Celestial masters don't count

Mao Jiuzheng asked Zhang Xiaodao to help Yu Xiaohui onto the sofa, and gave Zhang Xiaodao some gauze.The latter took it, and carefully bandaged the wound on Yu Xiaohui's arm.

While bandaging, Zhang Xiaodao asked Yu Xiaohui, "Brother, does it still hurt?"

Yu Xiaohun's face was pale, and his lips were already a little chapped.He wiped his stomach and said with a bitter face, "It doesn't hurt, I'm hungry."

Zhang Xiaodao shuddered, jumped up and ran to the kitchen, and brought out a pot of rice from the kitchen...it was a pot.Half a bowl of rice and half a bowl of vegetables were stuffed into Yu Xiaohui's arms: "Eat it brother, I specially saved it for you."

Yu Xiaohui: "..."

"Thank you Xiaodao."

Zhang Xiaodao smiled contentedly, and sat obediently beside Yu Xiaohui.

When Lu Liu got down and saw this scene, his eyes were not eyes, and his nose was not his nose.Then he glanced at Mao Jiu, Mao Jiu: "???"

"The grass hag is dead?"

Lu Liu nodded.

"Did she leave anything behind?"

Lu Liu: "No."

Mao Jiu thought for a while: "It doesn't make sense."

Lu Liu asked: "How do you say?"

Mao Jiu: "This grass ghost is a black witch, and there are quite a few members of the black witches, so they will be very united... It's just a superficial unity. In fact, whoever dies won't provoke any black witch to hunt down endlessly. .But because there are few members, they will keep in touch from time to time, and there should be items in contact...Forget it, it’s not important anyway. If the black witch has any actions, just check it later.”

Upstairs, a naked corpse cat jumped down from the floor-to-ceiling window, and glanced at the grass hag with only ashes left.Turn around and face the height of more than ten floors, jump up and blend into the night sky.

Lu Liu glanced at the time, it was already past 12 o'clock in the evening.Looking at the chaos on the first floor, I immediately rolled up my sleeves and planned to clean it up.

Mao Jiu, who was yawning and going to sleep, saw this... When she didn't see it, she turned around and wanted to sneak up to the second floor and go back to her room to sleep.The braid was caught by Lu Liuyi, and his footsteps stopped.

Mao Jiu turned around: "Sixth brother, is there anything else?"

Lu Liu: "The second floor hasn't been cleaned yet." In fact, only the gymnasium was destroyed, and the room and bedroom were still intact, but he couldn't stand it.

Mao Jiu asked, "It's okay, I don't mind."

Lu Liu minded, his cleanliness made him unable to bear to sleep peacefully in such a messy environment.

After hearing this, Mao Jiu pulled the corners of her lips stiffly: "Everyone is very tired now, why don't we clean up tomorrow. Xiaodao, don't you think so?"

Zhang Xiaodao looked up: "Huh?"

When he knew that he had to clean the upper and lower floors late at night, the lazy and lazy Zhang Xiaodao immediately pulled Yu Xiaohui up: "Yeah, it's too late. Everyone is tired, let's rest first. Right, brother?"

Yu Xiaohui was injured before, and looked even more tired.Asking him to clean under such circumstances is definitely a refusal——Zhang Xiaodao thinks so.

However, Zhang Xiaodao forgot that Yu Xiaohui was actually a man who cared about his family.Similar to Lu Liu, Yu Xiaohui cooks and cleans the house by himself, so he thinks there is nothing wrong with cleaning the messy house.

Yu Xiaohui supported Lu Liu's decision to clean the house. The reason was: "The house is dirty and messy, and it looks like you're in a bad mood. If you're in a bad mood, you can't sleep."

Mao Jiuzhang Xiaodao: No.Can sleep well!real!

Different from Lu Liu's obsession with cleanliness, Yu Xiaohui has some obsessive-compulsive disorder that can't stand chaos.So the two sick men decided to clean the house and meet two rough guys who would just sleep in. Of course, the sick men won.

Mao Jiu was expressionless, Zhang Xiaodao had nothing to love, and the two houseworkers were driven away, and they all sat at the bar drinking.While drinking, he watched Lu Liu and Yu Xiaohui busy up and down.

It's not that they're lazy, it's that they're really good at housework.

After the continuous cleaning made the mess worse, the two of them were pushed aside and sat aside by Lu Liu.

When Mao Jiu was cleaning the sofa, he tore the sofa cloth. Lu Liu asked him speechlessly, "Didn't you do a good job when you first came here? You cleaned all the guest rooms. You even washed the sheets."

Mao Jiu said calmly: "There is a washing machine for the bed sheets, and the guest rooms are swept. Most of them are still very clean."

Of course it was clean.How could Lu Liuna's cleanliness disorder allow him to live in an unclean environment?Even a small guest room that doesn't live in at all can't stand its mess.

Lu Liu was silent for a while, and asked him: "When I was in the Pigeon Tower, it's not that I forgot to take my clothes and handkerchiefs, but you washed them out, right?"

Mao Jiu looked away: "How is it possible?"

Lu Liu: "..." Please watch me speak.

Zhang Xiaodao is a little afraid of housework, and for him, dealing with an evil spirit is a hundred times easier than cleaning.

Mao Jiu lifted her chin and said seriously, "I can't do housework because there are mothers-in-law in the village who will come to help, so I don't need to do anything. I don't have practical experience and my skills are rusty, but I am very good at cooking."

Zhang Xiaodao admired it.

The Zhang family, as long as they are academics, basically stay away from and reject the smell of fireworks.The reason is that since they are cultivators, mundane affairs cannot interfere with them.

The most vulgar thing in the world is oil, salt and firewood.

The Zhang family has plausible arguments and has been using this reason to refuse to enter the kitchen.In fact, they ate more than anyone else.

No matter how immortal, no matter how extraordinary the reason is, it can't conceal the fact that the Zhang family is a bunch of waste wood.

And in fact, almost all the people in the world of celestial masters are basically waste wood. Zhang Xiaodao always thought that this was the tradition of the world of celestial masters.As a celestial master or a Taoist priest, even if he doesn't know Taoism and has no talent, he must still be a poor cook...

Unexpectedly, Mao Jiu could actually cook!Also very skillful!

He is a genius, to Zhang Xiaodao, he is a senior!

The senior is not only superb in Taoism, he can also cook!

Zhang Xiaodao's admiration for Mao Jiu reached the point of blindness, and he said admiringly, "I wonder if I can taste the food made by Brother Jiu?"

Just as Mao Jiu wanted to respond, he suddenly thought of the salty and sweet dishes he had fried a few days ago, hesitated for a while and said, "It needs to be at the right time and place."

Zhang Xiaodao didn't expect that cooking needs to be coordinated with the right time and place, no wonder he is always a poor cook!

Mao Jiu drank quietly.

That's right.He firmly believes that the unpalatable food was cooked at the beginning because of the unacceptable water and soil!

The busy Lu Liu let out a cold 'huh' when he heard Mao Jiu's words.Continue to clean, anyway, sooner or later, Mao Jiu will realize that he is not only a waste of housework, but also a waste of cooking!

A small road near a certain college in the imperial capital, at the end of the small road there is a divination house.There was a woman in the divination room, and the woman raised her hand to catch the dead cat that jumped out of the air.

When the wrist was raised, the wide sleeves fell down, revealing a beautiful mermaid pattern on the wrist.

As soon as the day breaks, the sunlight leaks out of the clouds, before it falls into the ground, it is pulled and absorbed into the meridians, and travels around in the meridians, constantly expanding and nourishing the meridians.After walking around for a while, he obediently stood in rows and walked into the dantian.

Mao Jiu opened his eyes, stretched his limbs, feeling refreshed.Not talking about it for a few days made him feel lonely.

Looking at the time, it took half an hour longer than usual to practice.

Opening the door, Mao Jiu planned to go outside to buy breakfast.When passing by the gym, the door just opened from the inside, and Lu Liu walked out.

Mao Jiu was startled, then smiled, "Good morning, sixth brother."

Lu Liu asked him, "Go out?"

"Well. Buy breakfast and run along the way."

"I will go with you."

Mao Jiu was stunned.

Lu Liu was dressed in casual clothes, with a towel on his shoulders, as if he was getting ready for a run.He said: "The gym was destroyed last night, can't work out. If you are going to run, let's go together."

After speaking, Lu Liu walked ahead.

Mao Jiu looked at the closed door of the gym, and then at Lu Liu.I feel that there are some things that I can't figure out. Lu Liu got up earlier than him, and he practiced for an hour in the room by himself.Lu Liu spent an hour in the gym where he couldn't exercise, so he ran into him by chance.As soon as I got to the door, the door opened...

So I just want to run with him!A few days ago, when we came back from running together, we were not convinced that we lost to him, but now we want to win back, but we are too embarrassed to say it directly, so we beat around the bush and asked him for a race.

Mao Jiu was also quite helpless, she was really competitive.

But he just wants to run with him, anyway, he has nothing to do.

Lu Liu walked ahead, his heart beating a little faster.But he quickly adjusted, and now he frowned, a little worried that Mao Jiu could see that he was waiting for him specially, and some hoped that Mao Jiu could see it.

He was thinking about countermeasures, what to do if the other party saw it.Should he say it straight or sneer and sneer back, in which case is the most handsome and most likely to make people's hearts flutter?

Lu Liu was thinking seriously and earnestly, his eyes were piercing and frightening.Unknowingly, she walked to the elevator with Mao Jiu, boarded the elevator and went upstairs.It wasn't until Mao Jiu started jogging, which led him to run for a certain distance, that he suddenly came back to his senses - rather than thinking about what expression is the most handsome, the key should be to seize the opportunity to promote the relationship! !

He looked up at the back of Mao Jiu who was running in front of him and kept a distance. The other party was wearing a sports jersey with white and red trim, an extremely aggressive color and style (commented by Lu Liu).

The skin wrapped under the long-cloth trousers all year round is very fair, and it looks even fairer when paired with a white red-edged jersey. Under the sun, it even creates the illusion of crystal clear skin.

Mao Jiu's figure is at the stage of a teenager to a young adult, with the temptation of both youthfulness and lively vitality.Years of exercise have made him slender, thin and powerful, and his exposed arms and calves are white but full of explosive power.

Not to mention that Lu Liu was tempted, some of the trainees here all cast their eyes on Mao Jiu, but with appreciation, and occasionally with strange thoughts.However, the thought was not successful, and was killed by Lu Liu's ruthless gaze first.

Lu Liu was dissatisfied with the distance between him and Mao Jiu, so he ran forward and wanted to stand shoulder to shoulder with him.When they were almost close to Mao Jiu's shoulder, the distance suddenly widened.

Lu Liu: "??"

Speed ​​up and catch up.When he was about to catch up, the distance was opened again.Inexplicably, Lu Liu, who felt that this scene was a little familiar, turned dark, and he couldn't believe that he couldn't catch up!

Mao Jiu, who had already entered the race mode, glanced at Lu Liu who was catching up behind him, and pulled the corners of his lips up on his expressionless face: Heh!Sure enough, he came to race with him.

At 40:[-] in the morning, the city center was very quiet.There are almost only cleaners on the street.

It's taken for granted that the busiest time in the city center is between noon and midnight.Early morning and early morning are the most sluggish times, especially in this area where almost all bathing centers are located.

The bathing center can be said to be a city that never sleeps. It will not sleep until the sun breaks.Yu Meirong, who was considered the leader of the bathing center, calmed down as usual.

The female manager in the lobby is about to change shifts, and her shift time is eight o'clock.There are still about two hours left, but she is on the night shift, and she is a little sleepy now.

She worked the night shift for three consecutive days and couldn't take it anymore.

The female manager in the lobby dozed off secretly, thinking that no one would come in and out at this time.According to the usual practice, at this time, the people inside are partying all night, so they should fall asleep when they are tired.

Even the steward won't come out, so it's okay for her to take a nap.

She planned to go to the soft sofa in the lobby and lie down for a while, because she was too sleepy and eager to rest so she didn't pay much attention to the way.She walked over in a hurry, but a person suddenly appeared on a rampage, with great strength, and knocked her to the ground directly.

Her butt fell heavily to the ground, causing her to grin her teeth in pain.Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the person who bumped into her walk away, and the obsessed female manager in the lobby suddenly grabbed his trousers: "Sir, my leg bone was cracked by you. See if you can compensate—"

The rest of the words were cut off at the middle, and I was afraid after swallowing them.

When the strange man suddenly turned his head and stared at her, the female manager in the lobby shrank her hands in fright, and her heart stopped beating.For a moment, she suspected that she would be killed.

But the strange man seemed to be in a hurry and ran away in a hurry.

The female manager in the lobby was still sitting on the ground, recalling the appearance of the guest just now.

His cheeks were thin and sunken, like a refugee, skin covered with bones.His eyes were blue and black, and there was a strong shadow of prey and a strange sense of satisfaction in his eyes.The man was carrying a box in his hand, which seemed to be a fresh-keeping box.

For some reason, it was obvious that the guest was very clean.The clothes are still brand new, with no wrinkles at all.But the female manager in the lobby felt that the guest had a very uncomfortable and somewhat frightening smell.

But for a while, I couldn't remember what the smell was, and the female manager in the lobby didn't intend to think about it.Anyway, it's none of her business, it's a headache to think about it too much.Shaking her head, she put all these complicated thoughts behind her.

As for taking a nap secretly, the female manager in the lobby didn't want to.With just such a scare, all the sleepy bugs were scared away.Very energetic.

I waited until almost eight o'clock before the shift change came.At this time, guests have already left one after another, and I explained to the person who changed the shift that the female manager in the lobby was about to go to the dressing room, and suddenly found something wrong while changing clothes.

When the guests came out just now, they were all sleepy-eyed, their clothes were obviously wrinkled, and they looked like people who had been playing all night.But the guest who bumped into her was neatly dressed, without any wrinkles.

Also, she seemed to remember what that unpleasant smell was.It seems to be the smell of blood, both strong and light.It's a bit vague to say so, but to describe it specifically, the smell of blood should have been very strong, but it was washed away and faded.

But people are more sensitive to certain things such as blood, even if the taste is diluted, I still feel that I have not been deceived.

The female manager in the lobby shivered, frightened by her own imagination.After hastily changing her clothes, she left, impatient to leave.After returning home, take a warm bath comfortably, apply a mask and go to sleep.

She dozed off while applying the mask, and suddenly a harsh bell sound woke her up from her sleep.

The female manager in the lobby patted her chest, "I'm scared to death."

Glancing at the culprit, it was the phone ringing.She had set the alarm clock before, the time to put on the mask.Now the time has come, ring.The female manager in the lobby turned off the alarm clock on her mobile phone and tore off the mask.I was going to wash my face, but when I turned around, the piercing bell rang suddenly, which was very scary again.

The female manager in the lobby was annoyed: "What a broken bell! It's frightening to death."

Turning around to pick it up, it was Yu Meirong's steward calling.Although the female manager in the lobby was disgusted, she still picked up the phone and said softly, "Hello~"

"Someone died in the bathing center last night. Come and cooperate with the police to make a statement. Think about meeting someone special first..."

The female manager in the lobby could no longer hear what the steward said.Her mind was full of the man she had seen in the morning.

That person... is the murderer?

It must be! Never wrong!

After the female manager in the lobby confirmed this, she was extremely worried about her own life. Seeing the murderer, could she still live?

The female manager in the lobby swallowed and blinked.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

It was six fifty at this time.

After running around for a while, Mao Jiu and Lu Liu stopped at a breakfast stall, bought soy milk, fried dough sticks, pan-fried buns and a lot of breakfast, then found a nearby cultural park and ate there.

Both of them exercise a lot, and both have a big appetite.The left and right hands carried bags of various sizes, and passers-by thought they were here to sell breakfast.

There are still quite a lot of people in the cultural park, most of them are elderly people, who get up early to exercise and play swords.It is not without young people, they all come for morning jogs.

Two young people, Mao Jiu and Lu Liu, were mixed in, not too eye-catching.

They went to a pavilion, and there happened to be stone tables and chairs in the pavilion, so they put breakfast on the stone table and opened them one by one.

Mao Jiu opened the pan-fried buns with deep-fried dough sticks, soy milk and shrimp dumplings that he had bought, which was in line with the taste of the south.Looking at Lu Liu's, most of them are boxed, and I don't know what they bought.Then he asked, "Sixth brother, what did you buy?"

Lu Liuzheng opened the bags one by one without raising his head and said, "Noodle tea, fried liver, sugar pancakes, and fried cakes."

They are all authentic snacks and refreshments of the imperial capital.

Mao Jiu asked, "Is it delicious?"

Lu Liu gave a pause for the hand that was unpacking the bag, then raised his head and asked, "Want to eat?"

According to past experience, Mao Jiu always felt that Lu Liu had to exchange terms, and the exchange terms would still choke him.So he looked away and said nothing.

Seeing this, Lu Liu pushed the bag in front of Mao Jiu: "Eat."

Mao Jiu was startled, stared at Lu Liu and asked stupidly, "Then what do you eat?"

Lu Liu raised his eyelids: "Can you still eat the whole table?"

"That's impossible."

"That's fine. I'll eat yours, you'll eat mine. Let's exchange."

Mao Jiu was a little disappointed and asked, "That's it?"

"What else do you want?"

Mao Jiu touched his nose and smiled.

Lu Liu looked at him, no matter how he looked at him, he felt that his smile was a little awkward.Suddenly it became clear: "You don't think that I will threaten you with this pile of breakfast, what will I exchange with you?"

Mao Jiu smiled calmly: "How come?"

Lu Liu squinted at him and asked him, "What do you think I will exchange with you?"

"No. Nothing."

"No? You seem quite disappointed."

"You read it wrong."

A chuckle suddenly sounded in Mao Jiu's ear, Mao Jiu was startled, looked up, and fell into the deep tenderness in Lu Liu's eyes.

Lu Liu's eyes were extremely deep.When you don’t talk or smile, you seem to be full of affection. When you smile and bend, you shatter that affection, like falling flowers suddenly shattering on the still water surface. The dizzy water circle blurs the reflection of the moon and becomes more gentle. .

Mao Jiu was somewhat bewildered, and hurriedly dodged away when she regained consciousness.He was a little embarrassed, because when he stared at those eyes absent-mindedly, his heart moved a little.

When the heart moves, the emotion moves.

Embarrassed.

Not only Mao Jiu was embarrassed, but Lu Liu was also embarrassed.Not only Mao Jiu was deceived, but Lu Liu was also deceived.

Lu Liu had some strange thoughts about Mao Jiu, and if he didn't understand after getting along for so many days, he could die and practice reincarnation again.For the person who has a special status in his heart, showing him a bewitched look is also a great temptation for anyone who falls into it.

So Lu Liu was also moved.

So, it was embarrassing.

Everyone is embarrassed together.

They feel embarrassed, dare not meet their eyes, and drift around.Accidentally met with a glance and then dodged in a panic, even if I accidentally touched my finger when I was taking breakfast, I would feel shy for a long time.

The two ate breakfast quietly, both sweet and painful, embarrassing and happy.

Even so, the ambiguous atmosphere between this pair of dogs and men has broken through the sky.Within a radius of three meters, people who saw it said their eyes were blinded by the flash.

What to hide?What to hide? !The atmosphere is so short of being able to pounce on a fire with a bed!

The onlookers expressed their disdain.

After eating breakfast awkwardly and quietly together, the two strolled back together.It was seven fifty-seven, almost eight o'clock.The sun came out and it was very warm.

The two idiots just soaked up the sun and strolled back to the apartment together.

There is a slit in the middle, which can drill people back and forth.After walking for almost a hundred meters, the two idiots finally realized that the distance between them was a bit far, so they moved one by one, shortening the distance silently.

Just when he could almost touch his arm, an anxious office worker rushed over behind him, and reopened the big slit that was so easy to close: "Jian Rang, don't get in the way!"

Looking at Mao Jiu who was one meter away from him, Lu Liu cursed the commuters for missing the bus.

Mao Jiu looked at Lu Liu, the tall and tall man seemed a little aggrieved for no reason.He was amused by his own imagination, walked up to Lu Liu generously, raised his head and smiled gently: "Run back again."

Lu Liu looked down at him.

"Run together this time, side by side."

Lu Liu smiled: "Okay."