The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Lightyear live broadcast platform, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds section, and LittleBird's live broadcast room.

As soon as the live broadcast started, a large number of fans poured in, and the barrage flew up, covering more than half of the screen.

"Is there something wrong with my calendar or something? Why is Brother Xiaoniao broadcasting live today?"

"Seeing the news pushed by the live broadcast platform, I thought today was +1 for the weekend."

"It doesn't matter what day of the week it is, I'll scream excitedly first."

LittleBird, the rookie anchor of Light Year Live, formerly known as Lin Jinou, a high school student, is still studying in a provincial key high school with evening self-study from Monday to Friday, so the weekly live broadcast time is very limited, that is, on Saturday and Sunday Only available in the afternoon or evening.

And today is Thursday.

"Today is also a day to rub off on Xiaoniao brother's European spirit!"

"Ahhhh, baby, you finally started the live broadcast! Mom misses you so much!"

"Let's take the Level [-] exam on the weekend, come and have a look."

Lin Jinou looked at the barrage, feeling a little helpless. As a standard scumbag, he had never scored 150 points in English with a perfect score of 70. I don't know where these fans got the courage to come and rub him.

Why bother with your own score?

However, in the live broadcast room, there were only a lot of barrage about wanting to rub him.

"Don't run away from the fourth-level one in front, I'm a sixth-level one! Brother Xiaoniao rubs against him!"

"Come on European spirit, pray that you are right in the exam."

"It must be rubbed until the little bird brother's feathers are wiped off!"

"The one who rubbed the bird's feathers, I suspect that you are in ghs, but I have no proof."

Lin Jinou: "..."

All right, his humanoid koi seems to have only so much use left.

His level of playing games is actually not very good, but during the half a year or so since he signed the contract, his popularity has been increasing. Naturally, it is not due to his skills, nor his face——

Lin Jinou didn't show his face or hands during the live broadcast, and his desktop didn't even have a camera installed.

He plays games with his European style.

If there is a disagreement, just land 98k, [-]x mirror, and third-level armor, and you can always airdrop the face.

The game PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, to put it bluntly, is actually a battle royale shooting game. At the beginning, all players are arranged at a pier called "Quality Square", and will be transported to a plane after a 60-second countdown.

Then, each player jumped off the plane according to their own preferences or judgments, and scattered them in various places on the map. Each place has a certain probability of picking up guns, bullets, or other supplies.

In short, whoever has more supplies will have an absolute advantage.

After boarding the game, Lin Jinou first greeted everyone by voice, then directly entered the game, and chose the solo queue without saying a word.

He was teleported to Quality Plaza by the system, and the 60-second countdown began.This minute was a bit boring, so Lin Jinou switched the screen to the live broadcast room, glanced at the barrage, and started the first formal interaction with fans tonight, saying:

"I'm a little annoying today."

"So I don't want to talk, I just want to kill."

It's really annoying, because of all the bad things in school, he just jumped over the wall and skipped class.

"Ho Ho Ho Ho, it's so exciting and exciting!!"

"Awei is dead! This young man's voice is completely murderous!"

"So where are you dancing today?"

"Anyway, it can't be from the airport."

"Are you the devil who brushed the airport in front? Hahahaha."

However, Lin Jinou looked at the bullet screen that slid past quickly, and said lightly: "Well, it's the airport."

The barrage was instantly occupied by a row of "?".

It's not that Lin Jinou didn't skip the airport before, but he has a fateful "airport curse".

The airport, also known as the military base, is the largest resource area in the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds map. It is so rich that it can be said to be a battleground for military strategists. Naturally, it has become one of the most popular skydiving locations in this game.

Of course, those who play well will inevitably end up in boxes.

Because you can always pick up a good gun and a third-level head when you land, although Lin Jinou will not become a boxer right after landing, but when you leave the airport, on the bridge known as the "Bridge of Death", you will become a Those who use their lives to deliver couriers rarely walk out of the airport alive.

Brother Xiaoniao told us with his true story that even if you are full of European spirit, if you don't have the strength, you can't match the awesome skills of the real boss.

Therefore, Lin Jinou was dubbed "one of the richest couriers at the airport" by the fans in his live broadcast room.

Who let him Europe?Always hand over your best gear.

Lin Jinou glanced down, the countdown had just ended, the characters in the game had already boarded the plane, and he marked a point at the airport.

The barrage of black question marks:

"Fuck? Seriously?"

"I thought you were just talking."

"Remember the 'Airport Curse' by Daming Lake?"

"Come, come, let's make a bet, whether Brother Xiaoniao can walk out of the airport alive."

Lin Jinou laughed angrily when he saw the doubts from the fans, and gritted his teeth: "Okay, let's see how I can get rid of my shame today."

He forced himself to forget the unhappiness he had had at school these days, and devoted himself fully to the game.

As soon as he landed, there was an AKM next to him, and a few African players around him were only waving the frying pan with their teeth and claws.

Lin Jinou raised the AKM, and a player next to him was in a hurry to save himself, and turned on the full-band microphone: "Brother, I only have trouble with you with a gun. You are so invincible in victory, right?"

Lin Jinou pressed the trigger very rudely, and in an instant there was an extra box in front of him. He squatted beside the box, raised his hand and knocked on the box, and snorted coldly: "You must blame me?"

"Hahahaha, that is, you don't have a gun, so blame me?"

"In front of Brother Xiaoniao, everyone is a non-chief."

"Sorry, but with luck, you can do whatever you want."

Lin Jinou stood up and aimed the gun at the second person.

"Brother, brother, don't kill me," said the second player, who also had a strong desire to survive.

"Fuck? Is it a girl?"

"Brother Xiaoniao keeps people under the gun!"

"Wow, this girl's voice is so nice, even a girl like me can't bear to attack him!"

However, Lin Jinou shot coldly, harvested his second head in this game, and said coldly: "Sorry, e-sports, there is no gender."

"Brother Xiaoniao, you are such a ruthless man."

"Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend? There's a reason why you're single."

"Give the young lady some wax."

After Lin Jinou suddenly killed several African players holding pans in a row, when he came out of the K building, he already had a third-level head on his head. In addition to the third-level bag, he also hung a full-equipped 98K .

"Fuck, I'm sore."

"Today is also the day to get lemons."

"We're not playing the same game."

"After watching the live broadcast for half a year, I still haven't gotten used to Brother Xiaoniao's European spirit."

"Africans cry Liao."

Lin Jinou was manipulating the character and was about to flash into the third warehouse when the phone kept vibrating next to the mouse.

After seeing the four characters of "Baldy Zhang" on the screen, the restlessness that was finally suppressed swept up again, and he didn't answer it, just quietly staring at the buzzing vibration of the phone.

Zhang Dabald, formerly known as Zhang Tu, is Lin Jinou's class teacher. He got such a nickname because of his Mediterranean style.

After touching for more than ten seconds, the phone finally stopped vibrating. Lin Jinou was inexplicably relieved, but just looked up at the computer screen:

I saw that the entire screen has turned gray, and there are two lines of words in the upper right corner, the first line says "LittleBird", and the second line says "Good luck next time!".

Lin Jinou: "..."

Don't even think about it, the current barrage must be crazy.

He looked at the row of "hahahaha", and turned on the microphone helplessly: "If I said that I was looking at my phone just now, would you believe me?"

"Believe it, believe it, believe everything you say."

"Okay cub :)"

"Letter +1, how could our little bird brother just die like this? At least he has to become the richest deliveryman to be able to gg!"

Lin Jinou: "..."

Forget it, when I didn't say it.

Lin Jinou returned to the lobby, opened a single row again, and said, "It's still the airport."

However, not long after he got on the plane, his phone was buzzing and vibrating again. It was from Zhang Dabald. Lin Jinou planned to ignore it, so he frowned and marked a dot at the airport. However, after he opened the parachute, the phone still didn't stop vibrating. the meaning of.

"Tsk," Lin Jinou was terribly annoyed. He originally wanted to touch the red on-hook button, but he didn't expect to be confused and pressed on the green answer button.

Lin Jinou: "..."

Fuck it.

Even though the hands-free was not turned on, Zhang Dabald's loud voice was transmitted from the receiver to Lin Jinou's ears.

"Lin Jinou! You are amazing! How dare you play cutouts with me!"

Lin Jinou wanted to hang up immediately, but as soon as he heard Zhang Tu's voice, his anger rose. He turned off the microphone of the computer to prevent the fans in the live broadcast room from hearing something, and then turned to the mobile phone Roared: "I'm too lazy to play with you."

Lin Jinou's tone could be called "contradictory", Zhang Dabald became even more annoyed, and shouted at him: "Review! Write me a [-]-word review! When the national flag is raised next Monday, read it in front of all the teachers and students in the school! "

Another review.

Introspection is self-examination, first time is raw and second time is familiar, there is nothing to be afraid of.

He sneered, and said impatiently: "Are you done? I'll hang up after I finish."

After he said this, he really put down the phone, and Zhang Tu on the other end was pinching the phone, his hands were bulging, and his eyes were about to burst out of anger.

Lin Jinou sat back on the gaming chair, looked at the screen, was speechless again, and said the familiar "good luck next time".

Well, this time it landed in a box. After watching the replay, I found that it was still smashed to death by someone else with a pan.

But it's really hard to die.

He couldn't bear to watch the barrage anymore.

Lin Jinou opened the mic: "I said I just answered a call, do you believe me?"

The barrage once again kisses the mother's body:

"Trust letter."

"Cubs believe everything."

"Trust me! What else can I do other than pamper you :)"

Lin Jinou turned off his mobile phone, unilaterally blocked the interference from the outside world, and said seriously: "This time, I will call seriously, the kind of chicken."

"??"

"Hello? Who gave you the courage?"

"You don't need to make such a big bet, let's set a small goal first, such as trying to survive to the bridge of death or something."

Lin Jinou: "..."

The meaning of living to the bridge of death is to become the dead courier when leaving the airport.

This time, he clicked a spot in City Z.

"??"

"Stop delivering couriers in the hail of bullets?"

"What about the airport line that you agreed to die?"

Lin Jinou said leisurely: "Where did you fall, you have to..." He just landed on the ground, and there was a Victor next to him. He quickly picked it up and continued the topic just now, "Go around it."

After killing a child with one shot, Lin Jinou continued while running:

"I'm not a fool. I know I can't do it, but I force myself to do it."

"The theory of socialism with Chinese characteristics tells us that everything must proceed from reality."

**

At the same time, in Xinghe City, a neighboring province of Mexico City, Xinghe University, Room 8, Xue 211 Dormitory.

"Fei Zhou, help!" Cheng Mu wailed.

Just as Gu Feizhou turned off the computer and was about to read a book on Java programming, he heard his roommate scream——

Gu Feizhou, whose game ID is qwertZ, is a signed anchor of Light Year Live, and has attracted a lot of fans because of his awesome operation.

Cheng Mu is used to being startled, and Gu Feizhou has long been used to it. Facing the sincere wailing of his roommate, Gu Feizhou was not moved by it at all, with a calm face: "What are you doing?"

"My ranking in the Asian server has almost dropped below the top [-]. Help me out, I—"

"No help," Gu Feizhou said coldly without raising his head.

Cheng Mu: "..."

Gu Feizhou, you have no heart.

But the only one who can save him now is Gu Feizhou, a heartless god——

In addition to being a well-known anchor, Gu Feizhou is also a veteran of the OG team and a Boat master that everyone in the e-sports circle knows.

Obviously, he could rely on playing professional games for a living, but he had to choose the path of scientific research.Of course, you can actually rely on your face to eat.

Cheng Mu was silent for a while, and decided to sell miserably: "Fei Zhou, I'm busy with projects these days, and you don't know that the task given by the boss is tight, I—"

"I have six projects on hand, and you only have three," Gu Feizhou interrupted him calmly, "If you put more thought into the projects some time ago, you won't be here to yell at me now."

Cheng Mu opened his mouth to defend himself, but Gu Feizhou stepped in first.

"Besides," Gu Feizhou paused, looked at Cheng Mu, and continued speaking in a class teacher-like tone, "If it wasn't for this period of time you insisted on bringing your girls to score points in the game, you wouldn't lose points So fast."

Cheng Mu: "..."

Fuck it.

Do you think that everyone is an old cadre who has no desires and desires like you?

Since selling miserables is not enough, Cheng Mu decides to change his strategy, and he starts to act good.

"I'll bring you breakfast for a month." Cheng Mu stretched out his index finger and gestured with a "1". He didn't even have the habit of eating breakfast on time. To make this decision, it was obviously after a fierce battle between heaven and man deep in his heart.

However, the great god did not appreciate it.

Gu Feizhou asked in his usual calm tone: "I need you to bring me breakfast?"

Cheng Mu: "..."

It seems that it is not really necessary.

The master gets up on time at six o'clock every morning, goes to the lakeside of Xinghe University...recites English words.

Rain or shine.

What kind of broken habit is this?

You are a non-English major who has scored 700+ in the CET-425 test. How dare you go to morning reading?Can we give those scumbags who have worked so hard to get [-] points in the sixth level a way to survive?

"Then I'll squeeze your shoulders and beat your back every night?" Cheng Mu changed the bargaining chip.

Gu Feizhou lifted his eyelids, and glanced lightly at Cheng Mu.

"..." Cheng Mu rolled his eyes speechlessly, but he almost forgot that the master has a cleanliness habit and doesn't like others touching him, even through clothes.

"I'll take care of the hygiene of the dormitory this month, right?" Cheng Mu made up his mind.

There are not many boys who like to clean up the house. I thought Gu Feizhou would definitely agree, because this condition is too attractive.However, Gu Dashen only let out a slight "heh".

Cheng Mu: "??"

"By the time you clean it up, the dormitory will already be a mess," Gu Feizhou said bluntly.

Cheng Mu felt insulted.

He was wrong, not every boy has the habit of cleaning the house.

If there is, it must be a Virgo who is clean and refined.

Cheng Mu made a gesture of surrender, raised his hands and said helplessly, "OK, as long as you score points for me, I can satisfy any of your requirements."

Only then did Gu Feizhou react. He leaned back, opened the distance between the chair and the computer desk, opened his eyelids and looked at Cheng Mu with calm eyes.

"Words are what you say?" he said.

Cheng Mu suddenly had a bad premonition, he covered his collar, and acted panic-stricken: "It's easy to talk about other things, I, I'm a showman, not a body!"

Gu Feizhou looked at Cheng Mu with the look of looking crazy, and said softly: "Don't worry, even if you lie naked in front of me, I can still step on it, and then step on your corpse and move on."

Cheng Mu: "..."

God really has no heart.

"Keep this request first," Gu Feizhou signaled Cheng Mu to get up, and sat in the other's computer chair, "Just remember to owe me a promise."

Cheng Mu was overjoyed, and thought that no matter what happened in the future, he would raise the score first, otherwise he would be ashamed to have a younger sister in the future, so he nodded hurriedly: "Okay."

Then he made Gu Feizhou a cup of wolfberry tea in a very stupid way——

Veteran cadres' favorite, none of them.

"Deal," Gu Feizhou replied indifferently, and then asked, "Tell me the account password."

"The account number is mumu, the password is g1995mu," Cheng Mu said, "that C is capitalized, otherwise it would be a weak password."

Gu Feizhou logged into the game and opened a solo row.

**

Without the curse of the airport, Lin Jinou's hand really went smoothly, and he entered the finals smoothly.At this point, the kill information keeps popping up on the screen:

mumu eliminated Xiao with mini14

mumu eliminated Liu11 using SCAR-L

fi5ve eliminated HUHU with M416

panda uses AKM to eliminate signals

mumu eliminated fi5ve using SCAR-L

mumu eliminated pandas using mini14

nibaba eliminated ling007 with Groza

nibaba eliminated KittyMao with Groza

mumu eliminated nibaba with burning.burning.bottle

……

Lin Jinou: "..."

What kind of devil is this mumu?

There were only a dozen or so people in the final round, and this big brother killed half of the players by himself?

Not only Lin Jinou, but also a row of "666" in the barrage.

"Damn it, this guy named mumu is really awesome."

"This operation, must be a professional player?"

Lin Jinougou was in a two-story house, and looked at the survival number in the upper right corner, which read: 2.

That is to say, now, only himself and the mumu master are left.

Lin Jinou was a little stressed, staying where he was, not even daring to move, let alone rushing out to shoot.But if he is serious like this, he might be headshot in the next second, and he didn't dare to act rashly if he agreed to eat chicken.

"This is a real master," Lin Jinou licked his dry lips, and said to his fans nervously, "Do you believe that if I show my head, he can blow me up?"

"Counseled 223."

"Cub, you are cowardly."

"Hahaha, the fear of being dominated by the mumu god."

Even young people can't stand aggressive tactics. Lin Jinou looked at the barrage and said calmly, "Tch, I'm not cowardly, I'm being cautious."

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures."

"You're just cowardly, admit it, little bird brother."

"Grandpa Deng once said that it doesn't matter whether a cat is black or white, as long as it can catch mice is a good cat." Guns, the one that gets the chicken at the end is a good tactic.”

As he spoke, he deftly... fell down.

The intention of wanting to die can be said to be very obvious.

"??"

"Fuck, I seem to have been persuaded."

"I believe your nonsense!"

"Everything I say, Zaizai, is right, Brother Xiaoniao rushes to the duck!"

However, before Lin Jinou could say anything, he looked sideways...

I looked at each other with that mumu god.

Lin Jinou: "..."

The moment mumu raised his gun——

"Brother, don't shoot yet, speak up if you have something to say!" Lin Jinou hurriedly turned on the full-band microphone and shouted in a hurry.

This is Cheng Mu's account and computer. The other party is used to setting the full-frequency microphone on. Gu Feizhou did not change it after taking over. He suddenly heard the voice in the headset, and the master was stunned.

"..."

In the final round, don't shoot, talk well?

It was the first time he encountered such a statement in the finals.

Lin Jinou manipulated the game character to stand up quickly and asked, "Brother, where did you fight?"

"Brother Xiaoniao, what kind of routine are you doing?"

"Should we still chat first?"

Lin Jinou turned off the microphone in the game, and only the fans in the live broadcast room could hear him at this time.

He said: "It's a matter of tactics. If he says he's from XX, I'll say I'm from XX too. It's easier to talk about being a fellow."

Gu Feizhou was not on the same channel as him at all, he just felt baffled, but he still replied: "Airport."

Lin Jinou: "...what?"

Gu Feizhou frowned: "I came from the airport."

He plays this game just like jumping the airport.Because the airport is relatively rich in supplies, I can always find some things that are still usable or even not bad after searching around——

He is more friendly to Africans who are a bit technical like him.

If you jump to other places, you may be poor, too poor to make it to the finals.

"..." Lin Jinou groped for a long time before he understood what the other party meant.

"Damn it, hahahaha."

"Mumu Great God's Brain Circuit Qingqi 233"

"I'm from the airport, hahahaha, nothing wrong."

"Hi everyone, I was born in the People's Hospital [manually funny]"

The scene was a bit embarrassing.

Lin Jinou saw that the great master in front of him was about to continue shooting, and he was quick to wit, and chatted awkwardly: "Ah, the airport...it's hard for you, running so far. Are you tired? Are your legs numb?"

They are in Z city now.

The airport is at the southernmost point of the map, but City Z is at the northeast of the map.

The non-chief god who was chased by the scourge circle after a disagreement: "..."

As if he thought the knife wasn't inserted deep enough, Lin Jinou recklessly added: "I landed in City Z."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

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Chu Yan transmigrated into a book, and transmigrated into an ABO.

In the original book, the cannon fodder Chu Yan and the school bully alpha male protagonist Lu Xiao compete for the school beauty, who is the childhood sweetheart of Lu Xiao.

After Xiaohua clearly rejected him, Chu Yan wanted to kiss her desperately, and was beaten up by the school bully, which became a joke of the whole school. In the end, he packed up his things and left without even taking the college entrance examination.

When Chu Yan crossed over, he breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, the time has not yet come for the original owner to plot against the heroine.

He took the "May Three" on the desk, chasing after what school belle!Learning makes me happy!The college entrance examination changes destiny!

Lu Xiao frowned as he looked at Chu Yan who was obediently listening to the class, feeling that things were not that simple: Is this kid holding back some big moves?

An unexpected fever, Chu Yan got the medical report - he is a late differentiation omega.

Looking at the results of the physical examination, Chu Yan thought very calmly: What happened to Omega? Omega can also have a good future!Learning makes me addicted, and the college entrance examination makes the future!

later--

Lu Xiao: Yanyan, I have a love interest with you...

Chu Yan: Classmate, get out of the way, you are blocking me from looking at the blackboard.

Lu Xiao:? ?

Chu Yan's famous quote: Don't love me but it doesn't work out, I just want to have a good result in the college entrance examination.

Lu Xiao: ...

after that--

When Chu Yan limply fell into Lu Xiao's arms, Lu Xiao whispered in his ear: Baby, do you want "May [-]" or me, huh?

The warm breath scraped his extremely sensitive glands. While clutching "Five Three", Chu Yan coveted the smell of pheromone on Lu Xiao's body. He rubbed Lu Xiao's lips, and said softly, "Brother, Don't force me..."

Lu Xiao gritted his teeth: It's stupid.

Who the hell can stand it!

Xiaohua: It's a movie of three people, but I can't have a name.

All I want to do is to study hard, the good student Omega gets slapped in the face by VS too quickly, like a tornado school bully talking alpha attack

In short, it is a large real fragrance scene.