Celestial masters don't count

Mao Jiu saw the girl student's dazed disbelief, and the old father's nagging habit of the master who had taken care of the old urchin for many years began to teach him a lesson: "Look at how old you are, a college student, a female college student who has seen the world outside, how can you still behave like a human being?" Believe in these gods and ghosts? Our great family members told us that only science is true knowledge. Walking into science tells us that whether it is a monster in the Tianchi Lake in Changbai Mountain or a ghost in the Forbidden City, it is a gift from nature. Everything is true. It can be explained through science, the Tianchi monster is a turtle, and the ghost in the Forbidden City is the effect of lightning and magnetic fields. Look at you little girl..."

He Qing opened her mouth slightly, her eyes were dazed.The captain stood aside and blushed while suppressing a smile, and Xiao Shan couldn't help laughing.The reason is that a celestial master who has just completed exorcism is now holding a handsome face with no expression, constantly thinking about it, and seriously teaching the girl to believe in science. The contrast in this picture is too great, and they can't help it.

"...so you understand?"

Seeing his unfinished attitude, He Qing quickly nodded in fright.

Mao Jiu was a little regretful. To be honest, since the master left, he couldn't catch people talking about the truth of science, and he was actually very lonely.Standing up, he patted his sleeves, rolled up his neat and tidy sleeves like the ancients, looking more neat and tidy, Mao Jiu turned around and found a seat to sit down.

The right leg is raised on the left leg, and the hands are folded on the knees. This sitting posture is somewhat delicate.But for some reason, Mao Jiu was made to look like an unfathomable master.

Xiao Shan stepped forward and sat next to him. Seeing that the seat was robbed, the captain wanted to choose the other side. As soon as he looked up, he saw a mother-in-law smiling with slits in her eyes.Look at Mao Jiu, who is straight and unfathomable, and think about the indescribable dangers of running the water all year round. The captain cheekily moved in front of his mother-in-law: "Mother-in-law..."

The mother-in-law said loudly: "Huh? What? What are you talking about? Be louder, the mother-in-law can't hear you."

The captain who yelled four or five times and only heard the response of "something" was very depressed. He always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't think there was anything wrong when he saw the smiling face of his mother-in-law.

The captain gave up his mother-in-law, and said to Mao Jiu with a shy smile: "Master, you see that you have extraordinary skills, superb skills, compassion, and save people. You see, I am always on the water, and it is easy to encounter dirty things. You see what you give Zhang Ping An Talisman or something..."

Mao Jiu looked up and smiled.He took out a triangular yellow talisman from his sleeve and put it in front of the captain: "400 yuan a piece."

The captain's eyes lit up, and he quickly took out four red notes and accepted them.

Mao Jiu handed the talisman to him: "Remember to stop and stamp your feet when you come across a basin of burning paper money after going ashore, you know?"

The captain doesn't know why, but there is a secret that cannot be leaked.He was smart so he didn't ask too many questions, took Fu Le and walked away.

Xiao Shan asked in surprise: "Ninth brother, can you still keep people safe?"

"No."

"what?"

"Ninth brother also wants to make some money as a bargain."

Xiao Shan opened his mouth wide, as if he couldn't switch between the upright Ninth Brother and the deceitful Ninth Brother.

Mao Jiu said: "The captain is a very kind person. He has saved countless people who fell into the water for many years. This is a great merit, and it must be a great blessing. I sold him a safety talisman, and he asked for peace of mind. But I didn't lie to others in vain. Although the captain is able to save the family’s money, he is only a villain recently. I mentioned a few words to him.”

Xiao Shan seemed to understand, but nodded.

Mao Jiu ignored him and closed his eyes to rest.

The mother-in-law laughed and instilled the truth into Xiaoshan: "Young man must learn to be flexible and be smart."

Mao Jiu twitched the corners of his mouth imperceptibly, their voices were definitely lower than the captain's voice.The mother-in-law is really a chicken thief.

He Qing heard all that Mao Jiu lied to the captain just now, and this time she was sure that Mao Jiu was a magic stick.He gave him a contemptuous look, turned around and wanted to leave but was stopped by Mao Jiu.

He Qing turned around unwillingly: "Is there something wrong?"

Mao Jiu said, "Little girl, don't be greedy and take the narrow path when you go back."

He Qing rolled her eyes, curled her lips and muttered in a low voice, "I'm so addicted to nagging, I don't even know what I'm talking about."

Watching He Qing turn and leave, Xiao Shan frowned dissatisfiedly: "Ninth Brother, you won't be grateful for anything you tell her. The attitude is so bad."

Mao Jiu rubbed Xiao Shan's head: "This proves that the little girl is not superstitious, what a good idea."

Xiao Shan was speechless for a moment: "Little girl, little girl, it depends on how old you are. Maybe that woman is older than you."

Mao Jiu ignored Xiao Shan's muttering, and told him: "Go outside, and when you arrive in a big city, remember to call me Uncle Jiu. Don't call me Brother Jiu. I'm going out now under the name of Master, so I have to use his name. "

Xiao Shan nodded: "Understood Brother Jiu—Uncle Jiu."

Such a turmoil on the way passed just like that, but there was a small video quietly posted on the scarf.Those were the two scenes where the people on the boat secretly filmed Mao Jiu grabbing the underwater thing on the rubber boat and digging out the ghoul after boarding the boat.

However, because the shooting method is too poor, dangling, and the light is too dark, it looks like the kind of video that was deliberately shot to deceive people, and because the person who shot it was too far away and didn’t turn the sound I recorded it, but I didn't capture anything substantial, so this video didn't catch on, and soon settled down.

There are only dozens of comments, more than a dozen of which are scolding the blogger for the rough production of the video, and the remaining two or three are lamenting that the protagonist of the video, Mao Jiu, is sharp in catching the child, and he looks like a practicing family.But soon some people popularized the science below:

#儿童under the surface of the water is absolutely impossible to pick up the child with his left hand alone, especially since he is obviously right-handed.Brother, are you still living in the martial arts world? #

#Looking at his elegant movements, he grabs and lifts neatly, without any effort.Could it be the legendary Brother Wia? #

#Einstein: Lao Tzu's coffin board is going to be overwhelmed! #

#Upstairs, what happened to Guan Laoyin? #

Anyway, the video didn't catch fire on the scarf, or even splash a little.However, someone uploaded this video to the ghosts (ghosts) forum, and it didn't attract attention at first, but in the evening, hundreds of floors were built in a flash.

The people in the forum are all people from all over the country who are very interested in ghosts and Taoism and have some research. There are also many scary posts in it, and it is difficult to distinguish the real from the fake.But no one knows if there will be some masters of Taoism hidden in the forum.

When this video was uploaded, no one really cared, it just became popular when a forum owner bookmarked this post and recommended it.

A lot of people flocked to it and didn't see much at first.Later, after studying it two or three times, I finally found something wrong. Someone slowed down the video and put some framed screenshots of it.Two of them are very scary.

One is a hair poked out of the water and climbed onto the rubber boat, and the other is a white shadow floating on the water. When the white shadow is enlarged, it is vaguely a pale grimace.In an instant, the entire ghost forum was stirred up, and some old people who had been diving for a long time were blown out.

Someone asked: Can anyone tell me what is in the photo?

There was a lot of discussion among the people, but they all agreed that the thing was a water ghost.

At this time, someone asked again: Does anyone pay attention to what the people in the video are doing like me?Ghost hunting?What school does this method look like?

As soon as this question came up, the post was full of chaos like a pot exploded, talking about all the famous sects, but no one gave an accurate explanation.In the end, the forum owner who recommended this video came out to explain.

The id of this altar owner in the post bar is Zhengdao Disciple, and he became famous because he helped some help-seeking posts on the forum.Those help posts were all hung up for a long time, and the problems that were extremely difficult just looking at the help were solved by this Zhengyi disciple.

As a result, his reputation gradually accumulated in the ghost forum.So when he said that Mao Jiu was the Maoshan faction, everyone believed it.

Moreover, the disciple of Zhengdao, who has always been reticent, explained in a rare way today: In the Northern Song Dynasty, the Maoshan School, Longhushan Tianshi Taoism and Hezaoshan Taoism were the three major talisman schools, known as the Three Mountains of Fulu.Later, after a long period of development, the three Taoist schools were collectively referred to as Zhengyi.The Maoshan school is famous for its Maoshan technique, which is used to exorcise demons and catch ghosts, and is mostly assisted by talismans, talismans and magic tools.It is a very mysterious and powerful sect.Now the Maoshan faction is divided into North Maoshan and Nanmaoshan. North Maoshan is now headed by the Ma family living in the capital.Nanmao Mountain gradually disappeared in the turmoil of later years, and there have been no descendants of Nanmao Mountain for decades.

In the video, the celestial master is playing firecrackers and breathing fire, which is the way to drive away water ghosts.Water ghosts are afraid of fire and noise.He couldn't drive away the water ghost, so he drew a talisman to catch the water ghost.

Someone asked later: So which faction is this person from the northern and southern Maoshan?

After a long time, when people thought Zhengyi disciples would not answer, he replied: I can't see it.

Everyone was stunned and didn't react.Immediately afterwards, a golden thunder was thrown down by Zhengyi disciple: He is better than me, compared to him, I am just a rookie.He is already a genius who has half stepped into the level of a celestial master.

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhengyi Daoist disciples disappeared.No matter how frenziedly the people below who were hit by the thunderbolt urged, they would not return.However, a god reappeared in the ghost forum since today, Mao Jiu, a genius at the level of a celestial master who is believed and admired by everyone.

At this time, Mao, the dean of teaching, Jiu was teaching Xiao Shan not to be superstitious, but to believe in science.

In the evening, the boat docked and everyone disembarked.The captain and others left, dropped the anchor, and as soon as they got off the boat and walked to the pier, they saw a mother-in-law burning paper money in a copper basin.He glanced away and looked away. This situation is too common for him to run a boat. People who eat the rice of Dajiang are offering sacrifices to the river god.

Just as he was about to walk over the copper pot, somehow he thought of the words Mao Jiu told him: When he came ashore, he stopped and stamped his feet when he encountered a pot for burning paper money.

He was so frightened that he quickly stomped his feet twice. After the two stomps, he thought it was too little to stomp the third time. Suddenly, a large truck jumped out of the pier, crashed out of control, and the speed was so fast that no one could react.In the blink of an eye, the captain brushed the tip of his nose, knocking the entire iron railing down.The large truck was still hanging precariously on it, unable to fall off.

Hearing the exclamation of the people around him, the captain swallowed hard, sweating profusely, and found that his legs were as soft as noodles when he moved.

The distance between life and death is really...too close!

In the distance, Xiao Shan asked Mao Jiu: "Master Ninth, I heard that there was a car accident at the pier, and it happened to pass by the captain, but he was unscathed. It was because you made him stamp his feet on the copper basin and walk two steps slower to avoid it. Big truck?"

Mao Jiu smiled lightly: "Even if I didn't remind you, the captain would be fine. Maybe the truck driver missed the steering wheel in fright when he saw someone jumping out ahead, maybe something fell and blocked the captain, and he would be injured. Those that hurt lives will not."

Xiao Shan exclaimed: "Really so amazing?"

"Whatever cause you plant, you will naturally get what kind of fruit. This is called raising your head to have a god."

"Ninth brother, don't you talk about science?"

"..."

The author has something to say: In the Northern Song Dynasty, the Maoshan School, Longhushan Tianshi Taoism and Hezaoshan Taoism were the three major talisman schools, known as the Three Mountains of Fulu.This sentence is taken from Baidu's description.