Tyrant teases cats daily
Chapter 1 Xu Maomao: The little tyrant's thigh is not easy to hug
Xu Jinwen is dead.
Before he died, he looked back on his past life, and overall, he was quite satisfied.
As the little grandson of Xu Ge, one of the four great families of the Great Zhou Kingdom, he has been pampered all over the past 20 years, spending money like water, playing with cats and dogs, doing reckless things, and living a happy and unrestrained life.
The only regret is that he hasn't married his charming wife yet, so how could his Xu family be wiped out?
In the 47th year of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the nine princes seized the throne, but in the end it was Zhou Xiuyao, the most unfavored and unlikely nine princes, who won the imperial power and became a great treasure.
As the confidants of the Seventh Prince Wei and Zhou Yuwei, the Xu family was a thorn in the side of the new tyrant, so naturally he also suffered a joint disaster, and all his families were beheaded.
Xu Jinwen couldn't help shivering when he thought of the scarlet that was all over the sky at that time, but what Xu Jinwen didn't expect was that after his death, he was reborn!
Just when Xu Jinwen raised his wet head and looked at the slightly immature young face hanging down above his head, his heart couldn't help beating wildly, did he, he, he, he, see it wrong? ?
This is obviously the tyrant when he was thirteen or fourteen years old. As the grandson of the Xu family, he has naturally entered the palace several times, and he has also seen this unfavored Ninth Prince who has an outstanding appearance but is malnourished all the year round.
Xu Jinwen's paws couldn't help shaking excitedly, could it be... that he met the tyrant boy more than ten years later in advance?
He must keep the Xu family this time, at least hugging the thick thighs of the future tyrant must be a must.
So, Xu Jinwen rushed over quickly, with the wet body and the wet Ninth Prince looking at the mandarin duck's eyes, Xu Jinwen flicked his tail flatteringly: "Boss, Boss, can you give me a thigh hug?"
It's just that what he uttered was not a human voice, but a sound: "Meow..."
Xu Jinwen's expression froze, his mandarin duck eyes blinked in disbelief.
He felt that there must be something wrong with his ears, otherwise, what about his magnetic little voice?
Why did he hear a meow?
Without giving up, he shouted again: Boss, boss...
In the end, there was still a soft "meow"...
For a long time, when Xu Jinwen felt that his claws holding the boy's thighs were stiff and his neck was hurting, he seemed to realize something, slowly lowered his head, and looked at his short legs in disbelief. With his fluffy white hair, and the big fluffy tail and plum blossom pads swinging behind him, he made an unbelievably shrill "meow".
isn't it?
Don't bring such a joke, what about hugging the thigh?
Reborn as a kitten, how can he hug his thigh?
His fresh and beautiful body, his pretty face, his slender arms and long legs, how could he have short legs?
Xu·Nothing to Love·Cat:...
It's better to take him back, he won't give birth to such a cat!
Just when Xu Maomao had no love in his life, a shrill voice suddenly rang out: "Imperial Concubine, the Ninth Prince intentionally mutilated your snowball and pushed your snowball into the pond in the cold. If you want to be punished, you must go to the emperor to seek justice!"
That shrill voice was too piercing, interrupting Xu Maomao who was desperately spreading out a long strip of cat cake.
It was only then that Xu Jinwen remembered that he was not in a time of sadness and sorrow, and his main purpose was to hug the little tyrant's thigh as soon as possible.
Hearing such a sound, he quickly searched in his mind. Although as a qualified dude, he didn't make much contribution, the only thing he was proud of was his unforgettable memory, so after searching, he looked up and waited to see Concubine Tao's dignified and beautiful appearance, he knew where he was at the moment.
In the 35th year of the Great Zhou Dynasty, that is, 12 years before the death of his last life, in that year, after the beginning of spring, something happened.
The Ninth Prince, who has always had no sense of existence, pushed Concubine Tao's pet, a white cat snow ball, into the pond, and was directly sued by Concubine Tao to Emperor Zhou, but Emperor Zhou also ignored this prince directly and directly Let Concubine Tao dispose of herself.
Originally, this was just a trivial matter, but the problem was that Concubine Tao asked the little eunuch to punish the Ninth Prince to stand by the pond for two hours.
This punishment is neither light nor heavy, but the Ninth Prince has been soaked in water, coupled with years of malnutrition, his body bones are already weak, so he developed a fever. With the black hand, he fell directly down more than a dozen steps and broke his leg in a daze.
It's just that no one cared about it at the time, the Ninth Prince was also tolerant, so he dragged his injured leg back home.
Later, the Ninth Prince was seriously ill and almost died, so he stabbed him in front of Emperor Zhou, but this time the Emperor Zhou was also ruthless, even so, he did not see the Ninth Prince, but asked Xu Tian, the chief manager beside him, to deal with it.
However, because it took too long, the Ninth Prince... has already limped one leg.
Xu Jinwen shuddered inexplicably when he thought of the cruelty and tyranny of the Ninth Prince when he ascended the Great Treasure, didn't he?How could he be so back?
The pussy who is the source of the tyrant's lameness...
Xu Jinwen felt that his cat life was too difficult.
Xu Jinwen trembled. He had actually heard about it from his grandfather later on. In fact, the Ninth Prince went down to rescue the snow ball at the time when he saw the snowball fell into the water, but he lost his leg in the end.
Xu Jinwen thought about the fate of this cat cub later, and found that he couldn't find it at all, but with the temperament of this little tyrant...
Xu Jinwen raised his head with furry hair, just in time to meet the inadvertent flash of prey from the boy's lowered eyes, causing Xu Jinwen to raise a paw to support his forehead.
In the next moment, he quickly let go of his paws, and ran up the boy's undeveloped body as fast as he thought he could. When he reached his shoulders, he hooked his tail affectionately. He kept rubbing the boy's side face, he was so flattering that he didn't look like a cat!
Everyone was stunned by this scene, even Concubine Tao was stunned, and the little eunuch who spoke earlier was also stunned. Could it be that his eyes were dazzled, otherwise, how could this noble and glamorous cat master next to the concubine in the past be so stunned? Suddenly... such a sudden change in painting style?
In the end, that's all, and then there was a delicate "meow", which can be said to be quite flattering to the culprit!
Concubine Tao: "..."
Little Tyrant: "..."
Everyone: "..." Could it be that this cat is in heat?
It's just that you are a tomcat, little master!
But it was clear that Xu Jinwen's target was not the little tyrant or the eunuchs and maidservants, but Concubine Tao.
Among all the people present, the only one who had the right to speak was Concubine Tao. As the Kingdom of Great Zhou and the late Concubine Yu, he was also known as the Shuangshu of Great Zhou, so he did not believe that Concubine Tao would not see anything unusual.
Sure enough, Concubine Tao looked at the cat who was very close to the Ninth Prince, and squinted: "Chang Gui."
The little eunuch with a high-pitched voice immediately bowed and saluted: "The servant is here."
Tao Guifei said: "Go and find out, how did the snow ball fall into the pond in the imperial garden?"
The little eunuch was puzzled: "Your Majesty, it's not the Ninth Prince..."
Concubine Tao gave him a cold look: "Are you stupid for thinking of me? If he pushed it, Xue Tuan would be so close to him? What's more, he is also wet, is this okay?"
Chang Gui was taken aback by Concubine Tao's displeased voice, and quickly responded to the sound to investigate.
Only then did Xu Jinwen heave a sigh of relief, as long as Tao Guifei preconceived that the Ninth Prince was not the murderer who pushed him down, then at least she wouldn't be punished to stand, and she wouldn't fall down the steps again, right?
"Xuetuan, come here." Concubine Tao felt a little itchy when she saw her beloved pet who was so close to a black boy, and stretched out her well-maintained hand.
Xu Jinwen didn't know that this kitty used to get along with Concubine Tao Gui, so he was afraid of arousing suspicion, so he jumped into the arms of the little tyrant, jumped into Concubine Tao's arms after a few light jumps, and flipped over. Standing tall, showing Bai Shengsheng's little belly, mandarin duck eyes are misty, and he is extraordinarily cute: "Meow~"
"Mother!" The nanny behind Xu Jinwen was taken aback by Xu Jinwen's action. After all, the other party was still wet and muddy, how could he jump into their mother's arms?
Concubine Tao raised her hand, obviously benefiting from the cat's sudden enthusiasm.
Yu respectfully scratched the cat's chin, it felt so good, he couldn't help but scratch it a few more times.
Inadvertently raising his eyes, he found that the boy was standing with his eyes downcast, his gaze was falling on the hair ball in his arms, his eyes were downcast, his long eyelashes covered his expression, and he couldn't see any emotion.
Just looking at the other person's exquisite eyebrows and eyes reminded Tao Guifei of that woman, and her red lips tightened.
Chang Gui was quick to do things, he came back soon, and the matter was cleared up, the cat cub was accidentally bumped into by the Seventh Prince when he was playing around, and later he recognized Concubine Tao's cat, and took people away.
On the contrary, Ninth Prince Road came across here, and went to rescue him when he saw the water.
Concubine Tao Gui was quite surprised, and asked Chang Gui to send him back to the palace in person, and sent some things over, then she didn't look at the boy again, and left with Xu Maomao in her arms.
Xu Jinwen followed Concubine Tao before sitting on the Phoenix, couldn't help but look back, and saw the young man standing there wet all over, he was obviously thirteen or fourteen years old, but because he was neglected all the year round, a prince was malnourished Thin and small, just looking at it...it's really pitiful.
Thinking of the handsome and cold-blooded godly appearance of the other party more than ten years later, Xu Jinwen shuddered. Although the little tyrant is a pitiful one now, how pitiful he is now is how terrible he will be in the future.
Before he died, he looked back on his past life, and overall, he was quite satisfied.
As the little grandson of Xu Ge, one of the four great families of the Great Zhou Kingdom, he has been pampered all over the past 20 years, spending money like water, playing with cats and dogs, doing reckless things, and living a happy and unrestrained life.
The only regret is that he hasn't married his charming wife yet, so how could his Xu family be wiped out?
In the 47th year of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the nine princes seized the throne, but in the end it was Zhou Xiuyao, the most unfavored and unlikely nine princes, who won the imperial power and became a great treasure.
As the confidants of the Seventh Prince Wei and Zhou Yuwei, the Xu family was a thorn in the side of the new tyrant, so naturally he also suffered a joint disaster, and all his families were beheaded.
Xu Jinwen couldn't help shivering when he thought of the scarlet that was all over the sky at that time, but what Xu Jinwen didn't expect was that after his death, he was reborn!
Just when Xu Jinwen raised his wet head and looked at the slightly immature young face hanging down above his head, his heart couldn't help beating wildly, did he, he, he, he, see it wrong? ?
This is obviously the tyrant when he was thirteen or fourteen years old. As the grandson of the Xu family, he has naturally entered the palace several times, and he has also seen this unfavored Ninth Prince who has an outstanding appearance but is malnourished all the year round.
Xu Jinwen's paws couldn't help shaking excitedly, could it be... that he met the tyrant boy more than ten years later in advance?
He must keep the Xu family this time, at least hugging the thick thighs of the future tyrant must be a must.
So, Xu Jinwen rushed over quickly, with the wet body and the wet Ninth Prince looking at the mandarin duck's eyes, Xu Jinwen flicked his tail flatteringly: "Boss, Boss, can you give me a thigh hug?"
It's just that what he uttered was not a human voice, but a sound: "Meow..."
Xu Jinwen's expression froze, his mandarin duck eyes blinked in disbelief.
He felt that there must be something wrong with his ears, otherwise, what about his magnetic little voice?
Why did he hear a meow?
Without giving up, he shouted again: Boss, boss...
In the end, there was still a soft "meow"...
For a long time, when Xu Jinwen felt that his claws holding the boy's thighs were stiff and his neck was hurting, he seemed to realize something, slowly lowered his head, and looked at his short legs in disbelief. With his fluffy white hair, and the big fluffy tail and plum blossom pads swinging behind him, he made an unbelievably shrill "meow".
isn't it?
Don't bring such a joke, what about hugging the thigh?
Reborn as a kitten, how can he hug his thigh?
His fresh and beautiful body, his pretty face, his slender arms and long legs, how could he have short legs?
Xu·Nothing to Love·Cat:...
It's better to take him back, he won't give birth to such a cat!
Just when Xu Maomao had no love in his life, a shrill voice suddenly rang out: "Imperial Concubine, the Ninth Prince intentionally mutilated your snowball and pushed your snowball into the pond in the cold. If you want to be punished, you must go to the emperor to seek justice!"
That shrill voice was too piercing, interrupting Xu Maomao who was desperately spreading out a long strip of cat cake.
It was only then that Xu Jinwen remembered that he was not in a time of sadness and sorrow, and his main purpose was to hug the little tyrant's thigh as soon as possible.
Hearing such a sound, he quickly searched in his mind. Although as a qualified dude, he didn't make much contribution, the only thing he was proud of was his unforgettable memory, so after searching, he looked up and waited to see Concubine Tao's dignified and beautiful appearance, he knew where he was at the moment.
In the 35th year of the Great Zhou Dynasty, that is, 12 years before the death of his last life, in that year, after the beginning of spring, something happened.
The Ninth Prince, who has always had no sense of existence, pushed Concubine Tao's pet, a white cat snow ball, into the pond, and was directly sued by Concubine Tao to Emperor Zhou, but Emperor Zhou also ignored this prince directly and directly Let Concubine Tao dispose of herself.
Originally, this was just a trivial matter, but the problem was that Concubine Tao asked the little eunuch to punish the Ninth Prince to stand by the pond for two hours.
This punishment is neither light nor heavy, but the Ninth Prince has been soaked in water, coupled with years of malnutrition, his body bones are already weak, so he developed a fever. With the black hand, he fell directly down more than a dozen steps and broke his leg in a daze.
It's just that no one cared about it at the time, the Ninth Prince was also tolerant, so he dragged his injured leg back home.
Later, the Ninth Prince was seriously ill and almost died, so he stabbed him in front of Emperor Zhou, but this time the Emperor Zhou was also ruthless, even so, he did not see the Ninth Prince, but asked Xu Tian, the chief manager beside him, to deal with it.
However, because it took too long, the Ninth Prince... has already limped one leg.
Xu Jinwen shuddered inexplicably when he thought of the cruelty and tyranny of the Ninth Prince when he ascended the Great Treasure, didn't he?How could he be so back?
The pussy who is the source of the tyrant's lameness...
Xu Jinwen felt that his cat life was too difficult.
Xu Jinwen trembled. He had actually heard about it from his grandfather later on. In fact, the Ninth Prince went down to rescue the snow ball at the time when he saw the snowball fell into the water, but he lost his leg in the end.
Xu Jinwen thought about the fate of this cat cub later, and found that he couldn't find it at all, but with the temperament of this little tyrant...
Xu Jinwen raised his head with furry hair, just in time to meet the inadvertent flash of prey from the boy's lowered eyes, causing Xu Jinwen to raise a paw to support his forehead.
In the next moment, he quickly let go of his paws, and ran up the boy's undeveloped body as fast as he thought he could. When he reached his shoulders, he hooked his tail affectionately. He kept rubbing the boy's side face, he was so flattering that he didn't look like a cat!
Everyone was stunned by this scene, even Concubine Tao was stunned, and the little eunuch who spoke earlier was also stunned. Could it be that his eyes were dazzled, otherwise, how could this noble and glamorous cat master next to the concubine in the past be so stunned? Suddenly... such a sudden change in painting style?
In the end, that's all, and then there was a delicate "meow", which can be said to be quite flattering to the culprit!
Concubine Tao: "..."
Little Tyrant: "..."
Everyone: "..." Could it be that this cat is in heat?
It's just that you are a tomcat, little master!
But it was clear that Xu Jinwen's target was not the little tyrant or the eunuchs and maidservants, but Concubine Tao.
Among all the people present, the only one who had the right to speak was Concubine Tao. As the Kingdom of Great Zhou and the late Concubine Yu, he was also known as the Shuangshu of Great Zhou, so he did not believe that Concubine Tao would not see anything unusual.
Sure enough, Concubine Tao looked at the cat who was very close to the Ninth Prince, and squinted: "Chang Gui."
The little eunuch with a high-pitched voice immediately bowed and saluted: "The servant is here."
Tao Guifei said: "Go and find out, how did the snow ball fall into the pond in the imperial garden?"
The little eunuch was puzzled: "Your Majesty, it's not the Ninth Prince..."
Concubine Tao gave him a cold look: "Are you stupid for thinking of me? If he pushed it, Xue Tuan would be so close to him? What's more, he is also wet, is this okay?"
Chang Gui was taken aback by Concubine Tao's displeased voice, and quickly responded to the sound to investigate.
Only then did Xu Jinwen heave a sigh of relief, as long as Tao Guifei preconceived that the Ninth Prince was not the murderer who pushed him down, then at least she wouldn't be punished to stand, and she wouldn't fall down the steps again, right?
"Xuetuan, come here." Concubine Tao felt a little itchy when she saw her beloved pet who was so close to a black boy, and stretched out her well-maintained hand.
Xu Jinwen didn't know that this kitty used to get along with Concubine Tao Gui, so he was afraid of arousing suspicion, so he jumped into the arms of the little tyrant, jumped into Concubine Tao's arms after a few light jumps, and flipped over. Standing tall, showing Bai Shengsheng's little belly, mandarin duck eyes are misty, and he is extraordinarily cute: "Meow~"
"Mother!" The nanny behind Xu Jinwen was taken aback by Xu Jinwen's action. After all, the other party was still wet and muddy, how could he jump into their mother's arms?
Concubine Tao raised her hand, obviously benefiting from the cat's sudden enthusiasm.
Yu respectfully scratched the cat's chin, it felt so good, he couldn't help but scratch it a few more times.
Inadvertently raising his eyes, he found that the boy was standing with his eyes downcast, his gaze was falling on the hair ball in his arms, his eyes were downcast, his long eyelashes covered his expression, and he couldn't see any emotion.
Just looking at the other person's exquisite eyebrows and eyes reminded Tao Guifei of that woman, and her red lips tightened.
Chang Gui was quick to do things, he came back soon, and the matter was cleared up, the cat cub was accidentally bumped into by the Seventh Prince when he was playing around, and later he recognized Concubine Tao's cat, and took people away.
On the contrary, Ninth Prince Road came across here, and went to rescue him when he saw the water.
Concubine Tao Gui was quite surprised, and asked Chang Gui to send him back to the palace in person, and sent some things over, then she didn't look at the boy again, and left with Xu Maomao in her arms.
Xu Jinwen followed Concubine Tao before sitting on the Phoenix, couldn't help but look back, and saw the young man standing there wet all over, he was obviously thirteen or fourteen years old, but because he was neglected all the year round, a prince was malnourished Thin and small, just looking at it...it's really pitiful.
Thinking of the handsome and cold-blooded godly appearance of the other party more than ten years later, Xu Jinwen shuddered. Although the little tyrant is a pitiful one now, how pitiful he is now is how terrible he will be in the future.
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