Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

"Master, master, there's a room over there." Lu Chen jumped on tiptoe to see as far as possible.

As soon as he was on the road, he felt as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he couldn't rest for a moment, full of joy and excitement.

He happily thought about how far he would be from Baigu Mountain now that he had taken the first step to the west.

"Okay, let's go and have a rest first." Tang Seng was out of breath, and the Zen staff in his hand was hit by a thousand catties of iron, so he couldn't walk.

"Master, let's take a rest first, we've been walking for a long time." Lu Chen shook his arms and kicked his legs, and tried his best to keep up with the fast-moving Monkey King ahead.

With a bitter face, it is really more than enough.

He really wanted to travel thousands of miles every day, but he hadn't walked such a long distance for a long time, and his legs were so tired.

Even when he was looking for the Great Sage 500 years ago, he didn't rush like this-this is really rushing to the west.

Sun Wukong glanced at him contemptuously, opened his mouth before speaking, then glanced at the master behind him who was out of breath, paused and said, "That's fine."

As soon as he heard that he could rest, Lu Chen was so happy that he almost jumped up, rubbed his legs and smiled, hurriedly went to help Tang Seng: "Master, the great sage agreed."

This child simply regarded Wukong's words as an imperial decree. Tang Seng pinched his face helplessly: "I heard it, you."

Lu Chen hastily dodged it, baring his teeth. Out of the corner of his eye, he realized that Monkey King was looking at him, and quickly put on the biggest and brightest smile. His eyes were so narrow that he could hardly see anyone.

Sun Wukong: "..." How stupid.

The owner of the thatched hut is an ordinary hunter at the foot of the mountain. His son and daughter-in-law went shopping in the city and they will come back tomorrow. It just so happens that there is an extra room in the yard for them to live in.

After thanking the three of them, they packed their bags and went back to the room first. Tang Seng, who can endure hardships, couldn't stand such a hurry.

Lu Chen looked around and pouted.

This house is really dilapidated, more leaky than his cave.

Tang Seng put down his burden, sat down and rinsed the tea bowl, poured a cup for him, and drank a cup for himself: "The monks eat and sleep outside, how can they pursue physical enjoyment."

It's not that he can't live, he can sleep in the thatched hut on the mountain for decades, Lu Shinian looked around, and asked in surprise: "Hey, where is the great saint, he was still there just now."

Tang Seng glanced at the half-open door: "I just went out."

Lu Chen hurriedly followed out. There was a small river at the gate of the front yard, which was not clear and there were no fish. Monkey King stood by the river and looked into the distance.

Standing behind him, Lu Chen followed his line of sight for a long time, and there was nothing but mountains.

"Great Sage." He said carefully, hoping that he wasn't thinking about something complicated, otherwise he wouldn't be able to solve it.

Monkey King didn't even turn his head back.

Lu Chen covered his chest, and his eyes were mournful. After knowing each other for so long, can't he admit his existence?

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at the mountains."

"What's so good about mountains."

"Because it's not pretty."

Lu Chen: "..." We can't continue talking today.

Seeing that Monkey King was about to leave, Lu Chen quickly called him to stop.

"What's wrong?" Sun Wukong turned his face away, obviously impatient in his eyes.

"No." Lu Chen burst into tears, almost biting off his own tongue, it's okay, I don't know why I stopped you, he lowered his head for a while, "Don't look at the mountain, look at me."

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment, gave him a complicated look and walked away.

Lu Chen covered his face with his hands and slowly squatted down, so ashamed.

Why do you say things like "look at him, look at what he's going to do!" !

In the end, he was still unwilling to be ignored directly like this, so he stood up and shouted: "Master, that mountain has collapsed." Nothing can imprison you, you are the essence conceived by heaven and earth, born omnipotent, you are The spirit monkey, who has a relationship with Buddhism, is destined to be merciful.

Sun Wukong paused, without turning his head.

Lu Chen sniffled in frustration, picked up a stone and threw it into the water in a bored manner, thinking that he had said something very philosophical, after all, the chat with Tang Seng was not for nothing during this time.

He was thinking about the Great Holy Lord all the time, for fear that there would be a problem with his mentality.

As a result, I have accumulated so many Buddhist words that I can't use a single word at critical moments. It's really useless!

The stone fell into the water with a thud, making a small splash.

Lu Chen: "..." Not even a bum, shrugging his shoulders and turning away as if nothing had happened.

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"What are you doing?" Lu Chen leaned up to Tang Seng, saw him holding the peeled skin of the tiger that Monkey King killed with a stick a few days ago, and helped him pick out the oil lamp.

The flames seemed to grow brighter for a moment.

Tang Seng touched his head, his hair was really soft, and said with a smile, "Make him a dress."

That's right, isn't Sun Dasheng in the TV series wearing a leopard print skirt?

Seeing that his eyes were bright again, Tang Seng opened them to look at the size of the tiger skin, and asked with a smile, "You want it too."

Lu Chen quickly covered the white clothes on his body: "I don't want it."

But don't, he still doesn't want to be approached by the White Bone Demon with random reasons. It was tiring to keep the shell beautiful when it was promised at the beginning.

The corners of Tang Seng's mouth were even more curved, his silly look was so cute.

The candles were flickering, and everything was silent.

Lu Chen dozed off with his head on the table.

Tang Seng patted him on the shoulder: "Go to sleep first."

Lu Chen rubbed his eyes in a daze: "Go to sleep too." He yawned with his hands on his chin, closed his eyes and turned to go to bed.

"Ouch." The sharp pain on his forehead made him wake up instantly, Lu Chen covered the hurt spot and looked at Monkey King who was standing silently behind him, tears burst out, "Great Saint, what are you doing. "

I don't know how long I stood behind me quietly, my skills are amazing, I don't even have a sound of breathing?

"Someone is here." Monkey King's voice was light.

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, put down the things in his hand and went out to check.

Ah, it's the gang of blind thieves mentioned in the book. Lu Chen covered his forehead with one hand, and held Tang Seng with the other: "My lord, I'm afraid."

Monkey King: "...I'll go out and have a look."

Lu Chen turned around and looked at Tang Seng, raised his eyebrows, the Great Sage is amazing, don't be afraid.

Tang Seng smiled and pinched his cheek.

Lu Chen glared at him angrily - I'm a goblin, be careful that I eat you.

Tang Seng pursed his lips—it was so soft, so nice to touch.

Lu Chenbian turned his head away and stopped playing with you. I'll go to see the Great Sage Lord to watch him kill thieves.

After walking less than ten steps away, there was clanging and screaming, Lu Chen stretched his neck vigorously to take a closer look, but suddenly a black shadow flashed behind him, and his neck was icy cold.

"Don't come over, I'll kill him if I come over again."

Lu Chen rolled his eyes helplessly, "Brother, you are the one who hijacked me, but I haven't shaken yet, can you control your legs well?"

Although he also wanted to shake it cooperatingly, but--the great saint is in front, he doesn't even have to worry about whether the cold on his neck will scratch himself.

"Great Sage, I..."

Sure enough, before he could finish his sentence, the feeling on his neck disappeared, and he could see the person behind him gradually limp down when he turned his face.

Lu Chen noticed the disappearance of the touch next to his back, turned around and saw a face with distorted facial features, eyes widened, as if he had seen the most terrifying scene in his life before he died, he jumped up and ran to Sun Wukong.

"..." Before she could jump into Sun Wukong's arms, she was dodged directly.

How heartless!

He is really scared!