Celestial masters don't count

At the foot of the mountain, there is a homestay in the hot spring hall.

A group of people are taking a hot spring, and they all applied for a single hot spring—the benefits of the boss.

A group of young people huddled together with the big team to soak in the hot springs, but at the foot of the snow-capped mountains in winter, they just came back from the top frozen like dogs.Some hot springs are enough to soak, and don't care about others.

Mao Jiu was running to the hot spring comfortably, and Lu Liu came over there wearing a towel.Stand quietly behind him, squat down, and make a move.

"Mao Xiaojiu!"

Grab it and slide down.A splash of water startled Mao Jiu.

Mao Jiu coughed a few times and wanted to break free from Lu Liu's embrace. Lu Liu, who was finally making out with her little boyfriend, could let him go.

Hugging her tightly, she pouted and leaned forward: "I miss you, Mao Xiaojiu, I want to kiss you."

Mao Jiu refused to give the kiss: "Calm down—"

Lu Liu bowed his neck and pecked Mao Jiu's smooth and tender cheeks, feeling that it was very delicious.

"Why do you stay calm when your ass is on fire, Mao Xiaojiu, don't you miss me? Come on, give me a kiss~"

Mao Jiu stretched out her scissors to clamp Lu Liu's pursed lips, and said calmly, "Brother Liu, my master is here."

Lu Liu was stunned for a moment, and then smiled dotingly: "Okay, Mao Xiaojiu, I can play tricks now. What's the matter? Do you think someone is staring at you?"

Mao Jiu's face was full of black lines: "My master is really here."

Mao Jiu's attitude was serious, but Lu Liu looked back half-believingly, but didn't see anyone.She was even more sure that Mao Jiu was joking with him, so she wanted to have fun with him.

So, with a tone of 'I really can't do anything about you', he turned his head and said: "Mao Xiaojiu, if you want to play exciting, just say so. Okay, Brother Six will play with you."

Turn your head, reach out your hand, close your eyes, and purse your lips.

Mao Lao held Mao Jiu's braid with two fingers and pulled him aside, standing in front of him.

"Okay."

A face that was as old as an orange peel showed a shy smile.

! ! ! !

Lu Liu's face suddenly changed, and his momentum increased sharply.From a soft and coquettish little princess to a Rakshasa in an instant, the painting style changed drastically after being frightened to the extreme.

The movement was extremely quick, and even fished out Mao Jiu Huoshao's buttocks behind him from under Mao Lao's nose and climbed ashore, staring at Mao Lao vigilantly.

Mao Lao laughed: "Don't play exciting anymore, Lu Xiaoliu?"

Lu Liu's heart twisted violently for a moment, but his face remained calm, pretending to be very calm.

"Master, hello."

Mao Lao soaked in the hot spring and ordered Mao Jiu to make tea.Pat the hot water: "Come down to the bar."

Lu Liu respectfully and calmly refused: "You go clubbing. There are so many people, I'm afraid you will be crowded."

Mao Lao chuckled, with a tinge of yin and yang: "There must be a psychological shadow."

Lu Liu was silent, and the area of ​​psychological shadow increased.

Mao Lao laughed: "Don't be shy. Young people, I understand. I was young and loved excitement. Although I never found excitement on my master's head, the taste is quite normal."

Lu Liu remained silent and calm, and the area of ​​psychological shadow gradually expanded.

Mao Jiu brewed two cups of tea, one for Master and one for Lu Liu.

It's so touching, if Mao Lao wasn't around, I would have jumped on him and acted like a baby.

But now that Mr. Mao is here, he has to stabilize his image.

Although it seemed that the so-called image just now was all ruined, he felt that he could still save it.

Mao Jiu gently slid down the hot spring pool, raised her eyes, and said to Lu Liu, "Let's go clubbing together."

He ordered a multi-person hot spring pool.

Lu Liu was moved for a while, but he still reservedly refused.

Mao Lao blew on the hot air and said, "It's too crowded."

Speaking of this, if you don't go on, it will change from heavy taste to delicate.

Lu Liu quickly followed, leaning against Mao Jiu.This time, his hands and feet are well behaved, and he dare not be presumptuous in the face of Mao Lao.

On the other hand, Mao Lao, who was on the opposite side, remained calm, and his aura was like a majestic Mount Tai standing in front of him.

Lu Liu was sitting upright, bracing himself to deal with it.It looks like there is a tough battle to fight.

Three people against one situation.

Mao Lao faced Shang Lu Liu, the two fought back and forth in terms of momentum first, and the fight was a tie.

Mao Jiu observes the nose and the heart with eyes, and chooses to be a passerby.

This is the story of a daughter who brought her boyfriend to the door, and the boyfriend accidentally flirted with her girlfriend, all of whom were noticed by Lord Taishan and took advantage of the situation to create a large shadow area.

Lu Liu said: "Master Mao, I often hear my master mentioning you."

Mao Lao: "Hehe, why don't you hate me."

Lu Liu: "...Praise you. She said you are her only old friend."

Mao Lao: "Hehe, old friend."

Lu Liu: "Master Mao likes to joke. My master mentioned that you once formed a team to play zongzi in Xiangxi, went to Tianchi in Changbai Mountain to find monsters, and saw dragons in the Yellow River."

Mao Lao's expression softened a bit: "It's not a dragon, it's a jiao. Where did the dragon come from now?"

They were indeed very good friends back then, a very deep friendship that transcended gender.Even this time, in order to deceive Mao Jiu and steal a kiss from Guo Yuntang, he was kicked away on the spot.Afterwards, continue to confront each other coldly.

The things Lu Liu said were all what they experienced back then, not just these, they almost ran to mysterious places all over the country.A few times, I almost fell there and couldn't get back, but finally came back alive.

Back then, Lao Mao's name in the world of celestial masters was not called that, it was another well-known name.It is still a legend in the world of celestial masters.

However, Mao Lao lived a semi-retired life after adopting Mao Jiu, and changed his common name.Involved in the activities of the celestial masters, sitting on an equal footing with those bigwigs in the celestial masters, not many young people recognize him.

But obviously Lu Liu recognized him.

But he didn't mention Mao Lao's name back then, nor did he praise his deeds back then.Instead, he mentioned his friendship with Guo Yuntang.

I have to say, this is tricky.

Mao Lao didn't hear any famous words in the early years?At the most beautiful time, the leaders of the country met him and treated him very politely.So if Lu Liu boasted about his things, he would not only dislike Mr. Mao, but he would be blamed for mocking him for being old.

Mao Lao always lived more and more childishly, no matter what Lu Liu did, he could always find something.

But when it comes to Guo Yuntang, he can't find anything wrong.

In this life, it is rare to meet a lover.In fact, the same is true for confidants, which are rare.

Sometimes, when you meet your lover, you may not meet your confidant.I met my confidant, but I couldn't meet my lover.

Mao Lao and Ms. Guo Yuntang belonged to this situation. The woman was unmarried and the man was unmarried. Many people matched them in the early years and regarded them as a couple.

But they just don't call, they don't feel it.

It's not that they never loved someone, it's just that they don't have that fate.In the end, they couldn't get together, and looking back, there was only the other party left as an old friend.

Mao Lao sometimes sighed, probably all the love in this life is divided into friendship.

Having a confidant is actually no worse than having a lover.

However, Mao Lao thought about it again, he still has a well-behaved apprentice Mao Xiaojiu.

But Mao Xiaojiu was also abducted.

Thinking of this, Mao Lao's old father's heavy heart occupied his limbs and bones.

uncomfortable.

Mr. Mao turned his eyebrows coldly at Lu Liuheng. He sneered: "You know that your master and I are good friends, but do you know that I had a falling out with her a few years ago?"

Lu Liu froze and frowned.

fall out?

Does not look like.

From Master's attitude and how they got along this time, it was clear that they were old friends.How could they fall out?

But Elder Mao stopped talking about this topic, and instead said: "Your master has set you up with a child marriage, do you know about it?"

coming!

Xingshi's questioning is coming!

The point is here, waiting to be questioned.

Lu Liu carefully explained: "It's all a joke of the masters. Back then, the other party was not even born yet, so we made a baby marriage, and it turned out that the other party was a boy. But I only became a teacher at the age of 16, so our marriage contract counts." .”

Mao Lao lowered his eyelids: "Why doesn't it count? The matchmaker's words, the parents' agreement. One day is a teacher and a lifelong father, and the baby mother you make is a joke? Since you are engaged, you should take responsibility. Why are you here to provoke our Xiaojiu?"

Lu Liu hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter anymore. When I was 22 years old, the other party came to my door and asked to discuss marriage. I refused. I have never met the other party, let alone the other party was still a minor at the time. I can't If I harm others, I will retire. So you can rest assured that I am very clean in this regard, and I will not wrong Xiaojiu."

Mao Jiu testified at this time: "Sixth brother is right. In order to deal with this matter, he promised the other party to withdraw from the world of celestial masters in half-retirement. He has paid a lot, and the break is clean. I think this is very good, and it will not delay others. .”

Mao Lao's hale and hearty eyes flicked back and forth between the two of them, and he smiled for a long time, his laughter was quite old.With a long sigh: "So, I'm meddling in my own business."

Lu Liu said, "You just care about Xiao Jiu."

Mao Jiu was worried that her boyfriend would make things difficult again, otherwise she would definitely find out what was wrong with Mao Lao right now.

Mao Lao shook his head and sighed.Get up slowly and climb ashore.Shaking his head while walking, he said after walking a long way: "Teacher, in fact, when you were still a baby, my teacher made a baby kiss for you. The other party is your Aunt Guo's beloved apprentice. Later I met you , accepted you as an apprentice, and found out that it was a boy. We both took it as a joke. Later, when you came out to me when you were 14 years old, I remembered this baby kiss and wanted to find the other party responsible. As a result, I was deeply insulted by the teacher. The other party She even said that she would rather quit the world of celestial masters than recognize you as a daughter-in-law who has never been married. Xiaojiu, you were abandoned once when you were not yet an adult, ruthlessly and cheaply..."

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After a long silence, Mao Jiu, who should have been angry, carefully poked his back at Lu Liu, who suddenly became depressed: "Are you okay?"

Lu Liu: "I want to be quiet."

Mao Jiu was silent for a while, then got up: "Then I'll go first."

Lu Liu raised his head in grief and indignation: "Are you blaming me?"

Mao Jiu blinked: "No."

Lu Liu: "You must be blaming me in your heart. If I hadn't insisted on retiring and being irresponsible, you wouldn't have been ruthlessly and cheaply abandoned."

Mao Jiu: "...No. In fact, I didn't know it happened."

Lu Liu felt dejected: "I know I'm stupid, but I'm still complacent and think I'm wise. If it wasn't for my resignation, we both have been married for several years now."

Mao Jiu: "...Don't be stupid. The law stipulates that you must be at least one year old to get married, even if you can't get married in China. There are also age restrictions abroad."

Lu Liu can't hear anything now, and is blindly immersed in grief: "If I hadn't divorced at the beginning, I would have eaten you. How much sweet time we have wasted since you were 14 years old."

Mao Jiu: "Even if you haven't divorced, I'm still underage."

Lu Liu is now Mrs. Xianglin, even if Mao Jiu said a hundred hypotheses, he couldn't stop the sweet daily life with Mao Jiu and the unspeakable mosaic picture in his mind.

Mao Jiu: "... Forget it, I'll go first."

Lu Liu's eyes were moist: "So you really dislike me?"

Mao Jiu was helpless: "It's nothing. Don't think about it."

Lu Liu: "Then why did you leave?"

Mao Jiu: "Don't you want to be quiet?"

Lu Liu: "I didn't let you go."

Mao Jiu couldn't bear it anymore: "Go to death!"

Lu Liu was completely heartbroken. When he first fell in love, Mao Jiuke came to coax him in the morning because he was so unreasonable.Let him die now.

The blow is not insignificant.

As soon as Mao Jiu got ashore, his ankle was pulled, and he fell outwards, splashing a lot of water.The warm water covered his face, before he could struggle, his lips and tongue were occupied.

Lu Liu kissed him, wrapped his arms around his naked waist, touched his back, and held his face in the other.Clamp him with full strength, capture his lips and tongue, and make him burn with this passion.

The other hand slid down in the intense passion, slipped into the towel, and grabbed Hunyuan.Instantly felt that the touch was so good, the palm was sucked and couldn't be pulled out no matter what.Rub hard, and press back hard on your lower abdomen.

Mao Jiu was also ignited with enthusiasm, put her arms around Lu Liu's back and neck, and moved towards him automatically.The two were very close, skin to skin, their bodies intertwined, as if they wished to rub each other into their own bodies, full of enthusiasm and strength.

The water splashed in the hot spring pool, splashing a large area of ​​the ground.The two people in the hot spring pool were still entangled, and the temperature in the air gradually heated up, becoming hotter and hotter, making the mouth dry and itchy.

Just as they were planning to proceed to the next step, Mao Lao's indifferent reminder came from a distance: "Young man, indulgence will hurt your body."

It was like the ice slag that went straight into the clothes in the cold weather and snow, and it froze in an instant.

Lu Liu held back, and so did Mao Jiu.But it is impossible to continue.

No matter who is in a strong love, halfway through the car, he will lose interest when he meets the kind reminders from the elders.

Don't mention that discomfort.

Lu Liu had every reason to suspect that Mao Lao was revenge.

Indulgence?I have never given a chance, and I can't even indulge myself if I want to.

It's very sad.

Mao Jiu was so embarrassed that she calmed down.Suddenly he burst out laughing, laughing endlessly.

Lu Liu was depressed.His chin rested on the top of Mao Jiu's head, unhappy: "What are you laughing at? What's so funny?"

Mao Jiu shook his head while laughing, "I just think we...ha, haha, we're so funny, ha..."

Lu Liu stood up against Mao Jiu: "We are both naked, you stick to my arms, are you embarrassed to tease me?"

Mao Jiu patted Lu Liu: "Don't mess around. I'm not joking with you."

Lu Liu's voice was low: "Who is joking with you? I joked with you with my mouth, but I didn't joke with you below."

Mao Jiu felt the gun protruding from the base of her thigh, and her cheeks were a little red.Slide your hand down and hold it.

Lu Liu gasped and gasped.

Mao Jiu pressed against his ear and exhaled, "Are you still kidding me?"

Lu Liu said viciously: "Why don't you drive? I will drive, and you will drive too."

After finishing speaking, he also held Mao Jiu's hand and started to move.

The panting sounds of the two were faint, obscure, and full of eroticism in the hazy fog.Attractive, enthusiastic and passionate, like sparks bursting out, rubbing out bits and pieces of light.

Standing in the courtyard of the hotel looking up at the moon, Mao Lao waited for no one to come out, and kept shaking his head: "Tsk tsk, young man."

The celestial masters have all gone back one after another, only some people still want to stay in the snow mountain for a while, and have the right to travel.

Mao Jiu and others are one of them.

Ms. Guo Yuntang went back first. Chen Yu originally wanted to travel, but she took her back to practice behind closed doors.

With that embarrassing level and IQ, you still want to travel?

So Mao Jiu, Lu Liu and Mao Lao rented a B&B there, and took inspections while traveling.

Lu Liu accepted the inspection, and Mao Lao was in charge of the inspection.

Mao Lao's investigations were so strange and neurotic that even Lu Liu, who was always tricky, couldn't stand it.

Today, it's almost lunch time.

Mao Lao didn't ask someone to deliver the meal, but asked Mao Jiu to cook a meal.

Mao Jiu was taken aback: "Why?"

Mao Lao stared: "If you tell you to do it, you do it. People who have boyfriends, what's wrong with cooking a meal?"

Mao Jiu was puzzled by Mao Lao's sudden change of attitude, but he was confident in cooking.It was just a mistake last time, and this time it will definitely not be a mistake.

Usually he cooks only when he is in a good mood, but now that his master and boyfriend are by his side, he is in a good mood.So I readily agreed.

Lu Liu felt weak all over, always feeling that Mao Laohe had dug a huge hole in front of him, waiting for him to jump with a smile on his face.Lu Liu raised his vigilance, thinking that he should not be fooled, this is too obvious a trap.

Mao Lao smiled very kindly, as if he really accepted Lu Liu as his son-in-law.

He said, "You haven't tasted Xiao Jiu's handicraft yet, have you? Try it later, and please join us."

Lu Liu felt hehe in his heart, it really was a huge pit that he had to jump into, and he had to jump down with a smile on his face.After the dance, you have to praise it vigorously, Mr. Mao has a good plan.

He said with a smile without changing his face, "I have tasted Xiao Jiu's handicraft, and it is delicious in the world."

Mao Lao's eyes flashed brightly: "Really? I think so too. Xiao Jiu doesn't cook often, but every time I cook, I will eat it all. He can't taste it even if he wants to, ha ha. Xiao Jiu's cooking skills are very good. Absolutely."

Mao Lao focuses on the characters of "eat all" and "excellent craftsmanship".

Lu Liu also praised without any pretentiousness: "Yes, Xiao Jiu is ingenious. Not only does the cooking taste delicious, but the housekeeping is also very good."

Mao Lao gasped for breath: "Xiao Jiu does the housework?"

Lu Liu: "Yes. Haven't you seen Xiao Jiu do housework?"

Mao Lao laughed: "I have seen it. How could I not have seen it. He is the most filial. The dishes have never been broken, and the broom is always good after sweeping the floor."

Lu Liu also boasted against his conscience: "Xiao Jiu is so dexterous, the clothes just changed color after washing."

Hearing this, Mao Lao suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.Yin Yang said angrily, "It's just that the color has faded, but it hasn't been torn apart?"

Actually it was torn, but Lu Liu didn't want to admit it at all: "No. Of course not, it's still fine after washing." It's just that it can't be worn anymore.

But it can also be used as a foot wipe.

The two of them were quiet for a while, maybe they also realized that this kind of exaggeration was particularly embarrassing.

There was a long silence until Mao Jiu finished cooking.

Three dishes and one soup, full of color, fragrance and taste.

When Mao Lao and Lu Liu saw this, their faces changed a little.

Mao Lao pretended to tell the truth and blamed: "Why are there so many dishes? One is enough. If there are too many, I can't finish it."

Mao Jiu said while picking up the bowls and chopsticks: "That's no good, every time I cook, you eat all the food, and there is nothing left for me. This time I will cook more, so that Brother Six and I can eat. "

Lu Liu got up and took the bowls and chopsticks in his hand and put them on the table, Mao Jiu went back to the kitchen to get food.Lu Liu also wanted to follow in, but Mr. Mao stopped Lu Liu with a violent cough.

Mao Jiu turned around and said, "Master, if you have an itchy throat, drink more hot water. Sixth brother, it's okay, just sit down."

Lu Liu sat back and confronted Mao Laoheng coldly.

Who refuses to move their chopsticks first.

The scene was deadlocked.

Until they heard Mao Jiu's footsteps walking back, the two continued to look at each other, enduring it.Hearing Mao Jiu's footsteps, he counted the steps in his heart.It wasn't until they were about to walk out that the two quickly picked up the chopsticks and rushed to eat the food on the table.

When Mao Jiu came out with the meal, he saw that the table was full of mess, and there was no food left for him.And Lu Liu and Mao Lao glared at each other while drinking water.

Mao Jiu was surprised: "Have you all eaten up?"

Lu Liu turned his head and smiled softly: "Because it's so delicious, I couldn't hold back."

Mao Lao followed Wen Yan and said: "I haven't eaten for a long time. I miss it for a while, and I can't help eating it all. I will definitely save it for you next time."

Mao Jiu shook her head: "Forget it. I'll do it again."

The two quickly stopped him: "No need. Let's order food. You are tired."

Mao Jiu also felt a little tired. To be honest, cooking a meal took more energy than catching ghosts.So he went to call to order food, completely unaware of the strangeness.

This is not due to a sudden drop in IQ or trust, it is simply because of his obsessive confidence in his cooking skills.

After all, the color and fragrance are there, which is really exciting.

After Mao Jiu went out, Lu Liu drank all the water to relieve his paralyzed tongue.Weakly said: "Master Mao, you love Xiao Jiu very much."

Mao Lao said angrily: "My apprentice, who do you love if you don't love him?"

Lu Liu chuckled softly and said, "Thank you."

Thank you for raising him and such a good Mao Jiu.

Mao Lao curled his lips, feeling sad.

He just didn't like Lu Liu. At the beginning, he disliked his apprentice, so he rejected him without even seeing him.How good his apprentice is, Lu Liu is just blind and doesn't like him.

At this moment, the fate of the two came out of nowhere, and they hooked up at a time and place that he didn't know.His apprentice was hooked away, or by the same person.

This heart is sour.

However, Lu Liu is not bad.

Ability, heart, character, all aspects are good.

It is worthy of Mao Xiaojiu.

Mao Lao suddenly said: "You are not bad."

The speed of speech is very fast, if you don't pay attention, you may miss it.

Lu Liu heard it and understood that he was accepted.So a more sincere thanks.

Mao Lao snorted: "Mao Xiaojiu's cooking is so unpalatable, I'm the one doing the cooking. Can you cook?"

Lu Liu expressed modesty at this moment: "A little bit."

Mao Lao continued to hum: "I will cook at night, if you can beat me. I don't care about the two of you."

Lu Liu is very confident about this.

At night, Mr. Mao borrowed the kitchen from the homestay, and then closed the kitchen door, refusing their peeping and sternly warning Lu Liu not to peek.

Lu Liu was puzzled, this was not a chef competition, and he was afraid that someone would steal his master.

The old god Mao Jiu was there, and he pulled Lu Lu to sit in six rows: "Master has always been like this. He never let me watch the cooking. He said that if I watched, the food would become unpalatable. To be honest, every time I When I peek, the food becomes really bad. But every time I don’t peek, the food is delicious.”

Lu Liu raised his eyebrows, is there such a strange thing?

"It can't be that you are young and don't remember things."

Mao Jiu was very sure that she remembered correctly, not lying.

Lu Liu patted Mao Jiu's head, "Okay, okay. You didn't lie."

Mao Jiu frowned: "You don't believe me?"

Lu Liu dotingly smiled: "I believe everything you say."

Mao Jiu hooked her lips and smiled.

Lu Liu hooked Mao Jiu's little little finger, playing with his fingers one by one, chatting intimately while playing.

Later, it gradually quieted down, and once the quietness came down, Lu Liu realized that something was wrong.

Quiet.

Too quiet.

Lu Liu's quiet refers to the quiet in the kitchen, especially quiet.There is no sound of washing vegetables and boiling water, no sound of a kitchen knife chopping a cutting board, no sound of pots and pans colliding with each other.

Everything is quiet.

Suspicious, Lu Liu got up and said he was going to the bathroom.Turning around to the back of the kitchen, he remembered that there was a window, wide open, from which he could see the kitchen scene.

Turning a corner, I happened to encounter such a scene: the proprietress of the homestay was passing a food box to the window, and Mao Lao stretched out half of his body from the window, holding a few tickets in one hand, and was about to take it with the other. food box.

Looking up, he saw Lu Liuzheng staring at their dirty deal with a strange and inexplicable expression.

The atmosphere froze for a moment, embarrassing.

After a long time, Mao Lao suddenly looked angry and scolded the proprietress of the hotel: "Take it away! Your dirty thoughts! Dirty deal! I will never degenerate and sell my soul!"

The proprietress of the homestay looked at Mr. Mao who suddenly spoke harshly and looked upright, and asked inexplicably, "Then do you want more?"

"No! Take it! Leave! Immediately! Immediately!"

The proprietress left with the food box inexplicably, and she babbled as she walked: "Sometimes I will ask someone to bring it over, and then I will say no. Nervous!"

Lu Liu watched Mao Lao quietly, and Mao Lao closed the window indifferently.

In the evening, Mr. Mao served an excellent meal without any aroma, and said with a cold face: "Someone peeped, the food is unpalatable."

Mao Jiu accepted this reason without any psychological burden and ordered takeaway.

Lu Liu looked at Mao Jiu from the left and Lao Mao from the right.

In my heart, I feel that this is really a magical master-student combination.

There was a rare silence at the dinner table.

Mao Lao, very silent.

A rare silence.

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