Celestial masters don't count

Granny Algae is gone.

This means that he disappeared in the imperial capital without a trace.

When Grandma Zao escaped, Mao Jiu let the paper cranes following her go.That paper crane was more than one level higher than the paper crane that followed Huang Pinyi back then.

However, when Zhihe followed Grandma Zao until she left the imperial capital, she was still discovered.

Mao Jiu told Lu Liu about this.

Lu Liu was noncommittal about this.

Mao Jiu asked him, "Why are you not in a hurry?"

Lu Liu glanced at him and went to clean up.While cleaning, he said slowly: "I told Qian Dui about the appearance of that transvestite who likes to dress up as a woman. He has issued an A-level arrest warrant. And the Lu family came forward and offered him a high price. Now... probably hiding in the deep mountains .”

A certain deep mountain in a certain small town.

The man with the mask on his face hurriedly walked into the deep mountains, walking with his head buried, very vigilant on the way.To prevent someone from following you, go to a certain hidden dilapidated hut and knock on the door.

A young voice came from the door: "Who?"

The man quickly replied: "Young patriarch, me."

The door opened a crack, and the man hurried in.

Hua Zao snatched the dinner the man bought for him, and ate it hungrily.The stomach that has been hungry for two days finally relieved.After dinner, he asked the man, "Is anyone following you?"

The man quickly said, "No."

Hua Zao slapped the table viciously, he originally wanted to throw the dinner in his hand.But when he thought about being hungry for two days, he was not willing to do this, so he chose to pat the table.

The table fell apart in no time.

Hua Zao recited extremely angrily and viciously: "Lu Liu! Mao Jiu! I will kill you!!"

When he thought he had successfully left the imperial capital, after tricking Lu Liu and Mao Jiu, he found that he was reported by the hotel staff.If he hadn't reacted quickly and escaped first, he might be squatting in prison now.

In that case, he dare not use Gu to kill people at all, that's the police!

What is the crime of killing a policeman?The crime of sensationalizing social news!

Don't keep a low profile when the time comes, I'm afraid all the celestial masters in the snow-capped mountains will rush over and shoot him to death.

When he thought it was a misunderstanding, he found that his face had appeared on the national news.As an A-level wanted criminal, the only black witch who is wanted as an A-level wanted criminal!

In particular, the Lu family issued a news announcement, directly specifying that he was a brutal and inhuman murderer who stole Lu's secrets and killed several security guards, and issued a high reward.Don't have to catch him, just give the police his whereabouts.If the police catch it, they will receive a high reward.

When Hua Zao first saw it, he almost spit out blood, so he was constantly stared at by people in those few days, and the police captured his whereabouts because of the active and enthusiastic reports from the masses caused by the high bounty.

He was so angry that he wished he could go back to the imperial capital and kill both of them, but he still had to suppress himself.Hiding around like a prodigal dog, he had never been so embarrassed before, so he naturally hated Mao Jiu and Lu Liu to the bone.

Suddenly, a voice came from a distance outside the hut: "Mr. Police, that's inside. I saw the suspect go in."

Hua Zao was startled, and reflexively wanted to run away.When he reacted, he became angry from embarrassment, and turned around to kill all those people.

The man beside him quickly stopped him and shook his head.

Hua Zao waved his hands bitterly, "Let's go."

The heart-digging incident and the five-horse dismemberment case have all been solved. Although these involve non-science, how to explain it is a matter of old money.When he dug up more than a dozen lifelike corpses under Granny Zao's house, it almost caused a sensation in the media.

If they hadn't used the excuse of stealing the corpses in the end, I'm afraid they would find out that the corpses had been dead long enough for them to rot into bones.

According to the text messages sent by Lu Liu, the body was transported to the garbage dump and burned for a day and a night.

Old Qian lost his appetite because of the smell of corpses, and had to accept the sad fact that his future apprentice returned to Mao Jiu's side.

When I came back, I had to face those troublesome reports again, so I simply threw them all to the people below to write them.Run to see the findings of these cases by yourself.

After watching it, I was quite sad.Especially for Huang Pinyi, the hatred is extremely disgusting, but it is a pity for her innocent parents, lover and friends.

He has been handling cases for many years, who has never seen someone who is not as good as a beast?The most heinous case ever handled, the inhumane case of a bar girl being tortured to death by a group of young people may not be as bad as Huang Pinyi's case.

Huang Pinyi can no longer be called a human being if she can even kill her parents, lover and friends who love her so much.She's just a monster in human skin.

In the two investigation reports of Huang Pinyi and Xu Sisi, he found that the two had certain connections on the Internet. After careful investigation, he found that the two were somewhat similar.

Xu Sisi also killed her father and mother, but she developed hatred because she was treated badly by her parents.He was induced by Huang Pinyi again, but Huang Pinyi seemed to be naturally cold-blooded.

Xu Sisi posted a post about filial piety is a disgusting and anti-human behavior on the scarf. In fact, the original text came from Huang Pinyi. She is just a crazy fan after being brainwashed by Huang Pinyi.

After reading that post, Lao Qian and all the police felt creepy.

How could anyone have such twisted thoughts?How could someone be so cold-blooded?If there are really demons in this world, then Huang Pinyi must be a demon.

Fortunately, the demon is dead.Moreover, after death, he enters the realm of hungry ghosts, and all gods and ghosts will be hated by all living beings, and he will be tortured continuously and cannot be reborn.

Lu Liu just told Lao Qian to thoroughly investigate the Haiyao Group and issue an announcement that it only needs to ban production if one product is unqualified before it can be recycled.As for the wooden statues that are still enshrined, because the mother Gu died, the child Gu also died.The trapped spirits will also leave. If they insist on doing evil and refuse to leave, they will be scattered with the shattering of the wooden statue.

So there is no need to recover the wooden statue.

When Zi Gu died, the person enshrining the wooden statue was dazed for a period of time and gradually became sober.And they have almost forgotten the crazy past, which is actually lucky for them.

They are all old, and sometimes they are admirably strong, but sometimes they are as fragile as a child.

In the face of their children, they are all overwhelmed parents.Children get hurt and they become invincible.But if children are hurt by them, they will become extra overwhelmed and vulnerable.

If they knew what they did to hurt their children during those days when they were bewitched, they would probably die of guilt.

Therefore, it is a blessing for them to forget.

As far as the children are concerned, although they have complained in their hearts, they also feel that it is a blessing.I just hope to pay more attention to the elderly at home in the future, don't let them be lonely and afraid, and don't let them support those things.Instead of taking health care products, it is better to exercise with them more.

As for the other people who had traded with Granny Zao, Mao Jiu asked Zhang Xiaodao to post the matter on the bib, and then it was reposted by Lu Liushao, the bib representing Lu's face, and it almost became a hot search.

Because Zhang Xiaodao was published in the form of a serialized story, those who didn't know it were regarded as a story, and there were still people who rewarded and urged it to be updated.But those who know can know what's going on, and the publicity of Lin Xiaowei and Liu Changrun has brought many students who have traded with Grandma Zao.

Indeed, quite a few people contacted Zhang Xiaodao, and Mao Jiu had seen all of them one by one, and the ghosts who were not too powerful dictated to Zhang Xiaodao to solve them.Fortunately, Zhang Xiaodao is really a genius, even if he dictates, he still learns very quickly.Taoism can be described as a thousand miles a day.

Of course not everyone would come to contact Mao Jiu, those people were all greedy for profit and didn't care about the consequences.Naturally, it was backlashed by the ghosts, because Lao Qian strengthened the monitoring and management of the safety of the imperial capital, which made these people unable to harm others, so they were naturally backlashed and paid the consequences.

And those who sought Mao Jiu's help to get rid of the ghosts turned out to pay attention to the bib number Uncle Jiu, which seemed to be a trend of his devout followers.Among them, there are actually popular stars, wave after wave, which made the bib name Uncle Jiu Shi completely popular.

Those who believe in the real events that are serialized as stories, believe it more, and those who don't believe it are dubious.And because of Lu Liushao's retweeting, most people in the wealthy circle also paid attention to him. Regardless of whether they are flattering or sincere, it is impossible to deny that these people's attention has pushed the name of Uncle Ninth's scarf into an internet celebrity!

Thus, without knowing it, Mao Jiu became an Internet celebrity who is a fortune teller and a first-class ghost-hunting celestial master. Lu Liu who forced him to clean up was interesting.

Lu Liu frowned: "Regular cleaning is good for your health. Think about it, the floor, chairs, tables, bed sheets... everything is covered with mites, tens of thousands of mites, densely piled up on you. whole body. Don't you feel sick?"

Mao Jiu sat on the sofa upright, raised her head to face Lu Liu's painstaking advice, and remained motionless.

What a joke, as a man who once fought against his master for three days, and would rather be hungry for three days than take the spoon, how could he be persuaded by Lu Liu's mere gentle and sweet words, and ran to clean up?

Mao Jiu: "I can't see the mites."

Lu Liu: "Of course you can't see it with the naked eye, but in fact there are tens of thousands—"

Mao Jiu: "If you can't see it with the naked eye, it doesn't exist."

Lu Liu: "It exists objectively!"

Mao Jiu: "Seeing is believing."

Facing the stubborn Mao Jiu, Lu Liu was speechless.

Mao Jiu added another sentence, implying something: "What you hear is nothing."

Lu Liu: This is implying that what he said is false.

Lu Liu seriously warned: "Mao Xiaojiu! If you live in my house, you have to clean up! And you're not the only one cleaning, I'll clean up with you too."

Mao Jiu has no expression on his face. In fact, he doesn't mind cleaning, but he does mind spending several hours every day cleaning.Two floors, living room, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, guest room, study and fitness room, it is more tiring than fighting with evil spirits.

Lu Liu got angry, "Mao! Xiao! Jiu! Are you listening? Let me tell you, don't think that you are my boyfriend and you can have the bad habit of not cleaning. You know that differences are the biggest cause of emotional changes. Reason. We now have to..."

Mao Jiu sighed silently, why is his boyfriend a clean freak?

In desperation, Mao Jiu leaned slightly and kissed Lu Liu's chattering mouth.After the annoying voice disappeared, he backed away and said, "Sixth brother, I'm tired."

Lu Liu, who was full of dissatisfaction in his heart, suddenly softened, pinched the back of Mao Jiu's neck and pushed forward, kissing her fiercely.The kiss was so breathless that I went to clean it contentedly.

Mao Jiu sat on the sofa with a slumped face.Looking suspiciously at the back of Lu Liu who was cleaning happily, why did he think that this daily must-have repertoire was deliberately arranged by Lu Liu...?

After cleaning up in a happy mood, Lu Liu cooked for Mao Jiu himself. Mao Jiu didn't have time to wait for him to say that the meal was ready, so he ran to the kitchen and waited, helping pass the dishes.

God knows how many terrible takeaways he had eaten before. Although the taste of the takeaways was not very bad, almost all the takeaways tasted like they were wholesaled, which was unacceptable.

Ying Short circled around his feet, jumped onto his shoulders and lay still on his stomach.Lu Liu turned around and caught a glimpse of the cat, which never liked being close to people, but was very close to Mao Jiu, and said, "It likes you."

Mao Jiu shrugged, almost all spiritual things liked him.Because yearning for sunshine is the instinct of almost all living things.

When the husky heard the movement, he ran in, wagging his tail and flicking his tongue.When Lu Liu saw it, he immediately chased it out with a black face.Without him, because Hehe is so stupid, he ran around and jumped around and wanted to serve as soon as he entered the kitchen.

There was food on the table, no wonder Lu Liu couldn't stand it.

Lu Liu asked, "Where is Xiaoshan?"

Mao Jiu said, "I was taken away by Qian Dui early in the morning."

With Hey, Xiao Shan can only stay in the room for a whole day.So when he received Qian Dui's invitation, he quickly agreed.

world of two people.

For a moment, only this thought remained in Lu Liu's mind. Maybe they could watch the movie they made an appointment to watch together last time.But don't most couples go to the cinema to watch movies?

Then again, since they're both boyfriend and girlfriend, shouldn't they be dating together?

Thinking of doing it, Lu Liu immediately invited Mao Jiu to go on a date together.

Mao Jiu froze for a moment, date?Where to go on a date?

Lu Liu pondered, "Let me think about it. Where do you want to go?"

Mao Jiu: "I can do whatever I want."

He has never dated before, and he doesn't know what the general steps of a couple's date are.Lu Liu didn't know either, he hastily finished frying the dishes, put them on a plate and handed them to Mao Jiu: "Take it out, eat first."

After speaking, he took off his apron and went upstairs to check the information without even tidying up the sink.But after checking the information, he found that what was said on the Internet was too complicated and messy.

After thinking about it, he called for help.The first is to call his elder brother, but he, Lu Da, said that he has never dated.

Lu Liu expressed shock. Lu Da is almost fifty and hasn't dated yet. How did he chase after his sister-in-law back then.

Lu Da said that he and his wife were married back then, and they got married when they saw each other.Moreover, he is not in good health and should not move around much.Besides, the two couples are deeply in love, even if they don't date, it will not affect the relationship between the husband and wife, they are still loving each other.

Lu Liu ended his conversation with Lu Da coldly and reservedly. Even so, Lu Da could hear Lu Liu's contempt for him.

Lu Da's heart stopped for a moment, and when he saw his wife who had been with him for decades, he found that the two had never had any romantic dates.Suddenly, I felt very uncomfortable.

So he secretly checked the dating steps online, searched standard keywords, and came up with a whole set of dating steps.Lu Da carefully wrote it down, and decided to pick an auspicious day to fulfill the dating steps with his wife.

Wait... Xiao Liu is in love?

Lu Liu directly passed Lu San, who was still single.Don't expect any brilliant insights from him.The rest are a few sisters...forget it.Their dating is for women, and rather than following their advice, they're better off copying those dating steps from the internet.

So he really took out a small notebook and carefully copied the love steps on the Internet, and he didn't expect that he rejected the suggestions of his sisters, but he didn't expect that most of the love steps on the Internet are aimed at... the opposite sex lovers.

It's still noon, they can go climbing first... Wait, will their climbing turn into a race?

Thinking back to the experience that walking with Mao Jiu would eventually turn into a race in the past, Lu Liu resolutely crossed out all the steps related to walking and running, and all the means of transportation were cars.

But dating requires romance, so what about an amusement park?

Lu Liu went downstairs to have lunch with Mao Jiu, full of plans to go on a date in the amusement park.

He pretended to be casual and asked, "Have you ever been to an amusement park?"

Mao Jiu shook her head: "No."

Lu Liu: "Me neither. Let's go together."

Mao Jiu: "...Oh. Good."

It didn't work out.

Lu Liu folded his hands on his chest, sitting in the reading room of the library with a gloomy face, ignoring Mao Jiu who was sitting next to him.

Mao Jiu forcibly looked away from the book and comforted him: "Don't be like this, you just just didn't notice that today is the weekend. There are usually a lot of people on weekends... There are many children, so it is understandable that you can't buy tickets. Besides, there is nothing interesting in the amusement park, it’s just that children like to play.”

Lu Liu said displeasedly: "There are no more tickets for the aquarium."

The aquarium is the second largest dating site for couples besides the amusement park, and it turns out!Actually!There is also a long queue!

Mao Jiu: "Uh, in fact, a place full of childishness like the aquarium is also a place that children like to go to. It's not interesting to see, they are all marine animals. If you like it, I will take you back to my village next time. , near the beach, I'll take you diving."

Lu Liu reluctantly agreed: "You promised, don't go back on it." Immediately afterwards, he said dissatisfiedly: "There is a restaurant for couples in the aquarium, and I have been attracted to it for a long time."

I remember it in the small book, but the marine life in the aquarium is not the focus.The focus is on couple restaurants and candlelight dinners!

Mao Jiu twitched the corners of her mouth, pretending she didn't hear anything.

Lu Liu continued to say in a depressed mood: "Actually, it's okay not to go to these places, but why can't we participate in that couple's game?"

Couples bumping into each other is an activity they encountered when they passed an underground shopping mall.The prizes are plentiful and the games are corny but engaging - mainly couples.

One of the most classic and old-fashioned items in it, the couple who kiss for the longest time wins.

When Lu Liu saw this project, he couldn't move his legs, and stared straight at Mao Jiu.

Mao Jiu stood still and firmly refused.

For this reason, Mao Jiu took many steps back in losing his power and humiliating the country, and even promised Lu Liu to let him kiss him in a special place.Lu Liu just didn't agree, even though Mao Jiu offered many attractive conditions, he resolutely refused.

If Mao Jiu didn't know Lu Liu's real purpose, he wouldn't be a master anymore!

Don't you just want to declare your status in the public?Don't you just want to show off your relationship in public?This little thought has been eager to move ever since he established a relationship with Mao Jiu.

Mao Jiu was not afraid of strange looks from outsiders, but he didn't want to be famous in such a shameful way.So he resolutely refused, even if Lu Liu changed from a domineering attitude to a begging gaze, he also resolutely refused and came to the library to read.

So their first date - the library.

After arriving here, Lu Liu kept exuding his displeasure, and refused to talk to Mao Jiu.Even so, he followed Mao Jiu's side step by step, a typical representative of integrity.

Mao Jiu ignored him, and only started to coax him after being cold for a while.

"Hey... I just bought two movie tickets. If you don't want to go, we can go home."

Hearing this, Lu Liu quickly stared over and said coldly, "Who said I don't want to go? What time is it?"

Mao Jiu looked at the time: "There is still more than an hour to start. Let's read the book for a while."

Lu Liu reluctantly nodded in agreement, and took out a book from the front shelf to read.Although I was dissatisfied with reading books in the library on my first date, I was very satisfied that we could go to the movies together later.

Lu Liu straightened his back, straight as a green pine.The appearance of reading a book with his head down slightly is extremely good-looking, like an elegant nobleman.Many people in the library were secretly watching him.

There was a smile on the corners of Mao Jiu's lips, they never imagined that this person was sulking childishly just now.

From the corner of Lu Liu's eyes, he glanced at the smiling Mao Jiu, and his eyes softened instantly.The mood also suddenly became soft, soft and unbelievably soft.He knew that Mao Jiu was good-looking, especially the kind that suited his taste.

When you don't speak, it's like cold jade, but when you smile, it's as warm as warm jade.Beautiful facial features, warm and dignified temperament.Almost everyone's eyes in the library were attracted by him, but he didn't know it.

Lu Liu thought proudly that this person belonged to him.