Xiaoyanbao's counterattack and scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

A few days later, in the evening, the sky was dark, but the lights in the imperial garden were brightly lit. Everyone toasted and toasted, talked and laughed, and drank so much that one person suddenly stood up with the wine glass dangling and was about to say goodbye to the people around him. After clinking a glass, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Lu Shinian approaching from a distant place with dark lights, and immediately put down his glass and shouted: "Long live the emperor."

When the other people heard the movement, they immediately turned around and bowed respectfully together: "Long live the emperor."

Lu Shinian waved his hand, sat on the cushions that had been prepared, and said, "You don't need to be too polite today. Your family has been on the battlefield for a long time, and you haven't relaxed after thinking about it for a long time. Let's treat it as an ordinary banquet today. It's just a matter of fun." .”

Everyone raised their glasses to thank him. Lu Shinian took two symbolic sips. Seeing that everyone's attention was not on him, he found a comfortable position and lay down on his back. Withdrawing his eyes in time, he casually ate the food in front of him.

After sitting for a while, the food was not tasty, and he felt a little bored. Seeing that the timing was just right, Lu Shinian raised his wine glass and walked up to Shen Mu: "General Shen has worked hard, and this time the suppression of the barbarians is all due to General Shen's good command of the army. With such a capable team, I would like to offer a toast to General Shen for the people of the whole country."

Shen Mu didn't know in his heart, but he stood up with fear and fear on his face, raised his glass quickly but found that the glass was empty.

Lu Shinian looked at the maid holding the jug beside her. The maid lowered her head and filled the wine glass held by Shen Mu in both hands, and stepped back slightly.

Shen Mu lowered his head and raised his wine glass, saying: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for giving me the wine."

Lu Shinian raised his wine glass slightly as a respect, and wanted to show his arrogance, but he didn't expect the wine prepared in the imperial dining room to be so strong. Lu Shinian's face immediately changed after taking a big sip, and he couldn't swallow it. It was inappropriate to spit it out, and the whole mouth was hot when it was contained in the mouth. The indifferent expression on the face could not be maintained for an instant, and the facial features were distorted. After a long time, I finally swallowed it.

As if nothing had happened, he glanced around with his corner of the eye. The people below were busy eating and drinking, and none of the servants around him dared to look up. Lu Shinian glanced at Shen Mu who was slightly startled, smiled calmly, and poured the wine glass down , indicating that he drank cleanly.

Shen Mu recovered from his absence, raised his wine glass, drank it down in one gulp, and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Lu Shinian nodded and smiled, looked away, and said in a loud voice: "All the gentlemen's family is going on here. I have something to do and I can't accompany you. There is a side hall on the west side. If you are drunk and need to rest, you can let someone take you there by yourself. .”

After everyone thanked him, Lu Shinian smiled at Shen Mu and seemed to leave calmly, if one ignores the fact that he is now a little faster and can even be said to be walking away in embarrassment.

Lu Shinian coughed and coughed: "Ah, ah, I'm so ashamed, I can choke on a drink, system, why didn't you tell me that the alcohol in this world is so strong, what kind of alcohol did I drink when I was in the bar? Haven't drunk it? Why didn't you remind me and say, did you do it on purpose, just to see me make a fool of myself? "

System: "...no one is looking at you."

"Who said, didn't Shen Mu just look at me, maybe he was looking at you, ah, the way Shen Mu looked at me just now, he must think I'm very stupid, how can I hook him up like this."

Lu Shinian's face was full of annoyance. If he had known that he would not have made a toast just now, he might have left a good impression, but he would feel a little ashamed if it happened again.

Shen Mu lowered his eyes respectfully, hiding the fleeting smile in his eyes, he is really an interesting emperor, his thoughts flashed, and he was immersed in everyone's drinking and playing.

No matter how interesting it is, it is the king of a country.

It's just that Lu Shinian lived in the deep palace for a long time, and he only met Shen Mu for a short time in the court, and he couldn't talk to him on weekdays. go.

Lu Shinian Mingli left under everyone's gaze, but he didn't actually go far away. He just used the excuse that he was drinking a lot and felt unwell and that he would go to the temple to rest in advance, and warned them not to follow, but to celebrate with everyone Go ahead.

Especially when Qinghe was dismissed.

Seeing Qinghe's reluctance to turn around every step of the way, Lu Shinian was the same, and the little eunuch with Qinghe next to him walked faster.

Because he didn't take anyone with him all the year round, and no one doubted him, he was happy to be relaxed and relaxed on his big day today, and went to eat wine and tea with each other by himself.

Seeing that there was no one around in the dark sky, Lu Shinian turned into a small house, and when he came out again, he was no longer in the casual clothes he was wearing before, but turned into a thin and not long man. Little waiter.

He tiptoed out of the door and looked around quietly, found nothing unusual, immediately took his clothes and trousers and turned around quietly and returned to the imperial garden, and found a place that was closer to the sunken wood but could not be illuminated by the lights and stood there.

Sure enough, without Lu Shinian, the banquet became lively, and the soldiers who had been away all the year round developed a habit of eating and chatting. After a few big jars of wine, they lost their mouths.

While talking, I somehow started to talk about the current emperor, one said that the emperor was diligent and caring for the people, another said that the emperor was good at governing the country, this one said that the emperor was infatuated and only had one concubine for three years, and that one said that the emperor was more beautiful than he had seen Any woman I've ever lived must have been beautiful.

There were a lot of people talking, and I didn't know who started it, so the words continued like this, and there was some overstepping in the words after that.

Lu Shinian stood aside with his head bowed and listened to everyone's discussion, with a look of pride that he couldn't hide: "System, everyone is praising me for being good-looking."

System: "That's a compliment for Lee Seung-hyun's good looks."

Lu Shinian: "But you also said that Lee Seung-hyun and I look five or six points alike."

System: "The remaining four or five points are too ugly, lowering the entire level."

Lu Shinian: "..."

Originally, it was just chatting with the system to relieve the tension in my heart, but I felt a little reconciled when I was stimulated by him.

Lao Tzu is so good-looking.

I am the Son of Heaven, whatever I say is right.

It's just that when facing the system, Lu Shinian was a little timid: "When did you become so vicious, we can still be friends if you don't talk."

System: "No one is your friend, we are just a pure relationship between the system and the host."

Lu Shinian was annoyed: "Their system is soft and cute and easy to overthrow, how come you are the Autobot Iron Man who is invulnerable to all poisons?"

The system sneered: "That's because the host will not stop thinking about how to complete the task, thinking about how to prostitute irrelevant people all day long."

Lu Shinian: "..."

Shen Mu was just listening to everyone's conversation in silence, but he didn't know which sentence he suddenly stood up with a gloomy face: "Nonsense, what kind of place is this, could it be that he is still in the border desert where no one can control? "

The crowd woke up in an instant, the smell of alcohol uttered such disrespectful words, and it was still under the eyes of the emperor, if it got out, ten or eight heads would not be enough to lose their heads, so they all fell silent for a while.

Shen Mu softened his tone but was still a bit cold: "The emperor is not such a fussy person, but next time you can't do it again, it's best to think before you speak."

The people here are relieved, they are heartless and careless, they forgot about this in an instant, and they are still eating, drinking, punching and drinking, having a great time.

Lu Shinian was puzzled: "Why did Shen Mu rebel in the end? He obviously doesn't care who is sitting on the throne, but he still wants to help Li Chengzhe plot rebellion."

The system thought for a moment: "Maybe it's for excitement."

Lu Shinian: "..." It makes sense.

The system said coolly: "I guess this time I don't want to help Li Chengzhe rebel, but I want to rebel myself."

Lu Shinian was surprised. Could it be that there were some court secrets? He put on a look of interest and asked, "Why?"

System: "Because you are the one sitting on the throne."

Lu Shinian: "..."

I may have a fake system, can I apply for a replacement.

Shen Mu over there sat down and wanted to reach out to drink two more jugs of wine, but the wine glass fell on the table with a soft hand, looked around blankly, and then put his hands on the table as if he was trying his best to endure something.

"The medicine may have worked." Lu Shinian's voice was full of excitement, and even his whole body trembled slightly.

System: "......." Is it necessary to be so excited?

Although the system didn't make a sound, Lu Shinian kindly resolved the doubts in his heart for him.

"Today is the day I broke my virginity. Heh, it's been 24 years. It's not easy." Lu Shinian's undisguised joy made Lu Shinian's expression slightly hideous, especially under the dim light.

The system suddenly remembered the rapists and gangsters mentioned in the news some time ago, and spat bitterly, such people should be shot.

The aggrieved attitude was as if the one Lu Shinian wanted to beat was himself.

Lu Shinian didn't know that he had been attributed to the ranks of treacherous and evil people in the heart of the system, but he still kept his eyes on Shen Mu secretly.

With systematic blessings, Lu Shinian adjusted his hearing and vision to the best state. At this time, he could clearly see beads of sweat on his forehead running across his sharp cheeks and falling on the table. A toast approached and asked : "General Shen, what's wrong?"

Shen Mu raised his head and forced a smile: "It's nothing, I'm in a hurry to drink."

The man chuckled: "General Shen was joking, who doesn't know that General Shen is not drunk after a thousand cups, why did he get so anxious about drinking, isn't he trying to escape from drinking?"

Shen Mu didn't dare to mess around with the drink, but tried his best to keep his mind clear, and said: "It's just that I'm not feeling well today, and it's just the wind blowing after drinking."

Although there are still some doubts, but his appearance does not seem to be fake.

The man said with concern: "If the general thinks something is wrong, then go back first."

The maid in the light green palace dress who just poured the wine came over, saluted first with a faint smile, and said softly: "General Shen, if you feel unwell, you can rest in the side hall first, the emperor has prepared supplies there for you." Soldiers who are too strong to drink, don't let your servants lead General Shen over."

Shen Mu remained calm and said, "I'm sorry."

The palace maid led the way, and Shen Mu tried his best to keep his feet steady and followed behind.

As if seeing Little Red Riding Hood voluntarily walking into a trap, the big bad wolf followed behind with his mouth open and drooling.

As if he had foreseen his own success, Lu Shinian grinned silently.

System: "..." They should be dragged out and shot.