Lin Jinou stared at Jiang Yiding's circle of friends, his whole brain was running fast:
Why did Gu Feizhou know Jiang Yiding?
Jiang Yiding is a professional e-sports player and a rising e-sports star, while Gu Feizhou is a well-behaved college student who follows the growth path of most children in the country in every sense of the word. What do these two think? Nor should you lie on each other's friend lists.
Moreover, Lin Jinou has not only told the other party several times that he can play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, so as his boyfriend, Gu Feizhou, when he heard him say that he can play this game, shouldn't he tell him that he knows the world champion team OG team Is the star player Jiang Yiding Xiaoone a god?
But the fact is, Gu Feizhou kept silent about it.
What did Gu Feizhou hide from him?
Lin Jinou sent Jiang Yiding a screenshot of "Zhou"'s WeChat business card.
Your Gull Father: [Screenshot]
Your Ouhuang Dad: Why did you add him?
It's almost twelve o'clock at this time, it's quite late for ordinary people, and they have to rest, but for professional e-sports players, it's still an hour or two before going to sleep, especially for Jiang Yiding. This is especially true for young players.
Therefore, as soon as Lin Jinou's WeChat was sent, it happened to be received by Xiao Jiang, who got up to pour water from the water dispenser.
It wasn't scary to receive a Wechat message from LittleBird, but the frightening thing was that the other party sent a screenshot of the monster's Wechat business card, Coach Gu.
Little one god pupil earthquake.
"Captain!" Xiao Jiang didn't even have time to drink the water, and immediately ran to Li Jieyi's seat, frantically sending out SOS signals.
Because the sound insulation effect of the earphones is very good, Xiao Jiang's roar did not attract the attention of any teammates, including the captain himself.But Li Jieyi immediately noticed when the little One stood beside him.
Li Jieyi was originally asking professional players from other domestic teams to line up for four rows. After noticing Xiao Jiang, he turned on the mic: "Wait a minute, I have something to do here."
"Damn," the teammate broke down, "I can't wait! You are the only one close to me here, if you don't help me, I'm going to die!"
"But Xiaojiang is closer to me," Li Jieyi said ruthlessly.
There are too many gods in their round. Originally, the result of the fourth row has not yet entered the finals, and two of them have been honorably sacrificed. Therefore, even if Li Jieyi helped that person up, let alone eat chicken, can he make it to the finals? It's a very thought-provoking question.
So, in fact, everyone's mentality is relatively relaxed.In addition, there have long been rumors in the market about the two or three incidents between the OG team leader Lee and the little one god, but as one of the parties involved, Xiao Jiang is a bit cute and not very clear about his scandal.
When they heard this, they immediately started making jokes, and a teammate who was already a boxer even whistled: "Hey, I'm close to you? Don't tell me that one is just sitting on your lap and acting like a baby!"
"Wow, is it so flirty?" said another box.
"Just thinking about it, I feel that my eyes are so hot!" Said the teammate who had just turned into a box spirit because Li Jieyi's rescue was not in time.
"Get out," Li Jieyi couldn't help but cursed with a smile, turned off the microphone, took off the earphones, and asked Jiang Yiding, "What's wrong?"
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law suddenly asked me this question..." Jiang Yiding put the phone in front of Li Jieyi, "How should I reply?"
Seeing Xiaojiang's panicked appearance, like a good boy who was so frightened that he could only go home to find his parents, he felt an itch in his heart, raised his hand and rubbed One's head, and said with a smile: "What are you panicking about?" ..."
Only then did he think about looking at Jiang Yiding's cell phone. Compared with classmate Xiao Jiang, Captain Li was indeed much calmer. He returned the phone to the other party and said unhurriedly: "There is nothing to be afraid of, you have Little Bird Is there anything strange about Z’s WeChat now? Don’t preconceive that LittleBird already knows that this is your Coach Gu, okay?”
Jiang Yiding smacked the other party's words carefully, and then he figured out what Li Jieyi meant.
The reason why he was flustered just now was because he was afraid that he would reveal that God Z is Gu Feizhou. After all, according to Li Jieyi's previous inference, Little Bird didn't know about this matter, and he didn't know that God Z also had another identity as Boat.But after Li Jieyi's analysis, he thinks it's better to just admit that he has Z's WeChat account——
LittleBird has played so many games with qwertZ, it is normal to add WeChat to each other, and although he "only played a game with Z once", it is not strange to add WeChat to each other.
But what he never expected was that what LittleBird and qwertZ exchanged was not WeChat IDs, but QQ numbers.
He calmed down and typed.
Jiang Yiding: Is this strange?Didn't I add you too?
Your Gull Father: So?
Jiang Yiding: So, I also added God Z on WeChat yesterday, is there anything strange?
Now, it was Lin Jinou whose pupils shook.
This is obviously Gu Feizhou's WeChat account, why did Jiang Yiding say that this is Z's number?
Thinking of the extremely similar voices of his brother and his boyfriend in the game, Lin Jinou felt his heart beat a little faster.
God Z is Gu Feizhou?
He didn't know what mood he was in now, he was surprised, nervous, excited.
Gu Feizhou is his boyfriend in real life, and also a friend he met on the Internet who has a good relationship with him and can chat with him... What could be more surprising to Lin Jinou than that these two people are actually the same person and surprise?
Lin Jinou tried his best to calm himself down, but all failed. Fortunately, he is now communicating on WeChat. If he is calling, the other party must be able to hear his trembling voice.
Your Ouhuang father: Then you have a good relationship with Z. He hardly likes my circle of friends, but I think he also liked your circle of friends last year.
In fact, Lin Jinou himself didn't know what he typed. He was in a state of extreme excitement and almost lost the ability to think. He just said whatever came to his mind, and this sentence was also why he The reason for sending the screenshot of Gu Feizhou's WeChat business card to Jiang Yiding.
However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.
When Jiang Yiding saw the message from his sister-in-law, he thought it was because the other party had misunderstood the relationship between him and Coach Gu. He really wanted to cry——
What the hell is going on with these two people, why do they misunderstand that he has something tricky with another person...
He had to clear himself up.
Jiang Yiding: There is really nothing between me and Coach Gu!
Lin Jinou's cell phone vibrated twice in his palm, and he looked down at the message from Jiang Yiding, half of the excitement just now disappeared immediately.
Your Ouhuang father: Coach Gu?
At this moment, student Xiao Jiang has not realized how much information is contained in his sentence. He just wants to clarify the relationship between himself and Coach Gu.
Jiang Yiding: Yes.
Your Ouhuang Dad: Why do you call him "Coach Gu"?
Jiang Yiding: "..."
It's over, God will kill me.
This is simply a proposition.
Only then did he realize that he had accidentally missed something in what he said just now.
Xiao Jiang wanted to throw himself into the captain's arms and cry for 2 minutes before speaking.
Li Jieyi looked at Jiang Yiding's heroic appearance, and couldn't laugh or cry: "What's the matter? Why this expression."
"Captain," Jiang Yiding frowned, looking bitter and bitter, "I seem to have exposed the fact that Z is the coach of our team."
Li Jieyi: "..."
Classmate Xiao Jiang really either has to be so good that he doesn't cause trouble, or he can make a world-shattering weeping ghost if he breaks in.
Gu Feizhou obviously didn't tell LittleBird that he was Boat. If Jiang Yiding exposed this matter, it's really hard to say whether Gu Feizhou would get mad - after all, he must have his reasons for wanting to hide it from LittleBird.
But what else can Captain Li do?
Of course, he chose to wipe Xiao Jiang's butt unconditionally.
"Give me the phone," Li Jieyi said.
Jiang Yiding hastily offered his mobile phone with both hands.
Li Jieyi glanced at the chat records of the two, and immediately felt relieved—Jiang Yiding only said that Z was their OG coach, but he didn't say that he was Boat's coach. After all, there is no legal provision that stipulates that the OG team only Able to have a part-time coach.
He breathed a sigh of relief and typed for Jiang Yiding.
Jiang Yiding: God Z was targeted by many teams because of his excellent operation skills, and some teams wanted to poach him to become a professional player, but he refused and declared that he would never become a professional player.So, he was hired by our team to be our part-time coach.
Your Ouhuang father: Why is your team so fond of looking for someone to be your coach?
Jiang Yiding:?
Your Ouhuang Dad: Isn't Boat also coaching your team?
Li Jieyi: "..."
Jiang Yiding: "..."
Jiang Yiding: ...Yes, our team cherishes talents.
"..."
Lin Jinou felt that he was really an idiot, because he once boasted that Gu Feizhou could only read books and nothing else. It is also very awesome, and it is also in the same position as the famous Boat.
Lin Jinou felt a sense of pride in "being proud of you" again in a very contradictory way.
Since you want to lie, you have to make the lie perfect.Li Jieyi continued typing.
Jiang Yiding: I'm sorry I lied to you just now, I didn't add Z as a friend because I played a game with Z, but since he came to our team, I added his WeChat account.
Jiang Yiding: Because Coach Gu has emphasized to us that he is not allowed to reveal that he is Z, so he did not mention this matter during the live broadcast.
After typing these two sentences, Li Jieyi felt that it was almost done, so he returned the phone to Jiang Yiding.
Xiao Jiang's desire to survive is very strong, even stronger than in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. In order to give himself more chances to survive under the claws of Coach Gu, he decided to say another word.
Jiang Yiding: Sister-in-law, don’t tell Coach Gu, I told you this, he doesn’t seem to want you to know that he is Z.
At this moment, Lin Jinou couldn't care less about his boyfriend telling others not to reveal his game ID, and his attention was all on the word "sister-in-law".
Your Ouhuang father: Sister-in-law?
Jiang Yiding: Yes, regarding the relationship between you and him, he has always tacitly agreed that you two are a couple, and he also tacitly allowed us to call you "sister-in-law".
Lin Jinou: "..."
"you two"?
who?
Gu Feizhou and LittleBird?
So here comes the question, why did Gu Feizhou acquiesce in his relationship with LittleBird?
Note that it was LittleBird, not Lin Jinou himself—before he revealed to the other party that he was LittleBird.
Lin Jinou suddenly felt a little annoyed.
What does Gu Feizhou think of him?
The other party has not responded to the message. Jiang Yiding was a little guilty at the moment, so he sent a message:
Is there anything wrong?
No, of course not, very wrong.
How angry, but there is nothing he can do, he can only reply to the other party against his conscience.
Your Ouhuang father: There is nothing wrong, Gu Feizhou is my boyfriend in the first place.
When seeing the three words "Gu Feizhou", Jiang Yiding couldn't help crying out.He can say with certainty that although he accidentally exposed Coach Gu's surname Gu, he definitely did not reveal his old name - he still wants to live for a few more years.
Because he wanted to give Jiang Yiding the god of one ear, Li Jieyi changed his phone's earphones and put them on. The sound insulation effect of this kind of earphones is not very good. At this time, he just landed, because of the voice of the little one god, Li Jieyi's hands After a flick, he didn't notice the surrounding situation, and was hit twice by other players with a pan, and after falling to the ground, he was hit several times to make up for his death.
The other three teammates: "...?"
what's the situation?
The captain of the majestic world champion team, was patted into a box by ordinary players with a frying pan?
"I won't play for now, you guys can play, one suddenly called out, I'll go check the situation," he said and took off the earphones.
In the voices of his teammates that he couldn't hear, the other three teammates were gossiping:
"Xiaojiang called out, is that what I thought it meant?"
"I think it is."
"Sorry, I feel dirty too."
"I'm dirty."
Li Jieyi walked up to Jiang Yiding and asked, "What?"
Jiang Yiding was so frightened that his mouth went bald: "Team, captain, LittleBird knows Coach Gu's full name, and also said... Gu Feizhou is his boyfriend."
Li Jieyi flipped through the chat records between Xiaojiang and Lin Jinou: "..."
He was about to be laughed at by Little Bird and Gu Feizhou's blatant behavior of throwing dog food.
He returned the phone to Jiang Yiding, and said dumbfoundedly: "So what's it called? Is Little Bird fishing tonight to enforce the law? The two of them are already together, but they are still playing online dating." Set? Do young people nowadays talk about love so much?"
"It's okay, since that's the case, then anything that happened tonight has nothing to do with you," Li Jieyi continued to comfort Xiao Jiang, "It's actually a love affair between the two of them after a long time."
Jiang Yiding was dubious: "Really, really?"
Li Jieyi patted Jiang Yiding on the shoulder, and asked seriously: "I'll just ask you, when did the captain lie to you?"
Xiao Jiang really thought about it seriously and said, "No."
Li Jieyi just smiled at him: "So, trust me, don't worry too much, okay?"
Only then did Jiang Yiding feel his heart sink back into his stomach, and he was even in the mood to joke around.
Jiang Yiding: Then you are quite romantic, you still call him "brother".
Lin Jinou: "..."
I'm so romantic!
I feel like green grasslands are growing on my head now!
What the hell does Gu Feizhou mean?Default the relationship between yourself and LittleBird?
What's more, Gu Feizhou flirted with him online even if he had a disagreement?
——It’s not that he didn’t realize that when “his brother” was on the Internet during this period, he would occasionally say some specious and ambiguous words that could easily provoke people, but he didn’t think much about it at the time, and simply thought that the other party’s That's how my personality likes to say hello.
But now to savor it carefully, based on his understanding of Gu Feizhou, how can the other party have that kind of gleeful personality!Obviously, he really wants to show off to LittleBird!
Then what is Lin Jinou?
No wonder they still want to have some kind of soul mate with LittleBird!
I accompany you uncle!
I just want to do you!
Lin Jinou was so angry that he just wanted to vomit blood on the spot.
He lay on the bed and couldn't sleep for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the more he got angry. His boyfriend actually chatted everywhere on the Internet behind his back-well, although the person who chatted happened to be him, but if Little Bird wasn't him But what about others?
So can Gu Feizhou's behavior be defined as "derailment"?
Grass.
What the hell, I was greened by myself, and such a dramatic thing was encountered by him.
This is a matter of nature.The young master has always been tolerant of sand, and Gu Feizhou went to the Internet to seek comfort when he already had him. This has already touched his bottom line.
He couldn't figure it out, why did Gu Feizhou do this?
First of all, he has never shown his face in front of Z, so Z doesn't know what Little Bird looks like, but Gu Feizhou has seen Lin Jinou's appearance...
Is there anyone more handsome than him?
Besides character, Little Bird is just a little bit more obedient than in real life, not as irritable as his true self.However, Gu Feizhou also said it when he confessed that although he has a violent personality and looks like a young master, he still likes him like this...
how?
You say you like him terribly, but in fact, you still prefer the gentler and more understanding type of Little Bird?
Sure enough, does the man's mouth run on the train track?
Lin Jinou wiped his face irritably, expressing his perplexity and depression that he was a little jealous of himself on the Internet.
Damn, it turns out that I am my rival in love!
Unable to fall asleep at all, Lin Jinou decided to have a good chat with Gu Feizhou. He turned on the phone, his eyes vacillating between WeChat APP and QQAPP——
So here comes the question, is he going to talk to Gu Feizhou himself?Or should I talk to Z?
this is a problem.
In the end, the young master flipped the sign of Z.
Don't ask why, it's that he is more angry with Feizhou himself now.
He opened the QQ chat box with Z, but as soon as he opened it, he regretted it. He felt that Z was just like his deity, Gu Feizhou, which was irritating—they didn't chat much with Q in the past two days, and there was still What Z told him two days ago:
In fact, if you have a boyfriend, it doesn't affect our friendship.You and him are in a partnership, but we can talk like this, we can be soul mates.
You taste, you taste carefully, is this what people say?
Would such a man with a basic sense of morality say such scumbags after he had a partner?
Thanks to him, he still tried to find reasons for the other party. Some people are born to talk like this, but they are actually very responsible in their hearts. Everyone has different ideas and think that soul mates are just for chatting, etc...
Thinking about it now, this is not a reason, it is simply an excuse!
In short, the eldest young master is very regretful now, regretting that he was deceived by lard back then, and even tried to make excuses for the scumbag!
Lin Jin'ou just wants to chop off someone's hanger with a 40-meter sword!
What the hell makes you flirt, makes you unable to hold back your desire to cheat!
The young master probably became addicted to fishing tonight. After fishing with Jiang Yiding, he decided to fish for Gu Feizhou again.He took a deep breath and typed on the keyboard.
oh: Brother, are you there?
Lin Jinou was just trying to Q the other party with the mentality of giving it a try. After all, the other party is a veteran cadre and should have gone to bed by now, but he didn't expect the other party to reply soon.
Z: Well, here it is.
Also "what"?
Even "what" on it? !
Depend on.
Lin Jinou is now using a scumbag filter for Gu Feizhou, and anything that is supposed to be a clue to his scum, such as the word "what", the young master has reasonable reasons to suspect that Gu Feizhou wants to soften his tone to achieve something that is impossible for him. The obscene/obscene purpose of telling people!
oh: are you busy?If you are busy, forget it and ignore me.
At the same time, he sent two WeChat messages to Gu Feizhou.
Your Gull Father: I actually lost sleep.
Your gull father: what are you doing?busy?
Gu Feizhou was actually a little upset:
He first received LittleBird's QQ, and then he received the kid's WeChat. In other words, the kid can't sleep for a long night, and his first reaction was to chat with the "brother" he met online, not him——
Where does this put him as a genuine boyfriend?
Gu Feizhou was in the middle of the night, thinking about lemons crazily again.
On the one hand, he wanted to coax the child to sleep, after all, it was late, but on the other hand, he really wanted to know what the child wanted to chat with the "brother" he met online.
Most importantly, he wanted to know whether the kid would listen to his boyfriend more, or to that "brother" Lao Shizi on the Internet.
Therefore, the textbook-like Jingfen annual drama officially kicked off.
He first returned QQ to LittleBird.
Z: Not busy.What do you want to say?
After Lin Jinou received Z's QQ, before he had time to reply, a WeChat message sent to him by Gu Feizhou popped up at the top of the screen.
Zhou: Not bad.It's so late, still not sleeping?
Then, he saw that on the QQ chat box, under Z's ID, it was displayed that "the other party is typing..." and not long after, he received another message from the other party.
Z: I am happy to help you out.
Lin Jinou narrowed his eyes, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.
good, very good, excellent.
His boyfriend, after receiving the news of his real boyfriend, did not reply immediately, but chose to reply to the "little fairy" he met online playing games first, which is a crime;
For the same message, replying to him is completely different from replying to that "little goblin". Regardless of whether Gu Feizhou is really busy or fake, it doesn't matter anyway. The important thing is that the other party wants to chat with the "little goblin" , but just want to end the chat with him, this is the second crime;
In the middle of the night, at twelve o'clock in the morning, to say "willing to help you out of your worries" to a "little fairy" whom I met on the Internet and walked on the street "even if I meet each other", this is simply a scumbag. Yes, this is the three crimes.
One of these three charges is more deadly than the other, and each of them can cause their love relationship to be terminated at any time.
The young master felt that he was probably sick, so he played this kind of mentally handicapped game with Gu Feizhou at night, which tested the loyalty of his boyfriend, but he just couldn't help but want to continue playing.
He would like to see how Gu Feizhou would cuckold him—and, moreover, he wove the green hat for himself.With this level of drama, no ridiculous TV series would dare to act like this!
Lin Jinou took a deep breath, he decided to give Gu Feizhou another chance, he clicked on the top profile picture on WeChat.
Your Ouhuang father: "Okay"?So it's still busy?
He is really busy. Although he returned to Xinghe to start his own company, he is so good that his mentor will not let him go. He gave him 10,000+ lines of code and asked him to help catch bugs——Lab The project codes of other project teams always run wrong, but the people in their project team can't find the problem, so they report this matter to the instructor.
Then, Gu Feizhou was very sadly arrested.Because he wanted to go back to Mexico City to meet his children early, and he had some procedural matters to deal with during the day, so he could only work overtime at night to catch bugs in the program.
Looking at the message sent by the child, Gu Feizhou couldn't help but smile - I have to say that although the child is a bit grumpy, his mind is really delicate.He typed the reply.
Zhou: Well, I'm a little busy.It's late, let's go to rest.
He then switched to the QQ chat box with LittleBird.
Z: So, what do you want to tell me?
Z: I'm listening.
Looking at the news on the screen, Lin Jinou rolled his eyes fiercely.
Yes, his boyfriend is indeed very busy, busy persuading his real boyfriend to take a break to spare him time and energy, busy chatting with other boys online, busy playing the role of a confidant big brother.
Okay, don't you like acting?
Who doesn't know how to act?
He first replied to Gu Feizhou in WeChat.
Your Gull Father: Well, then I’m going to sleep.
Your Ouhuang Dad: Good night, boyfriend.
When he received these two messages from the kid, Gu Feizhou was very satisfied. He always felt that he had defeated qwertZ. Just as he was about to go back with joy, "Good night, boyfriend" before he could press the send button, a message popped up on the top of the screen, It was a QQ message sent to him by LittleBird.
oh: brother, I thought about it, you are right.We can really chat very well. Whether it is chatting or playing games with you, I feel very happy. The whole person is in a relaxed state. I enjoy the time with you very much.
oh: If people really have souls, I think the degree of soul compatibility between the two of us must be the highest, the kind that matches 100%.We are born "soul mates".
oh: So, bro, online dating?
Gu Feizhou was so frightened that he almost dropped his phone. He looked at the three QQ messages sent by Little Bird, his breathing suddenly became heavier, and his mind went blank for a moment.
What does this mean, kid?
Want to find a virtual partner online behind his back?
Is he not doing well enough?
He just had a sense of morality and didn't want to do anything to the other party at this time.
How did things suddenly turn out the way they are now?
The kid is going to wear a green hat for him, and he made that hat by himself stitch by stitch?
Gu Feizhou felt that the development of the matter had a strong color of realistic magicism.
He took a deep breath, thinking that he could still be rescued.
Z: But, didn't you say you have a boyfriend?
Z: Had a fight?
Z: Or is he not good enough for you?
Lin Jinou snorted coldly, thinking that you are a scumbag, and you are playing hard to get.
oh: no quarrel.He is very nice to me.
Looking at the three words "very good", Gu Feizhou always felt that the other party's words were insincere.
Z: In this case, why do you suddenly want to date online?
oh: not suddenly.In fact, brother, I have always had a good impression of you, but before, I thought that there must be no way for us to be separated by a network cable.
Z: So what's the difference now?We are still separated by a network cable.
Gu Feizhou is persuasive and persuasive, trying to persuade the children to give up this dangerous idea.
oh: Of course there is a difference now, it is different from before.
oh: I told you, I passed the college entrance examination this year, right?Then my college entrance examination scores are not bad, and it should not be a problem to get into Xinghe University.I remember you once said that you are a student of Xinghe University, so as long as I go to school in September, the two of us will be able to start dating online.
"..."
Stop talking, Gu Feizhou cursed in his heart.
Going on, Gu Feizhou felt that he was going to die on the spot.
Probably because the time spent with the child was too happy, which made him forget that when the child told him that he wanted to take Xinghe University as his goal, he was persuaded and induced by him on the Internet, that is, qwertZ , finally made up his mind.
They were not together at that time, and he even carefully harbored his love for Lin Jinou, and dared not say it out loud.
Thinking about it now, the child's most primitive motivation has never been him in real life.And the reason why he "wins" qwertZ may be because he is close to Lin Jinou's real life, not separated by network cables or radio waves.
And this cognition made Gu Feizhou feel suffocated.
He swallowed hard, stretched his trembling fingers, and started typing on the keyboard.
Z: What about your boyfriend?
oh: Harm, what else can I do?Nothing to do.
Gu Feizhou had a black question mark on his face.
Z:?
oh: If you don't tell him, it's fine. I'm dating you online, why should you tell him? Are you heartless?
Gu Feizhou: "..."
It made sense, he couldn't even refute it.
But, dear baby, your boyfriend knows now!
Lin Jinou decided to make a big move.
oh: So, bro, online dating?Choose me for online dating, I am very sweet and well-behaved.Say good morning in the morning and good night in the evening, when you want to play games, I will always be there to accompany you, and if you are lonely, I can breathe for you.
Gu Feizhou: "??"
Such attentive service?
The children never breathed for him when he was lonely!
Gu Feizhou's scalp was numb from Lin Jinou's words, and he lost the ability to type.
But Lin Jinou took the other party's silence as a "play hard to get" scumbag.So, he urged again, this time he sent the voice directly.
Gu Feizhou looked at the voice message he received suddenly, and hurriedly put on the earphones, after all, Cheng Mu had already climbed onto the bed.Then, he clicked on the voice that lasted only a few seconds, and now not only his scalp was numb, but his whole body was numb.
He heard the child ask in a soft voice: So, online dating, brother?
So obedient and so soft, just ask who can stand it? !
This "brother", just ask who can withstand it? !
Thinking of having a soft and cute boyfriend once in a while, Gu Feizhou responded with a word in a strange manner.
Z: OK.
Lin Jinou: "??"
Lin Jinou: "!!"
That's it?
That's it? ?
I rely on!
He said "yes", how dare he say "yes"?
What kind of peerless and top-notch scumbag is this horse riding?
Lin Jinou's lungs were about to explode!
Gu Feizhou, you are not a human being riding a horse!When you usually want to make out, pretend to be a modest gentleman, who will you show your dignity? !As a result, as soon as I came to the Internet, my true colors were revealed!
He just squeezed his throat and pretended to be good, but this guy can't hold it anymore? !
Lin Jinou felt that when he first fell in love with Gu Feizhou, he had either a brain problem or an eye problem. Now he just wants to donate his brain and eyes together!
Anyway, he doesn't want this brain and these eyes anymore!
Grass is gone!
Lin Jinou was still young after all, and he was not particularly tolerant of his blood, so he directly used QQ to play a QQ voice call to the other party.
The mobile phone vibrated crazily on the desk, startling Cheng Mu, who was paralyzed on the bed and browsing the forum. Hearing this, he propped his upper body half up on his elbows and asked, "Fei Zhou, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you pick it up?"
Gu Feizhou's first thought was that the kid is a person who thinks about it as soon as he thinks about it, so he agreed to the other party's request for online dating, so now this QQ call, does the young master want to listen to him?
With such a nervous and ashamed heart, Gu Feizhou dealt with Cheng Mu casually, turned around and took his mobile phone to the balcony—even though his earphones have good sound insulation effect, he was still a little guilty and possessive after all. I always feel that my boyfriend's panting can't be heard by others.
In the world, only he deserves to hear Lin Jinou's voice driven by primitive desire.
However, as soon as he connected, the voice on the other end of the phone roared and scraped into his ears along his earphone cable:
"Gu Feizhou, I want to kill you, but you dare to cuckold me!!"
At that moment, Gu Feizhou seemed to be unable to feel his own heartbeat.
He was silent for a long time before he opened his mouth in disbelief: "Xiao Ou?"
"Don't call me 'Xiao Ou'!" Lin Jinou said angrily, "Don't say your dirty words in front of Dad!"
Only then did Gu Feizhou understand that the other party had misunderstood him. After all, he was called "Xiaoou" in the game.
So, he spoke again: "Lin Xiaoou."
——In this world, only Gu Feizhou can call himself that. Lin Jinou paused, his eyes suddenly felt a little sore, and his throat felt a little astringent.
He wiped the corners of his eyes carelessly in the dark, trying to suppress the grievance in his heart, but when he spoke again, his tone was full of sarcasm: "Oh, it's really rare that you can still hear my voice, I thought You only care about flirting and chatting with the little friends on the Internet!"
"I didn't chat online, nor did I flirt with others online," Gu Feizhou explained.
Lin Jinou sneered: "Stop making excuses, it's useless. Little Bird is just the right evidence."
Gu Feizhou pinched the pulp of his thumb fiercely with his nails to calm himself down, and he asked, "Then what do you do to Z?"
There is no other reason for him to ask this question, just because he simply hates the children's dependence on Z.
Why did Gu Feizhou know Jiang Yiding?
Jiang Yiding is a professional e-sports player and a rising e-sports star, while Gu Feizhou is a well-behaved college student who follows the growth path of most children in the country in every sense of the word. What do these two think? Nor should you lie on each other's friend lists.
Moreover, Lin Jinou has not only told the other party several times that he can play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, so as his boyfriend, Gu Feizhou, when he heard him say that he can play this game, shouldn't he tell him that he knows the world champion team OG team Is the star player Jiang Yiding Xiaoone a god?
But the fact is, Gu Feizhou kept silent about it.
What did Gu Feizhou hide from him?
Lin Jinou sent Jiang Yiding a screenshot of "Zhou"'s WeChat business card.
Your Gull Father: [Screenshot]
Your Ouhuang Dad: Why did you add him?
It's almost twelve o'clock at this time, it's quite late for ordinary people, and they have to rest, but for professional e-sports players, it's still an hour or two before going to sleep, especially for Jiang Yiding. This is especially true for young players.
Therefore, as soon as Lin Jinou's WeChat was sent, it happened to be received by Xiao Jiang, who got up to pour water from the water dispenser.
It wasn't scary to receive a Wechat message from LittleBird, but the frightening thing was that the other party sent a screenshot of the monster's Wechat business card, Coach Gu.
Little one god pupil earthquake.
"Captain!" Xiao Jiang didn't even have time to drink the water, and immediately ran to Li Jieyi's seat, frantically sending out SOS signals.
Because the sound insulation effect of the earphones is very good, Xiao Jiang's roar did not attract the attention of any teammates, including the captain himself.But Li Jieyi immediately noticed when the little One stood beside him.
Li Jieyi was originally asking professional players from other domestic teams to line up for four rows. After noticing Xiao Jiang, he turned on the mic: "Wait a minute, I have something to do here."
"Damn," the teammate broke down, "I can't wait! You are the only one close to me here, if you don't help me, I'm going to die!"
"But Xiaojiang is closer to me," Li Jieyi said ruthlessly.
There are too many gods in their round. Originally, the result of the fourth row has not yet entered the finals, and two of them have been honorably sacrificed. Therefore, even if Li Jieyi helped that person up, let alone eat chicken, can he make it to the finals? It's a very thought-provoking question.
So, in fact, everyone's mentality is relatively relaxed.In addition, there have long been rumors in the market about the two or three incidents between the OG team leader Lee and the little one god, but as one of the parties involved, Xiao Jiang is a bit cute and not very clear about his scandal.
When they heard this, they immediately started making jokes, and a teammate who was already a boxer even whistled: "Hey, I'm close to you? Don't tell me that one is just sitting on your lap and acting like a baby!"
"Wow, is it so flirty?" said another box.
"Just thinking about it, I feel that my eyes are so hot!" Said the teammate who had just turned into a box spirit because Li Jieyi's rescue was not in time.
"Get out," Li Jieyi couldn't help but cursed with a smile, turned off the microphone, took off the earphones, and asked Jiang Yiding, "What's wrong?"
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law suddenly asked me this question..." Jiang Yiding put the phone in front of Li Jieyi, "How should I reply?"
Seeing Xiaojiang's panicked appearance, like a good boy who was so frightened that he could only go home to find his parents, he felt an itch in his heart, raised his hand and rubbed One's head, and said with a smile: "What are you panicking about?" ..."
Only then did he think about looking at Jiang Yiding's cell phone. Compared with classmate Xiao Jiang, Captain Li was indeed much calmer. He returned the phone to the other party and said unhurriedly: "There is nothing to be afraid of, you have Little Bird Is there anything strange about Z’s WeChat now? Don’t preconceive that LittleBird already knows that this is your Coach Gu, okay?”
Jiang Yiding smacked the other party's words carefully, and then he figured out what Li Jieyi meant.
The reason why he was flustered just now was because he was afraid that he would reveal that God Z is Gu Feizhou. After all, according to Li Jieyi's previous inference, Little Bird didn't know about this matter, and he didn't know that God Z also had another identity as Boat.But after Li Jieyi's analysis, he thinks it's better to just admit that he has Z's WeChat account——
LittleBird has played so many games with qwertZ, it is normal to add WeChat to each other, and although he "only played a game with Z once", it is not strange to add WeChat to each other.
But what he never expected was that what LittleBird and qwertZ exchanged was not WeChat IDs, but QQ numbers.
He calmed down and typed.
Jiang Yiding: Is this strange?Didn't I add you too?
Your Gull Father: So?
Jiang Yiding: So, I also added God Z on WeChat yesterday, is there anything strange?
Now, it was Lin Jinou whose pupils shook.
This is obviously Gu Feizhou's WeChat account, why did Jiang Yiding say that this is Z's number?
Thinking of the extremely similar voices of his brother and his boyfriend in the game, Lin Jinou felt his heart beat a little faster.
God Z is Gu Feizhou?
He didn't know what mood he was in now, he was surprised, nervous, excited.
Gu Feizhou is his boyfriend in real life, and also a friend he met on the Internet who has a good relationship with him and can chat with him... What could be more surprising to Lin Jinou than that these two people are actually the same person and surprise?
Lin Jinou tried his best to calm himself down, but all failed. Fortunately, he is now communicating on WeChat. If he is calling, the other party must be able to hear his trembling voice.
Your Ouhuang father: Then you have a good relationship with Z. He hardly likes my circle of friends, but I think he also liked your circle of friends last year.
In fact, Lin Jinou himself didn't know what he typed. He was in a state of extreme excitement and almost lost the ability to think. He just said whatever came to his mind, and this sentence was also why he The reason for sending the screenshot of Gu Feizhou's WeChat business card to Jiang Yiding.
However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.
When Jiang Yiding saw the message from his sister-in-law, he thought it was because the other party had misunderstood the relationship between him and Coach Gu. He really wanted to cry——
What the hell is going on with these two people, why do they misunderstand that he has something tricky with another person...
He had to clear himself up.
Jiang Yiding: There is really nothing between me and Coach Gu!
Lin Jinou's cell phone vibrated twice in his palm, and he looked down at the message from Jiang Yiding, half of the excitement just now disappeared immediately.
Your Ouhuang father: Coach Gu?
At this moment, student Xiao Jiang has not realized how much information is contained in his sentence. He just wants to clarify the relationship between himself and Coach Gu.
Jiang Yiding: Yes.
Your Ouhuang Dad: Why do you call him "Coach Gu"?
Jiang Yiding: "..."
It's over, God will kill me.
This is simply a proposition.
Only then did he realize that he had accidentally missed something in what he said just now.
Xiao Jiang wanted to throw himself into the captain's arms and cry for 2 minutes before speaking.
Li Jieyi looked at Jiang Yiding's heroic appearance, and couldn't laugh or cry: "What's the matter? Why this expression."
"Captain," Jiang Yiding frowned, looking bitter and bitter, "I seem to have exposed the fact that Z is the coach of our team."
Li Jieyi: "..."
Classmate Xiao Jiang really either has to be so good that he doesn't cause trouble, or he can make a world-shattering weeping ghost if he breaks in.
Gu Feizhou obviously didn't tell LittleBird that he was Boat. If Jiang Yiding exposed this matter, it's really hard to say whether Gu Feizhou would get mad - after all, he must have his reasons for wanting to hide it from LittleBird.
But what else can Captain Li do?
Of course, he chose to wipe Xiao Jiang's butt unconditionally.
"Give me the phone," Li Jieyi said.
Jiang Yiding hastily offered his mobile phone with both hands.
Li Jieyi glanced at the chat records of the two, and immediately felt relieved—Jiang Yiding only said that Z was their OG coach, but he didn't say that he was Boat's coach. After all, there is no legal provision that stipulates that the OG team only Able to have a part-time coach.
He breathed a sigh of relief and typed for Jiang Yiding.
Jiang Yiding: God Z was targeted by many teams because of his excellent operation skills, and some teams wanted to poach him to become a professional player, but he refused and declared that he would never become a professional player.So, he was hired by our team to be our part-time coach.
Your Ouhuang father: Why is your team so fond of looking for someone to be your coach?
Jiang Yiding:?
Your Ouhuang Dad: Isn't Boat also coaching your team?
Li Jieyi: "..."
Jiang Yiding: "..."
Jiang Yiding: ...Yes, our team cherishes talents.
"..."
Lin Jinou felt that he was really an idiot, because he once boasted that Gu Feizhou could only read books and nothing else. It is also very awesome, and it is also in the same position as the famous Boat.
Lin Jinou felt a sense of pride in "being proud of you" again in a very contradictory way.
Since you want to lie, you have to make the lie perfect.Li Jieyi continued typing.
Jiang Yiding: I'm sorry I lied to you just now, I didn't add Z as a friend because I played a game with Z, but since he came to our team, I added his WeChat account.
Jiang Yiding: Because Coach Gu has emphasized to us that he is not allowed to reveal that he is Z, so he did not mention this matter during the live broadcast.
After typing these two sentences, Li Jieyi felt that it was almost done, so he returned the phone to Jiang Yiding.
Xiao Jiang's desire to survive is very strong, even stronger than in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. In order to give himself more chances to survive under the claws of Coach Gu, he decided to say another word.
Jiang Yiding: Sister-in-law, don’t tell Coach Gu, I told you this, he doesn’t seem to want you to know that he is Z.
At this moment, Lin Jinou couldn't care less about his boyfriend telling others not to reveal his game ID, and his attention was all on the word "sister-in-law".
Your Ouhuang father: Sister-in-law?
Jiang Yiding: Yes, regarding the relationship between you and him, he has always tacitly agreed that you two are a couple, and he also tacitly allowed us to call you "sister-in-law".
Lin Jinou: "..."
"you two"?
who?
Gu Feizhou and LittleBird?
So here comes the question, why did Gu Feizhou acquiesce in his relationship with LittleBird?
Note that it was LittleBird, not Lin Jinou himself—before he revealed to the other party that he was LittleBird.
Lin Jinou suddenly felt a little annoyed.
What does Gu Feizhou think of him?
The other party has not responded to the message. Jiang Yiding was a little guilty at the moment, so he sent a message:
Is there anything wrong?
No, of course not, very wrong.
How angry, but there is nothing he can do, he can only reply to the other party against his conscience.
Your Ouhuang father: There is nothing wrong, Gu Feizhou is my boyfriend in the first place.
When seeing the three words "Gu Feizhou", Jiang Yiding couldn't help crying out.He can say with certainty that although he accidentally exposed Coach Gu's surname Gu, he definitely did not reveal his old name - he still wants to live for a few more years.
Because he wanted to give Jiang Yiding the god of one ear, Li Jieyi changed his phone's earphones and put them on. The sound insulation effect of this kind of earphones is not very good. At this time, he just landed, because of the voice of the little one god, Li Jieyi's hands After a flick, he didn't notice the surrounding situation, and was hit twice by other players with a pan, and after falling to the ground, he was hit several times to make up for his death.
The other three teammates: "...?"
what's the situation?
The captain of the majestic world champion team, was patted into a box by ordinary players with a frying pan?
"I won't play for now, you guys can play, one suddenly called out, I'll go check the situation," he said and took off the earphones.
In the voices of his teammates that he couldn't hear, the other three teammates were gossiping:
"Xiaojiang called out, is that what I thought it meant?"
"I think it is."
"Sorry, I feel dirty too."
"I'm dirty."
Li Jieyi walked up to Jiang Yiding and asked, "What?"
Jiang Yiding was so frightened that his mouth went bald: "Team, captain, LittleBird knows Coach Gu's full name, and also said... Gu Feizhou is his boyfriend."
Li Jieyi flipped through the chat records between Xiaojiang and Lin Jinou: "..."
He was about to be laughed at by Little Bird and Gu Feizhou's blatant behavior of throwing dog food.
He returned the phone to Jiang Yiding, and said dumbfoundedly: "So what's it called? Is Little Bird fishing tonight to enforce the law? The two of them are already together, but they are still playing online dating." Set? Do young people nowadays talk about love so much?"
"It's okay, since that's the case, then anything that happened tonight has nothing to do with you," Li Jieyi continued to comfort Xiao Jiang, "It's actually a love affair between the two of them after a long time."
Jiang Yiding was dubious: "Really, really?"
Li Jieyi patted Jiang Yiding on the shoulder, and asked seriously: "I'll just ask you, when did the captain lie to you?"
Xiao Jiang really thought about it seriously and said, "No."
Li Jieyi just smiled at him: "So, trust me, don't worry too much, okay?"
Only then did Jiang Yiding feel his heart sink back into his stomach, and he was even in the mood to joke around.
Jiang Yiding: Then you are quite romantic, you still call him "brother".
Lin Jinou: "..."
I'm so romantic!
I feel like green grasslands are growing on my head now!
What the hell does Gu Feizhou mean?Default the relationship between yourself and LittleBird?
What's more, Gu Feizhou flirted with him online even if he had a disagreement?
——It’s not that he didn’t realize that when “his brother” was on the Internet during this period, he would occasionally say some specious and ambiguous words that could easily provoke people, but he didn’t think much about it at the time, and simply thought that the other party’s That's how my personality likes to say hello.
But now to savor it carefully, based on his understanding of Gu Feizhou, how can the other party have that kind of gleeful personality!Obviously, he really wants to show off to LittleBird!
Then what is Lin Jinou?
No wonder they still want to have some kind of soul mate with LittleBird!
I accompany you uncle!
I just want to do you!
Lin Jinou was so angry that he just wanted to vomit blood on the spot.
He lay on the bed and couldn't sleep for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the more he got angry. His boyfriend actually chatted everywhere on the Internet behind his back-well, although the person who chatted happened to be him, but if Little Bird wasn't him But what about others?
So can Gu Feizhou's behavior be defined as "derailment"?
Grass.
What the hell, I was greened by myself, and such a dramatic thing was encountered by him.
This is a matter of nature.The young master has always been tolerant of sand, and Gu Feizhou went to the Internet to seek comfort when he already had him. This has already touched his bottom line.
He couldn't figure it out, why did Gu Feizhou do this?
First of all, he has never shown his face in front of Z, so Z doesn't know what Little Bird looks like, but Gu Feizhou has seen Lin Jinou's appearance...
Is there anyone more handsome than him?
Besides character, Little Bird is just a little bit more obedient than in real life, not as irritable as his true self.However, Gu Feizhou also said it when he confessed that although he has a violent personality and looks like a young master, he still likes him like this...
how?
You say you like him terribly, but in fact, you still prefer the gentler and more understanding type of Little Bird?
Sure enough, does the man's mouth run on the train track?
Lin Jinou wiped his face irritably, expressing his perplexity and depression that he was a little jealous of himself on the Internet.
Damn, it turns out that I am my rival in love!
Unable to fall asleep at all, Lin Jinou decided to have a good chat with Gu Feizhou. He turned on the phone, his eyes vacillating between WeChat APP and QQAPP——
So here comes the question, is he going to talk to Gu Feizhou himself?Or should I talk to Z?
this is a problem.
In the end, the young master flipped the sign of Z.
Don't ask why, it's that he is more angry with Feizhou himself now.
He opened the QQ chat box with Z, but as soon as he opened it, he regretted it. He felt that Z was just like his deity, Gu Feizhou, which was irritating—they didn't chat much with Q in the past two days, and there was still What Z told him two days ago:
In fact, if you have a boyfriend, it doesn't affect our friendship.You and him are in a partnership, but we can talk like this, we can be soul mates.
You taste, you taste carefully, is this what people say?
Would such a man with a basic sense of morality say such scumbags after he had a partner?
Thanks to him, he still tried to find reasons for the other party. Some people are born to talk like this, but they are actually very responsible in their hearts. Everyone has different ideas and think that soul mates are just for chatting, etc...
Thinking about it now, this is not a reason, it is simply an excuse!
In short, the eldest young master is very regretful now, regretting that he was deceived by lard back then, and even tried to make excuses for the scumbag!
Lin Jin'ou just wants to chop off someone's hanger with a 40-meter sword!
What the hell makes you flirt, makes you unable to hold back your desire to cheat!
The young master probably became addicted to fishing tonight. After fishing with Jiang Yiding, he decided to fish for Gu Feizhou again.He took a deep breath and typed on the keyboard.
oh: Brother, are you there?
Lin Jinou was just trying to Q the other party with the mentality of giving it a try. After all, the other party is a veteran cadre and should have gone to bed by now, but he didn't expect the other party to reply soon.
Z: Well, here it is.
Also "what"?
Even "what" on it? !
Depend on.
Lin Jinou is now using a scumbag filter for Gu Feizhou, and anything that is supposed to be a clue to his scum, such as the word "what", the young master has reasonable reasons to suspect that Gu Feizhou wants to soften his tone to achieve something that is impossible for him. The obscene/obscene purpose of telling people!
oh: are you busy?If you are busy, forget it and ignore me.
At the same time, he sent two WeChat messages to Gu Feizhou.
Your Gull Father: I actually lost sleep.
Your gull father: what are you doing?busy?
Gu Feizhou was actually a little upset:
He first received LittleBird's QQ, and then he received the kid's WeChat. In other words, the kid can't sleep for a long night, and his first reaction was to chat with the "brother" he met online, not him——
Where does this put him as a genuine boyfriend?
Gu Feizhou was in the middle of the night, thinking about lemons crazily again.
On the one hand, he wanted to coax the child to sleep, after all, it was late, but on the other hand, he really wanted to know what the child wanted to chat with the "brother" he met online.
Most importantly, he wanted to know whether the kid would listen to his boyfriend more, or to that "brother" Lao Shizi on the Internet.
Therefore, the textbook-like Jingfen annual drama officially kicked off.
He first returned QQ to LittleBird.
Z: Not busy.What do you want to say?
After Lin Jinou received Z's QQ, before he had time to reply, a WeChat message sent to him by Gu Feizhou popped up at the top of the screen.
Zhou: Not bad.It's so late, still not sleeping?
Then, he saw that on the QQ chat box, under Z's ID, it was displayed that "the other party is typing..." and not long after, he received another message from the other party.
Z: I am happy to help you out.
Lin Jinou narrowed his eyes, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.
good, very good, excellent.
His boyfriend, after receiving the news of his real boyfriend, did not reply immediately, but chose to reply to the "little fairy" he met online playing games first, which is a crime;
For the same message, replying to him is completely different from replying to that "little goblin". Regardless of whether Gu Feizhou is really busy or fake, it doesn't matter anyway. The important thing is that the other party wants to chat with the "little goblin" , but just want to end the chat with him, this is the second crime;
In the middle of the night, at twelve o'clock in the morning, to say "willing to help you out of your worries" to a "little fairy" whom I met on the Internet and walked on the street "even if I meet each other", this is simply a scumbag. Yes, this is the three crimes.
One of these three charges is more deadly than the other, and each of them can cause their love relationship to be terminated at any time.
The young master felt that he was probably sick, so he played this kind of mentally handicapped game with Gu Feizhou at night, which tested the loyalty of his boyfriend, but he just couldn't help but want to continue playing.
He would like to see how Gu Feizhou would cuckold him—and, moreover, he wove the green hat for himself.With this level of drama, no ridiculous TV series would dare to act like this!
Lin Jinou took a deep breath, he decided to give Gu Feizhou another chance, he clicked on the top profile picture on WeChat.
Your Ouhuang father: "Okay"?So it's still busy?
He is really busy. Although he returned to Xinghe to start his own company, he is so good that his mentor will not let him go. He gave him 10,000+ lines of code and asked him to help catch bugs——Lab The project codes of other project teams always run wrong, but the people in their project team can't find the problem, so they report this matter to the instructor.
Then, Gu Feizhou was very sadly arrested.Because he wanted to go back to Mexico City to meet his children early, and he had some procedural matters to deal with during the day, so he could only work overtime at night to catch bugs in the program.
Looking at the message sent by the child, Gu Feizhou couldn't help but smile - I have to say that although the child is a bit grumpy, his mind is really delicate.He typed the reply.
Zhou: Well, I'm a little busy.It's late, let's go to rest.
He then switched to the QQ chat box with LittleBird.
Z: So, what do you want to tell me?
Z: I'm listening.
Looking at the news on the screen, Lin Jinou rolled his eyes fiercely.
Yes, his boyfriend is indeed very busy, busy persuading his real boyfriend to take a break to spare him time and energy, busy chatting with other boys online, busy playing the role of a confidant big brother.
Okay, don't you like acting?
Who doesn't know how to act?
He first replied to Gu Feizhou in WeChat.
Your Gull Father: Well, then I’m going to sleep.
Your Ouhuang Dad: Good night, boyfriend.
When he received these two messages from the kid, Gu Feizhou was very satisfied. He always felt that he had defeated qwertZ. Just as he was about to go back with joy, "Good night, boyfriend" before he could press the send button, a message popped up on the top of the screen, It was a QQ message sent to him by LittleBird.
oh: brother, I thought about it, you are right.We can really chat very well. Whether it is chatting or playing games with you, I feel very happy. The whole person is in a relaxed state. I enjoy the time with you very much.
oh: If people really have souls, I think the degree of soul compatibility between the two of us must be the highest, the kind that matches 100%.We are born "soul mates".
oh: So, bro, online dating?
Gu Feizhou was so frightened that he almost dropped his phone. He looked at the three QQ messages sent by Little Bird, his breathing suddenly became heavier, and his mind went blank for a moment.
What does this mean, kid?
Want to find a virtual partner online behind his back?
Is he not doing well enough?
He just had a sense of morality and didn't want to do anything to the other party at this time.
How did things suddenly turn out the way they are now?
The kid is going to wear a green hat for him, and he made that hat by himself stitch by stitch?
Gu Feizhou felt that the development of the matter had a strong color of realistic magicism.
He took a deep breath, thinking that he could still be rescued.
Z: But, didn't you say you have a boyfriend?
Z: Had a fight?
Z: Or is he not good enough for you?
Lin Jinou snorted coldly, thinking that you are a scumbag, and you are playing hard to get.
oh: no quarrel.He is very nice to me.
Looking at the three words "very good", Gu Feizhou always felt that the other party's words were insincere.
Z: In this case, why do you suddenly want to date online?
oh: not suddenly.In fact, brother, I have always had a good impression of you, but before, I thought that there must be no way for us to be separated by a network cable.
Z: So what's the difference now?We are still separated by a network cable.
Gu Feizhou is persuasive and persuasive, trying to persuade the children to give up this dangerous idea.
oh: Of course there is a difference now, it is different from before.
oh: I told you, I passed the college entrance examination this year, right?Then my college entrance examination scores are not bad, and it should not be a problem to get into Xinghe University.I remember you once said that you are a student of Xinghe University, so as long as I go to school in September, the two of us will be able to start dating online.
"..."
Stop talking, Gu Feizhou cursed in his heart.
Going on, Gu Feizhou felt that he was going to die on the spot.
Probably because the time spent with the child was too happy, which made him forget that when the child told him that he wanted to take Xinghe University as his goal, he was persuaded and induced by him on the Internet, that is, qwertZ , finally made up his mind.
They were not together at that time, and he even carefully harbored his love for Lin Jinou, and dared not say it out loud.
Thinking about it now, the child's most primitive motivation has never been him in real life.And the reason why he "wins" qwertZ may be because he is close to Lin Jinou's real life, not separated by network cables or radio waves.
And this cognition made Gu Feizhou feel suffocated.
He swallowed hard, stretched his trembling fingers, and started typing on the keyboard.
Z: What about your boyfriend?
oh: Harm, what else can I do?Nothing to do.
Gu Feizhou had a black question mark on his face.
Z:?
oh: If you don't tell him, it's fine. I'm dating you online, why should you tell him? Are you heartless?
Gu Feizhou: "..."
It made sense, he couldn't even refute it.
But, dear baby, your boyfriend knows now!
Lin Jinou decided to make a big move.
oh: So, bro, online dating?Choose me for online dating, I am very sweet and well-behaved.Say good morning in the morning and good night in the evening, when you want to play games, I will always be there to accompany you, and if you are lonely, I can breathe for you.
Gu Feizhou: "??"
Such attentive service?
The children never breathed for him when he was lonely!
Gu Feizhou's scalp was numb from Lin Jinou's words, and he lost the ability to type.
But Lin Jinou took the other party's silence as a "play hard to get" scumbag.So, he urged again, this time he sent the voice directly.
Gu Feizhou looked at the voice message he received suddenly, and hurriedly put on the earphones, after all, Cheng Mu had already climbed onto the bed.Then, he clicked on the voice that lasted only a few seconds, and now not only his scalp was numb, but his whole body was numb.
He heard the child ask in a soft voice: So, online dating, brother?
So obedient and so soft, just ask who can stand it? !
This "brother", just ask who can withstand it? !
Thinking of having a soft and cute boyfriend once in a while, Gu Feizhou responded with a word in a strange manner.
Z: OK.
Lin Jinou: "??"
Lin Jinou: "!!"
That's it?
That's it? ?
I rely on!
He said "yes", how dare he say "yes"?
What kind of peerless and top-notch scumbag is this horse riding?
Lin Jinou's lungs were about to explode!
Gu Feizhou, you are not a human being riding a horse!When you usually want to make out, pretend to be a modest gentleman, who will you show your dignity? !As a result, as soon as I came to the Internet, my true colors were revealed!
He just squeezed his throat and pretended to be good, but this guy can't hold it anymore? !
Lin Jinou felt that when he first fell in love with Gu Feizhou, he had either a brain problem or an eye problem. Now he just wants to donate his brain and eyes together!
Anyway, he doesn't want this brain and these eyes anymore!
Grass is gone!
Lin Jinou was still young after all, and he was not particularly tolerant of his blood, so he directly used QQ to play a QQ voice call to the other party.
The mobile phone vibrated crazily on the desk, startling Cheng Mu, who was paralyzed on the bed and browsing the forum. Hearing this, he propped his upper body half up on his elbows and asked, "Fei Zhou, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you pick it up?"
Gu Feizhou's first thought was that the kid is a person who thinks about it as soon as he thinks about it, so he agreed to the other party's request for online dating, so now this QQ call, does the young master want to listen to him?
With such a nervous and ashamed heart, Gu Feizhou dealt with Cheng Mu casually, turned around and took his mobile phone to the balcony—even though his earphones have good sound insulation effect, he was still a little guilty and possessive after all. I always feel that my boyfriend's panting can't be heard by others.
In the world, only he deserves to hear Lin Jinou's voice driven by primitive desire.
However, as soon as he connected, the voice on the other end of the phone roared and scraped into his ears along his earphone cable:
"Gu Feizhou, I want to kill you, but you dare to cuckold me!!"
At that moment, Gu Feizhou seemed to be unable to feel his own heartbeat.
He was silent for a long time before he opened his mouth in disbelief: "Xiao Ou?"
"Don't call me 'Xiao Ou'!" Lin Jinou said angrily, "Don't say your dirty words in front of Dad!"
Only then did Gu Feizhou understand that the other party had misunderstood him. After all, he was called "Xiaoou" in the game.
So, he spoke again: "Lin Xiaoou."
——In this world, only Gu Feizhou can call himself that. Lin Jinou paused, his eyes suddenly felt a little sore, and his throat felt a little astringent.
He wiped the corners of his eyes carelessly in the dark, trying to suppress the grievance in his heart, but when he spoke again, his tone was full of sarcasm: "Oh, it's really rare that you can still hear my voice, I thought You only care about flirting and chatting with the little friends on the Internet!"
"I didn't chat online, nor did I flirt with others online," Gu Feizhou explained.
Lin Jinou sneered: "Stop making excuses, it's useless. Little Bird is just the right evidence."
Gu Feizhou pinched the pulp of his thumb fiercely with his nails to calm himself down, and he asked, "Then what do you do to Z?"
There is no other reason for him to ask this question, just because he simply hates the children's dependence on Z.
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