Xiaoyanbao's counterattack and scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

The distance is so far, even if the Shen family's army intends to delay, there will still be a day when they will arrive.

The weather was sunny and cloudless, which is a good day for traveling.

Lu Shinian stood on top of the city tower and looked into the distance, not to mention, the higher he stood, the better he could see.

"Look, the sky is so blue, and the air is so fresh. It's better in ancient times, without so much industrial pollution." Lu Shinian joked with the system with a serious face. It's really a shame to wait here in the morning to blow the wind and eat dirt. If you are irritable enough, if you feel uncomfortable in your heart, someone must be there, ah, no, there must be a system to be uncomfortable with you.

"..." The system doesn't want to talk to him at all. Although the time of contact with him is not long, it is not short. He has known his temper for a long time. It's not over.

"System, why don't you speak? I seem to have seen the army outside the city. Do you think that is it?" Lu Shinian stretched his neck, but he didn't dare to use any force. There were thousands of eyeballs underneath. He was staring at himself intently, if there was any unruly behavior, the capital would be turned upside down tomorrow.

Lu Shinian had never appeared so much attention as a positive image before, so he was a little nervous.

When I get nervous, I want to talk.

"This Shenmu is very famous. You see the people all over the land lined up to welcome you. The windows of the inn over there are full of people. Do you think some of these people also came to see me?" Lu Seeing the overcrowded streets, Shi Nian sighed.

Anyway, I'm pretty good looking.

"Can't you meet in peace?" The system felt that after being bound to Lu Shinian, life was almost worse than death every day, and it was too nagging.

"What's the matter, I can't even talk. I think back when I was isolated in school, I didn't even want to talk to anyone. Every time they saw me, they would run away." Lu Shinian's tone was a little sad.

The system is aware of the good things in Lu Shinian's life. In order to portray his image as a dandy, Lu Shinian has done everything possible. Since junior high school, he has been smoking, drinking and fighting in various ways. There are no big things, but small things. He was even detained for fighting and clubbing Pass.

Which parents would like their children to associate with such a bad student, and privately warned their children to stay away from that Lu Shinian.

Afterwards, rumors were spread, and people said what others said. Lu Shinian's reputation for eating, drinking, playing, fighting and bullying the poor and bullying the weak grew more and more. Even if the parents didn't explain to the students, who would dare to provoke the students for no reason?

"I..." The system feels a little guilty. Lu Shinian is a good boy. The fight in the detention center was because one of his cronies drugged a girl student he liked. When Nian found out, he gave her a beating, but for the sake of the girl's reputation, she remained silent when she was arrested, and finally settled it as an ordinary civil dispute.

"That's why I go to the bar every time to find handsome guys. Not only will I not hide from me, but I will also take the initiative to come up to them. It is said that the handsome guys in the bar are more eye-catching than the ones in school. Those high school students take a look at me. I know it doesn't grow, it's nothing to look at, maybe it's not as big as mine." Lu Shinian was drooling, and if he didn't look at it, he knew he was thinking about something indecent.

"..."

She shed tears of bitterness for herself who just felt sorry for Lu Shinian.

The less the system spoke, the more sense of accomplishment Lu Shinian would have, and he would talk more, the tension dissipated a lot, and the sweat in his palms gradually dried.

"Hey, come here, come here, you said that when I go down later, I will hold Shenmu's hand tightly and leave two lines of excited tears "Comrades have worked hard" or a serious leader's lecture, "If the country has you, I will do it." Don't worry, which one do you think is better?"

"..."

What are the chances that Shen Mu will rebel as soon as he enters the city?

Just as he was talking, Shen Mu led some soldiers to the tower, and when he came within Lu Shinian's line of sight, Lu Shinian stared straight at both eyes: "System, system, look quickly, I didn't expect that. , General Shen Mu's face is his face, and his legs are his legs."

System: "..." Emotionally, your face is not your face, and your legs are not your legs?

Shen Mu was wearing a general's armor, his face was cold and unsmiling, because of the long battle on the battlefield, there was a faint evil spirit between his brows, and a strong murderous aura lingered around him, the people on both sides of the road wanted to look at General Shen's face, but found that I was so oppressed that I couldn't even raise my head, and the girls who were hiding by the window and wanted to see General Shen's demeanor were also limp at this time, and were stimulated by the strong smell of blood to lower the window rail.

Lu Shinian had never seen such a posture in a bar, and he was a person who talked with fists and knives all day long. Although he felt a little palpitating from being oppressed, there was a faint sense of excitement.

I kept howling in my mind: "System, system, I think I have met the one who is destined, this face, this figure, and these legs are all perfect, this momentum must be very strong on the bed, system, no Now, my legs are going to be weak."

The system said disdainfully: "If you like it, go for it."

In the eyes of the system, Lu Shinian is a bit of a jerk, and he can tell a lot of dirty jokes, but he hasn't seen him do anything in the past two years, but the system immediately found out that he was wrong, and it was extremely wrong. I had been immersed in the bar for several years, and I had already fed the dog. I didn't act before because I didn't meet someone I liked.

That's right, the eunuchs or maids he met in the palace, or those old men with gray beards all day long who spoke solemnly and disciplinedly when they were in the imperial court, they didn't seem to have any thoughts.

When I first saw Shen Mu, I just felt that there was a crane among the ducks, and even the fur was whiter and smoother than others, so I was happy no matter how I looked at it.

At this time, Lu Shinian managed to suppress the excitement in his heart. Under the leadership of the city guards, he walked down the tower step by step, and stood solemnly and solemnly in front of Shen Mu, holding Shen Mu's hands tightly, even without a trace. I squeezed it in the palm of my hand, feeling the trembling sensation caused by those callused hands across my delicate skin, my legs were really soft, and I stood still: "General Shen The country fought bravely, and now it is very difficult to triumph."

The corner of Shen Mu's eyes twitched, and he pulled out his hands without a trace: "The emperor has beaten the evil minister."

Lu Shinian's face was expressionless, but his heart was like ten thousand mud horses galloping past: "System, you don't even know how big his hands are, and there are calluses on his finger pads, it must be so cool to use these hands to help me. "

system:"......."

Lu Shinian rubbed his hands together in his sleeves, rubbing away the rising goosebumps, and said calmly, "The general is exhausted, go back to rest first, and I will hold a banquet in the imperial garden someday. All soldiers, have a drink with you."

Shen Mu cupped his hands and bowed: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

A large group of soldiers and soldiers behind him knelt down together, their voices were deafening, as if they were about to reach the sky: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

Lu Shinian was caught off guard, and was scared by the voice and took two steps back. His eyes were full of surprise. After seeing it clearly, he suddenly felt a strong sense of vanity. It turns out that being an emperor can be so enjoyable, and he has been in court before. Li Li didn't feel that there were tens of thousands of seven-foot men kneeling in front of him now.

Oh my god, Lu Shinian took a deep breath, his expression became more abundant, he was so satisfied.

With joy in his eyes, he clapped Shen Mu's hand: "General Shen, you don't have to be polite."

Shen Mu raised his face and glanced at the little emperor, only felt that he was a bit different from what others said and what he heard in his ears.

Maybe my previous conjectures were completely useless, the little emperor had no doubts about him at all, and nothing would happen to him, because he... looked like a fool.