a long time, childhood sweetheart."

"If I can't catch up, I plan to be single for the rest of my life."

At this moment, all the reporters and fans in the audience went crazy, with screams and noises one after another.

Only that girl, quietly looking at the radiant man on the stage, her heart beating like a drum, pounding on the tip of her heart, made her almost tinnitus.

**

People say that Lu Guangyu is a gossip smasher, and any celebrity who wants to gain popularity will be seriously declared by him on Weibo to disassociate himself from it.

Until one day, he was picked up by someone and his rumored post with a certain girl on the campus BBS was covered by thousands of floors.In the post, he was downstairs in the girls' dormitory, holding a girl's face, as if he was saying something intimate.

Netizens love to hear and see, and Weibo is almost the same:

"The little girl now, she really worked hard to be famous."

"It's so cowardly, you, a person who is not even worthy of an [-]th-tier Internet celebrity, dare to rub Lu Guangyu's popularity!"

Waiting for Lu Guangyu to slap the gossip heroine in the face.

Just when the netizens were delighted to see that Lu Guangyu would post a blog to criticize severely, the master posted a blog: Who spread the rumor that the post on my school forum is a rumor?If you retweet more than [-] times, you will be held criminally responsible.

Followed by another Weibo:

Introduce me, my girl [image]

Then everyone discovered that the girl in the picture was the rumored heroine in the forum.