[Comprehensive] Go away, scumbag

When the child ran away, Jiang Wan rubbed his nose and looked at Ziyin, who was also extremely ordinary beside him. After careful observation, Ziyin didn't have a little bit of the jade tree facing the wind in the past, which was very different from the past, and she and Ziyin also had the same purpose. The wonderful thing is that he changed into a different look than before, but scared people to cry on the spot. He couldn't help but pulled the beard on his face and asked in distress: "Brother, is it ugly?" To scare a child away, this must be so ugly A realm.

Jiang Wan has always been a girl who loves beauty. After going through fast time travel, even if she loses her memory and personality, she can't forget her love of beauty. After becoming a fairy, she doesn't pay attention to dressing up because she is already so beautiful that she doesn't need to dress up anymore. Let’s talk, there is a beauty list in heaven, No.1 is Chang’e, there is no doubt, No.2 is Jiang Wan, it can be seen that Jiang Wan’s beauty is recognized by everyone, and now Jiang Wan’s temperament is more and more amazing, even in a beggar costume They all have a different taste, so there is no need to spend energy on dressing up. Now that I encounter this situation, I am a little bit shocked.

Ziyin looked at the child who had just run away in surprise, and then observed Jiang Wan's rough appearance, pulling his beard but showing a little woman's posture, which made people laugh. He smiled slightly, and his ordinary face became more vivid for a while, and those dark eyes The pupils are even brighter.

He nodded and said, "It's really a little uncomfortable."

Ziyin told the truth, he always looked at the real body when he saw people, and Jiang Wan turned into a rough and rude look, in Ziyin's eyes, he was still the all-powerful Jiang Wan, so when Jiang Wan asked how he was, he It was appropriate to answer seriously, and this is actually not his fault. Now that I noticed Jiang Wan's illusion, I realized that it was really not very good.

"Hmph, then when you just came down, you said it was appropriate." Obviously, Ziyin also said it was appropriate just now, so she dared to go down like this. Now the child cries when she sees her, and even comes to send some Spring Festival couplets. Her current situation , more like the Nian Yao said by mortals.

The so-called Nian Yao is a monster that will come down to steal food and drink from every household during the New Year, so it is named Nian Yao.

"It's true that your appearance is very suitable for sending Spring Festival couplets today. Qin Shubao, Yu Chigong and the others are very good-looking, but they have been enshrined in the world for thousands of years, so I think it's good for you to send Spring Festival couplets with your appearance." Ziyin looked at Jiang Wan very seriously. replied.

Let Jiang Wan be speechless.

Jiang Wan felt that her senior brother had learned badly. Obviously when she first met Zi Yin, although he didn't talk much, he was very honest, he couldn't even say a word of comfort, when did he learn to flatter.

At this moment, someone suddenly asked:

"May I ask what you want to do in our tribe?"

It was the little boy who had just run away leading a woman in a turban to Ziyin and Jiang Wan, the woman's face was slightly disturbed.

Come on, she is really a ghost.

Jiang Wan tried his best to smile what he thought was the most kind, and the child was so frightened that he took out a firecracker from his trouser pocket and pointed it at Jiang Wan. Seeing that the posture was to blast Jiang Wan away with a firecracker, Jiang Wan immediately stopped in his tracks. , looking at the child with a stiff face.

It seemed that the firecrackers were useful to Jiang Wan. The brat threw a series of lit firecrackers next to Jiang Wan. If Jiang Wan hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been blown up by the firecrackers. He rolled and fled from the spot. The clothes are already a little messy.

"Puchi..." Ziyin couldn't hold back his smile when he saw this appearance. He had never seen Wan'er in such a mess.

"Senior brother saw Wan'er making a fool of himself, so he didn't help Wan'er."

After Jiang Wan escaped from danger, he raised the corner of his mouth, looked at Ziyin with a wicked smile and said unhurriedly.

Although the clothes and hairstyle are a little messy, but the demeanor is so calm and unhurried. Jiang Wan's facial features are the most beautiful eyes, which are charming in the charming, soft and charming, and seem to have an indescribable taste. Hook, even a rough face still makes Zi Yin's heart suddenly burst, and she is a little bit lost when she is hooked by her eyes.

Ziyin came back to his senses with a wry smile, she just smiled, and she touched his heart like this.

Zi Yin turned to explain to the aunt:

"Ma'am, you may have misunderstood us. We are tourists from the capital city. We passed by here and wanted to ask for something to eat. This is a couplet written by us. I wonder if we can exchange some food with you. The people around me This one is actually my younger brother, don't be intimidated by his appearance, although he looks rough and scary, but my younger brother is kind and easy to get along with, and he wrote all the Spring Festival couplets in my hand."

Ziyin gave Jiang Wan all the credit for the Spring Festival couplets.

"Spring Festival couplets?"

When the woman heard the Spring Festival couplets, her eyes lit up and she was overjoyed. Their village was originally a disaster victim abandoned by the government. They found such a paradise by chance, so they settled here and vowed not to leave this tribe again, just living day after year. I miss the taste of the New Year when I was a child more and more. The festive Spring Festival couplets are what they miss the most, but they are all abandoned refugees. There are no literate people, so the tribe has never posted any Spring Festival couplets. The children didn't know what Spring Festival couplets were at all, so everyone prayed to God to send them a few Spring Festival couplets. Unexpectedly, the Bodhisattva received the Kongming Lantern so quickly and asked someone to send Spring Festival couplets. The woman thought she was dreaming and took Ziyin The Spring Festival couplets in my hand, I spread them out and saw that they were indeed couplets. I was ecstatic and excited, and the hands that took the Spring Festival couplets trembled a little.

"Couple, it's really a couplet, old man, come on, come and see, the tribe has a couplet!"

The woman shouted into the room, and a man came out soon after.

Afterwards, Zi Yin and Jiang Wan were also invited into the room.

Jiang Wan looked at the whole room. The living room was very simple, with a table and four stools. Looking at the walls made of mud, some of them fell down from time to time. There were already layers of yellow mud on the ground. I don't know why I feel a little emotional about the resplendent and magnificent house.

"I'll make you something to eat, and you can eat as you go."

A table was immediately filled with big fish and meat, plus a pot of small wine.

The man sat opposite Jiang Wan, smiled honestly and said:

"The dishes made by my mother-in-law are not as fine as those outside. I hope you don't mind, but the cattle and sheep are all raised at home. They are absolutely refreshing and fresh. Our tribe is isolated from the world. No one has ever mastered the technique of couplets, so seeing During the Chinese New Year, everyone was frowning because of the couplets, but now it’s all right, you are really the nobles of our village, everyone can finally have a comfortable New Year, two brothers, in fact, I still have an unfeeling request, you see, can you Can’t stay here for two days and teach us how to read the words on the couplets. People in the village are uneducated. Although they know that they are couplets, they don’t know what the couplets mean. frame."

After Jiang Wan heard this, she glanced at Ziyin. They actually didn't plan to stay in the human world when they came out, but seeing each other's eagerness, Jiang Wan really had no way to refuse, not to mention that the two of them only spent half an hour in the fairy world.

Ziyin felt Jiang Wan's gaze, and those crystal-like water eyes were looking at him, waiting for his answer, but Ziyin refused to come at all, and after lowering his eyes slightly, he met Jiang Wan again. eyes, nodded.

Jiang Wan smiled lightly, his eyes were as bright as stars because of his nodding.

"sure."

"Can I learn?" It was the little guy who satirized Jiang Wan as a monster and threw her firecrackers just now. At this time, he opened his big black eyes and looked at her nervously. Jiang Wan was amused. I have the same knowledge as a child, but it is okay to scare him. Seeing him not talking, his eyes are red with fright, and his mouth is down, as if he is about to cry.

Ziyin looked at Jiang Wan and shook his head helplessly.

"Your Excellency, my doll is called Erdan. She is a smart and sensible child. I didn't do it on purpose just now. I hope you don't get used to it." The uncle was a little worried.

"Uncle, don't be nervous, my younger brother is just playing around." Ziyin explained with a smile, the smile on the ordinary face was also ordinary, and even the starry eyes just now became darker.

After Ziyin finished speaking, Jiang Wan's pursed mouth could no longer be contained, and she pinched the little guy's face with a smile and said, "Yes, but studying is very tiring, so you can't give up halfway."

"What is halfway?"

The people here don’t know a single character, don’t know any idioms, and don’t understand what Jiang Wan said. Jiang Wan explained with a smile:

"It's just half of the study because it's too hard and I don't want to learn."

"I don't know how to do it." Erdan said dissatisfiedly with puffed cheeks.

Amused a group of people.

"Come, come, drink and drink. This wine is also an old wine brewed by myself. I dare say that the outside world is definitely not as good as our home brew. The two brothers must try it."

Just in time, the aunt came out from the house, looked at Jiang Wan and Zi Yin, and poured them another glass of wine:

"Two brothers, it's getting late. Our village is isolated from the outside world. There are no inns around. Why don't you just rest at my house."

"Thank you, auntie." Jiang Wan was already a little drunk, and his tongue was curled up when he spoke.

The aunt smiled, and then apologized a little:

"But there is only one room at home, and there is only one room at home. My old man will go hunting in the mountains later. Otherwise, I can build a house next to you."

Jiang Wan heard that Ziyin and Ziyin were squeezed into the same room, and for some reason, she suddenly thought of the time when she practiced sword with Ziyin, Ziyin pressed against her hot body, and the blush on her face deepened.

The aunt looked at Jiang Wan's rough and savage face, she probably really drank too much, she blushed unreasonably, and glared at his family.

Both Ziyin and Jiang Wan remained silent and did not answer.

After a long time of silence, the aunt felt that the two of them were a little weird. Is it strange that two big men squeeze into a room?

"If you guys mind, Erdan and I share a room, and you sleep with me..."

"It's okay, ma'am, one room is one room." Jiang Wan pretended to be dead, and Ziyin had no choice but to speak again.

"Wan'er, the bed has been made, you can sleep."

Seeing Jiang Wan lying on the table drowsy, Zi Yin blushed unreasonably, knowing the result of her drinking too much today.

"Brother, what should we do?"

Jiang Wan felt that he probably really drank too much, seeing Zi Yin's face turned into two.

Walking a dozen steps away from the bed, one foot tripped over the other and was about to fall to the ground. Zi Yin caught Jiang Wan's body with his hands.

Taking advantage of the situation, Jiang Wan leaned on Ziyin's body, her exquisite body stuck to Ziyin's body like this, and kept spraying the smell of alcohol on Ziyin's face.

Rao Ziyin had recited the mantra of purifying the heart ten thousand times, but she couldn't calm down.

The place where Jiang Wan stuck it was astonishingly hot, and the other hand involuntarily supported Jiang Wan's wasp waist.

Only then did Zi Yin feel that his Wan'er's waist seemed to be broken with a little force, and when walking, he must be supported and watched by someone to be at ease.

"Brother, you haven't spoken yet?"

Jiang Wan pouted at this moment and raised his head to ask Ziyin.

It was only then that Ziyin's wandering thoughts were forced to come back, but Jiang Wan's figure was all in his mind.

Jiang Wan pressed against Ziyin, and Ziyin neither pushed nor hugged, but felt that it would make people go crazy when touched.

He faltered and said: "I, I, just meditate on the ground, Wan'er, let me help you to sleep."

"Senior brother, are you awake?" "Senior brother, I can't sleep." "Senior brother, otherwise you can come up."

Ziyin frowned and choked out six words: "Whether a man or a woman can kiss or not."

"up to you."

Jiang Wan turned around angrily, ignoring Zi Yin.