[Comprehensive] Go away, scumbag

What, Bu Jingyun doesn't like Kong Ci anymore, this nima must have changed his mind a little too quickly!

A little out of rhythm.

Xiongba: Can we still playfully sow discord?

The mud bodhisattva once said: success is also a situation, worship is also a situation!

After Xiongba heard this, he kept Wen Chouchou staring at Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng, wanting to take the opportunity to drive a wedge between Fengyun and Fengyun, but unfortunately he never found the opportunity.

No, it was not easy for the opportunity to show its sharp edge, and it was strangled in the cradle.

Xiongba is very annoying, even more annoying than knowing that his daughter may not be able to get married. He wants Wen Chouchou to give him an idea, but Wen Chouchou is also in a dilemma. Xiongba is not easy to serve, otherwise he would know how to drive a wedge between the two of them, but is Xiongba willing?You can't sell your daughter, it's shameful, contemptible, Wen Chouchou believes that Xiongbajuebi is not such a shameless person.

After all, Wen Chouchou underestimated Xiongba's shamelessness, Xiongba really thought about selling his daughter, because he wanted to sell his daughter for a good price, marry a rich third generation, a second generation of martial arts, etc., Xiongba planned to let You Ruo go outside to coat her Jin, ask a teacher to learn some art or something, the best master is well-known in the world, he thought about it and decided that the most suitable master is Wuming.

The legend of Jianghu, I heard that no one has been able to defeat him so far.

If You Ruo can worship under his name, it will be a lucrative deal for You Ruo and the Tianxiahui. If he can get the secret book in Wuming's hands in the end, then the whole world will be dominated by him, and he will not be able to dominate the world. No more talk.

Xiongba smiled kindly and waved to You Ruo: "My dear daughter, come here, come to Daddy's side."

You Ruo looked at Xiong Ba's kindly smiling face, the wrinkles on his face could turn into a chrysanthemum, and suddenly thought of Grandma Wolf.

In You Ruo's mind instantly appeared a Xiongba with his head and neck covered and his tail on.

Xiong Ba = Grandma Wolf.

Ouch, it's creepy to think about it.

As a result, the pace in the direction of Xiongba has slowed down a lot.

But Xiong Ba didn't mind the disgust on his daughter's face at all, the daughter wanted to be spoiled, and he wanted to spoil her to the point of lawlessness, this little faux pas was nothing at all, daughter = capricious.

Xiongba sees You Ruo close up, carefully observes his daughter's appearance, the more he looks, the more satisfied he is, as expected of him, the eyes are eyes, the nose is nose, and it is not comparable to that petty girl like Kong Ci, Xiong Ba's His face was full of pride.

Looking at it this way, it seems that it is not so difficult for a daughter to get married, at least she has a good face, and the one who does not speak is very beautiful, and there will be more than one fool in the world who has taken a fancy to his daughter.

Xiongba looked at it for a while, held You Ruo's hand, and went straight to the point:

"Daughter, Daddy wants you to learn art from a teacher."

When You Ruo opened his eyes, his originally big eyes looked at Xiong Ba like a bull's eyes.

Learning art, that kind of art, is the chest crushed with big stones?

Still breathing fire.

You Ruo can't be blamed for thinking this way, after all, in her eyes, Xiong Ba is the most powerful person in the world, she just needs to hug Xiong Ba's thigh.

So Xiongba's so-called learning art, You Ruo really doesn't know what kind of art it is.

"Daddy, is our Tianxiahui so poor that we need our daughter to learn art from a teacher to support us?"

Hey, she's not a showman.

Xiong Ba patted You Ruo's head with one hand, "What nonsense, why would father let you suffer this kind of grievance, father is asking you to worship the Wuming teacher with a high reputation in today's martial arts, and father has already studied the book, and the other party has agreed to accept it You are an apprentice, and the entire martial arts world belongs to us, and the world will be the richest, so don’t listen to rumors, do you understand?”

Just now I thought my daughter was excellent in all aspects, so she revealed her secrets as soon as she opened her mouth.

However, Xiongba thought about it carefully and suddenly found that what You Ruo said was not reasonable. Their Tianxiahui is indeed very poor recently, and all the money has been taken out for usury. At least it will not be able to get it back until the end of the year, but there is still half a year before the end of the year. , In the past six months, the world will be very poor.

Xiongba is a face-saving person, he would not admit that the gang is poor if he is beaten to death.

In order to prove himself that what he said was the truth, Xiang Youruo, who dominates the nostrils of North Korea, showed off: "I just made tea with thousand-year-old ginseng last night."

Xiongba's so-called thousand-year-old ginseng is nothing more than a radish, it's just to deceive people who have never seen the world, and by the way, to show off in front of his disciples, pretending to be a local tyrant, a rich generation.

And these, You Ruo knows.

Looking at Xiongba's swollen face to pretend to be a fat man, his heart reveals contempt.

Dad, open your eyes and talk nonsense, you are so poor that you don't even have bird's nest to eat, and you are still pretending to be rich here.

Don't think she doesn't know that the thousand-year-old life was pulled from the back mountain garden, and there is a large piece of it in it, which was used to feed pigs in the kitchen.

It is also because You Ruo's eyes are too direct, looking at Xiong Ba with a guilty conscience, "Ahem." He coughed and tried to restore his image, and then said:

"Didn't you always want to go out? Are you unhappy that I can get you out of the world meeting this time? If that's the case, then pretend I didn't say it."

Xiongba deliberately spoke ironically, but he saw You Ruo waved his hand and said:

"Don't, don't, dad, when will my daughter say no, just now I just felt that no one in this world can compare with dad's kung fu, so I was suspicious, but since my dad asked me to learn from a teacher, I will naturally go , hehe, Daddy, are you hungry? I'll ask someone to bring you some snacks." Qian Chuan Wan wears flattery, You Ruo hurriedly massages Xiong Ba's back to please Xiong Ba.

You Ruo had already figured out that the world would walk around, this time Xiongba offered to let her go out, how could she not be happy, that was what she meant when she went to Wushuang City last time, but it was destroyed by Nie Feng, so You Ruo I feel that in the future, even if I have nowhere to go, I will not go to Nie Feng.

"Ruo'er, during the time outside, remember to be strong in the martial arts world, and if you encounter any fights, just leave it to Nie Feng to deal with it." Xiongba actually just hoped that You Ruo could take advantage of Nie Feng's help It is just a situation to make a name for yourself and become a teacher. He knows his daughter best. The three-legged cat's kung fu is the worst in the whole world. Going out alone is not a teacher. Whether you can see him or not is unknown. It's a question, and he also doesn't want his daughter to suffer, so he has already thought out the way forward, taking advantage of Nie Feng, and letting his daughter get the limelight.

You Ruo heard Xiong Ba's meaning and said: "Father, Senior Brother Feng will go too!"

"Ah."

"Can you change it?"

Nie Feng is a good complainer, and he doesn't let in oil and salt, You Ruo thinks that Nie Feng will be mad at him on the road.

This time, Xiongba refused to compromise at all and said:

"No, there is no need to discuss this matter, Nie Feng must go."

"Ok."

Even though she had to bring Nie Feng with her when she went out, You Ruo was so excited that she stayed up for several nights and was planning to make some men's clothes. She originally wanted Wen Chouchou to give her some advice on the clothes she designed, but seeing Wen Chouchou's mess You Ruo felt that it was better to ask Kong Ci about aesthetics, but she immediately regretted it. Recently, Kong Ci’s eyebrows have been full of spring, and his eyes are only red or pink. Also know which color she likes.

You Ruo and Nie Feng went to look for Yan Ying first, and the number one beauty in the martial arts world was Nie Feng's mother, so You Ruo also wanted to see her.

But when Nie Feng heard that You Ruo was going to take him to meet the mother who abandoned him, he became depressed and absent-minded along the way, and was accidentally bitten by a poisonous snake on the way.

Yu Yue, who happened to pass by the hidden field, saw Nie Feng hanging there with one hand limply, as if he was useless, Yu Yue's eyes lit up, and he took Nie Feng and You Ruo back home forcibly, and insisted on taking them home. Nie Feng put on his own unicorn arm, and Nie Feng said that his hand was just bitten by a poisonous snake, and it will recover in a few days.

But Yu Yue was determined to give Nie Feng his hand.

At night, in the yard.

Youruo said to Nie Feng:

"Senior Brother Feng, don't give it to you for nothing."

"I already have two hands, why do I need a third hand?"

"Don't you know that the third hand is beneficial?"

"What good."

"steal!"

You Ruo said with a wicked smile.

Nie Feng: ... No wonder the master often sighs, probably because he broke his heart because of the junior sister.

As for the conversation between the two, Yu Yue heard everything.

Coming out of the house, he said to Nie Feng:

"Brother, don't worry, I will cut off your hand and put on a unicorn arm."

After hearing this, Nie Feng thought that Uncle Yu Yue was crazy, so crazy that he wanted to chop off his hand, the world was too scary, really scary, so he took You Ruo and ran away that night.

Nie Feng listened to Xiongba very much. If Xiongba asked him to bring Youruo to Wuming, he would definitely bring him there. Last time he compromised because he wanted to see his mother himself, but after what happened to Yu Yue , Nie Feng no longer listened to You Ruo's words, and only wanted to send You Ruo to his destination.

You Ruo told Nie Feng many times, but there was no way to change his intention.

"Senior Brother Feng, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, why don't we play around and learn from a teacher?"

Nie Feng retorted solemnly:

"No, the master said, you must be escorted to your destination."

You Ruo guessed what Nie Feng would say, and said:

"Brother, have you ever heard the story of the Swordsman? Linghu Chong and Ren Yingying went around fighting for righteousness, traveling around mountains and rivers, envious of other people, gods and couples, don't you yearn for it?"

Since it is the world of martial arts, of course there will be many classic love stories. There is also a story in this world about Ren Yingying and Linghu Chong. Nie Feng.

After hearing this, Nie Feng's face was a little moved, but he said with doubts: "Junior sister, you just said last time that Linghu Chong is a scumbag, abandoned Dongfang Bubai, and fell in love with this little bitch Ren Yingying, why did it change again this time?" Well, but I don't understand what the little bitch means?"

Little bitch means bitch.

Youruo said in her heart.

But he said:

"It probably means that I can give you a blowjob."

Nie Feng suddenly realized, then nodded in agreement and said:

"No wonder, no wonder, Ren Yingying is indeed a strange woman. Not only is she skilled in martial arts, she is kind-hearted, and she can also play the flute. Junior sister, you are also from a similar background to her, but you are not even half as good as her. You are not good at martial arts, and your morals are bad. , and you still don’t know how to play the flute, alas, no wonder the old master often sighs, if you can play the flute, the master won’t be so sad.”

You Ruo choked on Nie Feng's words, feeling as if a stone had been thrown at him.

It was ferocious in a place that Nie Feng couldn't see.

You can play the flute, and your whole family can play the flute.