Xiaoyanbao's counterattack and scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Shinian looked at her stomach with a sneer, and said, "I have pretended to be more affectionate with you these past few years, and it's all because I'm afraid of your father's power in the court, Qi Anran, I have to thank you a lot, If it wasn't for your sudden death, how could I have an excuse to take back the rights from your father?"

Shen Mu worked diligently, and by the way, the entire court was cleaned up, at least he would not leave a mess for Zimin under the sun after he left.

"My father? What did you do to my father?" Qi Anran staggered as he stood up and was about to grab Lu Shinian's robe, but was stopped by Qinghe.

Lu Shinian patted his clothes, as if the dirt on Qi Anran's body would be stained even in the air, and said lightly: "What happened to him? You should ask Li Chengzhe what happened to him?"

Qi Anran shook his head and kept repeating: "No, Chengzhe won't."

Lu Shinian sarcastically said, "No? Qi Anran, why do you think Li Chengzhe approached you? If it wasn't for your father still having some power..."

Qi Anran seemed a little crazy, staring at Lu Shinian unconsciously, and said hoarsely: "No, you lied, you must have come here to speak ill of Chengzhe in order to get me."

Lu Shinian smiled and said: "Qi Anran, I just admire your blind nobility. Li Chengzhe promised you the future and your father a high position. It was also based on the fact that you confused me, but now you I don’t think there is any value for you to use, but this nunnery didn’t prohibit him from coming in.”

Qi Anran just shook his head, and kept stroking his swollen belly with his hands, his eyes were empty and he kept muttering: "No, no."

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows and turned around in a virtual circle, disgusted with the dirty and messy environment, and clicked his tongue twice: "Your father was hit hard by the news of your death, and Li Chengzhe took credit for taking bribes in recent years. The account book was submitted, and the Qi family broke up two months ago, as for your father, mother and others, they have already been dispatched to the northeast."

Mentioning the Qi family, Qi Anran seemed to have some reactions, looking at Lu Shinian's eyes that could immediately burst into flames, Lu Shinian said flatly: "This was suggested by Li Chengzhe, after all, if your father puts his criminal evidence first It’s not good to take it out.”

Qi Anran yelled, covering his ears hysterically: "Get out, get out, you lied to me, you must have lied to me."

Lu Shinian approached and leaned down: "I'm lying to you, why should I lie to you, Qi Anran, how long has it been since you looked in the mirror? Do you think I can still admire you with your current appearance?"

Qi Anran has been very confident about his appearance since he was a child, and he also cared a lot. Now that he heard Lu Shinian say it so bluntly, he couldn't accept it, and waved his arms indiscriminately: "You lied to me, you lied to me."

Lu Shinian pursed his lips and smiled: "Even before, you didn't look very good-looking. You can see that you are so blind and arrogant. It's quite novel. I watched it for two more years and it was quite fun."

Qi Anran gasped for air as if he had been greatly insulted.

Qinghe was held back, and looked at Concubine Qi, oh no, Qi Anran sprawled on the ground, after all, it was her mother, with her hands still protecting her stomach.

Qinghe knelt down immediately: "I also ask the emperor to forgive me."

Lu Shinian: "..." Helplessly, he glanced at Qing He, who couldn't hold back the corner of his mouth, and didn't want to tell him what to do.

Seeing that her spirit was about to collapse, Lu Shinian didn't know whether to stimulate her further, and asked, "System, how much more?"

"90.00% five." The system replied.

Frowning, Lu Shinian clenched his right hand. It seemed that if Qi Anran hadn't met Li Chengzhe, he probably wouldn't have believed his one-sided words. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Qi Anran's stomach.

Lu Shinian changed his expression indifferently: "No? Li Chengzhe never thought of wanting you at all. Just think about it, who can tolerate his woman getting tired of being with other men? Before you got pregnant, Li Chengzhe had been giving You take infertility pills."

Qi Anran's nerves were stretched to the tightest, as if returning to the light, he stood up abruptly and wanted to pounce on Lu Shinian, but was stopped by Qinghe, so he could only curse at the same place: "You are talking nonsense, Cheng Zhe said that there will only be me in this life Wife, and what I am carrying now is Seung Chul's child."

Lu Shinian looked at Qi Anran's stomach with pity. It's eight months old. If it's a normal child, it will be born in just over a month. It's a pity to meet such a bad pair of parents.

Lu Shinian's laziness continued, instead of talking nonsense here, it's better to give her to Li Chengzhe directly, and see if she will cry after seeing the coffin.

Lu Shinian turned around and said, "Qinghe, since she wants to see the Sixth Prince so much, I really can't bear to break them up, and give Qi An a new identity as a marriage to the Sixth Prince, and I'll leave the rest to you."

Qinghe answered yes, and left behind Lu Shinian, leaving behind Qi Anran's hoarse cries piercing the sky.

This time, Qinghe followed Lu Shinian with eyes full of admiration. Before, he always thought that the emperor really had a deep-rooted love for Qi Anran. He didn't expect the emperor to play such a big game of chess, but now it is true. It is also time to end the game.

There is no connection between the prime minister and the queen mother above the court. Although the current civil servants and military officials are still not united, they have no rebellious heart at all.

Beside the carriage, Shenmu clothes fluttered, and he stood facing the mountain with his hands behind his back, looking handsome and imposing.

Lu Shinian's eyes stopped abruptly, they were all appearances, and the essence couldn't be seen.

Stretch out your hand: "Help me up."

Shen Mu didn't hold his hand, he gently hugged his waist and took the little emperor into the car.

Lu Shinian acted in a play, leaned against Shen Mu's arm and squinted his eyes after being tired, and soon became drowsy, but he was sleeping when he first came here, so he couldn't fall asleep.

He simply grabbed Shen Mu's clothes with one hand and forcefully opened his eyelids: "Shen Mu."

"Huh?" Shen Mu lowered his head slightly, a sexy voice sounded in his ears, Lu Shinian's ears trembled twice, a little reddish.

"I rewarded Li Chengzhe with Qi Anran." Lu Shinian changed his posture and slightly opened the distance between the two of them, but he was dragged back before he could adjust properly.

Shen Mu's hands pressed tightly, he couldn't move and had to stay still.

"I know."

Lu Shinian's eyes widened slightly, and he knew that Shen Mu would definitely not let him meet Qi Anran alone.

But now the situation has been settled, no matter what, even if Li Chengzhe suddenly changed the emperor Qi Anran's fate would still not change.

This misery index is destined to be full marks.

Lu Shinian pursed his lips, and called out again: "Shen Mu."

"Say, sir, listen."

Before Lu Shinian could speak, Shen Mu pulled the soft quilt aside to cover him, leaned over to kiss his forehead sometimes, and his voice was full of tenderness: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you today?" ?”

Lu Shinian froze, suppressed the emotions in his eyes and shook his head: "It's okay."

The little emperor usually likes to have a little temper, and likes to tease him when he is free, Shen Mu didn't take it seriously, he hugged him and let him lean in his arms to prevent the carriage from bumping into him.

The little emperor's body was delicate and bruised at the slightest touch. Apart from him, nothing else could leave any marks on his little emperor's body.

"Shen Mu." Lu Shinian's voice was waxy.

Shen Mu smiled: "The minister is here."

"You know, don't you, you always knew."

The smile on Shen Mu's face froze, it wasn't too early to know, before, he just thought that the little emperor was extremely smart, but why he couldn't see clearly from Qi Anran, later on, he didn't know whether the little emperor did it on purpose or what, he just knew The little emperor is the hunter behind him, and he is at most a squirrel.

"I'll sleep for a while." Lu Shinian turned over and closed his eyes.

"System, are we leaving?" Without chatting with Shen Mu, Lu Shinian turned to look for the system.

"Sorry, you can't leave until the main system has made a successful judgment after your task is completed." The system replied.

Lu Shinian nodded, that's natural, if he escaped from a world, he would escape by death, and there must be no after-sales service.

"Alas." Lu Shinian suddenly sighed. The system didn't want to ask him what was wrong, but he was so noisy that he had to force it to ask.

"what happened to you?"

Lu Shinian was waiting for this sentence, and immediately interfaced: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that I think this task is quite simple, look at my completion rate is quite high, the time is not too long, isn't it?" What reward can there be?"

Hearing the smile in his tone, the system said coldly: "The task is simple? Or did you hug a good thigh?"

Lu Shinian was not happy when he said this: "I also found the thigh, if it wasn't for my charm, maybe the thigh would not be willing to help."

System: "That's good, you can continue in the next world."

This will have to wait until the next world.

But no matter how funny he was, the system seemed to get angry and kept quiet, but Lu Shinian was used to it, and he reached his destination talking to himself.

It's just that the destination doesn't seem to be the palace.

"Where is this?" When Lu Shinian was about to take a nap, he was woken up by Shen Mu. He thought that when he got out of the car, it was either the entrance of the palace or the entrance of the palace. Who knew that this place was still deep in the jungle. All roads that cannot be passed.

When he was about to ask, he heard Shen Mu say: "Your Majesty, I want to take the Emperor to a place today."

Lu Shinian looked at the potholes in front of him and pursed his lips. To be honest, he didn't really want to go there.

If it is possible to go by carriage, Shen Mu will definitely take himself there on his own, but if he needs to get himself out of the carriage, it can only mean that this road can only be walked or ridden, no matter which one he chooses. Not very willing.

Shen Mu saw the reluctance on his face, waved a horse and neighed towards the sky.

Lu Shinian was taken aback, and turned his head to look at it suddenly.

I saw a whole body black, with its head raised and a flowing mane thrown down, and a horse with happy limbs came over and sniffed their carriage.

Lu Shinian wasn't afraid at all, but he was terrified and kept hiding in Shen Mu's arms and behind him.

Shen Mu grabbed his arm: "Your Majesty, don't be afraid, this is Feixue who has accompanied me for five years, and it has always helped me win those battles."

"Come on, say hello to the emperor."

This sentence was obviously addressed to the horse, but now Lu Shinian stared at the horse and then at Shen Mu with rounded eyes.

Could it be that this man is blind, if this horse is called Feixue, then he is really colorblind.

Shen Mu seemed to know what he was thinking, and wrapped his hands around his chest: "The emperor is thinking about it, this Feixue was named so because of the heavy snowflying when he was born."

Lu Shinian was shy and didn't bother to look at him, so he led him to Feixue's saddle in the blink of an eye.

Lu Shinian instinctively leaned back into his arms, his face full of complaints: "Where are you going?"

I really don't want to go, he doesn't know how to ride a horse, it hurts just thinking about it, especially the legs, you know the skin of his thighs is very delicate, the kind that can ooze water when pinched.

Shen Mu put his arms around his waist: "Your Majesty, I will protect you well."

The heat sprayed behind his ears, Lu Shinian accidentally shivered, and when he turned his head to speak, his voice was soft: "Shen Mu, I'm tired."

Shen Mu is really persistent this time, and will not give up until he achieves his goal: "Your Majesty, take a moment to wait, you will be there soon."

Lu Shinian turned his face sideways and glared at Shen Mu, but this direction always seemed harmless, but there was a little more love for children, Shen Mu's heart tightened, and his two long legs pinched the horse's belly hard. , waving his whip: "Drive."

Lu Shinian was suddenly thrown by inertia, and fell onto Shen Mu's body. The back of his head hit Shen Mu's strong chest muscles, causing flowers to bloom in front of his eyes. He shook his head for a long time without recovering.

Only the howling wind and the receding trees were left in his ears. It was Lu Shinian's first time riding a horse, and he was uncontrollably frightened. He bumped three times and thought he was going to fall, and he couldn't hold the sinking wood in this posture. , had no choice but to lean back as far as possible with both hands and hold Shen Mu's clothes tightly against his chest to ensure that the two of them really fit together.

With her eyes tightly closed, she didn't know how long the wind had been blowing around her ears, and finally stopped.

Lu Shinian quietly opened his eyes, feeling that the world was shaking, and the heavy wood was already standing in front of him as soon as he loosened behind him. He was so frightened that Lu Shinian loosened his hand holding the rein at some point, and completely lost all strength in his body. Almost fell down.

Being pulled and dragged by Shenmu happened to fall on him.

Shen Mu was a little speechless: "Your Majesty, I heard that you have been proficient in riding and archery since childhood."

"Yes, yes, you also said that since you were a child, in the past two years, I have a high bed with soft pillows and warm quilts, how can you understand these things." Lu Shinian spoke boldly, but his voice trembled more and more, as if just now The sequelae after being bumped.

Shen Mu hugged him and did not put him down, leaned close to his ear and blew: "Yes, the emperor's warm quilt is fragrant."

Lu Shinian glared at him sideways, and waved his hands angrily, trying to get off his body.

Shen Mu didn't stop him either, but just as Lu Shinian's feet touched the ground, his ankles softened and he fell straight down. Shen Mu immediately grabbed his arm and wrapped him around his waist and hips. , even more helpless: "Your Majesty, your physique..."

"Yes, yes, my physique is weak. If you want to find someone with a strong physique to fight the enemy, you can look for it directly in the barracks. I'm going back." Lu Shinian is not serious, he is really not suitable for this place.

At a glance, there are countless military tents, and those who walk back and forth are all wearing military uniforms. No matter how stupid he is, he knows that this must be the military camp under Shen Mu's subordinates. Yes, if you have this time, you might as well go back and get a good night's sleep.

Well, he doesn't care, not at all.

Lu Shinian yawned lazily, leaning against Shen Mu's arms: "If General Shen has something to do, just send me to the intersection just now. Isn't Qinghe still waiting there?"

Shen Mu immediately untied a cloak and covered Lu Shinian's body, tied him tightly, and put on the hat carefully, making sure that his hair was completely covered, before speaking: "Your Majesty, these They are brothers who were born and died with me, you want to see them."

Before Lu Shinian could speak, Shen Mu walked forward with his arms around his shoulders.

Lu Shinian held his breath and didn't know what to say, after a while he suddenly said, "My leg hurts."

Shen Mu lowered his head and kissed the hat to comfort him: "I'll go back and rub your feet for you."

Believe it or not, I will kick you when you go back, choose where to kick, if you dare to harden up, you will chop it directly.

With nowhere to lose his temper, Lu Shinian had no choice but to be led forward by him, muttering something incessantly while walking, Shen Mu could only tilt his head to reason with him, but the two couldn't make sense for a while, but Talking endlessly, making a lot of noise.

"Although the emperor is a rich man, he is not so delicate." Shen Mu didn't know what to say. He grew up in a small army camp. A man with weak legs.

Lu Shinian snorted coldly: "I'm just weak, what's the matter, I eat and drink in the palace, who let you serve me?"

Shen Mu was speechless, and kissed his earlobe: "I am willing."

Lu Shinian rolled his eyes at him, but I didn't like it.

I don't know if Lu Shinian was really tired, or if Shen Mu's words just stimulated him, when he actually got to the training ground, looking at the sweating naked soldiers, Lu Shinian was still a little listless, and let Shen Mu take the lead. walk.

People kept coming to say hello, and they were quite curious about the tightly packed person next to the general, who couldn't even tell if he was a man or a woman, but because of General Shen's face, no one really dared to ask.

Shen Mu turned his face and said softly: "The emperor is waiting here."

After speaking, he asked Lu Shinian to sit aside first, but walked away by himself.

Lu Shinian could only vaguely see through the gap, and would yawn with his lips pursed.

Shen Mu's later meeting will be nothing more than saying that we want to defend our family, defend the country, serve the emperor and so on to make him feel at ease, but even if he doesn't say it, he knows that everyone is Shen Mu, if he wants the country, he has already wanted it, why bother wait until now.

He looked around, watching a tall, strong but obviously timid man wearing a uniform who didn't know what kind of uniform was stealing eyes on him.

Looking up and down, he felt that this person was at most seventeen or eighteen years old. Holding the idea that he was not as old as himself, Lu Shinian waved to him: "Come here."

The man glanced around, pointed at himself in disbelief, and mouthed me.

Lu Shinian nodded, and waved to him again: "It's you."

"What are you doing here?" Lu Shinian looked a little funny when he saw him standing in front of him timidly, not knowing where to put his hands and feet.

Fortunately, Shen Mu also said that there are many talented people in his army, so it is not surprising that such a big man shrinks his head and thinks that he is weak.

"I'm not...I'm not a soldier, I...I'm...the cook...the cook." The man became more anxious The more you can't say a complete sentence, the more anxious you are shaking your head and waving your hands.

Lu Shinian almost laughed out loud: "You cook, what are you doing here?"

"I... watch them... practice boxing."

The man spoke slowly, jumping out word by word, Lu Shinian had a bit of trouble listening, but it was much better than listening to Shen Mu's long speech.

Changing to a comfortable sitting position, I crossed my legs for fear of rubbing against the inside of my thighs, and glanced around: "You sneaked here to study?"

"No, no... no, I... finished my work." The man was so anxious that he almost stuttered.

Lu Shinian waved his hand: "I didn't say anything to you, why are you so anxious."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Shen Mu, who was also looking at him, his sharp eyes shot at himself and the person next to him, Lu Shinian pursed his mouth.

"Then who are you?" The man asked curiously.

Lu Shinian turned his face to the stage and said lazily, "He's a man."

The man was surprised and couldn't believe it.

Lu Shinian laughed: "What, discrimination? Dislike?"

The man shook his head frantically.

Lu Shinian sat in a different position, and asked again, "Is that unbelief?"

The man shook his head again, thought for a while, raised his head and said, "The general likes you."

Lu Shinian smiled and asked, "You know?"

"He looks at your eyes... like my father looks at my mother, they are very nice." The man thought of himself, with a serious smile on his face.

"..." Lu Shinian almost stood up and overturned the table, and shouted, "What mother, it's your mother who watches over your father."

The man was startled, and he backed away abruptly and sat on the ground, looking at him in panic.

Lu Shinian: "..." Lifting his face, he met Shen Mu's examining and puzzled eyes, seeing that he was about to come down.

"Okay, you go about your business." Lu Shinian didn't understand the rules of the army, he was just bored, but he didn't want to cause trouble for him yet.

The man was inexplicable, but simply thought that the sharp chin that Lu Shinian showed was very beautiful, better than the chin of any girl he saw in the village.

Lu Shinian didn't know that he was prettier than any girl in the village. Seeing him lying on the ground, he smiled and said, "Why, you still want to look in front of me? You already said that General Shen likes me. If he When I come down later and find you here, what should I do?"

The man was only looking at Lu Shinian just now, but suddenly he came back to his senses and found a dazzling gaze on him, looking for General Shen who was really speaking on the stage in the past, he immediately panicked and rubbed his hands Rubbing his feet, he ran away rolling and crawling.

Lu Shinian smiled and bent over from behind, stretched out his finger and said, "It's okay, don't run away, slow down."

As soon as he straightened up, a black shadow fell on his forehead.

Lu Shinian pursed his lips, raised his face and asked, "Are we leaving?"

Shen Mu didn't speak, took his hand and stood up directly.

General Shen at this meeting is not as good-tempered as before. No matter who came up to speak, he would have a bad face, which made the deputy general dare not come up to say hello. When he saw a cloud of black air from a distance, he quickly avoided it. opened.

Lu Shinian didn't care, anyway, he was used to Shen Mu who occasionally didn't speak, so he was brought back to the palace like this, and he was relieved when he actually slept on the soft pillow of the high bed.

Shen Mu was about to speak, but Lu Shinian pouted, "Shen Mu, my leg hurts."

After looking at the little emperor for a while, he choked back his words, Shen Mu pursed his lips and slowly took off his trousers, seeing the red and swollen face was messed up: "Your Majesty, it hurts."

Lu Shinian rolled his eyes: "It really hurts."

Shen Mu only knew that he was noble and delicate, but he did not expect to be so weak. Although the skin on the inner thighs could faintly see the calluses from the practice when he was a child, it would have softened after many years of practice. It's just because it's so red and swollen from being worn out today, and even the skin has been broken in some places.

Lu Shinian himself felt a little flustered looking at it, and grabbed Shen Mu's hand: "Look, I said I can't ride a horse."

Riding a horse is skillful, and it is better to plan in advance where the force should be exerted and where the force should be received. Lu Shinian didn't understand anything, and the natural result would be torn skin.

How could Shen Mu still remember that he was angry at this time, and hurriedly touched under the small table in front for a long time before he heard Lu Shinian lazily say on the table: "Isn't your bottle of medicine run out and still not here yet?"

"Didn't the Tai Hospital send a few bottles of ointment a few days ago?" Shen Mu asked in a cold voice.

"Oh, that, I took it back. After using it, my body was a little itchy and uncomfortable." Actually, it will relieve the injury on the leg, which doesn't seem important.

Shen Mu went over to look at the forbearing expression on Lu Shinian's face, his face was full of pain, he carefully separated his legs and looked at the broken skin: "Your Majesty, I won't do it anymore."

Lu Shinian knew that he had never seen such a delicate and frail man like himself, so he laughed out loud at this moment, and even closed his knees, pinched his chin, and looked down at him with raised eyebrows: "Help me get it done!" Some saliva to sterilize."