The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

"Hahahahahaha, the name of God Z's live broadcast room is so annoying, I like it."

"Ahhhhhhhh, is this a public show of love calling out to Brother Xiaoniao!"

"Fuck? I'm new here, so I'll just ask, is this a Sheqing anchor?"

"Anyway, I think it is, so I clicked the report."

"Hahahahahahaha, Sheqing anchor xswl!!"

"New sisters, don't report it. Our god Z is just a bit flirty recently, but it's really not social!"

"Invest in qwertZVSLittleBird, let's understand the love of the gods, you can't buy it and suffer losses, you can't buy it and be fooled!"

"It's a bird and a lick, I have already reported it! Is the Light Year live broadcast so blatant in order to attract traffic!"

Gu Feizhou directly opened a solo row.

The first one, after Gu Feizhou landed, there was actually a scythe next to him. After he picked it up, he habitually hushed towards the nearby player who hadn't caught anything. : "Sorry, I just started."

Rows of bullet screens fly:

"???"

"Isn't this a battle royale game? Why don't you sit down and chat face to face without doing it?"

"So this game must have a belief in not killing people?"

"I wanted to die with all my heart, it was a conditioned reflex just now," Gu Feizhou said, and then he really stood still.

In less than a minute, God Z was headshot by other players.

In the second one, Gu Feizhou stood on the spot as a stake after landing, and was beaten to death by the players around him with their fists.

In the third hand, Gu Feizhou was knocked to death with a frying pan after landing.

In the fourth one, Gu Feizhou deliberately chose a cliff to land on, and then stayed at the bottom of the cliff until he "died".

In the fifth, when Gu Feizhou shrunk the first safety circle, he stood still and was poisoned to death in the end.

The sixth one, when Gu Feizhou was driving the motorcycle, Sao manipulated it and drove the car into the air, but hit the fence in front of him, knocked him into the air in the opposite direction, and when he landed, the motorcycle fell from the sky, God Z finally succeeded in being crushed to death by his own motorcycle.

The seventh one, Gu Feizhou ran after the airdrop box, and killed two people on the way, but he didn't go for the things in the airdrop. After he made a precise prediction of the location of the airdrop, he stood There, he was crushed to death by a box in the end as he wished.

In the eighth round, Gu Feizhou bravely ventured into the bombing zone, and finally lived up to expectations and was bombarded by five thunders.

In the ninth round, Gu Feizhou made it all the way to the final round, but when there were only two people left, he took out his hand. Lei Zi. Lei Li, and forcibly killed someone else's chicken, which made all the fans in the live broadcast room regret their wrists .

In the tenth hand, Gu Feizhou ran to the beach, jumped into the sea resolutely, kept his own stubbornness but didn't take a breath, and was drowned alive in the end.

After God Z died ten times due to his strength, the fans in the live broadcast room were not calm:

"Hahahahahaha, do you really want to complete a hundred ways to die?"

"God Z: There are a hundred kinds agreed upon, and even one less will do!"

"I really only now know that there are so many ways to die from eating chicken."

"Although I didn't eat chicken, I felt happy and refreshed inexplicably, hahahaha."

"Hahahaha, I feel sorry for Z God's ranking, so I have to move it back a lot!"

Not only the fans, but Lin Jinou was also dumbfounded watching his boyfriend die in a fancy way ten times.

This is probably the so-called, playing tricks to death.

Before No.11 started, Gu Feizhou went to the bathroom. When he came back, he accidentally glanced at the live broadcast room, and found that the barrage had filled the entire screen space, and it was basically related to LittleBird.Of course Gu Feizhou had to take a closer look:

"Hahahahahaha, what a strict little bird brother!"

"God Z, come on, just die ninety times!"

"LittleBird: Husband, please die another ninety times."

"Probably, this is my dear husband!"

Gu Feizhou flipped through the fans' bullet-screen comments, and sure enough, he saw the children's comments:

"Ninety more times, not one less time."

He couldn't help hooking his lips, he was really a cute kid.

Now that everyone has watched the barrage, Gu Feizhou simply picked a few interested ones to talk about:

"Well, I'm the only one in solo queue...Why? Netizens who watched the live broadcast a little earlier should know, because LittleBird is angry with me and ignored me."

"It's my fault. It has nothing to do with him. I lied to him... What did I lie to him for? No, no, no, it's not my body. Don't think about what you have or what you don't have."

"Have you ever met Little Bird?... Have met, very early on. Is Little Bird cute?...Let's put it this way, he is the cutest boy in the world."

"You want to see his photo?...That's not okay, he is so cute, I can only see it by myself. I'm not afraid of thieves stealing it, but I'm afraid of thieves thinking about it."

"Then is our relationship pure?...Well, it depends on what your definition of 'pure' is. If you have slept, it is not pure, is that what you mean? We did sleep in the same bed If you have risen, then it is impure."

"Anyway, it's impossible to be innocent between me and him. It's impossible to be innocent in this life."

Lin Jinou, who was staring at his boyfriend's live broadcast room all the time: "..."

He couldn't help using his authority to use his special colored vest again, and yelled in the live broadcast room: "What a show, get lost!"

Gu Feizhou let out a chuckle, and quickly opened it again. As expected, he obediently rolled to his death. This time, after jumping off the plane, he deliberately controlled the floating speed, fell slowly, and then was opened in the air. shot.

Lin Jinou: "..."

You never know what kind of mentality your opponent is playing the game with, such as wanting to die or something.

No. 12, Gu Feizhou thought about how to die in a new way, in short, he couldn't die the same as before, so he thought about this serious issue while killing people, killing and killing, and reached the finals.

At this time, the number of survivors was only 7. Suddenly, Gu Feizhou heard someone turn on the full-range microphone:

"qwertZ, you who treat PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds as a game, don't deserve to play it!"

Gu Feizhou: "?"

Lin Jinou and the fans in the live broadcast room were also confused:

"???"

"WTF?"

"No, this voice sounds familiar!"

"Yes, yes, it sounds familiar to me too."

"It's Cang Lan, didn't you notice the kill announcement before?"

"What the hell? It's Canglan?"

"Uh, I don't like this anchor. I can't stand watching his live broadcast. I feel that I like to play up how awesome I am."

"Is Canglan sick? Openly open the wheat to God Z? Is he worthy?"

"I heard people say that Cang Lan often dissed God Z in his fan group, saying that he didn't live broadcast for so long, but this time he got second in the popularity ranking, there must be something shady."

"?? I can fuck him!"

"It's true that God Z hasn't broadcasted many live broadcasts this year, but is the foundation still good? His ranking was voted by us fans bit by bit!"

Lin Jinou disliked this anchor named Cang Lan very much the moment he turned on the mic, and after watching the fans' barrage, he roughly understood the ins and outs of the matter.

In fact, it is nothing more than his boyfriend's popularity, and Cang Lan, as a professional anchor of the light year live broadcast platform, spends a lot of time on the live broadcast every day, but he did not expect to lose to qwertZ in the popularity list of the live broadcast platform, and It's because the popularity is far behind the opponent, which makes him very psychologically unbalanced.

The point is, as qwertZ is the only non-professional player who made it into the top ten, he is even more jealous.

This time, she accidentally entered the same game as Gu Feizhou, and Cang Lan couldn't help but start spraying indiscriminately on the mic.

Although Gu Feizhou didn't like to cause trouble, he was never afraid of trouble, and he was not the kind of person who dared not speak up. Hearing the other party say that about him, of course he had to say something.He was just about to open his mouth to teach the other party a lesson, when he heard the angry voice of a child in the live broadcast room:

"Damn it, there are really wonderful flowers every year, especially this year."

"PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is just a game for ordinary players like us who don't rely on it for food. Does this person have a brain? Is the logic inconsistent?"

"This kind of pink eye disease with dark psychology, I see it every time I see it."

Gu Feizhou suddenly enjoyed the child's behavior of fighting for him, a smile subconsciously appeared on the corner of his mouth, but he pretended to be wronged and said: "Forget it, don't argue with this kind of person, just don't talk to him .”

The young master has such a short temper, he can't stand this kind of inexplicable grievance, let alone his boyfriend!

He couldn't see his own people being wronged a little bit.

Lin Jinou resented iron and steel and said, "Don't you usually talk like a blah blah blah blah? Why did you lose the chain at a critical moment?!"

Gu Feizhou was addicted to acting, he endured the rolling smile in his heart, and continued to speak in a tone that didn't sound very happy: "Forget it..."

"If you want to talk to yourself, I can't swallow this breath. I will wait in this grandson's live broadcast room. When he clicks on matching, I will press it at the same time, so the probability of being in the same round is very high. Big, I squatted down to former OG player Ray like this before," Lin Jinou said angrily, and then he went to the game and started the live broadcast by the way.Then I changed the name of my live broadcast room:

Happy single row, a bird can be very happy, pink eye disease can not die.

As soon as the live broadcast started, bullet screens flew over one after another:

"Ah, ah, brother Xiaoniao, you finally started your own live broadcast! Finally, you don't live in God Z's live broadcast room!"

"Crawled over from God Z's live broadcast room."

"A bird can be happy too? Have you misunderstood happiness?"

"That's right, how can a bird be happy?"

"At least two birds must gallop together to be happy (狗头)"

"Get in the car suddenly.jpg"

"??? Hello, if I don't have amnesia, the two of you should be in a conflict stage, right? Why is the name of this live broadcast room and God Z's name a couple?"

"Hahahaha, I really didn't find out if the sisters upstairs didn't tell me!"

"Ham, how many times have I said it, if you are serious, you will lose."

"I've already said that this is the love between them (Ban Shou)"

"Damn, what the hell was shown off?"

Gu Feizhou was already squatting in the LittleBird live broadcast room with his mobile phone in his hands at this time. Anyway, when the children clicked on matching, he would also click on matching. Although he might not be as lucky as the other party, what if?

He had to end this round as soon as possible, and in order to arouse the little child's desire to protect him, he quietly went to Cang Lan's live broadcast room to check the other party's previous live broadcast recordings. After I remembered it, I went back to the game, looked for that special outfit in the finals, and after I found him, I deliberately exposed him in front of the other party, and was taken over by Cang Lan without any accident.

Cang Lan was extremely excited, and said in a mocking tone in the full-frequency voice: "Oh, it's only at this level, God knows how much water has been added to the popularity list."

Gu Feizhou didn't feel very surprised by the other party's stepping on his foot, and it was the kid who didn't surprise him.

Lin Jinou was almost pissed to death: "Just such a villain's face, wait, I won't beat you to death next time."

Soon, the next one will start.

Both Lin Jinou and Gu Feizhou managed to be in the same game as Cang Lan, and the fans in the live broadcast immediately cheered:

"Wow!! Feel the Shura field!"

"2333 Brother Xiaoniao and God Z are fighting!"

"The rhythm of husband and wife teaming up to fight monsters!"

"It's time to abuse the dog in a fancy way!"

"Where to jump?" Gu Feizhou turned off the microphone in the game, and asked the kid wearing a special colored vest with the voice of the live broadcast room.

The child was very arrogant: "Where should I jump to report to you?"

Also turned off the microphone in the game, and used the voice channel of Gu Feizhou's live broadcast room.

"I'm used to asking for your opinion. I'm not used to playing games without you," Gu Feizhou smiled and said slowly.

The eldest young master suddenly felt embarrassed, paused for a while, and then pretended to be indifferent: "This is a single row, who wants to be with you..."

Barrage:

"???"

"To be reasonable, you are actually no different from a double row."

"Hahahaha, this is the first time I've seen a solo row with such a strange posture."

For the coldness of the children, Gu Feizhou didn't find it strange at all, it doesn't matter, as long as they don't die in this round, they can always meet each other in a smaller circle, so what he has to do now is to work hard to reach the final round, and pay close attention to the system A kill notice pops up, otherwise if the kid "dies", he won't live.

Gu Feizhou glanced at the route, and jumped to a remote place very deliberately.Nearly 5 minutes passed between landing and shrinking the first one, and no one was killed. Of course, almost no one jumped in this kind of ghost place—after all, not everyone's brain circuit is as clear as God Z.

Sure enough, before the first circle was about to shrink, Lin Jinou asked, "Did you not pick up the gun again?"

Gu Feizhou glanced at the SCARL and AKM in his hand, and said, "Well. No, why don't you give me one?"

The black question mark on the bullet screen:

"???"

"God Z, you touch your conscience and speak?"

"It's the first time I've seen someone cheating guns so blatantly..."

"Brother Xiaoniao is too simple, one day he will be sold and will count the money for God Z (cover his face)"

The young master enjoyed Gu Feizhou relying on himself very much, his mood suddenly improved, and his voice became much brighter: "I know, you are so wrong."

Just thinking about the child's smug face, Gu Feizhou felt a little sweet in his heart. He hooked the corners of his lips and said softly: "Well, without you, what do you think I should do?"

The young master's mood became even better, and he asked, "Where are you? I'll look for you. I have a fully equipped 98k here."

Gu Feizhou has already found a motorcycle, and he has already started to shrink the first circle. Fortunately, the poison in the first circle did not hurt, and the blood loss was not much. He drove towards the direction of the circle, saying at the same time : "Where are you? I'll go find you."

Lin Jinou reported a point, and the two successfully met.Of course, before the meeting, the scheming dog Gu Feizhou quietly hid the AKM, planning to pick it up later.

Lin Jinou put down the 98k and some of its accessories beside Gu Feizhou, and said, "I still have some medicine here, do you want it?"

Gu Feizhou nodded: "Yes, as long as it's you, I want it."

Lin Jinou scolded "rogue" in a low voice, and obediently put things at the opponent's feet.

Barrage:

"??"

"Brother Xiaoniao, do you still remember that you said this is a solo queue?"

"This is really the most harmonious solo queue I've ever seen."

"Ahhhhhh, Brother Xiaoniao is so cute when he says 'rogue' coquettishly!"

"It's so cute that it's a foul! Throwing things while being disgusted, Tsundere and awkward are being hammered by the stone."

"Mouth dislikes integrity, knock cute!"

"I finally believe what a sister said before, you are indeed just playing for fun."

"Damn, it really is a show of tearing openly and secretly."

Gu Feizhou was not in a hurry to collect the children's things, but asked, "Then do you still have any medicine?"

Lin Jinou asked disapprovingly, "I'm like that kind of European emperor, am I short of medicine?"

Gu Feizhou just smiled: "That's right."

While picking things up, he asked, "How do you know I don't have a gun?"

Lin Jinou said without hesitation: "Five minutes have passed, and I haven't seen your kill announcement, whether you killed someone else or someone else killed you, it doesn't matter. At your level, if you don't really have no guns, why? Will it be like this?"

Barrage:

"Hahahahaha, if Brother Xiaoniao looks back at God Z's live broadcast recording, I don't know if he will be so angry that he wants to murder his husband!"

Hearing the words, Gu Feizhou felt comfortable physically and mentally, hooked his lips, and asked, "Baby, why are you paying so much attention to me?"

"..." Lin Jinou's old face turned hot, "I was worried that you would die before you could compete with Cang Lanna!"

Gu Feizhou laughed twice: "Then you want to die for me?"

The fans were caught off guard and were harassed again:

"Hahahaha, what a god!"

"Sao is still your goddamn show!"

Lin Jinou felt that this scumbag was really getting more and more coquettish. In front of so many netizens, didn't he know how to write the word "shame"? !

"Then I'll collect your corpse!" The young master said angrily.

Gu Feizhou wasn't angry at all, instead he was in a beautiful mood, he said with a smile: "Of course, it's only natural for a wife to collect her husband's body."

"..." Lin Jinou's face became more and more red, "Who is your wife now!"

Gu Feizhou found a car and was ready to evacuate at any time. He said: "At the beginning, I called me 'husband' in a soft voice, but I forgot it so quickly, so heartless, huh?"

The bullet screen seems to be celebrating the New Year:

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Did you even call your husband in private!!!"

"Ahhhhhh I'm a groundhog now!!"

"Draw the key points and keep your voice soft! Woohoo, brother Xiaoniao is so cute!"

"The CP I knocked on is real!!!"

Just at this moment, Gu Feizhou saw someone sneaking up the stairs, so he decisively picked up the 98k and shot to kill, reaping the first head of the round.

"Baby, it's really your gun that I can touch easily," Gu Feizhou secretly rubbed and let out a yellow voice.

"..." Lin Jinou recalled the scene of the two driving the manual transmission together again, and that feeling came to his heart, and he trembled uncontrollably.

He can't stay with this angry person anymore, he turned his head and left after thinking so, decided to concentrate on playing the game, and turned on the voice in the game, who would have expected that as soon as he turned it on, he would hear Cang Lan's voice Shabi barks in full-frequency voice:

"Hehe, it took so long to accept a head, and there are still fans at this level."

Lin Jinou: "..."

He is cheap, why should he turn on the full-frequency voice to make things difficult for him?

It's not that he doesn't want to yell back at the other party, but now is not the time, when he finally fails, he will give that evil pen a heavy hammer——

It's more exciting to get revenge this way.

Finally arrived at the final round, after a lot of fighting, finally, the number of survivors was 3:

qwertZ, LittleBird, gLan.

"The evil pen is on the second floor of the room in front," Lin Jinou said.

Gu Feizhou gave a faint "hmm".

Anyway, there were only three of them left, and Lin Jinou felt that there was no need to hide it, so he opened whole wheat this time.Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Cang Lan asked in surprise, "You guys actually tipped off the news?"

"Is there anything I can't do?" Lin Jinou twitched the corner of his mouth, and said arrogantly, "It's everyone's responsibility to eradicate evil pens."

A row of "hahahaha", "666" and "well said" in the barrage.

Gu Feizhou couldn't help but bent his eyes and smiled.

"Heh, you're LittleBird, right?" Cang Lan said in a mocking tone, "I heard that you and qwertZ are selling rot in the live broadcast room. Just took the 16th place in the popularity list."

"Did you do your homework well?" Lin Jinou asked coldly, "In order to attack Z, even I checked together."

"Does this need to be checked?" Cang Lan snorted disdainfully, "Fucky gay, disgusting."

Gu Feizhou frowned, and turned off the mirror decisively.

At the same time, Lin Jinou couldn't bear to shoot.

Two bullets pierced Cang Lan's head almost simultaneously.

However, because Lin Jinou was closer to Canglan, the system finally judged that it was Little Bird who killed him.

"LittleBird eliminated gLan with a Kar98K hit to the head."

Lin Jinou put away his gun and said unhappily: "Fuck you. Fuck you, Z is your father's serious boyfriend!"

Gu Feizhou's mood brightened instantly. Looking at the kill announcement, he said sincerely: "My boyfriend is awesome."

However, as soon as he finished speaking, his game screen instantly turned gray in the next second, and at the same time, the system popped up a kill announcement:

"LittleBird eliminated qwertZ with a Kar98K hit to the head."

Gu Feizhou was caught off guard: "..."

In the end, Lin Jinou's arrogant voice resounded through the two live broadcast rooms: "I'll give you another way to die. You were killed by your boyfriend's headshot. Are you surprised or surprised?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

The author has something to say: That was really a surprise :)

Brother Xiaoniao: I was not coaxed :)

Author: But soon.

感谢订阅，谢谢支持，依旧没有时间捉虫哈。感谢在2020-03-2415:30:44~2020-03-2517:35:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Zai Zai Cheng v 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of no tears; 3 bottles of Lei Feng’s good example; 2 bottles of Feiyue and Moshang; is true 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!