Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Do you think Tang Seng will talk like the nagging Tang Seng in Journey to the West, how can you be sure that he is the person I am looking for? You see, there is no monkey hair on his whole body, except that the ice on his face looks like a stone Generally, the whole body has nothing in common with the stone monkey, or how do you prove this... Humans or stone monkeys have a predestined relationship with Buddhism, I think that's the way it is.

you are wrong!Because this is not a movie, this is just an overhead world, but it is indeed a real world.

So Tang Seng was very normal. Lu Chen saw the person in front of him pursing his lips and smiling as softly as water, his face flushed, and he heard a soft voice like a stream and asked, "Really?"

He didn't know where to put his hands and feet, he had never seen such a gentle person.

Sun Wukong turned his head to look at the burning eyes, looked at the person he wished to nod for him, and nodded helplessly: "Yes, I am a stone monkey."

Tang Seng showed surprise on his face: "Buddha bless you, can you come out and go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures with this little monk."

You won't be alone for decades.

Lu Chen grabbed the conversation: "Holy Monk, the Great Holy Lord is locked up here, can you release him first?"

Tang Seng: "Make a mistake? Let it go?"

Seeing Sun Wukong's face darken, Lu Chen repeatedly waved his hands to refute him and defended him righteously: "It's not that I didn't make a mistake, whose youth is not crazy, I will tell you about this later, not to mention how can I tell you if the Great Sage doesn't come out?" Go get the Western Scripture."

Tang Seng thought for a while: "Since it is the order of Guan Zi Zai Bodhisattva, I should do my best, but I don't know how to let it go."

Lu Chen hurriedly stood up, pulled his arm and pointed at the steep cliff with difficulty: "Look, there is a talisman paper. I tried it, but I can only get close to it but I can't take it off. The holy monk can try it." .”

He tried this talisman paper, not only could he not take it off, but if he tried to take off the talisman paper, he would be directly blasted to the foot of the mountain by the golden light of Buddhism, and his whole body would be shattered and fractured.

When he was knocked down for the first time, he lay down in a corner for a whole month before putting himself together. He accidentally put his left leg and right leg upside down. As soon as he stood up, he didn’t take two steps. With a bang, the waist was bent.

After trying a few more times, he reluctantly accepted that he really couldn't get close to get a talisman, so he had to give up.

It seems that I have no chance to be the benefactor of the great saint, tsk tsk tsk, a little regretful.

Tang Seng raised his face and squinted his eyes to look at the soaring mountain that almost reached into the clouds, and nodded: "Okay, little monk, try it."

As expected of a holy monk, this consciousness is high enough, and he didn't even think about whether he was lying or not, so he just believed it.

Lu Chen rubbed his hands, feeling secretly happy.

Sun Wukong looked coldly at the two people who had decided their future in a few words.

Tang Seng was checking how to go up the mountain. Lu Chen had nothing else to do, so he knelt down to comfort him: "My Lord, you are coming out soon, this person will definitely get you out."

Monkey King asked back: "How do you know?"

Because I've read Journey to the West, but I can't tell him that. Lu Chen blinked, smiled slyly, and his eyes were bright. At first glance, he still had the look of a vixen: "He said he was destined to be with you."

Monkey King: "..." These two people have similarities to a certain extent.

Another silly grin, Lu Chen stuffed a fruit in his mouth, stood up quickly, patted his buttocks and chased after Tang Seng, shouting as he ran, "Great Saint, I'm going to see the holy monk."

The sound echoed in the mountains, stirring up a group of mountain herons.

Sun Wukong looked at the receding back with sullen eyes, bit his lips and bit the fruit, and the bright red juice flowed horizontally.

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"boom"

There was another wave of shaking near Wuzhi Mountain. Birds and beasts scrambled towards the outside of the mountain like crazy. A huge energy spread across the mountain. Exhausted trees were uprooted.

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed red, and he felt that the power restraining him was slightly relieved, so he shouted loudly, and the mountain pendant that had been pressed on his body for 500 years exploded with a sound, flying sand and stones, and trees flying.

A handsome man dressed in golden chain mail, walking on cloud shoes with lotus root silk on his feet, and wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings, appeared out of thin air amidst the chaos and landed steadily.

With two hands resting on the Ruyi Golden Cudgel on his shoulders, one foot just lifted up, there was a bang, and there was a muffled sound in front of him, and he retracted the foot that was almost crushed by the boulder.

Not far away, Lu Chen spat out a mouthful of blood, rubbed his sore waist, and pushed Tang Seng on his body.

I have been following Tang Seng for fear that there will be problems with the slippery mountain road. The talisman paper is too close to the cliff and he dare not leave it too far. Who knows that the talisman paper is too golden, and he was shot with a mouthful of blood. Fortunately, the bone spirit did not have time to do evil. , otherwise he will definitely be hacked to death directly.

He spit out another mouthful of blood, quickly restored the dislocated bones on his body, raised his sore arm and reached out to touch the corner of his mouth, his fingertips were sticky.

The white clothes are dotted with plum blossoms, and the sleeves are covered with large areas of red streaks. Although it hurts, it is still within the tolerable range.

Lu Chen resisted the dull pain in his heart and stood up tremblingly.Although weak, he still danced excitedly and rushed over, just because he saw the man in armor with golden light at a glance.

He circled around Sun Wukong, his tone could not conceal the excitement and excitement: "Great Sacred Lord, you finally came out."

Little Claw took advantage of the great saint staring at Tang Monk in front of him, and quickly touched the armor. It must be a divine product, so handsome.

But the male god is more handsome, especially matching with this armor.

I was so excited that I wanted to take a picture.

Sun Wukong: "...I will remember this love."

Lu Chen was taken aback, and before he could react, he heard him say again: "I want to go back to Huaguo Mountain, do you want to come with me?"

Before Lu Chen could open his mouth to speak, Monkey King had already whistled to summon somersault cloud, and he was about to leave.

Lu Chen came back to his senses in an instant, and immediately squatted down and hugged his calf: "No, the great saint, you promised the holy monk that you will go to learn scriptures. A man can't break his promise."

My great saint, if you don't follow Tang Seng to learn scriptures, I can't even eat Tang Seng raw.

Sun Wukong turned to look at him: "..."

As soon as Lu Chen closed his eyes, he hugged him even tighter. How can I say that he will never let you go today.

Monkey King kicked it down: "I didn't say that."

Lu Chen was stunned, and looked at Tang Seng, as if he and Tang Seng had decided from the beginning to the end, turned his eyes and wailed quickly: "But the holy monk saved you, how far is it to go to the west to learn scriptures, if you encounter danger What should I do, Dashengye, I want to repay my kindness."

Tang Seng was about to open his mouth when he saw the person who was blinking at him, his eyelids were about to twitch: "..." He should choose to keep his mouth shut.

Monkey King didn't even look at him, he stepped on his ass, turned his head and bowed to Tang Seng: "There will be a period later."