Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

While imagining the heroic figure of Monkey King, Lu Chen wished he could disappear in place now. He put his hands on his waist and tightly pinched his belt, but he couldn't open it no matter what.

Monkey King's voice was cold: "If you don't take it off, are you wearing wet clothes and waiting to get sick?"

Lu Chen hesitated for a moment, but finally raised his face and asked pitifully, "Great Saint, can you turn around?"

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "Haven't you never seen it?"

"It's different." Lu Chen muttered.

Monkey King was impatient, so he just raised his hand, and Lu Chen was completely naked up and down.

"Ah!" As soon as Lu Chen lowered his head, he saw his naked self. He cried out in shock, and hurriedly pulled the dirty clothes to cover his body. Who knew that the dirty clothes had disappeared out of thin air, and Lu Chen raised his face to face Monkey King in a panic. With a teasing look in his eyes, "Do you want to cover up the little one?"

Lu Chen blushed quickly, and immediately squatted down with his legs aggrieved: "Give me clothes."

He heard that his voice was weird, Monkey King stopped teasing him, and directly made clothes for him.

After feeling the rubbing of the clothes, Lu Chen stood up abruptly, grabbed the hem of the clothes and shouted: "Master, you are the most, most annoying." After speaking, he flung his sleeves and ran away immediately, imitating the way others lose their temper. up.

Monkey King: "?"

Ahhhhh, it's really annoying. Falling into the river is already very embarrassing. If you don't know spells, the gap between the two is already widened. Why do you have to tease people!Why!

Lu Chen was resentful as he walked, kicking stones at his feet indiscriminately, gritted his teeth and muttered in a low voice: "How can I confess when you're like this, I don't like you anymore if you're like this."

but--

I still like it very much.

I still want to tell him - I like him.

I can’t even get angry when I’m angry, so angry.

Lu Chen didn't dare to go far, and after being stingy with the weeds on the side of the road, he stood up with his mouth full of grievances, and immediately went back.

There are so many monsters in this world, and there is always a sense of insecurity when you are not in front of the Great Sage.

He might—he really likes the Holy Father too much, so let's confess quickly.

If I had confessed, I would not be like this now if I was rejected.

The other party's every move, every word and deed is like a drug that pulls me.

Maybe it was really rejected, and my liking might be reduced a little.

He was immersed in his own thoughts, and he didn't notice at all or he didn't notice at all that a figure that had been following him flashed by, and moved to the front of him the moment he went back, and he went back one step ahead.

But after going back——

Lu Chen stared at the two identical great saints and was stunned, his puzzled eyes fell on Tang Seng: "This is..."

"True and fake Monkey King!"

Before Tang Seng could answer, Lu Chen slapped his head and yelled loudly.

Tang Seng didn't understand what he said, glanced at the two Wukongs in front of him, and sighed quietly: "The two just appeared at the same time."

Zhu Bajie on one side leaned on the luggage, glanced lazily, indifferently: "Don't ask for both, it looks annoying."

Lu Chen: "!"

Sha Wujing handed him the water, leaned into his ear and whispered, "If you don't say a few words, you're going to make big brother unhappy again."

Zhu Bajie glanced at him: "Do you think he should be angry with me now, or with the goblin?"

Sha Wujing looked at the two identical elder brothers: "..."

Tang Seng asked Lu Chen helplessly: "Xiao Chen, do you know which one is Wukong?"

The two Monkey Kings looked at him together, with the same eyes of the proud son of heaven, the same aloofness, and the same sharpness.

Before Lu Chen could speak, Zhu Bajie came up with random ideas again: "I have a good idea, it depends on whether you use it or not, isn't there a curse on his head, just read a few words to see who hurts. "

Sha Wujing shook his head subconsciously at first, thinking it was wrong, but with his stupid head, after thinking about it, it seems that this is the most direct and simplest method: "Master, I also think this is a good idea."

Lu Chen repeatedly objected, jumping directly in front of Tang Seng and anxiously refusing: "No, I don't agree."

Faced with everyone's questioning eyes, Lu Chen's eyes flickered, and he habitually wanted to hide beside Monkey King, but when he raised his face, he met two identical faces, and finally had to hide behind Tang Seng.

Poking out a round little head, he said weakly: "It's already very pitiful for the great saint to be disguised as a goblin. It's better not to chant the curse, he will hurt very much."

Tang Seng didn't really want to use this method either, Zhu Bajie snorted coldly: "How painful it is to have rough skin and thick flesh, then tell me what you can do, is it possible that you really want to take this goblin to learn scriptures?" Tang Seng was also troubled.

He is a mortal, and he can't see anything.

What's more, this goblin came prepared, even Wukong's usual small movements were imitated with precision.

Even Xiao Shen...can't tell which one is real?

Lu Chen took another look at the two great saints who were almost identical, and gritted his teeth: "Let me try."

Tang Seng worriedly grabbed Lu Chen's arm who was about to step forward: "Can you recognize it?" Don't be hurt by the goblin if the goblin doesn't recognize him.

Lu Chen looked at the two of them, and touched his chin thoughtfully: "Try first, if you can't recognize them, then think of another way."

The two Monkey Kings were extremely calm, as if the matter had nothing to do with them, they just raised their faces to look at Lu Chen indifferently when he was talking, and said casually, "Then hurry up."

"hurry up."

Lu Chen: "..." It's the same - annoying.

Lu Chen tilted his head and turned a circle between the two people, met the indifferent eyes of the two great saints, coughed lightly and said seriously: "I have stayed with the great saints for more than 200 years, No one else should know what happened during those days."

After a pause, Lu Chen pinched his little finger calmly, and looked at the two of them warily: "I want to ask you two the same question separately, the answer is true, and the answer is true...of course it is It's fake."

Tang Seng came up to meet him: "Really?"

Lu Chen pursed his lips: "It should be fine." He glanced at the two of them, and finally turned his eyes to the one closest to him in the bureau for a long time, pointing at him and turned around, "You come with me first."

The other didn't care, and turned his face away, seeming a little impatient.Lu Chen silently observed his every move, and finally withdrew his eyes and followed the great saint in front of him to the side.

The great saint was obviously even more impatient, and there was even a hint of reluctance to cooperate written in his eyes, and Lu Chen seemed to see a touch of complicated emotions in his eyes.

Is it to blame?

Before Lu Chen could think it through clearly, the Great Saint had already said coldly: "Ask."

Lu Chen looked up at his eyes for a long while, twisted his fingers tightly at the hem of his clothes, and lowered his head slightly: "Master, do you like me?"

Sun Wukong obviously didn't expect him to ask this, and he froze in place for a moment.

Lu Chen took a deep breath, since he had already asked the question anyway, he might as well just say it directly, looking up into his eyes with a trembling voice: "I like you, not the kind of adoration I told you before, It's the love between men and women." At this point, Lu Chen paused, feeling that something was wrong, and quickly added, "It's the kind of love between men and women."

It seemed that something was even more wrong. Lu Chen's mind was so tense that it went blank, his hands were clenched tightly, and the veins on the back of his hands were faintly visible. You, do you like me?"

Sun Wukong squinted his eyes: "This is the problem of being able to recognize me?"

Lu Shen's face fell, and he said dejectedly, "No."

Sun Wukong: "That's..."

Tears rolled in his eyes, Lu Chen felt that his confession had failed, and suddenly he yelled unwillingly: "No, I know you are you, I just want to ask you to come and confess, I like you, I really like you "No matter how weak a person is, there is endless power in his body. After Lu Chen shouted, he was stunned, and hurriedly wiped his tears and bent down to apologize, "My lord, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just... I just ..."

Tears fell down and fell on the back of his hand, warm but as if scalding hot.

It was the first time Lu Chen tasted the taste of unrequited love, and instantly tasted the taste of broken love. His heart was sour, his eyes were blurred, and it was too late to wipe his tears with his hands.

It was really embarrassing, Lu Chen felt that he might be the most embarrassing in his life right now, his mind went blank and he turned around and wanted to run away.But a strong arm was stretched across his waist to imprison him, and the whole person fell back into a warm and familiar embrace: "I like you."

Lu Chen turned his head in disbelief, facing the face of Monkey King with his chin resting on his shoulder.

Sun Wukong pinched his nose with one hand, his voice was still indifferent but there was an obvious smile in his eyes, it was the emotion he often saw in the eyes of the great saint, and it was also the place that the fake monkey could not imitate. .

His great saint is indeed cold and domineering, but every time he looks at him, he will definitely not look indifferent like looking at irrelevant dust.

He also smiles, albeit a faint one.

"Didn't you ask me that I like you, then my answer is that I like you, the kind of liking you said." Or my liking is actually love.

Lu Chen's head was dizzy, and he felt as if he was dreaming. He turned around and bumped into Sun Wukong's chest head-on, and confirmed again and again in disbelief: "Master, you say, you like me? Do you really like me?"

Not only did he not speak, but even his expression paused for a moment, Lu Chen's eyes darkened, and he immediately found a step for both parties, with an ugly smile on his lips: "It's okay, you don't have to pity me, it's okay of."

He struggled twice but still couldn't break free from Sun Wukong's arms: "Great Saint, let me go first, I'll tell them that you are not real, and there is a goblin there."

Monkey King was helpless: "Your voice is so loud, they are not deaf."

Lu Chen was stunned for a moment, then reacted and glanced over, and saw them staring at this side intently.

There was even that goblin, who seemed to be frozen or frightened.His body remained motionless, only his eyes blinked and looked at them.

Lu Chen: "!"

Lu Chen's cheeks were red and he immediately wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in.I was heard, the confession was not only not accepted but also heard, why not be so ashamed, it is too late for him to go back to Baigu Mountain to sleep.

"I don't know when I fell in love with you, but I did fall in love with you. Maybe it's because of the companionship of more than 200 years, maybe it's because you are too stupid and stupid, anyway, I just fell in love with you." Monkey King never said After such a long sentence, it is still a bit uncomfortable to say, so he paused, and then added with a faint smile, "Don't ask if I will like him if someone else is with me, because maybe no one will like him except you." Accompany me on the mountain for hundreds of years."

Lu Chen's brain boomed as if it had been hit hard.He tightly clutched Sun Wukong's clothes with both hands, and raised his face pitifully like a child begging for attention: "Great Saint, you said, you said you like, like me, is it me?"

Sun Wukong's face remained unchanged, but his ears moved, and there was still an abnormal blushing at the base of his ears. Just as he was about to nod, the light in the eyes of the man in his arms suddenly dimmed, his body softened, and his head tilted. fell asleep.