Xiaoyanbao's counterattack and scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

When Lu Shinian was still eating, Shen Mu came over, holding the rice bowl, his eyes fell on him suspiciously, and he really saw the problem at this glance.

Shen Mu knew his hidden meaning, and there was grievance in his voice: "Your Majesty, I came here specially to have dinner with the Emperor."

Lu Shinian raised his head slightly in disbelief and squinted at him without speaking.

Shen Mu looked down at the pair of slender peach blossom eyes narrowed into a slit, poked at the tip of his heart like a hook, and retracted it, but this time he strung his heart to him. pull.

He sat down cross-legged calmly, picked up a pair of chopsticks casually: "Could it be that the emperor doesn't even want to reward his ministers with a meal?"

Lu Shinian seriously doubted his motives for coming here, but he didn't want to ask if he didn't say anything. He was not used to this kind of silver chopsticks before, and there were plenty of them on the table, so he could use them as he pleased.

It's just that there wasn't much rice left in the barrel, but Lu Shinian wasn't hungry at the moment, so he pushed the whole barrel over.

"You serve it yourself." Lu Shinian took a clean bowl by himself, and filled a large spoonful of the bowl of thick to milky soup.

Shen Mu looked at the rice being pushed over, his eyes filled with tenderness, he didn't fill the rice, he just watched Lu Shinian eat.

In fact, there is nothing important, I have already eaten, but I was reading a book in the study and suddenly thought of his little emperor. Those who were angry in the classroom, those who seriously corrected the memorials at the desk, and those who begged for mercy with tears in their eyes.

After thinking about it, I came to see it, because I didn't want to meet the time for dinner in the palace.

Lu Shinian glared at him, signaling him not to look at him when he was eating, but when he received the upturn of his lips, he pursed his lips and turned his face away from him.

Damn chicken, I'm not full yet, not seductive or tempting.

As if diverting attention, he picked up the spoon in front of him, took a small sip, let it cool down and tasted it, his whole little face was about to wrinkle together.

"How?" Seeing his rich expression, Shen Mu wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to.

Lu Shinian slammed the bowl on the table, and he would be angry because he would be ashamed after eating a meal: "What is this, it's so unpalatable."

After taking a few sips, there was a smell of mutton, which he hated the most.

This taste is all over the throat and mouth, and it makes me want to vomit.

Shen Mu saw that he was really uncomfortable, so he quickly fed him the most distant hot and sour dishes with a few chopsticks, and poured tea to suppress the weird taste of the idea.

Lu Shinian frowned slightly and turned the long spoon inside for a long time, a few solid pieces floated up, only to see a few black pieces of unknown what they were, but the boiled soup turned out to be white soup, so he leaned over and sniffled , it doesn't smell very good, but it tastes so disgusting no matter how you eat it.

Shen Mu leaned over and asked curiously, "What kind of soup is this made from?"

Lu Shinian took a bite out of the rice and said angrily, "How would I know."

Shen Mu picked up the soup bowl he just put down, tasted it, and frowned: "Could it be some animal skeleton?"

Lu Shinian couldn't eat anymore, looking at Shen Mu's face and thinking of his embarrassment just now, he quickly pushed the whole cup down in front of Shen Mu: "Eat as you eat."

Shen Mu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Your Majesty."

Lu Shinian's expression was serious: "This is my reward, could it be that General Shen wants to resist the order?"

Being fascinated by his cleverness, his heart is soft and trembling, even if there is a cup of milk in front of him, Shen Mu can drink it down.

And even though he had already eaten, he would see the little emperor's bright red lips opening and closing, and the tip of his pink tongue moving in and out, and he wanted to eat with him, if he couldn't finish it, he could drink some soup.

It also obeyed without principle.

Seeing that he had succeeded in his treachery, Lu Shinian suppressed the smile on his lips: "General Shen has done a lot of hard work, and he really should make up for it."

Shen Mu took a big sip contentedly: "..." It's quite unpalatable.

In the evening, when Qinghe came to clean up the bowls and chopsticks, he couldn't help but feel a little worried when he saw that he had drunk all the cup.

Originally, the little emperor didn't eat much, so he didn't deliberately remind him, but no matter how this tonic is for promoting body fluid and strengthening yang, he didn't know that the little emperor was already weak, so it shouldn't be a big deal if he drank it all at once, or maybe he wouldn't. It's over.

Glancing at the little emperor who was quietly reading the memorial, his complexion was a little rosy but his breath was normal, Qinghe was relieved and led a group of little eunuchs out, it should be fine.

It's just that this side is peaceful, but Shen Mu in the inner room is very restless.

I don't know why, but from the very beginning, I have been restless and impatient, and my blood is surging, obviously agitated.

Thinking of the soup just now, and thinking of the little emperor's body recently, Shen Mu slapped the bed hard, with a bang.Even if it was a tonic, it was just that the little emperor would definitely not take the medicine, so Qinghe boiled it into soup. No matter what kind of little emperor didn't like it, he really didn't like it. In the end, something happened Yang Cuo got into his stomach.

Originally, I wanted to be patient, but I really drank a little too much, it was a cup.

With a gloomy face and heavy footsteps, Shen Mu turned around and went directly to the outer room.

"Ah, presumptuous, what are you doing?"

"Let go of me, Shen Mu, why are you so nervous?"

"Don't, don't, let go first, I, I, I beg you..."

Afterwards, Lu Shinian was dripping with sweat, lying on the desk like a dead fish, and the dead wood on his body was still alive and well.

The angry Lu Shinian finally couldn't hold it anymore: "Shen, Shen Mu, I can't do it anymore, can you come out first?"

Shen Mu gritted his teeth: "Your Majesty, be patient for a while."

Big brother, you said the same thing two hours ago, looking at the bright sky outside, thinking of Qinghe's hesitation when he was outside just now.

Lu Shinian clenched his hands tightly, and finally couldn't restrain himself from crying: "What the hell are you going to do?"

Shen Mu was numb from the trembling scalp of his crying, pinched his waist and helped him up and kissed the corner of his mouth, entering deeper: "I offended you, the emperor."

Lu Shinian: "..." Big brother, you are not offending, you are trying to kill someone.

General Zhen Guo helped me abuse the scum 28

Qi Anran's place to stay here has just been resolved, but there is another problem in the court over there.

It's not that no minister mentioned before that Lu Shinian should be drafted, or even if he didn't draft, he should choose a well-groomed, well-spoken one from the big family and present it to the emperor.

It's just that Li Chengxuan at that time always refused on the grounds that Qi Anran was his true love. After Lu Shinian, he used this excuse countless times. Now Qi Anran disappeared no matter whether he was alive or dead. The big thing was brought up again.

In the court hall, Lu Shinian's grief-stricken appearance attracted requests from various courtiers, all of which were to let Lu Shinian fill the harem as soon as possible and continue the blood of the royal family.

Lu Shinian sternly yelled: "Shut up, Concubine Qi has been gone for less than a month, and you're asking me to choose another talent, how can I?"

Lu Shinian, who couldn't hold back his tears, caught sight of Shen Mu's gloomy expression before he closed his eyes, and his heart froze for a moment, damn it, it's over, but before he could think clearly, he was interrupted by the minister who started: "Your Majesty Take the overall situation as the most important thing."

All the people bowed their heads and cupped their hands and said, "Your Majesty should put the overall situation first."

Qi Anran's troubled affairs were no longer a secret in the palace, and even the words she said before she left were spread by the court ladies who were attracted to watch because of the great commotion that day.

Concubine Qi not only gave the emperor a green hat, but also brought several ones around. No one cares about her whereabouts, but such a person will definitely not return to the palace. Luckily Liu has no heirs with her, otherwise the prince's position would be embarrassing.

Although they are not very satisfied with the little emperor in the seat, they can accept it for the time being without merit or fault. Maybe his son will inherit the throne in the future. Hand over to others.

Lu Shinian opened his eyes and looked down at the large black head below, pressed the corner of his mouth down, waved his hand and left directly.

What does it mean to put the authorities first, TM Lao Tzu should put his own kidneys first.

"The feeling of throwing up your sleeves and leaving is really exciting." Lu Shinian said excitedly.

"If you do well, the character assigned to you in the future can shake their sleeves as much as they want, and even break their sleeves." The system said disdainfully.

Lu Shinian chuckled: "My sleeves are already broken, so I don't need to shake them."

System: "..." What should I do if I can't communicate with the host.

Lu Shinian had no other place to go after he came down to court, so he went straight back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and sat at the small desk as usual, dutifully reading the memorial.

Ever since Qi Anran was sent out of the palace by himself, Shen Mu came here quite frequently, even though Lu Shinian was a face-controlling person, he sometimes got tired of watching it.

Holding the memorial, she turned slightly to ignore him.

Shen Mu raised his eyebrows, and sat directly opposite him with ease, picked up a memorial and flipped through it randomly, and asked after a long while: "Are you going to draft?"

Lu Shinian didn't look up from the memorial, and said muffledly: "I rejected them."

"Why?" Shen Mu put down the memorial and stared at him.

"No reason, I'm just bored."

Why else, those old people kept saying that the harem will be full when it is filled, and they presented a bunch of girls' name cards. If you have the ability, you can submit a group of men. I will definitely turn the harem into a forest of wine and meat in no time without any hesitation. .

Lu Shinian squinted his eyes. This memorial said that some areas have been suffering from droughts in recent years, and they are really too poor to pay the court's harsh taxes.

Lu Shinian picked up the brush, and swiped it without waiting for the system to prompt him. He wrote in small script with increasing proficiency: "Tax reduction or even tax exemption according to the situation. By the way, if you want to get rich, build roads first."

Put the memorial in your hand on the pile next to it, it's all just finished reviewing by yourself.

Only then did he raise his face and look at Shen Mu: "Is there something wrong with the general?"

"Can't you come and see the emperor if you have nothing to do?" Shen Mu's eyes were shining, as if they could glow.

Lu Shinian lowered his head to avoid his gaze, what's there to see, isn't it enough to see every night?

Shen Mu obviously didn't know what he was slandering in his heart, he didn't make a sound but he didn't look away either.

Lu Shinian glanced at him and knew that he would definitely not listen to what he said, and later he might not know what to develop into, so he simply ignored him and let him go as if he didn't exist.

Here, although Lu Shinian said that he would not consider the matter of drafting girls for the time being, some people were anxious.

If Lee Seung-hyun really has an heir, even if he dies in the future, it will not be Lee Seung-cheol's turn.

In the study room of Prince Ping's mansion, Li Chengzhe sat at the desk with trembling hands, raised his face and looked at the man with a shaggy beard in front of him: "My queen, my mother wants me to do it immediately."

"Yes, my lord, now that bitch Qi Anran has been sent out by the emperor, and people in the court are constantly talking about letting him be drafted. Our previous plan of using Qi Anran to hang the emperor to prevent him from having children is definitely not going to work." Use it, if we don't act until he has his own child, we will have to do more." The man has a serious face, sharp eyes, clenched fists, and the muscles on his body are so developed that they even tear his clothes.

"But, but I haven't prepared anything yet, besides, the emperor already knows that the child in Qi Anran's womb is mine, and even asked someone to hint to me, I, I'm afraid I can't leave the house now. .” Once you go out, you will definitely be punished to death as a traitor.

Lee Seung-hyun was obviously terrified, a little breathless, took a sip from the teacup on one side, it turned out to be herbal tea, but it was convenient to order the servants to come in at this moment, so he put down the teacup and rubbed his hands on his knees back and forth, trying to wipe away the sweat from his palms Wipe it all off.

The man looked at Li Chengzhe, who had never looked at him since he came in, and disdain flashed across his eyes, but he held back because of the Queen Mother. This is the Queen Mother's only son and her only hope. He once helped their family, as long as he did this kind of kindness according to what the queen mother said, it would be written off, and then he should not worry about it.

The man suppressed his temper, and said: "My lord, your confinement time limit has passed a while ago, and you haven't gone out. Since the emperor just sent someone to notify you this time, he probably still cares about brotherhood. Otherwise, it would not just send Qi Anran away. There has been no movement so far, which shows that the emperor still cares about the brotherhood. You're the one who can't breathe with your eyes closed."

The man was lazy to talk to him more, the more serious the matter was, the more Li Chengzhe became frightened, he opened his eyelids and looked over, the usually romantic and unrestrained Sixth Prince felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, his forehead was even covered with beads of sweat.

He is a literati who holds a fan and only knows how to recite poems and fight right. He is still very nervous for the first time to do such a high-level thing as usurping the throne. Although he was not used to listening to the empress dowager's nagging, he agreed casually, but he never expected that now I was about to get started so quickly, and I didn't know how to react for a while in panic.

If you usurp the throne, you will die, but if you don't usurp the throne, you will die if you don't. His thin fists are clenched tightly.

Seeing that he was at a loss and even had no idea, the man slightly lowered his head and looked at his eyes to help him out, saying: "My lord, if you really have no choice, you can go to General Shen."

Seeing the face of the Sixth Prince finally lifted up, a handsome face turned pale, and seeing the blank look in his eyes, he paused to remind and then showed his bones a little: "General Shen Mu came back from the barren north for less than half a year, but even privately Yindu was taken away by the emperor, if you were General Shen, how would you feel?"

"You mean..." Li Chengzhe swallowed his words, and looked at the closed door vigilantly, but still didn't dare to say it.

The man couldn't bear it anymore. At the beginning, he just wanted to repay his kindness. He didn't expect the sixth prince to be so helpless. This is not as courageous as the one sitting on the throne now. Even if he usurped the throne, it might not be possible to succeed.

He pursed his lips and put away the considerations in his heart. He has no right, no position, and is just a commoner. He has brute force and can support himself for the time being. Naturally, he never thought of disrespectful usurpation, even before the Queen Mother's people found him He doesn't even remember who the current Holy Majesty's surname is.

It's just that the empress dowager asked him to mention the sixth prince and help him a lot. In order to repay the favor of the older generation, he naturally agreed, and rolled his eyes. Coarse linen can only give ideas.

Almost everyone in the capital knew about General Shen's surrender of the military talisman and private seal, but this idiot had never thought of it. Since he had pointed out a clear path for him, everything that followed had nothing to do with him.

After the man finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but Li Chengzhe quickly stopped him from behind: "Go slowly."

The man turned around: "Is there any other order? Your lord?"

"Did my mother say anything else? Did you just let me go to General Shen alone?" The general passed his time by himself, and his body was glowing red standing there, which was a bit scary.

A trace of contempt flashed across the man's face, and he lowered his head and said respectfully: "My lord, the queen mother said that because of a wrong step some time ago, the emperor has almost wiped out all the people who related to her in the court, so please ask the lord." Do proceed with caution."

He also knew about the big change of blood in the court later, and it was all because the little prince acted too recklessly, and he only knew that he was indulging in the affairs of the ladies and never cared about current affairs and politics. He was really not suitable to be an emperor. Not more suitable than the one on the current throne.

The man pursed his lips, stepped forward with one foot, and finally reminded: "My lord, the queen mother asked me to tell you that please restrain yourself in your behavior and things recently, and you must not meet and talk with his young lady casually. "

Now is the crucial moment, one can easily be implicated by other families, but the sixth prince doesn't know that he can still hook up with the youngest daughter of the servant after being grounded, and he doesn't know how those girls fell in love with him .

It's just that when I looked up, I happened to meet Li Chengzhe's eyes that were so frightened that they couldn't focus, and heard him muttering to himself: "I searched so many government mansions a while ago, and many of them were good friends with me on weekdays. I will be found." There was indeed a lot of fear in the words, but it was too... The man kept silent.

After listening to two sentences, I deeply feel that Li Chengzhe is really just an idle prince. He was not trained as an emperor since he was a child, so he can't do the work of the ninety-five princes, so let's rest early.

But thinking of the empress dowager's strong temper and the aggressive tone of the person sent, he secretly sighed in his heart, let everything depend on the fate, he should leave as soon as possible after finishing these things.

Turned around and left.

Li Chengzhe was still immersed in his fearful world, completely oblivious to when and how the man in black left.

With his feet weak, he sat back on the toffee chair.

All he could think about was looking for General Shen, that mighty General Shen.

How can this be good?

"What can the emperor do and plan in the future?" Shen Mu hugged Lu Shinian's shoulders, and helped him pull the quilt to his chest and cover it carefully.

"What plan?" Lu Shinian was so tired that he didn't want to speak for the time being, so he closed his eyes and squinted for a while.

"About the harem..."

"Okay, I mentioned it over and over again, those who didn't know thought that those in the court were forcing me or you, Shen Mu, tell me, when did I tell you to listen to them."

Lu Shinian opened his eyes suddenly, put his hands on his shoulders, raised his upper body and stared at him questioningly.

Some time ago, I have used this reason to toss several times. What do I want to do after just taking a break? Is it possible that I really have to die on this bed to be reconciled.

He simply pulled down the quilt, lay down on his back in big characters, opened his legs, closed his eyes and said to himself, "You see what you want to do, whether it's up or down, or forward It’s okay later, you want to use all kinds of Yushi brushes and other things, if you want to use this method to kill me, I can’t beat you, and you have nothing to say, why bother to pick three here It’s not that I picked four special people to look for me.”

Shen Mu was stunned by his sudden movement, seeing him closing the door wide open, he pursed his lips and helped him cover the quilt, and sighed: "I just... ..”

Lu Shinian opened his eyes and looked at him: "Shen Mu, whether you are a minister or not is not just a lip service, whether you treat yourself as a minister or me as your master, you and I both know it clearly in our hearts, don't talk about it." Something irrelevant."

Shen Mu's eyes suddenly became sharp, grabbing at Lu Shinian's heart like an eagle's claws.

Lu Shinian was scared, but he still had to say something, otherwise even if he was still alive, his kidneys would fail.

"Shen Mu, I don't know how to choose concubines. Even if you ask hundreds of times a day, you still get this answer. If you believe it, then why bother to ask?" Lu Shinian turned his face away. Looking at the expression on his face, he turned his back to him and fell asleep, taking away the entire quilt by the way.

Shen Mu's eyes were dark and then brightened in an instant, even if Lu Shinian didn't look at him, he could feel the burning sensation on his back that was almost burning.

Well, still can't sleep.

Forcing myself to close my eyes as if I were in nothingness, trying to ignore the discomfort in my body is brewing sleepiness.

Just as the drowsiness gradually hit, the hot feeling spread to the meridians along the back. Originally, the weather turned cold, so it was comfortable to sleep with the stove, but whose stove has grown arms and legs. It's not enough to pass through, and the two legs have to clamp themselves tightly, so how can I sleep.

But just now he got angry, if he got angry again, Shen Mu would definitely get angry too, so Lu Shinian could only frowned and pouted.

Damn, I endured it.

"You will always be my master."

Lu Shinian listened to nonsense and didn't want to talk to him.

Without turning around, he closed his eyes tightly and pretended to be asleep.

Ever since sleeping with Shen Mu, Lu Shinian didn't choose to sleep anymore. Before, he had to roll around on the big bed in the position he liked, with the air conditioner on and hug the soft quilt to fall asleep. , Whether it is lying down, sitting or lying down, no one is harassing, it is true that you can fall asleep with your eyes closed.

Sometimes he can fall asleep even sitting on the dragon chair under the watchful eyes of everyone, if Shen Mu's eyes with hooks and thorns were not stimulated to wake him up, I'm afraid he would have to show others a joke.

After that night, Shen Mu never mentioned the matter of choosing a concubine again, the previous dynasty still had discussions on this matter, and Lu Shinian got angry more than once, and even dropped a memorial on the spot once.

But the ministers also know that even if they mention this kind of insignificant matter a few more times, the emperor will only get angry symbolically, and it will not really matter, especially those old and weak ministers, it is when the emperor gets angry Afraid of disturbing them, they deliberately lowered their voices, and sometimes they just flung their sleeves and walked away without saying a word.

Although they are relieved, this matter really has to be mentioned, after all, it is related to my future generations.

Now it seems that the emperor's character is still good, such excellence will naturally be passed on, and the ministers have great expectations for Lu Shinian's future children.