Heavenly Thunder strikes me down, and I become a Disaster Demon Lord

It is rare to see guests staying in the hotel early in the morning, and it is even rarer to see guests staying in the hotel early in the morning and rushing to boil a bucket of water for a bath.

Shi Chongyan proudly threw a bag of broken silver on the counter, the proprietress was taken aback, and immediately came out from behind the counter to greet her, and said with a smile: "The best Tianzi No. [-] room is reserved, just waiting for you ~ come come come , two sons, follow me upstairs?"

Lin Feng seemed to smell something. He hadn't smelled it before, but it was a bit weird. He suspected it was the rouge fragrance from the proprietress.

He covered his nose lightly, politely said "Thank you", Shi Chongyan followed with his hands behind his back.

Even if the stairs in the inn are simple and unpretentious, they should be walked in a chic and noble manner.

The so-called Tianzi No. [-] room can only be regarded as clean and quiet. Shi Chongyan glanced critically and commented: "Not satisfactory."

But on the face of disgust, Lin Feng didn't hesitate to see him sitting on the chair, crossed his legs and poured tea for himself, and said: "Bring us some bath water, hurry up. By the way, take the money, Buy us two new clothes."

"Okay, okay, you rest first, I have asked the guy to boil the water, you two have a cup of tea, and you will be there soon!" The proprietress poured a cup of tea for Lin Feng graciously, and greeted, "Young master, sit down too. please."

"Thank you." Lin Feng sat down on another chair, the proprietress closed the door for the two of them, and exited the room.

It is easy to do things with money, and in a short time, the hot bath water filled the bathtub, and the brand new clothes were also delivered and placed on the bed.

Through the screen, half of the room was filled with dense water vapor.

Shi Chongyan loosened his clothes, took off his dirty clothes mixed with mud and blood, threw them on the ground casually, walked behind the screen and remembered something, turned his head and asked Lin Feng: "Little Taoist priest, come together?"

"No, you go first." Lin Feng caught a glimpse of his outline out of the corner of his eye, but didn't dare to look directly at him.

It's strange to say, it's clearly my own body, so there's no need to avoid it.

Probably... that person's tone was too serious.

"But the deity's hand is injured." Shi Chongyan pretended to be distressed, "I can't soak in water, so I can't scrub myself. Little Taoist priest, help me?"

"Don't you have another hand?" Lin Feng didn't fall for the trick, and stood still.

"The left hand is inconvenient." Shi Chongyan shook his head and said, "Are you really so cruel?"

"If the wound gets worse when exposed to water, it will be fine."

"Hey... I don't know who the hand of this deity is because of the injury, no matter what, after all, I fed the dog with sincerity."

Lin Feng also felt that this demon was definitely not a peacock, he had to be a sparrow to be so chirping.

Jiang was still old and hot, but Lin Feng still couldn't beat the devil after all, so he moved a low stool and sat beside Mu Tong, and resigned himself to scrubbing Shi Chongyan's back.

"Hiss—slow down, take it easy, don't use so much force." Shi Chongyan enjoyed the service and asked a lot, "The deity's skin and flesh are not as thin as before, and if you rub the skin hard, it will break. This deity can't help you make up."

"Do you think I'm a spoiled young lady?" Lin Feng rubbed the white skin under his palm until it turned red. "My brother scrubbed me harder than this, and I didn't even yell."

"Huh?" Shi Chongyan snorted lazily, lying on the side of the tub, "You guys have a deep friendship, and brothers and sisters help each other like this?"

"It was there when I was younger, but it hasn't been in recent years." Lin Feng replied casually, and patted Shi Chongyan on the back, "Okay, I'm leaving, you wash it quickly, the water is going to be cold..."

He got up and wanted to leave, but the steam had already made him sweat a little, Shi Chongyan suddenly held his arm and said, "Wait a minute. Reciprocity is reciprocal, this deity understands the truth, it's up to me to help you."

"?"

Lin Feng was caught off guard and dragged by him.

The sound of falling water was violent, and the water splashed so much that the top of the screen was covered with splash marks, and the floor around the barrel was in a mess.

His calf was still hanging outside the tub, his clothes and hair were soaked, he struggled to get up from the edge of the tub, and exclaimed in surprise, "Are you crazy?!"

Shi Chongyan laughed to see his panic-stricken appearance, raised his hand and took off his shoes and socks and threw them aside: "The bucket is big enough, so it doesn't matter if we go together. After I finish washing, the water will be cold, so I have to ask them to send another bucket." Come on, how troublesome is it?"

"That can't be..." Lin Feng shouldn't have blamed anyone first, but was still anxious to get out, "I didn't take off my clothes, how could anyone do that?"

"That's right, it's the deity's fault." Shi Chongyan nodded and said, "Then just take it off now."

After speaking, he raised his hand.

"Don't be fooled!" Actually, the two of them were sitting in a room that was not spacious. Lin Feng tied his hands and feet for a while, but he couldn't get up, and leaned back against the wall of the barrel, crossing his hands in front of his chest.

"Tsk, I didn't want to do anything to you, I just rubbed your back for you." Shi Chongyan bullied him a little closer, looked at him amusedly, raised a finger to hook the dripping chin, "Furthermore , this deity just wants to mess around, so what do you do?"

Lin Feng was silent for a while, looked straight into those frivolous eyes, and said righteously: "I will commit suicide."

Shi Chongyan watched the show with a smile fixed on his face, and was dumbfounded for a moment.

If Lin Feng wanted to die, he would die, but he lived in Shi Chongyan's body.

If he wants to commit suicide, with Shi Chongyan's current ability, there is no way to stop him. It doesn't matter if he dies, but Shi Chongyan's physical body will also be destroyed. Be an ordinary little priest.

And everyone in the world would think that the Demon Lord went crazy for some reason, fled the scene after ruining his own Demon Festival, and committed suicide with guilt.

This is very embarrassing.

A lifetime of fame—or infamy is ruined, no matter what, Shi Chongyan will never allow himself to end up like this.

Through the gradually thinning mist, he slowly narrowed his eyes.

Could it be that he really has nothing to do with this little Taoist priest?

"It's all here." Shi Chongyan put on a gentle smile and tried to persuade, "If you don't wash it, the water will be cold."

"Don't worry, this deity won't do anything to you. Come on, take off your clothes, and this deity will wipe your back for you."

"Don't move around, the deity still has internal injuries. This body is very weak, what should I do if I accidentally die?"

After finishing speaking, he stroked his chest and looked pale.

Lin Feng was taken aback and half-believed.

The wet clothes were spread underneath, and Lin Feng somehow heard his nonsense, and now he was lying on the side of the bucket, his back was rubbed gently, and he was dazed by the heat.

There are few people in the world who can do such a thing as wanting to wipe the devil's back.

If you can go back alive, you have to brag about it.

The hair was pushed to the front of the body, and there was a layer of trembling goosebumps on the exposed back of the neck. Lin Feng took a breath, and his fingers could not help but clenched the edge of the wooden barrel.

At this moment, Shi Chongyan followed Lin Feng's back with his fingertips, pinching the sides of Lin Feng's neck, and said softly: "Little Taoist priest, I wonder if you have heard that demons can eat people to boost their cultivation. ?”

Lin Feng turned around in shock: "What..."

As soon as he touched a pair of eyes full of mischief, someone knocked on the door of the room suddenly.

Feeling guilty, Lin Feng quickly turned to the direction of the door, raised his hand to fetch the clothes from the air, got up and put them on, and asked, "Who?"

A shadow was reflected on the paper window on the door, and said, "Your Majesty, it's me."

Pei Wuxin?

Looking back at Shi Chongyan, the original deity had his arms resting on the side of the bucket, and the old god was soaking in the water on the ground, and raised his chin at him without making a sound.

After Lin Feng fastened his clothes, the mana evaporated all the moisture from his body, stepped barefoot on the wet floor, and said loudly, "Come in."

Shi Chongyan clapped his hands silently at him and said: Great progress.

Lin Feng snorted softly.

Pei Wuxin entered in response, and Lin Feng had already turned outside the screen, unobtrusively blocking the gap between the door and the screen where the tub could be seen.

Of course Pei Wuxin could sense that there was another person in the room, and her eyes only passed for a moment behind the messy screen.

Afraid of what he might ask, Lin Feng asked first, "How did you find this place?"

The reason was obvious, Pei Wuxin felt his unrelenting strong magic breath, and remained silent.

Lin Feng also noticed something, and coughed: "Say something quickly, don't you see that this deity is busy?"

Pei Wuxin had experienced Mozun's "busyness" before.

He nodded, and reported the situation after they left last night, and finally said: "Please respect Islam."

Subconsciously, Lin Feng wanted to look back at Shi Chongyan, but he was afraid that Pei Wuxin would become suspicious, so he pretended to murmur deeply, "Mmm..."

"Your Majesty." Behind the screen, Shi Chongyan casually patted the splash of water and called out in a warm voice, "What are you doing back home? Didn't they handle it well? You promised to accompany him down the mountain for a good stroll."

This is not willing to go back.

Lin Feng said to Pei Wuxin: "You heard me. If I don't go back, you can handle the matters in the teaching."

"Your Majesty." Pei Wuxin frowned very lightly, and swept his cold eyes towards the back of the screen, "This place is not of my kind, and my subordinates are worried..."

"Of course I know it's not my race." Lin Feng was afraid that Pei Wuxin would cut off his body in a sudden mistake, and hurriedly said, "It has nothing to do with him, it's the deity who has something to do."

In order for the other party to talk more, he added: "It has something to do with what happened last night."

Pei Wuxin really asked: "My lord, what happened last night..."

"Don't say it." Lin Feng kept it secret.

Pei Wuxin was silent for a moment, then said: "This subordinate understands."

Lin Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was Pei Wuxin who came here, if it was Qing Yujun who came, it would be really hard to fool him.

Pei Wuxin bid farewell and wanted to leave, but Lin Feng stopped him suddenly, and asked after deliberation: "By the way, you... um... have you ever eaten someone?"

As soon as these words were uttered, there was a puff from behind the screen, and Pei Wuxin's calm eyes widened in disbelief.

Lin Fengfang felt that he had been tricked, and there was a thin blush under the baggy neckline.

"It's nothing, the deity is joking with you, you are really boring." Lin Feng bit the bullet and pulled the corner of his mouth.

After sending Pei Wuxin away, Shi Chongyan was already trembling with laughter in the bathtub.

Lin Feng's fists in his sleeves were also trembling, and he said angrily, "Shi Chongyan, are you bored?"

Shi Chongyan patted the barrel while saying, "Hahahahahahahaha."

Lin Feng turned and left, and the devil was still shouting behind him: "Hahahahaha, wait, bring the clothes for me."

When Lin Feng saw the brand new set of clothes on the bed, he really wanted to tear them into pieces and throw them out of the window as soon as he raised his hand.

No, he must not do this to his body.

Really fucking want to curse.

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