Buddha, give me another smile
Chapter 12 5. Scholars are dead-brained
[-]. Scholars are dead-brained
Xifeng Yuzu looked at Zhang Tiaotiao, seeming to be smiling, but the corners of his lips were not curled.
Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the door plaque cheerfully, "Ingenuity"!
No, "Western Wind Ancestral Mansion".
Strange, why is the mansion named after Azu?
Before he had time to think about it, he saw the old housekeeper bent over and ran over, saluted, and said: "The master and madam invite the young master and young master to return home."
Why did it change again?Can't come out to attack?Zhang Tiaotiao was unknown, so Xifeng Yuzu had already dragged him into the door together.
"..."
"no need to worry."
"Okay..." Zhang Tiaotiao responded, but his heart was pounding, why did it change?Now that he thought about it carefully, he found something strange. After traveling this time, many places are actually different, but there are some similarities somewhere.
Although Azu didn't make a hole in the carriage this time, he told a story about the two of them working together to poke a hole in the imperial study.
This time, although there was no sneak attack by Baishan and Huangshan, Fifth Sister and Seventh Sister dismantled the carriage.
This time there was no tearful woman and solemn and disgusting middle-aged man, but the butler said the same thing.
why?
"...My lord..."
Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly came back to his senses, looked at Xifeng Yuzu who was pulling him, and said, "What's wrong?"
"Do you remember what I told you?"
"What? I just lost my mind..."
"Forget it, you just remember, just promise me."
"Naturally!" Zhang Tiaotiao responded, and cheerfully followed Xifeng Yuzu into the lobby of the main courtyard.
The two elders in the hall sat on the main seat, followed by beautiful girls on both sides.Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the seven fairies who looked very similar to Azu, but lacked some charm. They were still in seven colors: red, yellow, blue, green, pink, white, and orange. Wow, was it copied and pasted?If it wasn't for the different colors of the clothes, he wouldn't be able to tell who was who with the almost identical looks and the same bun!
I really don't know what Azu's six younger brothers look like!Will it be as beautiful as Azu?No, even if the younger brothers are beautiful, they will lack the rhyme of Azu just like these younger sisters.If it wasn't for Azu, he wouldn't be able to look away!
Thinking of this, Zhang Tiaotiao looked sideways at the people around him.
Azu is so pretty!
He's crazy again!
"..." Xifeng Yuzu coughed lightly.
Zhang Tiao jumped back to his senses, and quickly handed him the tea in his hand: "Are you uncomfortable? Drink more hot water!"
"..." Xifeng Yuzu took the tea, and seeing him staring at him, he also turned his eyes to look at him.The two looked at each other affectionately, and Zhang Tiaotiao stretched out his hand uncontrollably, almost forgetting that this was the lobby of the mother-in-law's home!
"uh-huh!"
This is a middle-aged man!
Zhang Tiaotiao was startled, quickly withdrew his hand, and looked at the middle-aged man who was avoiding suspicion.Not only middle-aged people, women are holding handkerchiefs to hide the joy on their faces, and red clouds are flying on the faces of all seven fairies.
Ouch?What's going on here!How embarrassing are these people touching their own daughter-in-law!
Xifeng Yuzu no longer looked at him, turned to the middle-aged man and said, "Father, I left in a hurry that day, so I didn't bring a dowry, so I will take it with me today."
As soon as these words came out, most of the people in the lobby were stunned, only Zhang Tiaotiao looked at his wife cheerfully.How else can I say that they are a natural couple, when they get married, they destroy their natal family's house, and when they return home, it's time to get the dowry... It seems that this old couple is too much...
"My daughter-in-law is the best baby, what kind of dowry do you want..." He said, unexpectedly seeing Xifeng Yuzu frowned almost invisible, what's wrong?He quickly changed his words again: "But since it is a gift prepared by the father-in-law, there is no reason for the son-in-law not to accept it, right, daughter-in-law?"
As he said that, he stood up, remembering what was missing, he bowed to the two superiors, and said: "My son-in-law has met the two elders, thank you two for raising Azu so well, I really took advantage of it Yes, there is a dowry, I am so happy!"
"..."
It was surprisingly quiet in the lobby.
Zhang Tiaotiao was so depressed!Isn't that right too?He straightened up and peeped at his wife pitifully.
Xifeng Yuzu sighed helplessly, and said, "This is just this one time, the next one will not be an example."
This sentence again?Why is this part repeated so much?
Zhang Tiaotiao nodded as before, "Oh." Then, is he going to the ancestral hall next?Then move the dowry?Then I have to be careful not to be knocked back again!
But what kind of treasure is Azu's dowry? Why does it make him miss it so much?
"Ugh……"
This long sigh pulled Zhang Tiaotiao's deep thinking back to inquiring, he looked at the sighing middle-aged man in doubt, what are you going to do?
"Azu..."
"Father, don't worry," Xifeng Yuzu interrupted the middle-aged man and said, "My lord treats me very well."
"My father has assisted three emperors in this life..." The middle-aged man still sighed, and said, "I just want to dedicate my life to the Tian family, but I don't want to let my father retire as soon as I ascend the throne today."
Zhang Tiaotiao was stunned, what is this? !Want to reminisce?Why can't he understand?
"I spent my whole life for my father, but I can only record the history of the three dynasties of Xifeng Kingdom. It is really hard to calm down in my heart."
"..." What does this mean?Why does this sound meaningful?Zhang Tiaotiao looked at Xifeng Yuzu who was sitting quietly with his eyes downcast, and continued to listen without speaking.
"The emperor ascended the throne for three years, died, the emperor Gao Zu took the responsibility of his elder brother for only ten years, died, and finally remained in the position of the first emperor. I never thought that the first emperor had only been on the throne for eight years, and died again!"
"Pfft..." Zhang Tiaotiao accidentally smiled, and when he thought that the former emperor might be his father, he made a painful face again.
Azu said that the two of them were still fighting in the academy half a year ago, not long ago, the two of them poked a hole in the imperial study room, and just a few days ago, they were still fighting.
All of this shows that his elder brother has only been enthroned for a few days.
That is to say, his father died within a few days.
But he got married.
Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly understood why the middle-aged man didn't like him anymore.
Because he is passionate about filial piety and marrying a wife, he is rebellious and immoral.
Hmph, scholars are all brains!
How can his father rest assured if he is not married, how can he smile at Jiuquan!
"You are a sensible person, but why..." the middle-aged man said, and looked at Zhang Tiaotiao helplessly. He had some blame and resentment, but he suppressed it. He still didn't dare to say, "That's all. , I don’t care about you guys, just remember not to act recklessly!”
"Father is worrying too much." Xifeng Yuzu replied lightly, making the middle-aged man unable to continue the topic he wanted to raise.
"Go, greet the prince." The middle-aged man changed the subject and ordered suddenly.
The seven fairies came out in response, and all of them appeared in front of Zhang Tiaotiao at once, scaring Zhang Tiaotiao into the chair.
Xifeng Yuzu looked at Zhang Tiaotiao, seeming to be smiling, but the corners of his lips were not curled.
Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the door plaque cheerfully, "Ingenuity"!
No, "Western Wind Ancestral Mansion".
Strange, why is the mansion named after Azu?
Before he had time to think about it, he saw the old housekeeper bent over and ran over, saluted, and said: "The master and madam invite the young master and young master to return home."
Why did it change again?Can't come out to attack?Zhang Tiaotiao was unknown, so Xifeng Yuzu had already dragged him into the door together.
"..."
"no need to worry."
"Okay..." Zhang Tiaotiao responded, but his heart was pounding, why did it change?Now that he thought about it carefully, he found something strange. After traveling this time, many places are actually different, but there are some similarities somewhere.
Although Azu didn't make a hole in the carriage this time, he told a story about the two of them working together to poke a hole in the imperial study.
This time, although there was no sneak attack by Baishan and Huangshan, Fifth Sister and Seventh Sister dismantled the carriage.
This time there was no tearful woman and solemn and disgusting middle-aged man, but the butler said the same thing.
why?
"...My lord..."
Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly came back to his senses, looked at Xifeng Yuzu who was pulling him, and said, "What's wrong?"
"Do you remember what I told you?"
"What? I just lost my mind..."
"Forget it, you just remember, just promise me."
"Naturally!" Zhang Tiaotiao responded, and cheerfully followed Xifeng Yuzu into the lobby of the main courtyard.
The two elders in the hall sat on the main seat, followed by beautiful girls on both sides.Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the seven fairies who looked very similar to Azu, but lacked some charm. They were still in seven colors: red, yellow, blue, green, pink, white, and orange. Wow, was it copied and pasted?If it wasn't for the different colors of the clothes, he wouldn't be able to tell who was who with the almost identical looks and the same bun!
I really don't know what Azu's six younger brothers look like!Will it be as beautiful as Azu?No, even if the younger brothers are beautiful, they will lack the rhyme of Azu just like these younger sisters.If it wasn't for Azu, he wouldn't be able to look away!
Thinking of this, Zhang Tiaotiao looked sideways at the people around him.
Azu is so pretty!
He's crazy again!
"..." Xifeng Yuzu coughed lightly.
Zhang Tiao jumped back to his senses, and quickly handed him the tea in his hand: "Are you uncomfortable? Drink more hot water!"
"..." Xifeng Yuzu took the tea, and seeing him staring at him, he also turned his eyes to look at him.The two looked at each other affectionately, and Zhang Tiaotiao stretched out his hand uncontrollably, almost forgetting that this was the lobby of the mother-in-law's home!
"uh-huh!"
This is a middle-aged man!
Zhang Tiaotiao was startled, quickly withdrew his hand, and looked at the middle-aged man who was avoiding suspicion.Not only middle-aged people, women are holding handkerchiefs to hide the joy on their faces, and red clouds are flying on the faces of all seven fairies.
Ouch?What's going on here!How embarrassing are these people touching their own daughter-in-law!
Xifeng Yuzu no longer looked at him, turned to the middle-aged man and said, "Father, I left in a hurry that day, so I didn't bring a dowry, so I will take it with me today."
As soon as these words came out, most of the people in the lobby were stunned, only Zhang Tiaotiao looked at his wife cheerfully.How else can I say that they are a natural couple, when they get married, they destroy their natal family's house, and when they return home, it's time to get the dowry... It seems that this old couple is too much...
"My daughter-in-law is the best baby, what kind of dowry do you want..." He said, unexpectedly seeing Xifeng Yuzu frowned almost invisible, what's wrong?He quickly changed his words again: "But since it is a gift prepared by the father-in-law, there is no reason for the son-in-law not to accept it, right, daughter-in-law?"
As he said that, he stood up, remembering what was missing, he bowed to the two superiors, and said: "My son-in-law has met the two elders, thank you two for raising Azu so well, I really took advantage of it Yes, there is a dowry, I am so happy!"
"..."
It was surprisingly quiet in the lobby.
Zhang Tiaotiao was so depressed!Isn't that right too?He straightened up and peeped at his wife pitifully.
Xifeng Yuzu sighed helplessly, and said, "This is just this one time, the next one will not be an example."
This sentence again?Why is this part repeated so much?
Zhang Tiaotiao nodded as before, "Oh." Then, is he going to the ancestral hall next?Then move the dowry?Then I have to be careful not to be knocked back again!
But what kind of treasure is Azu's dowry? Why does it make him miss it so much?
"Ugh……"
This long sigh pulled Zhang Tiaotiao's deep thinking back to inquiring, he looked at the sighing middle-aged man in doubt, what are you going to do?
"Azu..."
"Father, don't worry," Xifeng Yuzu interrupted the middle-aged man and said, "My lord treats me very well."
"My father has assisted three emperors in this life..." The middle-aged man still sighed, and said, "I just want to dedicate my life to the Tian family, but I don't want to let my father retire as soon as I ascend the throne today."
Zhang Tiaotiao was stunned, what is this? !Want to reminisce?Why can't he understand?
"I spent my whole life for my father, but I can only record the history of the three dynasties of Xifeng Kingdom. It is really hard to calm down in my heart."
"..." What does this mean?Why does this sound meaningful?Zhang Tiaotiao looked at Xifeng Yuzu who was sitting quietly with his eyes downcast, and continued to listen without speaking.
"The emperor ascended the throne for three years, died, the emperor Gao Zu took the responsibility of his elder brother for only ten years, died, and finally remained in the position of the first emperor. I never thought that the first emperor had only been on the throne for eight years, and died again!"
"Pfft..." Zhang Tiaotiao accidentally smiled, and when he thought that the former emperor might be his father, he made a painful face again.
Azu said that the two of them were still fighting in the academy half a year ago, not long ago, the two of them poked a hole in the imperial study room, and just a few days ago, they were still fighting.
All of this shows that his elder brother has only been enthroned for a few days.
That is to say, his father died within a few days.
But he got married.
Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly understood why the middle-aged man didn't like him anymore.
Because he is passionate about filial piety and marrying a wife, he is rebellious and immoral.
Hmph, scholars are all brains!
How can his father rest assured if he is not married, how can he smile at Jiuquan!
"You are a sensible person, but why..." the middle-aged man said, and looked at Zhang Tiaotiao helplessly. He had some blame and resentment, but he suppressed it. He still didn't dare to say, "That's all. , I don’t care about you guys, just remember not to act recklessly!”
"Father is worrying too much." Xifeng Yuzu replied lightly, making the middle-aged man unable to continue the topic he wanted to raise.
"Go, greet the prince." The middle-aged man changed the subject and ordered suddenly.
The seven fairies came out in response, and all of them appeared in front of Zhang Tiaotiao at once, scaring Zhang Tiaotiao into the chair.
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