Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

"Great Sage, did a monster come out?" Lu Chen squeezed the doughnut he just bought and held in his hand, his two short legs moved quickly, trying to keep up with the person in front of him.

"Master, look, there are a lot of interesting things here, but now there are no people on the street, it's a pity if you don't ask yourself to pick it up." Lu Chen really likes these gadgets, but he has already bought a lot along the way. If there is less, the money will not be enough to spend.

Lu Chen pinched a mask and couldn't put it down. He raised his face and met Monkey King's enlarged face, and immediately grinned: "Ah."

Sun Wukong looked at him blankly.

Lu Chen put down his mask boredly, and complained, "Never cooperate."

Sun Wukong fixed his eyes on his hand: "Don't you just ask for the dough in your hand?"

Lu Chen shook his hand and said triumphantly: "No, I put the money that Tangtang gave me into the box. Look, it's so lifelike. I'll tell you that there are many mortals who know your story. Well, and in their eyes, you are still a great hero."

Monkey King turned around: "So what."

Lu Chen hurriedly followed up: "What's the matter, anyway, the Great Sage is powerful, the most powerful! Helping Tangtang learn the scriptures is also very fast."

So these hardships are nothing to you, and you will definitely be able to reach Baigu Mountain as soon as possible.

Lu Chen clenched his small fists, and was about to cry in his heart. He hadn't slept for a long time for several years, and he probably wouldn't last long.

Monkey King stopped, even Lu Chen, who was in deep thought, braked immediately and accurately, and rubbed his nose reflexively, secretly thankful that his chest was hard and he didn't hit his back.

A gust of wind blew in front of him, and before Lu Chen could react, someone hugged him suddenly, and the doughnut in his hand fell to the ground.

"Ah, my face mask." Lu Chen screamed, struggled a few times to pick it up, but found that he couldn't get rid of it no matter what. When he was about to use his strength, his arms were empty, and when he looked up, he saw a monkey holding his clothes by Monkey King. man with collar.

"Who are you?" The person who came came back with an arm, but didn't pull out, but staggered two steps and stomped on the face man who fell to the ground.

Lu Chen: "...!!!!!!"

Looking at the flat man on the ground, Lu Chen glared angrily: "Who are you, you came out of nowhere." You even trampled on my grand sage, I don't have money to buy a new one, okay?

"Beauty, where did you come from, where are you going, can you marry, do you have a man you like?" The visitor asked flatteringly while rubbing his hands with a bright smile on his face.

be sick.

Lu Chen: "..." Immediately shrank behind Sun Wukong, only poking out his head, "I'm a man."

The visitor was stunned, his expression froze for a moment, and then he changed into a smiling face: "Beauty, is there a woman or man you like? I can do it?"

Sure enough, it fit Zhu Bajie's personality, greedy and lustful, Lu Chen tightly grabbed Monkey King's clothes: "I know you."

Zhu Bajie flicked the flowing bangs on his forehead, wiped his hand, and said with infinite pride: "I didn't expect my fame to be so big, beauty, then do you agree to my proposal?"

Lu Chen flat-mouthed, if the Zhu Bajie on TV is a Taobao seller, then this is the genuine product. The Zhu Bajie in front of him has nothing to do with fat head and big ears, but is white and tender, with not only baby fat on his face, When he smiled, he still had two shallow dimples. Although he said the teasing words in his mouth, his movements were a little awkward, and the tips of his ears were red.

"Yes, I've heard of you, Zhu Gangli, didn't you just say two days ago that you were going to marry Mr. Gao's daughter Gao Cuilan?" Lu Chen stared at the two dimples with bright eyes, so cute, so miss poke.

Zhu Bajie paused, a blush appeared on his cheeks, and he stomped his feet: "Why does beauty say that, if you mind, I will only marry you."

Lu Chen suddenly became unhappy, and stretched his neck: "Why are you marrying me, I'm a man."

Zhu Bajie's face was serious for a moment: "This young man doesn't know something, beauty is beauty, women can be beautiful, men can also be beautiful, I will marry you..."

Lu Chen trembled all over, and watched Zhu Bajie glance at him shyly, blushing: "Young Master is so beautiful, I naturally want to invite you home."

Beautiful you...!!

Lu Chen immediately shrank behind Monkey King.

Zhu Bajie's face turned cold, and he looked at Monkey King unkindly: "Do you like him?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him lightly and did not speak.

Lu Chen puffed up his chest: "Yes."

Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment, then looked at Lu Chen again, as if he didn't understand the relationship between the two of them, he stretched out his hand suddenly, and the nine-toothed rake appeared out of thin air, his figure suddenly retreated, and a shadow floated by, Sun Wukong stretched out his hand lazily, and Lu Chen took a closer look. Shi Zhu Bajie was lying on his back on the bluestone slab rubbing his waist, it hurt even when he heard it.

Lu Chen gave him a sympathetic look: "Stop struggling, our great saint is very powerful, you should quickly surrender with your hands up, and spare your life."

Sun Wukong glanced at him.

Lu Chen immediately covered his mouth and made a flattering smile.

Zhu Bajie turned his big black eyes, and his face suddenly collapsed: "Stop it, stop it, this is really flooding the Dragon King Temple, the Great Sage is Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, I am the Heavenly Court Marshal Tianpeng accidentally fell into the animal way because he violated the rules of heaven. Thanks to Guan Zizai Bodhisattva's guidance, he is waiting here for the holy monk who came from the Tang Dynasty. grandfather."

Lu Chen and Sun Wukong looked at each other, Sun Wukong's eyes were full of doubts, while Lu Chen suppressed a smile.

Oh hoo, that's amazing, it doesn't take much effort to get here, I recognized the second junior brother here, pack up the itinerary and go straight to the road tomorrow.

Lu Chen boldly leaned forward and poked him in the face. Unfortunately, he didn't smile or dimple: "Why do you want to marry a wife if you are asked to wait here? Can a monk still marry a wife?"

Zhu Bajie had a sullen face: "A monk can't, that's why I took the opportunity to marry a wife before becoming a monk."

Lu Chen started to give him a chestnut, his hand was not heavy, and his soft face was quite comfortable to touch: "Aren't you delaying the girl, get up quickly, if you recognize the master, you have to go see Tangtang."

Zhu Bajie: "Tangtang?"

Lu Chen stretched out his hand to hold him: "Yes, Tang Sanzang, the eminent monk from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land."

"Be careful."

Lu Chen was grabbed by the collar suddenly, and leaned back into a warm embrace. A green smoke billowed in front of his eyes, and when he looked carefully, there was no one on the ground.

Lu Chen: "..." It seems... that he was tricked. Is Zhu Bajie stupid?

Sun Wukong looked at the place where he disappeared thoughtfully, and when he turned around, he saw Lu Chen with a depressed face: "..."

Sun Wukong thought for a while and said, "Spells need to be practiced hard."

Lu Chen raised his face aggrieved: "No, I was deceived by him, I thought he surrendered."

Monkey King, who wanted to say that the world is impermanent and needs more experience: "...he is bad."

Lu Chen: "..." You are worse, you have already seen it, why didn't you tell me!

It's so sad to flick his sleeves, it seems that he still has to follow the plot, how many days will it be delayed, he must have a good sleep in Gao Laozhuang these two days.

"Let's go back."

"Now?"

"Ask the master if what he said is right."

Lu Chen hated, the flames of little monsters were about to burst out of his eyes. Although he had lied to himself, he was indeed the second junior brother. Fortunately, he was bullied by Monkey King so much that he couldn't hold his head up, so it could be regarded as revenge for himself.

Completed, Sun Wukong, who saw his entire mental journey on his face: "..." How did this goblin survive until now, without killing evil, and still being so stupid?Didn't you get eaten during your practice?

"Ah, my face." It cost money to buy it, so distressed, I don't have money to buy a second one.

Lu Chen lay on the ground, looking pitifully at the pitiful little man.

Sun Wukong glanced at the little noodle man who was trampled flat: "It's just a gadget."

Lu Chen put his hips on his hips: "That's not true, that's the Great Holy Lord."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Lu Chen wanted to pick the dough figurine off the ground, but it was too tight, and he moved his finger with a small piece of dough: "..."

"Let's go."

"But...my face mask." Lu Chen's voice was full of frustration, he stood up and took two steps, but he still couldn't bear it. When he turned around, he saw his face face lying on the ground intact, his eyes lit up quickly, and he picked it up eagerly.

The face of this masked figure is still full of hair, but upon closer inspection, there are still some slight changes. For example, the facial structure is very similar to the current Sun Dasheng. Lord, the masked man you created is very similar to you."

"Not like."

"Isn't it true that you don't have hair, but having hair is so sexy."

"..."