doomed man

It's noon now, the mermaid Xiaoqi has been waiting at the bottom of the river, waiting for a long time... The idiot said he would come today, why didn't he come... I miss him so much, it's only been one night, that's all I miss him It's... really worthless, embarrassing to the mermaid family! ! !

Um?Familiar footsteps, is it a fool?Carefully floated up from the bottom of the river, and quietly leaked a little head... Really stupid, scared me to death.

"Hey, why did you come here, idiot? I've been waiting for you for a long time, hum." Looking at Xiao Qi's swollen face, the scholar just thought it was so cute that he wanted to stretch out his hand to squeeze it... probably as soft as a steamed bun.

"Don't be angry, I didn't mean it. I went to bed late last night without looking at the time, and it was already this time when I woke up..."

Wow~ softer than steamed buns, so cute.Huh?Why is the mantou red? It's hot and red, it's like a baked mantou.Haha, this villain is so funny.

"Who allowed you to pinch my face? Let go, let go." This human being is so bold that he dared to pinch my face.In the East China Sea, even the Empress of the Sea God hasn't pinched my face, how dare you...

"I didn't do it on purpose, I won't dare again in the future." He was even more angry than before, will he explode in a while?

"Humph╭(╯^╰)╮This is for you." I said, he definitely didn't do it on purpose, forget it and see that I like you so much, in short, there will be no next time.

"It's too expensive, I can't take it." Xiao Qi threw a black bead the size of half a fist to the idiot, and a string of the same color was threaded on that bead.It looks like it should be a pearl necklace... But looking at this bead, it is huge in size and round in color, and it is estimated to be priceless!It's so precious, how dare I accept it.

"Hey! You human being is so bold, you have to take whatever my majestic Seventh Highness gives you." What can he do if he doesn't want it?If he doesn't want it, then he just doesn't want to be my partner, and he doesn't want to go back to the East China Sea with me... No, he wants me if he doesn't want me, and I have to show the aura of a mermaid.

"Then why did you give it to me?" The scholar wanted to break his head but couldn't figure out why this little steamed bun gave me such an expensive gift...

"The goddess of the sea said that if I wait for my destined person, I will give him this bead. This bead is not an ordinary bead, it is called a water-avoiding bead. As long as you bring it, you can be like us Breathe freely underwater~" As he spoke, his face turned red again.Is this a confession~ Hee hee, this idiot can't help but laugh at me for taking the initiative~

"Then since it's so important... why did you give it to me?" Didn't the little bun say it was for the destined person, so why did you give it to me?really weird.

"Because you want to go back to Donghai with me." Idiot, idiot.I'm so mad, I've made it so obvious, don't you understand?idiot.

"Huh? Little Mantou, you're confused, I'm not the person you're looking for." God, what a joke, how can I go back to the East China Sea with the Merman as a human.After finishing speaking, he quickly stuffed the beads back into Xiao Qi's hands, and refused to accept anything.

"You are, you are." The student refused to take the bead anyway, the angry Xiaoqi stretched his arms and reached for the scholar's neck, hoo... finally reached it, put it on the idiot so that he is mine mate.

"Little Mantou, don't be like this..." The scholar saw Mantou's appearance of crying, and his heart softened again.Forget it, Dai Dai won't lose a piece of meat, and he will naturally go back when the person he is waiting for arrives.

Xiao Qi was very happy when she saw the scholar's hand about to pick up the necklace and put it back.If he holds my bead, then he is my partner, and the idiot will definitely not dare to provoke other people... Hee hee, that's great.

"Idiot, you are no longer afraid of water like me. Then... can you... Come down and play with me?" Idiot must have never seen the bottom of the river, it is very, very beautiful... There are so many beautiful things at the bottom of the river Little Shell, the gentle coral sister, the kind mother fish, and the elegant Mr. Octopus... I like them all, and I want to introduce them to the idiot one by one.

"Okay~" The scholar realized that Xiao Mantou hadn't lied to him, this bead is really amazing.Humans can breathe freely in the water by wearing that bead, just like on land.I am very curious about the world scholars at the bottom of the river, looking here and there.In the end, I saw something that I shouldn't have seen...Has Xiao Mantou been naked all this time?God, how can I keep staring at girls naked...what a womanizer.Eh?No, why is Xiao Mantou as mediocre as me?Could it be that I misunderstood Xiao Mantou's gender at the beginning... It shouldn't be, judging by the appearance and then listening to the voice, and this awkward temperament, it is impossible to be a man... Or, the body structure of mermaids and humans is different ?Well, this is very possible.

"Little Mantou, let me ask you if you are a girl?" The scholar asked the question that had been hidden in his heart for a long time. If I don't ask again, it will drive me crazy.

"What's wrong with you idiot? I've said it many times, I'm not a girl, I'm Xiaoqi." You were fine just now, why are you so stupid now... Is it true that all human beings are like this?Sometimes smart, sometimes silly.Regardless, an idiot is an idiot anyway, no matter if he is stupid or smart, I like him the most.

"No, no, why are you flat, little mantou?" How could I have forgotten that there is a certain difference between the languages ​​of humans and sharks.Let's put it bluntly...

"Because I'm a male mermaid, only females are bulging. Why don't you even know this, you idiot! You're so stupid." It turns out that the idiot just wanted to ask this, it's really embarrassing... Xiaoqi's His face twitched like lighting a firework, and it turned red.

Xiao Mantou is so innocent and has no heart at all, his thoughts are all written on his face, and he can guess right.What should I do in the future... I suddenly thought that the little steamed buns would come out of the water from time to time, and everyone knew that the sharks would cry blood and tears and fall to the ground into pearls.In case someone hurts Xiao Mantou with his eyes open, I may not be able to protect him as a scholar without the strength to restrain him...

"Little Mantou, after you listen carefully, no matter what happens, you are not allowed to come out of the water. Did you hear that? Otherwise, I will not want this bead and return it to you." In order to make the trick real, the scholar even pretended to want the necklace Take it off and give it back to the little mantou.

"Don't pick it, don't pick it, I just listen to you. I won't come out of the water again...then you have to come to the bottom of the river to play with me." What's wrong with the idiot?Suddenly so fierce, a little scared.

"Okay." Well, it's so cute.If you just stay with Xiao Mantou for the rest of your life, it doesn't seem to be impossible... Hey, hey, Jingchen, what are you thinking about?You haven't been named on the gold list yet, and you haven't yet glorified the lintel.How can you think that some of these are not available?

"Idiot, shall I take you to my house?" The Sea God Empress said, as long as you like someone, you should take him home to have a look.If that person doesn't say no, then he likes you too.Haha, just to ask the idiot if he likes me...

"Huh? Oh, wow." Xiao Qi's voice brought the scholar back from his thoughts.But he didn't know the colorful intestines in Xiaomantou's belly.

"Really? That's great, that's great." Seeing Xiao Mantou so happy, the scholar's originally agitated mood gradually calmed down.Although the scholar doesn't know why he is so happy when he agrees to visit Xiaomantou at his house...

"Is this your home?" This is obviously a big smooth rock.

"That's right, I sleep on this big rock every day, it's so cool and comfortable." After finishing speaking, he sat down on it.

"Eh? Why are our names on this rock?" I couldn't see it from a distance, but I could see it clearly when I got close.Although the engraving is crooked, you can still see what it is if you look carefully.

"Because... In this way, we can be together forever." Xiao Qi faltered, his voice was still very small, but Jing Chen could still hear it clearly.

It turned out that Xiaoqi was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night, so he carved his and the idiot's names with a knife on the big rock where he slept.Because he heard from the Sea God Empress that as long as the two people's names are carved on some stone, they will be together forever and no one can separate them.But he didn't remember what kind of stone it was. Xiao Qi felt that as long as it was a stone, it should be the same, so the effect would be the same... Although Xiao Qi felt a little distressed when he carved it on his favorite big reef, but as long as he thought of the idiot, he would It doesn't matter anymore~~~

"Idiot, what's the matter with you? Keep hugging me and don't speak."

"Fool, that's called the Sansheng Stone."

"Oh~ they're all stones anyway, so it shouldn't be too bad. Haha"

"Fool."

Extra Story

Xiaoqi: Didn’t you always use Xiaosheng as a self-proclaimed person, why didn’t you suddenly stop using it?

Jing Chen: Because it looks more intimate this way.

Xiaoqi: Intimacy?Then why do you want to be intimate with me?

Jingchen: Fool, because I like you a little...