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Mao Lao laughed angrily: "My apprentice doesn't know your apprentice, saying that your apprentice doesn't want my apprentice to laugh at me."

Ms. Guo Yuntang said: "You don't have big teeth in the first place. Are you so old that you lose all your teeth?"

Mao Lao grinned and showed him his good teeth.

Ms. Guo Yuntang didn't lift her eyelids: "Livestock."

Mao Lao said proudly: "You are jealous. Your apprentice is still single, and my apprentice has already left the single. It's not your apprentice who doesn't want my apprentice, it's my apprentice who doesn't want me! Hahaha, he has never heard of your apprentice, you And shamelessly singing around. Hahahaha, now my apprentice is out of the singles!"

Ms. Guo Yuntang didn't speak, and looked at Mr. Mao quietly.Let Mao Lao laugh triumphantly, and then the place where he was standing below collapsed and fell into it.

Mao Lao: "Damn it! The most poisonous woman's heart."

Ms. Guo Yuntang sneered.

The rest of the celestial masters whispered their ears secretly, but they didn't understand how these two, one from the celestial master and the other from the feng shui world, suddenly got into a fight.We didn't get along very well a few days ago.

An insider came out to spread the word: "The two have been friends for decades. They had a falling out more than ten years ago. The reason is that each of them thought that their own apprentice was the most talented. They couldn't step down for a while and refused to admit that the other party's apprentice was better than their own. Fall out."

Everyone was speechless and despised.

So childish.

Mr. Mao and Ms. Guo Yuntang sneered at the same time. A group of old people who compare their apprentices with each other all day long have the right to despise others?

The bosses asked the people in the know again, now that Master Mao is out of the order, why is it worth showing off?

Isn't comparing with apprentices to compare Taoism superb, attainments and talents?

Speaking of this, they suddenly remembered that Mr. Mao is a Taoist priest, and Ms. Guo Yuntang is a Feng Shui master, and they are separated like mountains.Doesn't this mean that peers can still compare?

The insider sighed: "What they compare is not attainment, but talent."

"The direction is different, even if it is talent, there is no way to compare."

The insider sighed again: "It is said that because the two are close friends, the apprentices they accept are all talented. The two made a baby kiss, but later found out that the other's apprentices are all men—yes, the gender is Male. They didn't tell each other's gender when they made the baby kiss."

Everyone gasped in unison, how can the same gender fall in love?The perfect apprentice daughter-in-law was lost, and anyone would be angry if she changed it.

"But both parties are at fault, and the relationship should not be deadlocked."

The insider sneered: "What do you know? Originally the same gender cannot fall in love, but then they found out that their apprentices just like the same gender."

Everyone gasped again: "It's really scary... Wouldn't it be better to marry Qin Jin?"

People familiar with the matter said that they are too sweet, things develop like novices on the road, and the result is always beyond imagination.

"Ms. Guo Yuntang's apprentice rejected Mr. Mao's apprentice. In order to reject this child marriage, he even promised Ms. Guo Yuntang that she would not use Fengshui Taoism until Mr. Mao's apprentice got married. That is to say, he must withdraw from the Fengshui world , until Mr. Mao’s apprentice gets married. This is Mr. Mao’s request to embarrass Ms. Guo Yuntang’s apprentice who wants to retire.”

What a shame!

These four characters hang on the foreheads of all the masters in the world of celestial masters and feng shui.

No wonder Mr. Mao hated Ms. Guo Yuntang's apprentice so much. In exchange for them, he would forgive him on the surface and kill him secretly!

Ms. Guo Yuntang called softly: "Student and grandson, come here."

Insider = Chen Yu hastily responded, "Here we come, master."

Ms. Guo Yuntang asked him, "Is there any news about your uncle?"

Chen Yu replied: "Yes. I just sent him a message. Some time ago, I asked me to help him check things. Master, do you have something to order?"

Ms. Guo Yuntang pursed her lips, and asked in a low voice after a long silence: "Your uncle...do you have a boyfriend?"

Chen Yu's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief: "I can't imagine the scene of my uncle falling in love."

As far as their uncle's stinky temper, you think that they are humble and gentle, but they are wordy, ruthless, and put knives in their mouths anytime and anywhere. It's funny if you get a boyfriend.

Chen Yu swears with his toes that the uncle who dragged him into the blacklist will be lonely in this life.

Ms. Guo Yuntang looked at Chen Yu coldly, and then a hole collapsed in the snow under Chen Yu, and he fell in and squatted with Mao Lao.Shaking her hands and closing her down jacket, Ms. Guo Yuntang had a cold face and was not very happy.

The apprentice hasn't fallen in love yet? !

Mao Jiu and Lu Liu went back in close proximity. On the way, Zhang Xiaodao sent him a WeChat message. It was a photo with a screenshot of the scarf on it.

In the screenshot is a netizen's scarf asking for help, and Zhang Xiaodao got in touch with her.

Address, contact information, etc. sent by the other party.Zhang Xiaodao said: "I visited her home according to the address she gave, and the scene...is not very good. She is in the hospital now, and I suspect that she has been poisoned by ghosts. Brother Jiu, come and take a look."

Zhang Xiaodao sent the address of the hospital to Mao Jiu. After reading it, Mao Jiu asked Lu Liu to turn around and go to the hospital.

Mao Jiu asked Zhang Xiaodao: "What's going on?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "I can't tell clearly in WeChat, I'll talk about it when I get to the place."

Mao Jiu: "OK."

Lu Liu turned the steering wheel and turned to drive in the direction of the hospital.At the same time, his mobile phone also received a WeChat message. When he opened it, it was the last time he asked Chen Yu to investigate how many people had an accident with Haiyao Group's health care products.

Doesn't Chen Yu have a bib account with tens of millions of followers?He directly went to the account to ask if anyone had encountered these strange things, and many people said that their relatives or neighbors had indeed used Haiyao Group's health products, and more or less strange phenomena had appeared.

One of the high school students asked for help directly, Chen Yu sent him a screenshot, and he contacted the high school student.After chatting for a while, he said that there was a grandma in his family who had been taking the health care products of Haiyao Group, but he felt that his grandma was secretly raising the kid.

He didn't know whether it was because grandma raised little ghosts or took health care products that made grandma become extremely scary, but he knew that if he didn't deal with it, his family would suffer.Because his father is dying to protect them.

Chen Yu said: "I can't tell for a while, but I already know where the other party is now. He is in the hospital, and the uncle can ask him directly."

Chen Yu sent the address of the hospital, Lu Liu glanced at it and said, "It's the same hospital."

Mao Jiu raised her eyebrows: "What a coincidence."

Instead, you can ask directly. According to what Zhang Xiaodao and Chen Yu said, one is infected by ghosts, and the other is eating health care products from Haiyao Group, so it is very likely that both parties were harmed by Grandma Zao.

Mao Jiu asked, "Who is Chen Yu?"

Lu Liu: "Master nephew."

Mao Jiu raised her eyebrows and stared at Lu Liu.

Lu Liu was a little uneasy, hesitated for a while and said, "I am a Feng Shui master."

Mao Jiu nodded: "Yeah." And then?

Lu Liu: "I'm leaving the Fengshui world for now."

"why?"

Lu Liu pursed his lips, his expression solemn: "For my future."

Mao Jiu: "Tell me your story."

Lu Liu sighed, showing a look of reminiscence: "I started to learn Fengshui when I was 16 years old. My fate is not very good, it is very dangerous. I couldn't live that long. When I was young, my father hired a Fengshui master to suppress me. That fate. I grew up safe and sound, and it can only protect me until I am 16 years old. Unless I worship under it and learn Fengshui. Use these techniques to kill evil spirits and ghosts, so as to relieve my evil spirits Qi—killing to stop killing. I am also interested in Fengshui, and it is very interesting to take risks everywhere. I will probably be a Fengshui master in this life. Who knows—”

Mao Jiuqing stepped forward and asked, "Later?"

Lu Liu had an extremely unbearable expression on his face, as if something happened later that he would rather quit the Feng Shui world, leave the career he was very interested in, and return to the boring business to be a vase president.

"It was only later that I found out that my master had appointed me a baby girl! I didn't even know that I had a master when I was about six or seven years old!"

Mao Jiu opened his mouth wide, unbelievable.

Lu Liu continued to complain: "And it's a boy! At that time, I didn't even know my sexual orientation, so she decided on a boy wife for me!"

Mao Jiu was a little sour: "Isn't it good? You didn't know until you were 16 years old. Didn't you know your sexual orientation at that time? You should be happy."

Lu Liu kissed Mao Jiu's side face, and said innocently and naturally, "But I don't like him, I like you."

Mao Jiu pursed her lips and smiled.

Lu Liu: "I just refused this marriage, and the other master was very angry, thinking that I would never give up—I have never seen that baby girl who never gave up before. Then he said that unless his apprentice first Get married, otherwise I will never be able to use Feng Shui. After I can't use it, I will go to the army. After retiring, I will stay in the company and do nothing."

Mao Jiu can understand the feeling of boredom and loneliness, which can drive people crazy.Especially the more exciting and exciting life in the past, how boring the current life is.

Lu Liu used to be a feng shui master and took adventures in various places. Later, he joined the army and also went to various places for adventures.After retiring, he can only stay in the company as a vase, alas, it's hard for him.

So Mao Jiu also went up to kiss Lu Liu's cheek to comfort him.

Lu Liu turned his face sideways: "This side also wants to."

Ok, no problem.My dear little princess boyfriend.

Mao Jiu responded to Lu Liu's every request.

Lu Liu was satisfied, he really felt wronged in this marriage.Fortunately, he insisted on not compromising on this marriage, otherwise he would not have met Mao Jiu.

Lu Liu praised his wisdom again.

The two soon arrived at the hospital, first asked the ward numbers of the two people who were calling for help at the front desk, and were surprised to find that the two were still in the same ward.

So the two went up together and opened the door of the ward. There were five people inside. They all raised their heads when they saw someone coming, and then bowed their heads in silence.All looked lifeless.

The ward was very quiet, not a silent silence, but a lifeless silence.

Mao Jiu and Lu Liu looked at each other and stepped in together.Then asked: "Who are Lin Xiaowei and Liu Changrun?"

Among them, the extremely thin girl lying on the hospital bed and a young man sitting beside the other hospital bed raised their heads together, looked at Mao Jiu and Lu Liu who still had doubts on their faces, and nodded hesitantly: "It's me. "

Mao Jiu smiled, "The two of you are destined."

Lin Xiaowei and Liu Changrun didn't know why, they looked at each other, but they didn't know each other.On the contrary, Liu Juan and Lin's mother looked at them with some vigilance. They were confused by the recent strange events.

Mother Lin spoke first: "Who are you?"

Lu Liu: "The person who helped you. Are you two... are you calling for help in the same scarf?"

Lin Xiaowei and Liu Changrun were overjoyed immediately: "Are you Uncle Ninth (Uncle Six)?"

Lu Liu Mao Jiu: What kind of weird name?

Lin's mother and Liu Juan each asked what was going on with their children, and they said that they saw the description of filial piety and Haiyao Group related events in a scarf, and found out that the blogger was a Taoist priest, so they asked for help. People came so quickly.

Mother Lin and Liu Juan looked at each other in surprise after listening to it. They didn't expect that the other party not only lived in the same ward as themselves, but also encountered the same supernatural event.

Immediately felt cordial.

And Lin Xiaowei and Liu Changrun also felt fate. They both asked for help from two different bloggers. They didn't expect that they could live in the same ward, and the people who asked for help knew each other.

Of course, the happiest thing is to feel that I have been saved, but when I look at Mao Jiu and Lu Liu after being excited, I feel that they are too young.That thing is too weird and evil, the two of them...can they deal with it?

Lu Liu moved a chair and put it down, then pulled Mao Jiu to sit down, and stood behind him supporting his shoulders.Mao Jiu frowned and took his hand: "Come and sit down."

Lu Liu refused: "You're tired, sit down. Besides, I'll have to deal with it later, so sit down and rest first."

Mao Jiu looked at Lu Liu with pain in his eyes.

Alas, I am a lovely, pitiful and painful little princess.

Lin Xiaowei and Liu Changrun have had goosebumps all over their mothers. Hey, they don't discriminate against homosexuals, but they are too... er, pink bubbles full of air, forgive single dogs for being repulsive and disgusted.

It is obvious that two big men are in love, why do they feel full of girlish breath?

So weird!

Mao Jiu and Lu Liu changed the screen in six seconds, and the pink bubble suddenly switched to a black serious and dignified screen.

Mao Jiu asked Lin Xiaowei: "Tell me first, what did you provoke?"

When Lin Xiaowei thought of what she had encountered, she was filled with fear and turned pale.Mother Lin quickly put her arms around her daughter and comforted her in a low voice, and then said to Mao Jiu, "Otherwise, let me tell you."

Lin Xiaowei stopped Mother Lin: "No, Mom. Let me speak for myself."

She looked up, and even though the memories were horrifying, she still mustered up the courage to say it: "I have been fat since I was a child, and it was because of illness that I couldn't lose weight. Then my friend..." Lin Xiaowei paused, and when she mentioned her friend, her face was full of disgust, So is Mother Lin.She continued: "My friend Xu Sisi has the same disease as mine. She couldn't lose weight at first, but one day she lost weight. I also wanted to lose weight, so I asked her. She was willing to tell her only after I gave her money. She took a Introduced to me."

Mao Jiu: "Grandma Zao?"

Lin Xiaowei had a big reaction: "Yes. It's her! She must be a devil! It's because of her that I became a monster!"

Lin Xiaowei shed tears. She said that she traded with Grandma Zao and used her whole body fat and flesh.Originally, she wanted to lose weight, but Grandma Zao said that she could exchange fat for other things. She was ecstatic at the time, as long as she could lose weight, it didn't matter what she exchanged for anything.

But at that time she liked the school grass, so she exchanged her fat for a love deal with the school grass.

It was good at first, the life she dreamed of.The envious and jealous eyes of the girls, the admiring and admiring eyes of the boys, the perfect figure and beautiful face that have been slimmed down, the date with the boy you like...etc, it's as wonderful as a dream.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. Lin Xiaowei lost weight sharply and always felt very hungry.No matter what he eats, he loses his mind and eats raw meat, even live...animals.

The feeling of hunger is really terrible. When she is hungry, she loses her mind at all and turns into a monster.When I was sober, I was terrified of myself like this.

Even though she ate extraordinarily much, she still lost weight day by day until she turned into a skinny monster.

Later Xu Sisi came to her house and brought her the fat of her own parents.He tricked Lin Xiaowei into eating it, and then tried to kill Lin Xiaowei's parents.

At that time, Xu Sisi's mobile phone was left in the room. Lin Xiaowei tried desperately to get the phone. She dislocated her ankle to reach the phone, and then called the police.

After making the call, she heard that there was no movement in the living room, and then she heard Xu Sisi's crazy voice: "Where should I eat first? Where should I eat? Arms or thighs?"

Lin Xiaowei cursed Xu Sisi crazily until the door was kicked open, and a strong smell of blood came over the living room.She looked over, and from the door of her room she could only see a corner of the living room, just in time to see her father lying in a pool of blood.

She almost went crazy, and then saw Xu Sisi's head again.

Xu Sisi is dead.

The state of death was miserable, all limbs were ripped off, and the head was also ripped off.Most of the blood in the living room was hers.

Then there was a weird and terrifying puppet climbing on the roof, looking down at her with a stiff and kind smile on its cold and weird face.

After a while, it spit out two mechanical words without emotion: "filial piety."

Then it crawled away.

Then came the police who broke into the house, and all three members of Lin Xiaowei's family were sent to the hospital. The police kept silent about what happened to Lin Xiaowei's family after they recorded their statement, and only said that they would hand it over to special departments for investigation.

As for Lin's father and Lin's mother, their lives are not in danger, Lin's mother was not injured, but Lin's father had a piece of flesh dissected from his stomach, and he was lying in another ward at this time.Instead, it was Lin Xiaowei who was hurt the most.

Mao Jiu looked up at Lu Liu, and said, "Five horses divided the body. Filial piety. It was indeed made by Grandma Zao."

Lu Liu nodded and continued to analyze: "Xu Sisi killed her parents, which is a crime of unfilial piety. So she was divided into five horses, so it can be speculated that Xu Sisi's parents should also use the health care products of Haiyao Group. However, it is strange that the one lying on the roof What's the matter with the weird puppet? What does it have to do with the health care products of Haiyao Group and Huang Pinyi?"

At this moment, Liu Changrun said in a low voice, "I've seen that puppet too."

Mao Jiu looked up: "You have seen it too? Where have you seen it?"

Liu Changrun looked down at his father who was still unconscious, and said bitterly, "My father was attacked by that thing. My mother and I almost died last night."

Liu Changrun told all the things he had experienced, and talked about the kid secretly raised by his grandma.Then he said: "Actually, the puppet was supposed to attack my mother, but my father came out to save my mother, so he was beaten."

Suddenly, Liu Changrun raised his head and explained: "My mother is not unfilial, but because my father stole my tuition money to buy health care products for grandma. My mother divorced my father in a rage."

Mao Jiu: "It's understandable to say that. Because your mother left your father because she disliked your grandma's purchase of health care products. From their point of view, this is unfilial. So you will be punished. Your father saved your mother, that is It is a crime of disobedience and unfilial piety, so it is also punished... But how can you be sure that your grandma raised a kid?"

Liu Changrun was stunned for a moment and said: "I once saw a shrine in my grandma's room, and there was a puppet statue in the shrine. At that time, I didn't pay much attention to it when I saw the weird wooden statue last night. Same. Besides... Isn’t it the same as making offerings to little ghosts after making offerings to these things?

Mao Jiu smiled, and didn't correct him that raising little ghosts and raising wooden statues are not the same concept.The offerings are also different.He pondered, connected all the clues, and then said: "The only thing we can know now is that Father Huang is not the only one who supported the wooden statue, but also the wooden statue who killed people. These people who made offerings to the wooden statue are related to health care products So the most important point is with Huang Pinyi - we must know what that wooden statue is, and take it back quickly."

Lu Liu nodded to show that he understood, "Huang Pinyi lives in the high-end apartment we live in, and we caught her there."

Mao Jiu was a little surprised: "She won't escape?"

Wouldn't it be silly to not run away knowing that they lived in the same apartment as her?

Lu Liu sneered: "It's not that I'm stupid, it's that I'm too confident."

If she dared to kill and dismember the body in the apartment, she still had no fear. If it wasn't for something in the apartment that she could rely on, she wouldn't dare to be so arrogant.Therefore, it is impossible for her to leave the apartment she relies on.

Mao Jiu nodded thoughtfully, then turned to Lin Xiaowei and said, "Let me take care of what's on you first."

Lin Xiaowei was taken aback: "What...is there on me?"

"Gu. Hungry ghost Gu."