Heavenly Thunder strikes me down, and I become a Disaster Demon Lord

The black hair is pouring down like a waterfall, with fine flowers dotted in the hair, and the steps shake lightly with the movement, making a small sound.

The beauty in light pink clothes sat in front of the mirror, and the bronze mirror reflected a delicate little face with a little makeup on, her brows were slightly frowned, her expression was mournful, and her eyes seemed to be filled with water.

"Well, not bad." Shi Chongyan circled the beauty for half a circle, and commented, "Hands are like catkins, skin is like creamy fat; beautiful eyes are looking forward, and the smile is charming. It's so interesting."

The beauty stared at her mournful expression in the mirror, and wondered where he could see such a "clever smile", it was just nonsense.

Footsteps sounded behind him, and Lin Feng came quickly from outside the house: "I asked Haitang for a sachet, it smells pretty good, do you think it's okay?"

"Yes, any fragrance is fine, the more fragrant the better." Shi Chongyan took it and handed it to the beauty in front of the mirror, "Wear it close to your body to cover up your foxy smell."

Hearing the words, Xueyan raised her head and wanted to stare at him, but when she touched the eyes that couldn't smile enough, she swallowed her retort.

"Okay, okay~" He stuffed the sachet into his chest, and twisted it three times when he got up, "I just didn't expect that Master Mozun has such skills."

Xue Yan's face was all made up by Shi Chongyan, he was born with a male and female indistinguishable, if he puts on women's clothing and a little bit of modification, no one can tell that he is a male.

"I have always loved beauties, so it's interesting to draw eyebrows and lips for beauties." Shi Chongyan signaled Lin Feng to look at him, "How is it?"

"En." Lin Feng nodded and commented, "It's pretty."

Xueyan shyly bowed her head and said, "As long as the young master likes it."

"It's this demeanor that needs to be changed." Lin Feng said.

Xueyan was stunned, and Lin Feng continued seriously: "The Yaoxun in the river is always a virgin from a good family, you look like...you don't look like it at all."

Shi Chongyan laughed twice: "Brother Yan is right."

Xueyan flicked his sleeves, showing a bored look on his face, retuned his expression, and bowed with a slight smile: "Little girl Xue'er, you are being polite here."

"That's right." Shi Chongyan said with satisfaction, "Okay, let's go out and show everyone."

For the first time, Xueyan actually produced a trace of embarrassment.

He also didn't know why this glorious and arduous task fell on his weak little fox demon. He had never heard of Taoist priests catching monsters and letting other monsters cooperate.

He only remembered that he was nestled in Lin Feng's arms well, and he heard from Gu Xuanzhi that this was for them to practice, he didn't make a move, it was up to the younger brothers and sisters to figure out how to deal with it.

The demon hides at the bottom of the river. The river is very big, and boats are constantly coming and going on the river. It is impossible to use magic to turn the river upside down to find a toad.

It's a big deal, but it's a little troublesome.

After thinking about it, several people thought that the monster in the river was so beautiful.

If a beautiful woman throws herself into the river, why not show up?

Of course, ordinary women must not be allowed to be the beauties who lure the enemy. The junior junior sister is the heart of the sect leader.

A pair of malicious eyes aimed at the fox demon in Lin Feng's arms.

Xueyan felt a little humiliated at first.

Let him be a pure and pure fox demon to lure an ugly toad|toad?

Does that thing match?Pooh!

Humiliation is humiliation, the demon had to bow his head under the eaves, but he obediently turned into a human form, put on women's clothes, and sat in front of the vanity mirror.

When the makeup was completed, he looked at his beautiful face in the mirror and was very satisfied.

But it is a pity to think that such beauty will be used to lure a toad.

A bull knife is used to kill chickens, and cow dung is inserted into flowers.

Walking out of the house with the attitude of a weak willow supporting the wind, Yaohua, who had been looking inside for a long time, straightened his eyes.

"Wow..." She held Xue Yan's hands in both hands, carefully looked at him from head to toe, front and back, and was amazed.

"It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful!" Her eyes were full of envy, she praised a few words, and said regretfully, "Oh, what a waste."

"Waste what?" Xueyan asked strangely.

"Why are you a man?" Yaohua said angrily, "It's too wasteful, how good would it be for me to have this face?"

Xueyan smiled lightly: "Ms. Yaohua is already very cute, so why envy others."

"What's the use of being cute..." Yaohua pouted, "What if the person I like likes the pretty one?"

Xueyan blinked and said, "But you are also very beautiful."

"...Really?" The corners of Yaohua's mouth twitched.

"Really." Xueyan affirmed, "You are the most beautiful human girl I have ever seen."

The corner of Yaohua's mouth twitched into a sweet smile, and the two stood together, like a pair of little sisters who confide in each other.

The appearance of Gu Xuanzhi made all the brothers who couldn't bear to look back come back to their senses, and pretended nothing happened, turned their eyes away and greeted him.

"..." Gu Xuanzhi first looked at the girl who appeared out of nowhere in surprise, and his expression became calm after recognizing who it was.

He said, "Ready?"

"Yes, brother." Yaohua pulled Xueyan to show him, "We let Ari lure that monster, look!"

Xueyan was afraid of his sword, so Wei half bowed her head in front of him guiltily, trying to force a smile.

Gu Xuanzhi just nodded: "Be careful."

Then, he said to everyone: "This time to eliminate the demon, you must not harm innocent people. If the woman who was sacrificed before is still alive, she must be rescued and returned to her family."

"I'm in the city, call me if the situation changes."

He finally said: "Do your best, don't force it. Remember, you must help the world to kill demons and demons, and you must also know how to protect yourself."

Everyone agreed, the sky was already dark, and they immediately set off to the riverside that Master Pang had mentioned.

The night wind was cold, the riverside was empty, and the wind from the river was bitingly cold.

The river is a bit turbulent at night, and there are sporadic cargo ships going down the river in the middle of the river. There are warm lights in the cabins, and the reflections and water patterns are swaying with the wind.

High on the river bank, a woman wandered on the stone.

In such a cold night, she didn't seem to feel the cold, she was dressed thinly, and her clothes were entangled with black hair and the cold wind.

If you listen closely, you can hear her sad sobbing.

The corners of the beauty's eyes were red, two lines of tears flowed and then dried up, and the cuffs were already stained with tears.

After a long time, she finally heard her yelling sadly: "Feng Lang——I hate you!!"

Then there was only the sound of splashing into the water, the beauty jumped up, leaving a sad afterimage on the thin and soft clothes, the water surface returned to calm after only a moment.

The people who hid in the distant forest and watched everything: "..."

The last sentence was too sincere, and several people stared at Shi Chongyan, wondering if he really did something to that fox demon.

The real Lin Feng also felt a little ashamed, and couldn't help admiring Shang Xueyan's acting skills.

The rings are connected, every thread is connected, and it vividly interprets a poor woman who has been betrayed by a ruthless husband.

"How?" He tilted his head and asked Shi Chongyan.

"Good performance." Shi Chongyan nodded in affirmation, "If he can't get along in the future, the theater troupe will definitely have him to eat."

Lin Feng rolled his eyes at him in the dark.

Who asked him this.

He could only ask again: "I said, how is the situation?"

Only then did Shi Chongyan smile and said: "I'm paying attention. Don't worry, you have to find the toad's place to save people, right?"

In order to save those innocent women, he could only wrong their little beauties.

After Xueyan fell into the water over there, the bone-piercing water poured in, so that he almost couldn't hold back and turned into a fox.

He didn't struggle, and he looked completely disheartened with no desire to survive. He closed his eyes and let himself fall into the depths of the dark and cold river.

Before falling to the bottom, the fingertips touched the water and there was a slight change.

Something is getting closer.

Xueyan wanted to open her eyes for a moment, but she was afraid that she would see something that disgusted her, so she moved her fingers and let herself be as soft as a puddle of dead mud.

The sound of paddling water approached, and the thing swam extremely fast and lightly. Before Xueyan could react, the icy-cold feeling supported her waist.

If you don't open your eyes, a more terrifying picture will appear in your mind, Xue Yan's fox's tail is about to explode.

He quietly pinched his thigh so as not to explode, letting the unknown thing hug him and walk through the water.

After traveling through the water for an unknown amount of time, Xueyan felt herself suddenly buoy up and leave the water.

Landed?

Puzzled in his heart, he carefully opened the slit with his eyes, and saw a school of fish swimming past his head.

Xue Yan made it clear that it turned out to be an underwater palace.

He snorted coldly with disdain in his heart, a toad proclaimed himself the god of the river and made a disaster, and he got a lot of benefits, and even built a palace.

Then wouldn't someone with his appearance and qualifications be able to occupy a mountain at will and proclaim himself a mountain god?

When he closed his eyes and fantasized, the other party had already taken him away for quite a while, Xue Yan quietly opened his eyes and saw several night pearls used for lighting.

Tsk, extravagant.

It looks really comfortable being a fake river god.

Xueyan remained motionless, thinking that he had already arrived at the lair of the False River God, and that the Taoist priests on the bank should be here.

Not long after, the fake river god stopped and placed him on a soft sleeper.

Xueyan lay down peacefully, still motionless.

The river water diluted and wiped away the makeup, the black hair was messy, and the description was slightly haggard, but it was pitifully pale.

There was no sound of footsteps, and the fake river god never left.

After a while, Xueyan felt a cold hand caressing his face, and goosebumps all over his body.

When that hand slid down to the neckline, Xueyan couldn't pretend anymore.

He took a deep breath, his chest heaved violently, his eyes widened, and he looked like he was dying suddenly.

Seeing the fake river god at first glance, Xueyan was a little surprised by the ordinary but not annoying appearance, the surprise on his face became a bit genuine, he got up and backed away, and asked in a crying voice: "You, are you who?"

He stepped back from the side of the bed and looked around, and asked nervously, "Where is this? Why am I here? What, what do you want to do?"

Surprisingly, the other party was not as evil as he had imagined, but instead said kindly, "Girl, don't be afraid."

Xue Yan huddled in the corner of the bed and stared at him with a fearful expression.

"It's really not worth it for a girl to commit suicide for a heartbroken man." The fake river god said, "I saved the girl and settled here, so the girl doesn't have to cry for the heartbroken man in the future."

Hearing this, Xueyan almost regarded him as a good person.

Just listen to his next sentence: "Miss is with me, I will treat you well."

Bah, after talking so much, I still don't think about the bed.

Xueyan scolded him in her heart, but her face shivered in fear: "But who are you? I don't...I regret it, I don't want to die, I want to leave, let me go."

"I am the river god." The fake river god sat by the bed and moved a little closer, "What's wrong with being with me?"

He reached out to touch Xueyan's face, but Xueyan turned her head in disgust and avoided it.

The pupils in the winking eyes stood upright, a fox fire ignited faintly from his hands, Xueyan pursed his lips frivolously, and said contemptuously: "You are also worthy?"

The fake river god was surprised.

The clinker fox fire did not touch the opponent, but was shaken away by an invisible barrier, turning into several blue flames and scattered, almost burning Xueyan's hand.

Faced with Shang Xueyan's surprised look, False River God brushed his shirt on his chest, and said calmly:

"Say it, I am the God of the River."

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