Xiaoyanbao's counterattack and scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

Besides, when Lu Shinian took the first step out of that room, his intestines were almost green with regret, and the back was really rubbing and burning. It was like having chili sauce in his butt, and he felt like he was about to ascend to heaven. .

I'm so glad that Shen Mu gave me a palace lady's dress that was silky and smooth, and the lining under him was loose, which saved the secondary damage to the fabric, but Lu Shinian, who has always been unable to bear the pain, still changed his face. , Beads of sweat fell down his forehead.

The system asks: "How do you feel?"

Lu Shinian smiled and said, "It's so cool."

system:"......."

After a long while, Lu Shinian finally couldn't help standing still with his support against the wall, and his voice was crying: "System, my dear, do you have any pain relievers, add it to me quickly, I am really going to die this time gone."

If someone told him in advance that this kind of thing is so painful, then he would not be able to do such dirty things as drugging even if he was a bachelor all his life.

It's really too low.

It's so lowly that people criticize it, and people and gods are indignant.

The system said coolly, "You finally admit that this is because of selfish desires and not because of missions."

Lu Shinian looked at the sky: "..." Why do you still care about this? Isn't the problem now that I'm dying of pain.

The system said coldly, "Sorry, no."

Lu Shinian shouted: "..... let's stop being petty, don't give me some medicine, don't talk about missions, I feel like I'm going to be the next world when I close my eyes."

System: "Hmph, how is it possible? Our company aims to provide the most perfect and most suitable service for the victims. Of course, the host will also experience it himself to provide the best acting skills. Do you think there will be such things that weaken the senses? exist?"

Lu Shinian: "..." How can there be such a dedicated company.

Faintly hearing footsteps approaching, Lu Shinian hastily straightened his back and lowered his eyelids, feeling his way and moving towards the room where he made preparations last night.

It was only when she took off her court lady's attire that she took a closer look at the injuries on her body.

If you look away in an instant, your eyes can even spew fire, and you can't bear to look directly at it. It must be that you have encountered a beast.

He moved cautiously and cursed: "This bastard, has he never eaten meat in his life or something, I got wounds all over the place, how can he even wear clothes?"

The system watched coldly, and only let out a heck of laughter and: "Yes, you deserve it."

Lu Shinian immediately shut up, the system was probably infected with a virus.

After putting on the clothes of his own color, Lu Shinian turned around tremblingly and walked into a corridor to breathe a sigh of relief. Before he could take a few steps, he heard a shrill voice behind him: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you scared the servant to death!" .”

"Come on, the emperor is here."

Lu Shinian turned around with a stern face and reprimanded: "What are you screaming, but you just fell asleep in the side hall last night and drove back to the palace."

It's ventilated here, even if it's tightly wrapped, goose bumps can't stop appearing on the bare, exposed skin as soon as it gets caught in the breeze, and Lu Shinian can't stand it any longer.

My little emperor, the slaves in the side hall will go there in person every few minutes. Why didn’t the old slave see you when you fell asleep inside.

Qinghe immediately came over and stretched out his hand to support him, but after a glance, he seemed to see a small section of the little emperor's raised arm that seemed to have red marks on it, but when he looked closely, it was already covered by his sleeve Living.

Qinghe frowned, lowered his eyelids, and listened to the emperor's orders, but after walking all the way, it was obvious that the little emperor was unwell, but he didn't see the emperor speak or call the imperial doctor, maybe he made a mistake, so he had to hold back Zhu Xinsi barely stopped at the entrance of the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

I really want to go in and check it out.

Lu Shinian had exhausted all his energy walking this way, the stuff in his buttocks had completely dried up, and even stuck to his skin, as long as he lifted his legs, the wound would be painful and unbearable. Tears were about to fall, and she immediately withdrew her hand: "Prepare water for a bath."

"Yes." Qinghe got the order and went down immediately without delay.

There was a threshold in front of him, and further ahead was his lovely bed, but now Lu Shinian didn't even seem to have the strength to lift his foot. He barely held on to the door frame and tried his best to prop up one leg, and immediately put his foot down with a grin. Put it inside the door, then lifted the other foot in the same awkward posture, turned around as if nothing had happened, and saw that the palace maid who was following behind had already been taken down by Qinghe, she was relieved and couldn't reach it even holding on to the wall The room, only the outer room is crooked down.

Closing his eyes vaguely, he heard Qinghe's trembling voice outside.

Lu Shinian didn't even open his eyes, but responded softly, "Come in."

Then there was a slight movement, presumably in preparation.

When the consciousness was about to dissipate again, Qinghe stood outside the screen: "Your Majesty, it's ready."

"Go on." Lu Shinian rested for a while, and his strength returned to his body a little. Now he took two shirts and trousers and limped to the bathtub, looking at the steaming bathtub in front of him and sighed deeply. Take a breath.

The system coolly spoke for him from the side: "You can't live without doing your own crimes."

Lu Shinian, who was blocked just after opening his mouth, closed his mouth and took in the water. The warm water instantly wrapped his sore skin. Although there were some tingling in some places, the whole body was really comfortable, and it would wrinkle tightly. His brows stretched out.

It's just that there are scabs on the back, which is hard and uncomfortable.

With a blushing face, Lu Shinian reached behind his hands and peeled off the thick armor bit by bit, and then poked it in to dig it out carefully, but it's been a long time, and I don't know if it was cleaned. In the pain, he grinned again for a while, and finally he reluctantly felt that this would be all right.

Putting his hands on the wall of the barrel, Lu Shinian closed his eyes and enjoyed the baptism of hot water.

He is well-informed and he has common sense after all. He knows that the most vulnerable part will be injured, so he must not catch a cold. Reluctant to let go of the lukewarm water that hadn't cooled down, I simply wiped it off.

Wrapped in two clothes, I hurried into the bed, my consciousness was a little slack, and my eyes couldn't see clearly that everything was full of snowflakes. I was so sleepy that I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. Don't forget to pull the corner of the quilt to cover the stomach.

There seemed to be a lot of noise in my ears, I don't know what it was doing, and it was always not quiet. Lu Shinian felt a headache, so he said: "Be quiet."

The sound disappeared in an instant, and Lu Shinian turned over in satisfaction and wanted to continue sleeping.

"Lu Shinian, Lu Shinian." Lu Shinian heard the voice of the system, and tried to open his eyes, but felt that his eyelids seemed to be weighed down on a jack, and his head seemed to be filled with lead. Noisy, with a faint voice of "the emperor, the emperor".

Finally opened his eyes, his eyes were blurry and he couldn't see anything clearly, he shook his head before he became conscious.

"System, what's wrong with me?" Lu Shinian rolled his eyes, and found a lot of people standing in the room, including eunuchs and court ladies, and a row of imperial physicians kneeling tremblingly beside the bed.

"I have a fever. Qinghe found it this morning when he was waiting for you to scrub. At that time, he didn't respond to you. Qinghe called the imperial doctor in a hurry." The electronic voice of the system was also a little worried.

Lu Shinian immediately asked nervously, "Doctor? Have you got your pulse?"

System: "Not yet, it hasn't been long since Qinghe came in, and the imperial physician has just arrived."

Lu Shinian breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good to catch up, otherwise there will be chaos."

Lu Shinian said in a hoarse voice, "Physician Xu stays, and the others go out."

"Yes."

Hurling away a large group of people, Lu Shinian felt that his breathing was unobstructed. He looked at Xu Qing who was standing aside with his head bowed, and smiled, "Doctor Xu."

Imperial Physician Xu made a bow: "Your Majesty."

Lu Shinian: "Doctor Xu doesn't need to be too polite." After saying that, he stretched out his hand.

Xu Qing and Lee Seung-hyun have known each other since they were young, but they don't have a deep contact with each other.

However, Lu Shinian knew about his relationship with Li Chengxuan, and after he came to this world, he pointed out that he often saw patients for himself. On the surface, it seemed that the relationship between the two was gradually warming up. Thinking of their childhood love, the two of them sometimes even joked a few words.

Xu Qing didn't say any more, got his pulse, and looked at Lu Shinian's exposed half of his forearm, with faint bruises on the sleeves, his face was full of surprise, "Your Majesty."

Lu Shinian's face remained unchanged, and he glanced at him: "You pick up the medicine and decoct it yourself."

Xu Qing immediately lowered her eyelids and fixed her eyes on her toes: "Is there any problem with the emperor?"

Lu Shinian smiled and said, "What's the problem, it's just that I got sick."

Xu Qing immediately knelt down: "Your Majesty, you..."

Lu Shinian waved his hand to signal him to stand up, his voice was weak but full of smiles and inadvertence: "It's okay, Doctor Xu, it's just an unexpected illness, I still need you to prescribe some medicine for me It’s good to eat, but please remember one thing, even in the palace, even if you are me, there will always be times when you suffer from being dumb.”

Xu Qing was startled, and his face became extremely ugly: "Why did the emperor say that?"

Lu Shiqing smiled, with a tired look on his face: "Go get the medicine."

Xu Qing saluted and then glanced at Lu Shinian and withdrew.

The high fever was so fierce that Lu Shinian rested for three days in the morning. It wasn't just the aftereffects caused by the fever. Being covered by him was even more serious, because the location was really special and the skin was very sensitive, even if he wanted to pretend he didn't care, he couldn't help it, so Lu Shinian had no choice but to look down and ask Xu Qing for wound medicine.

When taking the medicine, Xu Qing hesitated to speak. Lu Shinian thought he was embarrassed and didn't say much. After taking it back, he finally understood what he wanted to say. He couldn't see it at all. He had to go deep into the inner wall and wipe it on the wound. Lu Shinian couldn't help but put his hand in there to apply the medicine. The medicine had been left untouched by the couch since it was brought back.

Before dinner that day, Lu Shinian leaned in front of the couch and looked through the memorials. There was a backlog of notebooks in the past few days. Lu Shinian looked at them and said, "Have you finished correcting all these papers?"

The system said coldly: "I can't finish changing, will you help me?"

Lu Shinian changed his words in an instant, almost no longer being vigilant, and said, "Of course the change is over, you have been promoted, such a small matter is rare, and besides, I am only injured now."

The system said quietly: "The chrysanthemums are all over the place?"

Lu Shinian 囧: "...I told you not to read those messy novels."

System: "We are now in a messy novel."

Lu Shinian found that after the system upgrade, his mouth became more and more venomous. When he was not familiar with him before, he still respected and respected him as the host. just hurt each other.

The human body still has the ability to heal itself. After resting for two days, his energy is all back. Apart from not being able to exercise a lot, the wound is more than half healed. Fortunately, there is no big important thing in the past. He is not needed for his job, but now he can rest in the palace to recuperate.

It was just time to correct the memorial for a while, Lu Shinian's ass felt like a needle had been pricked, he couldn't sit still, and he was moaning and annoyed, the system saw how pitiful he was, so he graciously allowed him Tilt for a while.

Lu Shinian felt relaxed when he heard it, leaning against the jade pillow with the memorial in his hand, looking through it like a story book, frowning from time to time because of some incomprehensible sentences.

General Shen sneaked into the palace and saw just such a beautiful woman reclining and dealing with state affairs in spite of illness. He pursed his lips and took two steps back to hide in the dark for a while, wondering if he would come out to destroy this wonderful picture.