Celestial masters don't count

Mao Jiu was not able to absorb the first touch of sunlight essence from the beginning of cultivation, but the body automatically absorbed the sunlight essence the next morning after his 15th birthday.The first ray of sunlight that fell on the earth was drawn to Mao Jiu, and the scene was like a ladder descending from the sky, trying to lead him to nirvana.

If Mao Lao hadn't been attracted by the news to protect him and taught him how to absorb the essence of sunlight and store it in his dantian, he might have really ascended—exploded and died.

nonsense!As long as his hair hasn't grown, he holds the TV and babbles five lectures and four beauties to defeat feudal superstition and believe in science. The little bean sprouts kid who believes in science is forced to learn Taoism every time under the pressure of old Mao's feather duster and slippers. firewood.How could such a poor child subdue the seemingly gentle but domineering Sunshine Essence?

At that time, those sunlight essences were stubborn and unresponsive, running around in Mao Jiuqi's eight meridians like a brat, making him look like a bloody man.If Mao Lao came one step later, he would be really lucky to see his apprentice 'flying up'.

Mao Lao taught Mao Jiu all the Taoism of his patriarch to cultivate immortals. It is also because this time, Mao Jiu, who was somewhat repulsed by Taoism, really accepted and studied Taoism seriously.Mao Lao was very pleased with this, and sighed: the ancients were determined to learn five times out of ten, and after fifteen years, they really had the ambition to learn.

At that time, Mao Jiu's eyes were shining brightly, and his heart was full of pride.

Cultivating immortals, ascending to the top, and being free with the sword—may I ask which young man has never had a dream?

The relieved Mao Lao forgot that a boy of this age also has a name, Zhong Er.

Of course, when Mao Jiu realized that it was impossible to ascend in this dharma-ending era, she got used to this way of cultivation.He would come this way every morning, at this moment, he was rushing the flickering dots of light like spirits, swimming through the meridians of his body, widening and nourishing the meridians, and then rushing back to the dantian like piggies.

It's a pity that it hasn't become a pill yet, and those light spots finally converged into a group of golden flames that look harmless but extremely powerful.

In fact, the method that Mao Lao taught Mao Jiu to absorb the essence of sunlight is not very easy to use, and it will take a lot of work for the boss.The main reason is that this group of Sunlight Essences are just like bear children, as soon as they run into the meridians, they run wildly, and the rampage hurts him to death!

Later, Mao Jiu, who was extremely angry, began to babble, telling them about the youth from the four to the eight honors and eight disgraces, from New Democracy to socialist transformation and then to the primary socialist construction... He spoke impassionedly, tears filled his eyes, Trained the group of bear-like Sunshine Essences until they were all wilted, and finally they were driven to the dantian like piglets.

Since discovering this method, Mao Jiu has devoted herself to cultivation, looking forward to the moment of absorbing the essence of sunlight every day.how to say?Usually he likes to chatter, but he also likes to save face, he loves to carry it, and he always finds acquaintances for chatter.

Who else could be the best candidate for an acquaintance besides Mr. Mao?But Mr. Mao was capable, and when he was bored, he swung his ass and ran away without a trace.Mao Jiu missed Master very much when he didn't see him for four or five days, and his whole body was uncomfortable. People praised him for his filial piety, but in fact, he was just lonely with his mouth.

It's hard to put on a serious look of an expert outside the world.

Later, I found this good way of nagging, and I feel refreshed every day, with sharp legs and feet, and a healthy spirit.

Mao Jiu chattered happily, his mouth curled up, and his serious and deep image was broken in an instant, and he became gentle and amiable, making people want to get close.

There is a big difference between laughing and not laughing.Lu Hesi, who happened to be watching Mao Jiu, saw it, and suddenly became a little interested, thinking that the doll in front of him was interesting.

Originally, Mao Jiu was shrouded in the morning light, looking holy.Then with such a gentle smile, people's favorability for him soared from 20 to 7 or 80.Just looking at it makes me want to get close.

Lu Hesi's affection for Mao Jiu soared, and he felt that the young man in front of him was much more amiable and lovely than his rough-skinned, thick-skinned, venomous-tongued, arrogant, and obsessed with cleanliness.

Although the first impression leaves a very good impression, it is still a stranger who met once.This is even better than a brother of the same clan... How disgusting this brother is!

When the time came around [-]:[-], the sun gradually revealed its whole body and hung in the sky.The people who fell asleep on the train gradually woke up, and each of them got up with sleepy eyes and brushed their teeth and washed their faces.

Mao Jiu opened his eyes and exhaled.As soon as he opened his eyes, he met Lu Hesi's scrutinizing gaze, and nodded for a moment.

Lu Hesi smiled back and looked away. After the other party withdrew his smile, he became stern and indifferent, looking like an unfathomable character, and lost the amiability and gentleness just now.Lu Hesi doesn't like this kind of people, because he is surrounded by such people, not to mention that he has been swayed by such people recently, so he can't get a good impression of them.

Mao Jiu naturally felt the sudden indifference of the person opposite, but there was no big ups and downs in her heart.Not to mention people who have never met before, even if people who walk around on weekdays suddenly become indifferent, he will just be stunned for a moment and then ignore him.

Mao Jiu's heart is somewhat indifferent, which is reflected in his indifference to many things and people.But this is the kindness of cultivating the Tao, and it is Hongmiaozi.

More and more people went out to wash up, and the four young men and women opposite Mao Jiu also stood up and went out slowly while yawning.The aisles are getting more and more crowded, and the chaotic situation is easy to breed evil thoughts.

It didn't take long before a 50-[-]-year-old aunt screamed, "Stealing money—catch the thief—"

As soon as these words came out, the crowd quickly parted to both sides like a split wave, making way for the thief.Seeing this orderly and unanimous scene, the auntie gasped in her chest, stopped and couldn't run anymore.

The thief was wearing an ordinary jacket and looked good.It's just that he has a mischievous eyebrow and a mouse eye, so he is not a good person.

The "thief eyebrows and mouse eyes" doesn't mean that he was born with the eyebrows of a thief. The mouse's mung bean eyes refer to his timid eyes.This kind of people have been guilty of guilt for many years, and they have become this way over time, which makes people dislike it.

In today's world, bad things that fall from the sky are thrown on the head, and one may run into a frenzied person who takes a watermelon knife and slashes at people.People develop a sense of self-help in public places, and when something happens, they run faster than anyone else.

This is a good idea to protect oneself first, but it has also become another form of indifference in society.However, this kind of indifferent social form is not the norm. At least those who have the ability to stop it will still stand up and act bravely.

It's just that this carriage obviously doesn't exist, because the speed of the thief's escape has slowed down, and Xian Xin tossed the stolen wallet in mid-air, his level of arrogance is second to none.

Mao Jiu slightly shook her head in disdain, and was about to stand up and grab the thief.As soon as he moved his feet, he saw the thief fall to the ground with a quick and loud "slap". Hearing the over-excited sound of the intimate contact between the body and the carriage, everyone felt heartache.

Mao Jiu glanced under the table, and saw Lu Hesi quietly withdrawing his outstretched left foot, and raised his head with a calm expression of "what happened".

This person is also a chicken thief...

Grinning his teeth, the thief got up, took the stolen lady's purse in his hand, and slammed it in front of Mao Jiu: "Who? Who tripped me up? Is it you? You? Ah? Who the hell?" Thief pointed to Lu Hesi and then to several young men and women opposite.

A few young men and women across the street were very passionate, and couldn't understand his arrogant attitude after stealing someone's wallet. The two boys were about to step forward, and the next moment the thief took out a sharp knife from his arms and gestured.

Although the knife is small, it can still stab people to death with more force.I don't know how the thief brought these controlled knives up.

The thief gestured with a knife, and when he saw the restrained appearance of the crowd, he clamored even more arrogantly. He swung his wallet and kowtowed his head and said, "If you have the ability to snatch it back? A bunch of idiots! Did you steal something? Do you have any evidence? You have seen it with your own eyes." Are you guys? Don’t be so aggressive. I stabbed one to death with a knife—ah!”

Mao Jiu pursed her lips impatiently, raised her foot and slammed it on the crook of Thief's leg, and then she knelt down on the floor of the carriage like a slaughtered pig.The sound of kneeling down was quite brittle, not to mention that it sounded as if the bones were broken.

When everyone saw this scene, they thought it was a little funny for a moment, and then they couldn't help shivering when they saw the thief crying miserably.

No, this knee... is really broken?

Mao Jiu frowned, with a displeased look on his face: "When you tap lightly, you will cry and call your mother. No wonder you can only be a train thief with this professionalism."

Everyone silent: ... Really lightly knocking?That sound sounds quite crisp... isn't it broken?

Lu Hesi, who was sitting opposite Mao Jiu, nodded his head slightly with sympathy, with a look of agreement.

The aunt who was robbed of her wallet squeezed over from the crowd, and when she saw the thief, she didn't even care about her own wallet, and grabbed the thief's collar several times and slapped him: "The bullying aunt is inconvenient Isn’t it? Auntie has practiced square dancing for several years, so she hides her secrets, do you understand?”

The aunt stood up when she had enjoyed fanning, and Mao Jiu handed over the wallet, and looked down again: Yo ha!The left and right are symmetrical, and the aunt's aesthetics are good.

After a while, a marshal took the thief down, and order was restored in the carriage.What should everyone do? It's just that many people have become interested in Mao Jiu. After all, someone who can smash someone's kneecap with a single tap is definitely an expert!

What's more, with Mao Jiu's attire and unfathomable demeanor, he is clearly a master!Still a hidden master!

The auntie is very grateful to Mao Jiu who helped her catch the thief, and she likes it very much. The main reason is that the young man looks like a beautiful woman, and it is beautiful to look at.The aunt was happy, and brought a basket of native eggs to Mao Jiu.

Mao Jiu refused at first, but when he heard that the native eggs were eggs laid by the old hen at home, they were fresh every day.For a while, I got carried away and discussed with my aunt how to induce the laying of hens to lay eggs.

At the end, I sighed: "Auntie, you are really good. You are an expert at raising chickens."

The masters are among the people!

The auntie laughed heartily, she was very happy, she directly treated Mao Jiu as her son, and was very close: "Where is it? Auntie will give you a trick."

When Mao Jiu heard this, he was overjoyed.Stretch out your ears to listen to the advice from the aunt.

Lu Hesi, who was on the opposite side, watched this dramatic change as if it was a meeting to recognize relatives. He felt very amazing watching the whole process of the two people's evolution from 'aunt' and 'young man' to 'aunt' and 'nephew' .When he heard the two talking about the problem of high-yielding hens laying eggs, and Mao Jiu still had that unfathomable expression and posture like a leader in a meeting, he suddenly squirmed.

I can't help it, I have to maintain my image.Why does Lu Hesi think this young man is so funny?It's so interesting.

Lu Hesi smiled, his face suddenly became ugly, even distorted.He stood up suddenly and hurried out of the carriage, the girl beside him also changed her expression when she saw this.

"Boss!" Sister Mei hurriedly stood up and followed along.

Mao Jiu twitched her nose, and smelled a foul stench.Looking at the back of Lu Hesi who was leaving in a hurry, he looked thoughtful.