Xiaoyanbao's counterattack and scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

After half an hour of tossing and turning on the bed with the quilt in his arms, Lu Shinian finally decided to get up, his face darkened as if everyone owed him a hundred million.

Damn, I can't sleep because I think too much.

He opened the small refrigerator, and the inside was still cleaner than his face. Turning his hands around inside proved that his eyes hadn't deceived him. He only called Mama Li yesterday afternoon. She might only go to the supermarket today. Know whether to let Uncle He drive to pick her up.

After thinking about it, I decided to forget it—a thoughtful person like Li Ma must be able to do everything properly, so I don’t need him to remind me—what he has to do now is to fill his stomach quickly, and then continue to work on it. I wasted time in the room.

After another few days of being decadent, Lu Shinian lay on the bed shaking drowsily, reconfirmed again and again that today must be Friday, and he would definitely work overtime——Crazy No. [-] was not at home early in the morning, and No. After meeting the situation, he carefully poked his head out from the room—the living room was quiet, only the air conditioner made a slight humming sound, which was a bit weird.

"Shi Nian, what are you doing?" Lu Shinian just raised one foot, shivering in fright, shut the door with a bang, took a deep breath, and then remembered that it should be Mama Li's voice.

When he opened the door, his face was a little red, Lu Shinian said, "Mama Li, what are you doing, you scared me so much."

Mama Li smiled and shook the plastic bag in her hand: "Isn't this for you to bring food?" She said and walked inside.

Lu Shinian moved out of the way, and smiled shyly, "What delicious food have you bought, and where did you buy it?"

Li's mother almost watched Lu Shinian grow up. She is old and can't understand many things, but this child has been loved by no one since she was a child. She loves her and raises her like her own child.

Lu Shinian is handsome and has a good temper, but just one thing - his life is extremely irregular, he doesn't eat well, and he likes to eat some snacks that don't look nutritious. No wonder he looks worse than the sick young master of the Lu family. She didn't gain much weight, and her complexion wasn't very good. Li's mother felt pain when she saw it, she frowned while avoiding Lu Shinian's hand and looking at the empty refrigerator.

Turning his face away, he just had a crackling meal: "I said the year, did you not eat well again, those potato chips you bought a while ago or something, why did you finish eating them so quickly?"

Lu Shinian smiled and leaned over to rub her arm: "I haven't gone out for the past two days, so I ate more."

Mama Li clapped her hands: "If you haven't gone out, why don't you know to eat out? If you eat too much delicious food outside, Mama Li's cooking is not to your liking?"

Lu Shinian rubbed his eyes with his eyes closed: "No way, how could it be." When going out to eat, even if he didn't run into Lu Jiayan, he would run into Lu Jiaqi. What, trouble.

Mama Li touched his head and pushed him aside: "Okay, next time I will send a text message to Mama Li quietly, Mama Li made it for you and sent it in."

Lu Shinian sat lazily on one side of the sofa, raised his feet and looked at the pink plastic slippers with two long ears on them. I heard that these were bought by Li Mama at a discounted supermarket. There was also a pair of blue slippers. The colored ones are separated in the cabinet.

The eyes were made black, cute and cute, and after staring at those chubby eyes for two seconds, Lu Shinian said, "No need, I won't eat at home tomorrow."

Li's mother turned her head to look at him, pursed her lips and said earnestly: "In Shi Nian, Li's mother said to you from time to time, you should avoid those people. Look at the people who came to look for you last time. They have such hair. Long, there is still a circle on the nose, no one looks like it, no wonder your elder brother is so angry, you learn well, maybe your elder brother..."

"Isn't it because that psycho thinks that I will leave the Lu family if I enter the entertainment industry and become rich?" Lu Shinian muttered in a low voice.

The sound of the plastic bags rubbing against each other was a bit loud, but Mama Li couldn't hear it clearly, so she turned around and asked, "What are you talking about?"

I only saw the sun shining on Lu Shinian's head, the slightly long shattered hair covered the emotions in his eyes, and a small lonely shadow was cast around him, Mama Li was stunned for a moment before she could react when she was pulled by her arm, Looking up, I saw a smiling face: "Mama Li, I'm hungry, and I want to eat your spicy egg soup, can you make it for me?"

Mama Li rubbed his head, put the last box of yogurt with big fruit into the refrigerator, and smiled kindly: "Okay, wait, Mama Li will make it for you."

Staring at the back of Mama Li going out, Lu Shinian took out a box of mango-flavored yogurt, tore open the packaging bag, and poured more than half of it in empty mouth. After a sigh of relief, he took out his phone and dialed a number: " Are you free?"

"Yes, yes, Brother Lu, why do you have time to come out today?" The other side of the phone was obviously hilarious, Lu Shinian moved the phone away and pressed his temple.

"What are you doing so early in the morning?"

"Shen Jun is going out at night, so we will practice it for him. It just so happened that we didn't go back last night, so we helped him pass by."

"It's Lu Shinian? Tell me to come here."

"Little Sao of the Lu family, I'm bored at home these days, come out quickly, my brothers are waiting for you."

"Okay, wait, master will be there soon." Lu Shinian raised his voice at the end, and as soon as he hung up the phone, he tossed the phone and landed directly on the crack of the bed.

Humming a song, the little Sao of the Lu family opened the closet and sucked in yogurt, looked at the sequins, tight T-shirts and hot pants in the closet, and his aura suddenly weakened. What kind of broken aesthetics is this? How did he stand up to it before? A face as beautiful as a flower and jade wearing such awkward clothes, I pinched my hands in disgust and looked for a long time, but I couldn't pick out one that could be worn.

Lu Shinian had a headache and pressed his temples again, feeling that his head was about to have fingernail marks on it. He obviously didn't think it was ugly before, and even thought it was pretty good - maybe yogurt got into his head.

Sighing, she still had to wear it, randomly picked up a piece of clothing and put it on her body, sneaked out the door and saw Li Ma who was busy chopping vegetables in the kitchen or something, with a slipper in one hand, Still holding the new yogurt in the other hand, she tiptoed to the door and squatted down to open the shoe cabinet lightly.

You can't let Li's mother know, otherwise you don't know how she will educate her.

Looking at the shoe cabinet full of leather shoes and canvas sneakers, Lu Shinian pursed his mouth. He hadn't gone out for a few days and threw all the shoes away. He glanced at the long-eared rabbit slippers in his hand, and the corners of his eyes twitched. After confirming that he had brought his card and mobile phone, he sighed and went out in slippers. Let's find a shoe store first.

Lu Shinian didn't dare to go far, and went directly to the nearby underground shopping mall. From this distance, he could already feel that the rabbit under his feet was very invisible. His eyes almost melted him, such as the little shopping guide in front of him.

The little sister pursed her lips and wanted to smile, but she didn't dare to, her cheeks were sore: "Sir, what do you need?"

What do I need, as long as I can change these slippers on my feet, I will need whatever you have.

Lu Shinian glanced around indiscriminately, his eyes fixed on a pair of simple and elegant white sneakers, the little sister was so smart, she followed immediately: "Sir, what size do you wear?"

Lu Shinian shook his head.

The little sister's eyes were full of doubts, and she continued to persuade: "Sir, these shoes are very suitable for you." I don't know why when I saw this person for the first time, I didn't pay attention to his clothes at all, and only saw his clear and transparent shoes. It seems that you can see the heart of this person anytime and anywhere, but when you look in, you find that it is just a mirror inside. You can't go to the innermost part, but you still feel that this person is very suitable for white, the most pure and flawless white.

It's good for a medical purpose, so why don't I dress up as an angel and go to the bar to have a good time?

Lu Shinian rolled his eyes, saw a pair of black sandals full of rivets, and nodded his chin: "That's the pair."

Little sister: "..." Is this really good?

Lu Shinian nodded encouragingly, okay.

The customer is God, and the little sister took it out for him without love, and watched him turn around twice in front of the mirror with his clothes feeling good, and opened his mouth to speak, but seeing Lu Shinian's satisfied expression, Forget it, just shut up.

Lu Shinian took out his card and pointed to the long-eared rabbit on the ground. He was in a pretty good mood. After putting on his old clothes, he found a part of the feeling of a former playboy. He must have had a good time today. She said lightly, "Wrap this up for me and put it here. I'll pick it up tonight or tomorrow morning." It's actually quite beautiful, and if you don't want to throw it away, Mama Li will be upset.

The sun shone on his face, Lu Shinian smiled, and the softness between his eyebrows and eyes completely overflowed, the little sister blushed and could hardly speak, but nodded mechanically, until Lu Shinian walked out of the store. He covered his hot cheek and patted it, ahhh, so handsome.

Look at the pair of pink slippers, the contrast is not too cute. Although the outfit on the body is a bit frivolous, it is also very handsome.

Lu Shinian raised his face to block the sun, and after a laziness, he finally found the feeling of spending money like water before. He raised his hand to stop a taxi, stepped in with his long legs, and closed his eyes: "Hengtai Hotel."

At around one o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Shinian rushed to the human club in a hurry, because Shen Jun called him to change the battlefield after he had just finished pretending to be aggressive. Originally, they planned to go back to their respective homes after drinking. Lord Sao was about to appear and no one had eaten yet, so they called for delicious food, and everyone immediately killed him.

Lu Shinian stood coquettishly at the door of the box with a pair of shiny shoes that could blind people's eyes, shaking the sunglasses in his hand.

Whistles sounded one after another, and almost all the playboys of City X gathered in the house, all of them were dressed to be worthy of the money their parents earned, and they were fully committed to contributing to the country's GDP.

Lu Shinian walked in lazily, and put his hand on the shoulder of the person sitting at the door, with a smile on his face: "Hehe, everything is ready, where are you going tonight?"

Shen Jun was stunned for a moment, then reacted instantly and stood up, pinched his smooth and tender smiling face, and pulled him over to sit on the empty seat next to him: "Why, what were you busy with a while ago, giving birth or confinement, what? Can't call out."

The other baby face nodded vigorously at the side and echoed: "That's right, I got through the phone on my birthday a few days ago, and I just don't give face."

Lu Shinian glanced at him, took the wine glass that Baby Face handed over and drank it down in one gulp: "Who is your brother, I think you are too young to be called Dad."

There was laughter at the dinner table, Lu Shinian drank his apology wine without hesitation, his baby face was not annoyed, he just smiled and touched his chin without saying anything.

After drinking Shen Jun's wine, Lu Shinian looked around, stood up and naturally sat down next to Wei Wei, picked up his chopsticks and ate the sweet and sour pork in front of him. He hadn't eaten warm food for a long time, and today was not in vain.

Shen Jun hurriedly asked the waiter for new bowls and chopsticks. Lu Shinian drank two bottles of yogurt in the morning, and his stomach acid almost turned up. He just drank another glass of wine, and his stomach still felt a little uncomfortable.

Unable to wait for the new bowls and chopsticks, Wei Wei stopped what he was talking about, and handed a cup of hot tea to Lu Shinian.

Lu Shinian didn't care about taking it from 21, he just raised his neck and poured it into his stomach. He picked up his chopsticks and was about to gobble it up. Then he realized that he looked at the teacup in his hand in surprise and smiled. Turning his head, it was Wei Wei who handed it over. .

Lu Shinian couldn't drink much alcohol because of his health. No matter who it was in the early stage, he would not refuse anyone who came to drink, but later on he would not drink at all. This is a long-established rule, and no one has ever said that What.

The hot tea was not too hot, which just relieved the uncomfortable feeling in his stomach. Lu Shinian nodded gratefully to Wei Wei. To be honest, he really didn't like drinking. He didn't like it before, but now—he doesn't like it even more.

The waiter came in and carefully arranged new bowls and chopsticks in front of him, and retreated to a corner to listen to orders, not daring to lift his head. No one here was offended by her, and she had to hide if she couldn't be provoked. The silly white and sweet heroines in the upper ranks are all deceptive.

Wei Wei waved his hand to signal the waiter to go down, and he helped Lu Shinian open the disposable package himself, helplessly watching Lu Shinian, who was eating happily and sometimes making fun of the people around him, still didn't ask for his chopsticks When he came back, he just put the bowl and spoon in front of him, and used the new chopsticks by himself.

He knew Lu Shinian when he was eight or nine years old, and it has been more than ten years now. Although the two people's personalities are not very compatible sometimes, the amazing friendship has persisted until now, so the two cherish it even more, otherwise someday The boat of friendship capsizes as soon as it is said, and it is a pity that there is no time to take pictures and post them on Moments.

"Master, what are you doing these two days? Is something wrong or something?"

There were different opinions, all asking Lu Shi what he did some time ago.

There is a fur ball, I said that it was taken away by aliens, do you believe it? I don't believe it.

Lu Shinian laughed in a mysterious way, waving his chopsticks and chatting nonsense, but he didn't speak. Some people even guessed whether it was Jinwu Zangjiao, so he didn't come out to fool around.

Shen Jun kicked over, and blocked the man's mouth with a glass of wine: "Fuck off, you know you're fooling around with us, then go hang out with the gods."

The man giggled, stood up and drank the wine under the quilt: "I made a mistake, said it wrong, said it wrong, how can Xiao Sao hide her beauty, it's obviously hidden by others."

The big guys are used to joking, but before there was no wind and waves, this time he disappeared for more than half a month for no reason, and many people began to gossip based on the smell.

Lu Shinian was still hungry, he was only focused on filling his stomach and didn't pay attention to the rumors flying for a while, but he didn't care, anyway, his scandals were not too much, and one thing less would not clear him up, men and women even him After the last time I went to Thailand, there were ladyboys, so I didn't bother to talk to them.

Shen Jun's face darkened, but there were too many people at the dinner table, and no one paid attention to him when you talked about it with me. He bent his mouth to see Lu Shinian's gobbling, turned to Wei Wei and asked, "What, young master?" I really have a date, why didn't I hear him say it during that time?"

Wei Wei was also surprised, lowered his head and asked, "You succeeded in marrying you?"

Lu Shinian was enjoying himself while gnawing on a piece of pork ribs, and he rolled his eyes at him directly: "You just got married, I got hurt from drinking last time, and I'm nourishing my liver."

It's not Lu Shinian's decision not to drink too much, it's the rules of the Lu family, he must completely ensure his health - everyone here knows Lu Shinian's embarrassing position in the Lu family, and no one dares to take this Play with him, so no one dares to pour him in the later stage.

The last time the bottle of wine was brought back from abroad, Lu Shinian made a miscalculation, and immediately after drinking three glasses, he couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north, and it was Wei Wei who sent him back last time. When I landed, I had good wine, and I just slept when I was drunk.

Lu Shinian's explanation was heard in the ears of everyone present, and it turned out that the young master must have been locked up at home, and the person who started the conversation smiled awkwardly and immediately changed the subject.

Wei Wei looked at the satisfied smile on his face, opened his mouth and said nothing.

Shen Jun was obviously relieved, and talked and laughed with the people next to him.

After eating and drinking enough, Lu Shinian burped in satisfaction and drank a cup of tea to rinse off his stomach. He leaned comfortably on the chair and touched his protruding belly with one hand. Only then did he remember that the purpose of their meeting today is to What, I picked my teeth, glanced at Shen Jun who didn't know what he was talking about, leaned over and asked Wei Wei: "Where is he going, and he is still practicing it?"

Wei Wei: "Where can I go? It's just the matter of studying in country Y. It seems that I agree. I don't know. I just came here when someone called me."

Lu Shinian nodded knowingly.

These second-generation ancestors are different from other people who come out to get together for dinner. As long as they have a meal, they will almost always attend, whether they know it or not. Even if you don't know each other after a meal, you will become acquainted, and making more friends can kill time.

"Is that psychopath in your family picking on you again?" Wei Wei looked around and asked in a low voice.

Lu Shinian shrugged his shoulders: "No, I didn't feel well a while ago and didn't come out." Thinking of the two psychopaths couldn't help but tremble, as long as he thought of it, he was horrified, it was terrifying, and then he forced a smile, "They may not know I'm drunk." Otherwise, you might go crazy, especially Lu Jiayan.

Wei Wei also said: "Yes, I opened the door with your key that day, and there was no one in the living room."

Lu Shinian was thoughtful: "Really." Then don't be afraid, the family members have been dismissed, which means that those two are busy with things and absolutely have no time to pay attention to themselves, escaped the catastrophe, and feel better Not a lot.

Shen Jun came over with a glass of wine: "Master, I'm going to country Y tonight, I wonder if you will give me this face?"

Lu Shinian was in a good mood, and he took it over without hesitation. He raised his head and patted him on the shoulder, saying earnestly, "Of course, study hard and improve every day. You are a top student here."

Shen Jun looked at the empty wine glass in his hand: "..." I still have something to say.

However, the eyes of everyone who was aroused by Lu Shinian's words were all focused here, and some people even kept making fun of it. No matter what it was, it was not suitable to say it on this occasion. Shen Jun sat down in his seat with an empty wine glass depressed. .

Lu Shinian didn't pay attention, he was still smiling happily, and his lips were even a little more slippery than usual, it's not too high, it's like a chicken blood.

Wei Wei held his forehead on the side, and said that he was not stimulated by a neuropathy. Isn't this a must-have, but it may also be that he has recuperated some time ago and has been quiet, and he needs to let himself go in the past two days.

Wei Wei looked at Lu Shinian who was as excited as he was released from the mental hospital: "..."

As expected, the meal went directly from the dining room to the upstairs KTV, but they didn't just come to sing, there was a row of coquettish sluts standing in front of them, and Lu Shinian swept them from beginning to end.

The baby-faced Yangzi leaned over: "Master, you choose first." With a giggle on his mouth, it was obvious that he couldn't wait.

Lu Shinian took a big sip of the iced Coke, his heart was chilled, and he glanced at the boys in front of him who were wearing heavy make-up and wearing coquettish stances, shivering: " You choose first, I will wait."

He didn't give them a chance to speak, and turned around to talk to Wei Wei directly.

Yangzi laughed from behind: "Master, you won't make any more excuses, right? If this goes on like this, we really have to wonder if you have some kind of tough tiger in your family, which eats you to death."

Lu Shinian rolled his eyes at him, staring at him to order someone.

No one here is older than anyone else, it's just that Lu Shinian is older, so they are used to asking Lu Shinian in advance for everything, or abducting him no matter what topic they say, so this is a look. society of faces.

Now that he had said that, the others were not polite, pointing to a few people who were sitting next to him, holding each other and continuing to talk, but the air in the private room had an ambiguous and sticky smell.

Shen Jun was catching a plane and had already left just now. Before he left, he left a message saying that he could just play, and the bill would be charged directly to his head. No one was polite to him. It was really hilarious to play.

Lu Shinian stayed quiet for too long, and after a while he was so noisy that he had a splitting headache. Holding Wei Wei's shoulder, he just wanted to go back to sleep, with a bulging belly and heavy eyelids.

Wei Wei pushed his hand away: "I'm leaving, I have an appointment with someone to talk about the show later, you play first, and call if you have something to do." He stood up as soon as he said that, without brotherly love at all.

Lu Shinian: "..." Holding him but not letting go, he looked at him tearfully: "Are you really going?"

Wei Wei was helpless: "No, I really can't do it today. I have an appointment with the leading actor. They are not like us who have nothing to do. It is not easy to make an appointment."

Even if he didn't want to, Lu Shinian had to let go. If he was kicked out by the Lu family in the future, he would have to rely on Wei Wei for food, so this guy must make money, so he said bitterly, "Then you go, remember to be careful." Dry."

Wei Wei: "..." Why did he see the big words "milk powder money" on his face, he shook his head and felt that he must have been stunned by the enthusiastic rock music.

After Wei Wei left, no one had time to talk to Lu Shinian anymore. Almost everyone had someone in their arms or on their arms. They couldn't be more busy. Bored, Lu Shinian glanced at a shivering child in the corner. , beckoning.

The child's deer-like eyes rolled around wetly, and he was frightened by the eyes of the year when he landed, but he still stood up and walked over: "You... hello."

"Master, this is still a chick, why don't you change it?" The one next to him gnawed at the person, but at the same time he didn't forget to turn his head to remind Lu Shinian.

Why can't I play with the chick? It's obvious that they saw that you are a chick so don't act like a chick. Lu Shinian's face turned dark. "Play with you." He knocked on a pillow, and there was no sound from the side.

Looking at the child up and down, the child was startled by the sudden sound just now, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, and he didn't dare to look at Lu Shinian, his hands were clenched tightly, and his whole body was exuding tension.

Lu Shinian looked funny, he was really a baby.

Almost no one in this place likes it for the first time, the bed is unfamiliar and still can’t let go, everyone is here for fun, not for heartache, when the time comes, it’s troublesome to cry and have an accident, no wonder they are left behind.

Lu Shinian hooked his fingers: "How old is it?"

The child timidly moved closer, as if he was afraid of getting in touch with Lu Shinian, but he also knew why he didn't like Hina, so he tried his best to overcome the obstacle in his heart: "Sixteen."

Lu Shinian nodded with all his thoughts: "Sixteen."

The child thought he didn't want him anymore, but thinking about the anxious expression he saw on other people's faces just now, he paused in his heart, and suddenly raised his head to meet Lu Shinian's eyes, anyway, he will definitely come back one day, so it's better to give it to others than to his eyes At least this person is good-looking and he feels comfortable in his heart.

Gritting her teeth, she mustered up her courage: "It's my first time, but I guarantee that there will be absolutely no worries."

The corner of Lu Shinian's mouth curved even more. Seeing his expression of being very scared but still holding on, he laughed out loud, "Why, want to follow me? Isn't that a worry?"

The child was frightened and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, I mean..." He bit his lower lip and raised his face, "I mean just this one time."