The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Cheng Mu's eyelids twitched wildly, wondering if Gu Feizhou was out of his mind.

And in God Z's live broadcast room, the fans went crazy:

"???"

"Fuck??"

"what happened?"

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"Is this... self-defeating?"

Gu Feizhou looked at the bullet screen and said calmly: "No, the mouse and keyboard suddenly failed just now."

In PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, once you pull out the bracelet of Grenade, it will explode automatically after four seconds, no matter whether you throw it or not.

If you don't throw it out, you will blow yourself up.

Cheng Mu asked, "Are you bewitched?"

Gu Feizhou gave the other party a "too lazy to care about you" look.

The reason why he is self-deprecating is that he simply feels that Little Bird needs this chicken more, so that he can be more confident in the face of doubts and violence on the Internet.

Cheng Mu has successfully forced himself to calm down at this moment, and he posted a barrage in Gu Feizhou's live broadcast room:

"At this moment, is it okay to share a piece of "This Is Love"?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

At the same time, Lin Jinou's game interface changed abruptly:

"Good luck, eat chicken at night!"

Lin Jinou blinked his eyes and looked confused: "..."

what happened?

He hasn't had a man-to-man fight with his brother yet!

He hasn't added his brother's friend yet!

Lin Jinou ate a chicken with a confused face, and then was sent to the game hall by the system with a confused face. When he finally remembered that he was live broadcasting, after seeing everyone's barrage, he was stunned:

"Fuck? You say my brother is also an anchor?!"

Barrage reply:

"Is 2333 surprised or surprised?"

"Not only an anchor, but a super anchor!"

"QwertZ, let me know, room number 16920, let me know."

Under the guidance of the fans, Lin Jinou found Gu Feizhou's live broadcast room. He stared at the number of fans in the other party's live broadcast room for a full ten seconds before making sure that he did not make a mistake.

It's two orders of magnitude more than his number of fans... What a boss.

Afterwards, he started smashing deep-water starfish... as if putting money in the account would burn his own account.

On the light year live broadcast platform, when a deep-water starfish is smashed, it will be announced by the entire platform. At the same time, in the live broadcast room of the anchor that was smashed, there will be a bullet screen with a specific effect flying over.

So God Z saw row after row of eye-catching bullet screens in his live broadcast:

"LittleBird sent a deep water starfish in qwertZ's stream room."

"LittleBird sent a deep water starfish in qwertZ's stream room."

"LittleBird sent a deep water starfish in qwertZ's stream room."

……

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Cheng Mu has never exited Gu Feizhou's live broadcast room. Seeing this scene, he was stunned. It took him a long time to put his arms around Gu Feizhou's neck: "Damn, you are the rhythm of being taken care of by a little bird!"

Gu Feizhou squinted at the other party with cold eyes, calmly and self-sufficiently said a word: "Get lost."

Cheng Mu "..."

After throwing 26 deep-water starfish in a row, Lin Jinou started to send barrage:

"Am I turning yellow?"

This is a mechanism set up by the Light Year live broadcast platform to attract fans to spend money. The top ten fans who spend the most money every month will have a yellow blingbling special effect when they post bullet screens.

Regarding the yellow color, netizens have not complained about it. There are so many colors in the world, but why choose yellow. But the official attitude is very firm, saying that the platform is called "Light Year", which is a unit in astronomy.

Astronomy always reminds people of stars, and stars are yellow—a very complete chain of logic.

Gu Feizhou has a lot of fans, and there are also a lot of barrage, but for some reason, everyone pays special attention to such an ordinary barrage:

"?? Is that Little Bird?"

"No, you didn't turn yellow [manual dog head]"

Lin Jinou just posted that barrage just to see if he has special effects, and now he knows that he doesn't have special effects.

No special effects means inconspicuous, and inconspicuous means that he may not be noticed by his brother.

"It seems that the money is not enough," Lin Jinou murmured in a low voice, and then started a new round of madly smashing deep-water starfish.

"LittleBird sent a deep water starfish in qwertZ's stream room."

"LittleBird sent a deep water starfish in qwertZ's stream room."

"LittleBird sent a deep water starfish in qwertZ's stream room."

……

"..." Gu Feizhou's eyes hurt from seeing the rows of eye-catching special effects, and he said decisively: "Enough."

Lin Jinou stopped decisively when he heard the words, and then posted the same barrage again:

"Am I turning yellow?"

"..." Looking at the line of yellow words, Gu Feizhou felt a little pain in his head.

The barrage almost fainted from laughter:

"Yes yes yes, you turned yellow."

"I suspect you're driving...but I have no proof."

"Yes, yes, you are the most yellow."

"You are the most erotic cub in our God Z live broadcast room."

Lin Jinou is now a small fan in Z God's live broadcast room. He knows that the other party can't see what he says now. The only thing that can make the other party notice him is the bullet screen with special effects. When his subtitles become After the conspicuous yellow color, the barrage began again:

"Brother, you are too popular, I spent so much time before finally turning yellow."

"Brother, you are so awesome, can you teach me?"

"Brother, are you fans of each other?"

"..." Gu Feizhou supported his forehead and sighed.

This guy, is he still chatting with bullet screens as wechat?

The fans were dying of laughter:

"Holy shit, hahahaha, brother Xiaoniao is too cute."

"If you don't follow each other, our God Z is so cold!"

"No! God Z has been live broadcasting for so many years, so far the number of followers is still 0."

——In order to "avoid suspicion", he didn't even pay attention to the few members of the OG team.

However, the next second, the fans were severely slapped in the face.

They saw their god Z clicked into LittleBird's live broadcast homepage, and clicked a follow.

Barrage:

"..."

"Fuck, my face hurts."

"Come and heal me, my face is swollen."

Gu Feizhou clicked the private message button on Lin Jinou's homepage again, and typed:

"In the future, if you have something to do, you can send a private message directly."

"You don't have to say it in the barrage."

After Lin Jinou saw that Gu Feizhou clicked to send, the next second he saw the system prompt that there was a new private message.After he opened it, he replied: "Okay, we can whisper[/shh]"

Fans on both sides expressed their confusion:

"??"

"This fucking hooked up?"

"Yes, yes, you can not only say it quietly, but also do it quietly."

"I understand the truth, but do you know that you are live broadcasting now, and we can see your chat?"

"Could it be that you are playing for some fun?"

Lin Jin'ou ignored the barrage and said, "There is nothing in this chat that should not be seen by others." Then he went on to send a private message to Gu Feizhou in front of millions of netizens.

LittleBird: "Brother, let's play games together next time, add a friend first."

qwertZ: "Don't worry, let's finish a test first."

LittleBird: "?? Does it mean that you have to go through this step to add friends, and you are too good to add?"

Gu Feizhou was going to laugh angrily at Lin Jinou's successive strange brain circuits.

qwertZ: "...No."

Then, Gu Feizhou sent a link.

Lin Jinou's heart was full of alarm bells, and he was terrified three times:

"what?"

"What test?"

"It's not a math problem, is it?"

The barrage of fans couldn't hold back:

"Brother Xiaoniao looks exactly like me who is afraid of mathematics."

"Fuck, hahahaha, this reaction is too real."

"Too real, causing discomfort."

"No, I'm dying of laughter, Brother Xiaoniao is simply the source of my happiness."

Gu Feizhou couldn't help laughing, and replied: "No, it's just a simple test."

Lin Xuezha Jinou clicked in with trembling hands, and was suddenly relieved when he found that there was neither a geometric sequence nor a hyperbolic function in it.

Then found out——

Ok?

Color Sensitivity Test Questions?

Lin Jinou looked confused and asked his brother: "Brother, do you discriminate against colorblindness? Do you not want to be friends with colorblindness? Or is colorblindness not worthy of eating chicken?"

qwertZ: "..."

He felt that he was probably too free to hang out with this Little Bird over and over again.

qwertZ: "Just wanted you to do it."

Little Bird: "Now?"

qwertZ: "Now."

Lin Jinou went in from Shan Ruliu's location, and found that it was a green sensitivity test, so he thought about it: "I understand the truth, but why is it green?"

qwertZ: "..."

Lin Jinou replied with a grin: "How can men like green? All men like yellow."

qwertZ: "..."

The barrage was refreshed quickly, filling the entire screen of the live broadcast room in rows:

"Pi is very happy now."

"2333 is talking nonsense and telling the truth."

"Smart people don't say dark words, even a girl likes yellow color [dog head saves life]"

After Lin Jinou finished this, he finally concentrated on doing this forgiving sensitivity test question.

——The so-called "color sensitivity test", as the name suggests, refers to testing people's sensitivity to colors and their ability to distinguish them.Some colors look the same to some people, but to others, they are different...

Different people have different discrimination ability and sensitivity to color.

The link that Gu Feizhou sent to Lin Jinou has a total of 20 questions. The stems of each question are the same, and there is a large rectangular box composed of small color blocks.Moreover, the requirements for each topic are the same:

"Find out the squares whose color is different from other squares in the following graphics".

Under normal circumstances, ordinary people can pass to level 13; those who are more sensitive to colors can pass to level 16, and generally reaching this level is a professional level.

After that, it is something that no one can do...

But Lin Jinou...he has cleared all levels, a total of 20 levels.

When Lin Jinou was doing the test, the fans who watched were also doing the same, and reported their results in the bullet screen. Most of them died in the 13th level. Among the millions of fans, very few people said I broke through the 16th level.

However, they found that Brother Xiaoniao has already passed the big hurdle of level 16, and he also performed quite well in the following questions.

The fans exclaimed in admiration and admiration:

"!! Little bird brother, do you have a pair of piercing eyes?"

"Ah? Am I blind? Is there really a color difference in the next few questions?"

"Bring tea to the boss."

"Be willing to bow down, this look is absolutely amazing.

Although the PK between LittleBird and Ray has come to an end, and it ended with LittleBird winning, the popularity of the post about them on the Light Year platform is still rising, because many fans of Ray came to speak for him.

"Hehe, it's just a solo row, so what does it mean?"

"Some of the fans upstairs still have double standards. What would you say if Ray won? Oh, yes, I've already figured it out for you, 'The bad is the bad, Ray is the best', how about it, Does it rhyme :)”

"Hahahaha, the upstairs is too real."

"Tch, LittleBird won today, but who knows if it's cheating again?"

"?? Are you fucking blind? You can donate your useless eyes."

"You can shut up if you say that LittleBird is open. Just now, LittleBird did a live broadcast of the color sensitivity test, and passed the level from the first level to the 20th level. By the way, this is a website created by a very awesome laboratory at Galaxy University. , there is a scientific basis, the average person can do 16 levels is already very remarkable, but LittleBird has completed 20 levels without any delay. So LittleBird only saw Ray in auspicious suit yesterday after opening and hanging, you can quit, people There is no need to hang up at all, that is talent."

"There are reasons and evidence, I don't believe that Little Bird is hanging up."

"+1 if you don't believe that LittleBird is open."

"When will he not do that test? Why not do it tonight? Hehe. Who knows if he is in collusion with qwertZ?"

"Aren't the conspiracy theories upstairs tired?"

"What about those who say God Z is in collusion and say Nima? As far as our Godhead is concerned, we still need to do this kind of thing?"

"God Z came upstairs, your Ray exploded :)"

"Hey, my son finally got rid of the suspicion of cheating, thank God Z! Starting today, I am also a fan of God Z!"

"Wait, I have a bold guess, did God Z know the conflict between Ray and Xiaoniao brother from the beginning to the end, this test is just to let everyone know that LittleBird didn't open and hang, the reason why he played in double queue last night Is it possible to spot Ray in the auspicious suit because of Brother Xiaoniao's strong sensitivity to colors?"

"Emmmm... What the upstairs said makes a lot of sense, so I kind of believe it."

"Stand quietly for a wave of God Z x LittleBird."

Lin Jinou's test results did not surprise Gu Feizhou, he just replied "Yes", and then added steam friends to each other.

As soon as the addition was finished, Gu Feizhou started smashing presents frantically in Lin Jinou's live broadcast room.At the same time, the entire live broadcast platform simultaneously publicized this matter.

"qwertZ sent a deepwater starfish on LittleBird's stream."

"qwertZ sent a deepwater starfish on LittleBird's stream."

"qwertZ sent a deepwater starfish on LittleBird's stream."

……

The fans were once again collectively confused:

"??"

"Poverty limits my imagination."

"Light Year Live Streaming Platform is the final winner."

"It's nice to have money."

"It's nice to have money."

"Send deep-water starfish to each other? Is this an interesting way for you rich people?"

"What is this called? A high-profile oath of sovereignty? Or mark each other?"

The author has something to say: Say one word about God Z and it's over!

In the column, there is already a very fat and fat serial article "I was pregnant with a villain on the night of wearing a book", a sweet article about wearing a book, fairy love!If you are interested, you can go and have a look, copywriting:

Song Huai transmigrated into a book, transmigrated into a dog-blood rich family, and became the cannon fodder fan of the villain wealthy old man Li Chengxiao.

Moreover, he brought a ball at the beginning...

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In the original book, the ending of the little cannon fodder can be said to be very miserable.

You must know that according to the development of the bloody plot of the original book, Li Chengxiao later fell in love at first sight with Song Huai's brother Song Chen, whom Song Huai hadn't seen for many years, but Song Chen only had the right card in his heart.

Li Chengxiao, who was reduced to cannon fodder, couldn't ask for anything from Song Chen, and Song Huai, who was seven or eight points similar to his brother, became a tragic stand-in.

So, after transmigrating into the book, Song Huai decided to run away and join the younger brother of the old man who has a strong aura of the main character, the genuine attack in the original book.

But who would have thought that the old man chased after him all the way, with a sullen expression on his face:

"Want to run?"

"Push me to someone else?"

"Ok?"

Song Huai: "..."

No, the original plot doesn't seem to be like this?

This article is also known as: After wearing a book, it’s fine if you don’t have golden fingers The old man begs for me

Relying on being pregnant, the other party can’t do anything to you, so you are fearless and still pampered and proud VS the external genitals are indifferent to the pampered, boundless technology home tyrant general attack

Gong is 29, Shou is in his early twenties, with a nine-year age difference