Master, please shut up!
Chapter 1 Wedge · Confusing... time travel?
The light fragrance lingers in the nose, somewhat like the aroma of sweet orange blossom, which seems to be mixed with sandalwood.It's not strong, but it can't be ignored.
The slight wind blows over the cheeks, warm and with the breath of spring, people can't help feeling that they are starting to relax.There seemed to be a soft voice whispering in the ear.
"Master Shaosi, sir, wake up..."
Slowly opening his eyes, Jun Yan was still a little dazed looking at the snow-white scene in front of him.Ah, yesterday's pure love article with a Western fantasy background was not bad.The point is not the leading actor, but the supporting actor.The paladin commander of the Holy See is strong, rigorous, and abstinent, and he is much better than that prince who doesn't know the so-called.
But the male lead is still with the prince, so the male lead is really blind~
"Master Shao Si, you are awake, please change your clothes."
It was still the soft voice heard in the dream, a pair of jade white hands stretched out in front of her, holding a white dress in her hands.Jun Yan looked at these hands, the fingers were slender, and the nails were dyed the color of day lily.There was a dark green jade bracelet around her wrist, and there was a faint fragrance, which was exactly the kind she smelled in a half-dream and half-awake.It seems that she should be a gentle woman.Uh, to help Master Shao Si get up, it turns out that she is the maid of a rich family...
Fuck!Why is this woman in his room?
His eyes widened suddenly, and Jun Yan sat up with a 'huh', causing the woman in front of him to exclaim.
"Master Shao Si, are you alright?"
In surprise, Ban Xia put the clothes in her hand on the stool next to her, and put the square pillow on the bed behind the boy.Just surprised, Ban Xia quickly regained her composure.After all, she is the maid who has been serving Master Shao Si since he was a child, and this is not the first time.
What's happening?
The bewildered Junyan said: Beauty, men and women can't get close, why did you come into my room this early in the morning without saying hello?
It's just that Jun Yan, who was completely awake, didn't ask.Heh, when he is stupid, this is obviously not his home!He didn't understand, how could he wear it in the morning after sleeping well at home?
He slept at home yesterday. He has not been overworked recently, is in good health, has no cardiovascular and cerebrovascular problems, does not smoke or drink heavily; he turned off the gas after cooking last night; he unplugged the water heater long ago when taking a shower.Everything was fine at home until last night when he went to bed.
So, what exactly caused him to wear it?Neighbor's gas leak?Space-time loophole?
This is a good question.
Ban Xia quietly looked at Master Shaosi on the bed and thought deeply.She knew that Master Shao Si was in surprise now, Master Guo Shi once said, there is no need to say anything at this time, just wait for Master Shao Si to get used to it slowly, and then hand it over to Master Guo Shi.
After about a quarter of an hour, Ban Xia saw Master Shao Si who had been in a puppet state finally moved, and Ban Xia hurried forward.
"Master Shaosi, are you awake? The maidservant Banxia is the maidservant by your side, have you forgotten again? Don't worry, wait to see Master Guoshi, he is your master, you wear it first clothing?"
Well, it seems that this shell is not the first time 'amnesia'.
Jun Yan, who finally got rid of the puppet state, said that no matter whether the shell is a top-level container or something, the key is that he doesn't even have to find excuses for amnesia!like!
"Let's change clothes."
Standing up slowly, looking at the maid beside him, Jun Yan was a little confused...
Damn, I'm not as tall as my maid!What the hell is this?
But Jun Yan calmed down soon.Nothing else, this stature is obviously a child who has not grown up, and there is still room for growth.Besides, he might not be able to figure out what happened, he felt that he really didn't encounter any major incidents, and the matter of time travel...is open to discussion.
As for dreaming... Hehe, did you think he didn't pinch himself just now?It hurts like hell, okay?
Fortunately, there are maids!
Jun Yan, who was covered three layers by the maid Pinellia with open hands, breathed a sigh of relief. Except for the outermost coat, the rest are all in the same place.
After getting dressed, cleaned his face, rinsed his mouth, and finally sat at the table to have breakfast.
Fish porridge, fresh shrimp siu mai, crab roe steamed buns, served with pickled crispy radishes, a few plates of cold side dishes.Jun Nuo is very satisfied. Although the food is relatively simple, compared to his previous life, this is heaven, right?This kind of life can come and go!The emperor is too big to eat, so you can let go of other things first, and wait until he is full.
Thanks to the ancient people who eat without talking and sleeping without talking, he happily ate to his full.
When Jun Yan put down his chopsticks, Liandong, another maid serving beside him, handed him the handkerchief, and waited for him to wipe his mouth and put it on the plate.The other two maids, Chunzhi and Qiusang, led the little maids to clean up the table quickly.Banxia waited for Junyan to calm down a bit, and took him to find the national teacher.
Following behind Ban Xia, Jun Yan looked at everything around him.Outside of the bedroom is a...how should I say?courtyard?square?He thinks the courtyard is more suitable.
The yard is quite big, estimated to be about a thousand square meters, but there is no rockery in the yard?It seems that the field of vision is quite wide.Along the cobbled road with seven turns and eight turns, a row of flowers and plants were planted. I don't know what kind of flowers they are, but they are blooming very lively.The colors are gorgeous and colorful, and they are all varieties that I have never seen before. They must be very expensive!Not bad.
Jun Yan didn't know at this time, he was still too sweet!
Looking at the self-rain pavilion on the left side of the yard and the surrounding pools, he always felt that there should be fat fish in there, and the taste was good.
The house looked nothing special. Jun Yan guessed that it should be a temple or something, after all, the residence of the national teacher.But it doesn't look like much, on the contrary, it looks like a big house with a deep courtyard.Jun Yan didn't feel flustered at all, after all, the boat would naturally go straight when it reached the bridge.But……
He wants to see the national teacher, right?I don't know if this world is a world of self-cultivation?National teacher or something, can you tell that he is wearing it?
It would be a lie to say that you are not nervous!
When thinking about this, Jun Yan hesitated a little.Pinellia in front didn't see it, but Liandong noticed it, but didn't have any thoughts.After all, no matter whether it is Master Shao Si or Master National Teacher, they are all masters, and it is enough to watch and listen to the master's affairs with ears and eyes.The mouth is rarely used except for eating.
No matter how much he hesitated, this section of the road was limited, especially since the place where Shao Si lived was not far from the National Teacher, and he still arrived after ten minutes.
"Master Shao Si, this is the residence of Master Guo Shi, slaves and Lian Dong are not allowed to enter, just go in." Ban Xia retreated to the door and greeted the maid standing by the door. "Sister Bai Su, please inform me, Master Shao Si, please see me."
The two maids by the door waited for Jun Nuo to approach and saluted.
"I have seen Mr. Shao Si."
Jun Yan waved his hand.After the two got up, the one named Bai Su was blessed again. "Master Shaosi, Master Guoshi gave instructions in the morning, just go in when you come."
Saying that, he and another maid opened the door.Looking at the open door like a wide open mouth, Jun Yan felt more and more uneasy.Hearing this, the national teacher expected him to come, and he wanted to turn around and leave, but he also knew that this was not the way, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go in.
The door closed behind him.Jun Yan secretly complained in his heart.In a place dominated by white, the door is closed as soon as you enter, isn't it really a ghost movie?At this time, he really admired himself a little bit, and he still had his mind wandering!
Inside the door is a large flower hall, which is similar to the place where Jun Yan lives, but it is more empty here, and it seems to be less popular.
Sure enough, knowing that the place where the national teacher lives is even more sacred.
There are several layers of white gauze in the middle of the flower hall, through which one can vaguely see the person sitting behind.Jun Yan stood there in embarrassment.How to call it?Master?Mr. National Teacher?
"Come here? I really forgot again. Come and sit."
The people behind waved at Jun Yan. Although Jun Yan said that he hadn't seen anyone, he somehow felt at ease after hearing the voice.Pulling back the gauze curtain, the scene behind is clearly in sight.
The white-haired and childlike national teacher was sitting on the couch, with counting chips on the table beside him.Jun Yan was a little surprised.Logically speaking, this national teacher should be quite old, but apart from his silver hair, there are no wrinkles on his face.He looked like he was in his prime.
"Sit." Watching Jun Yan come in, the national teacher pointed to the seat opposite.
Jun Yan walked over and sat down slowly, the national teacher smiled. "You, come back and forget once, it's been several times."
Jun Yan was a little embarrassed.To be honest, no matter whether I forgot my original body or time-traveled, I really don't know what to say about this situation.
"I am your master. Don't say anything when you are the national teacher. You are my apprentice, Jun Yan, whose name is Shaoyue, and the imperial seal's Shaosi. Come here."
Greeting, seeing Jun Yan approaching, Wu Yu muttered something, and then patted Jun Nuo's head.
One moment Jun Yan was still muttering while looking at the national teacher's hands clenching formulas, and the next moment he saw a flash of brilliance between the national teacher's closed index finger and middle finger, and then pressed the two fingers on his forehead.There seemed to be a flash of thunder in his mind, and then there was a flash of light in front of his eyes, and he didn't know anything.
Before he fell into a coma, Jun Yan had only one thought in his mind.
Fog grass, this is unscientific!
The author has something to say:
Jun Yan: Fog Grass!This unscientific!
Guazhong: Traveling is not scientific, science does not travel!
Jun Yan: After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the crackdown was severe, how could it be possible to cross?
Eat Guazhong: So you are wearing pre-Jianguo.
Jun Yan: I still live after the founding of the People's Republic of China...
Eat melons: Yes, so I wear pre-Jianguo.
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Author's column: "Yaojia Food Shop", a place where literature and literature are concentrated, passing by for money, tweeting~~
The slight wind blows over the cheeks, warm and with the breath of spring, people can't help feeling that they are starting to relax.There seemed to be a soft voice whispering in the ear.
"Master Shaosi, sir, wake up..."
Slowly opening his eyes, Jun Yan was still a little dazed looking at the snow-white scene in front of him.Ah, yesterday's pure love article with a Western fantasy background was not bad.The point is not the leading actor, but the supporting actor.The paladin commander of the Holy See is strong, rigorous, and abstinent, and he is much better than that prince who doesn't know the so-called.
But the male lead is still with the prince, so the male lead is really blind~
"Master Shao Si, you are awake, please change your clothes."
It was still the soft voice heard in the dream, a pair of jade white hands stretched out in front of her, holding a white dress in her hands.Jun Yan looked at these hands, the fingers were slender, and the nails were dyed the color of day lily.There was a dark green jade bracelet around her wrist, and there was a faint fragrance, which was exactly the kind she smelled in a half-dream and half-awake.It seems that she should be a gentle woman.Uh, to help Master Shao Si get up, it turns out that she is the maid of a rich family...
Fuck!Why is this woman in his room?
His eyes widened suddenly, and Jun Yan sat up with a 'huh', causing the woman in front of him to exclaim.
"Master Shao Si, are you alright?"
In surprise, Ban Xia put the clothes in her hand on the stool next to her, and put the square pillow on the bed behind the boy.Just surprised, Ban Xia quickly regained her composure.After all, she is the maid who has been serving Master Shao Si since he was a child, and this is not the first time.
What's happening?
The bewildered Junyan said: Beauty, men and women can't get close, why did you come into my room this early in the morning without saying hello?
It's just that Jun Yan, who was completely awake, didn't ask.Heh, when he is stupid, this is obviously not his home!He didn't understand, how could he wear it in the morning after sleeping well at home?
He slept at home yesterday. He has not been overworked recently, is in good health, has no cardiovascular and cerebrovascular problems, does not smoke or drink heavily; he turned off the gas after cooking last night; he unplugged the water heater long ago when taking a shower.Everything was fine at home until last night when he went to bed.
So, what exactly caused him to wear it?Neighbor's gas leak?Space-time loophole?
This is a good question.
Ban Xia quietly looked at Master Shaosi on the bed and thought deeply.She knew that Master Shao Si was in surprise now, Master Guo Shi once said, there is no need to say anything at this time, just wait for Master Shao Si to get used to it slowly, and then hand it over to Master Guo Shi.
After about a quarter of an hour, Ban Xia saw Master Shao Si who had been in a puppet state finally moved, and Ban Xia hurried forward.
"Master Shaosi, are you awake? The maidservant Banxia is the maidservant by your side, have you forgotten again? Don't worry, wait to see Master Guoshi, he is your master, you wear it first clothing?"
Well, it seems that this shell is not the first time 'amnesia'.
Jun Yan, who finally got rid of the puppet state, said that no matter whether the shell is a top-level container or something, the key is that he doesn't even have to find excuses for amnesia!like!
"Let's change clothes."
Standing up slowly, looking at the maid beside him, Jun Yan was a little confused...
Damn, I'm not as tall as my maid!What the hell is this?
But Jun Yan calmed down soon.Nothing else, this stature is obviously a child who has not grown up, and there is still room for growth.Besides, he might not be able to figure out what happened, he felt that he really didn't encounter any major incidents, and the matter of time travel...is open to discussion.
As for dreaming... Hehe, did you think he didn't pinch himself just now?It hurts like hell, okay?
Fortunately, there are maids!
Jun Yan, who was covered three layers by the maid Pinellia with open hands, breathed a sigh of relief. Except for the outermost coat, the rest are all in the same place.
After getting dressed, cleaned his face, rinsed his mouth, and finally sat at the table to have breakfast.
Fish porridge, fresh shrimp siu mai, crab roe steamed buns, served with pickled crispy radishes, a few plates of cold side dishes.Jun Nuo is very satisfied. Although the food is relatively simple, compared to his previous life, this is heaven, right?This kind of life can come and go!The emperor is too big to eat, so you can let go of other things first, and wait until he is full.
Thanks to the ancient people who eat without talking and sleeping without talking, he happily ate to his full.
When Jun Yan put down his chopsticks, Liandong, another maid serving beside him, handed him the handkerchief, and waited for him to wipe his mouth and put it on the plate.The other two maids, Chunzhi and Qiusang, led the little maids to clean up the table quickly.Banxia waited for Junyan to calm down a bit, and took him to find the national teacher.
Following behind Ban Xia, Jun Yan looked at everything around him.Outside of the bedroom is a...how should I say?courtyard?square?He thinks the courtyard is more suitable.
The yard is quite big, estimated to be about a thousand square meters, but there is no rockery in the yard?It seems that the field of vision is quite wide.Along the cobbled road with seven turns and eight turns, a row of flowers and plants were planted. I don't know what kind of flowers they are, but they are blooming very lively.The colors are gorgeous and colorful, and they are all varieties that I have never seen before. They must be very expensive!Not bad.
Jun Yan didn't know at this time, he was still too sweet!
Looking at the self-rain pavilion on the left side of the yard and the surrounding pools, he always felt that there should be fat fish in there, and the taste was good.
The house looked nothing special. Jun Yan guessed that it should be a temple or something, after all, the residence of the national teacher.But it doesn't look like much, on the contrary, it looks like a big house with a deep courtyard.Jun Yan didn't feel flustered at all, after all, the boat would naturally go straight when it reached the bridge.But……
He wants to see the national teacher, right?I don't know if this world is a world of self-cultivation?National teacher or something, can you tell that he is wearing it?
It would be a lie to say that you are not nervous!
When thinking about this, Jun Yan hesitated a little.Pinellia in front didn't see it, but Liandong noticed it, but didn't have any thoughts.After all, no matter whether it is Master Shao Si or Master National Teacher, they are all masters, and it is enough to watch and listen to the master's affairs with ears and eyes.The mouth is rarely used except for eating.
No matter how much he hesitated, this section of the road was limited, especially since the place where Shao Si lived was not far from the National Teacher, and he still arrived after ten minutes.
"Master Shao Si, this is the residence of Master Guo Shi, slaves and Lian Dong are not allowed to enter, just go in." Ban Xia retreated to the door and greeted the maid standing by the door. "Sister Bai Su, please inform me, Master Shao Si, please see me."
The two maids by the door waited for Jun Nuo to approach and saluted.
"I have seen Mr. Shao Si."
Jun Yan waved his hand.After the two got up, the one named Bai Su was blessed again. "Master Shaosi, Master Guoshi gave instructions in the morning, just go in when you come."
Saying that, he and another maid opened the door.Looking at the open door like a wide open mouth, Jun Yan felt more and more uneasy.Hearing this, the national teacher expected him to come, and he wanted to turn around and leave, but he also knew that this was not the way, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go in.
The door closed behind him.Jun Yan secretly complained in his heart.In a place dominated by white, the door is closed as soon as you enter, isn't it really a ghost movie?At this time, he really admired himself a little bit, and he still had his mind wandering!
Inside the door is a large flower hall, which is similar to the place where Jun Yan lives, but it is more empty here, and it seems to be less popular.
Sure enough, knowing that the place where the national teacher lives is even more sacred.
There are several layers of white gauze in the middle of the flower hall, through which one can vaguely see the person sitting behind.Jun Yan stood there in embarrassment.How to call it?Master?Mr. National Teacher?
"Come here? I really forgot again. Come and sit."
The people behind waved at Jun Yan. Although Jun Yan said that he hadn't seen anyone, he somehow felt at ease after hearing the voice.Pulling back the gauze curtain, the scene behind is clearly in sight.
The white-haired and childlike national teacher was sitting on the couch, with counting chips on the table beside him.Jun Yan was a little surprised.Logically speaking, this national teacher should be quite old, but apart from his silver hair, there are no wrinkles on his face.He looked like he was in his prime.
"Sit." Watching Jun Yan come in, the national teacher pointed to the seat opposite.
Jun Yan walked over and sat down slowly, the national teacher smiled. "You, come back and forget once, it's been several times."
Jun Yan was a little embarrassed.To be honest, no matter whether I forgot my original body or time-traveled, I really don't know what to say about this situation.
"I am your master. Don't say anything when you are the national teacher. You are my apprentice, Jun Yan, whose name is Shaoyue, and the imperial seal's Shaosi. Come here."
Greeting, seeing Jun Yan approaching, Wu Yu muttered something, and then patted Jun Nuo's head.
One moment Jun Yan was still muttering while looking at the national teacher's hands clenching formulas, and the next moment he saw a flash of brilliance between the national teacher's closed index finger and middle finger, and then pressed the two fingers on his forehead.There seemed to be a flash of thunder in his mind, and then there was a flash of light in front of his eyes, and he didn't know anything.
Before he fell into a coma, Jun Yan had only one thought in his mind.
Fog grass, this is unscientific!
The author has something to say:
Jun Yan: Fog Grass!This unscientific!
Guazhong: Traveling is not scientific, science does not travel!
Jun Yan: After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the crackdown was severe, how could it be possible to cross?
Eat Guazhong: So you are wearing pre-Jianguo.
Jun Yan: I still live after the founding of the People's Republic of China...
Eat melons: Yes, so I wear pre-Jianguo.
Open the pit, work hard to update it every day~~Favorite angels collect it~~
Author's column: "Yaojia Food Shop", a place where literature and literature are concentrated, passing by for money, tweeting~~
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