Buddha, give me another smile

[-]. Azu, you are so kind

"What later?"

"You said there was one time in the academy, which meant more than one time. How many times have we fought? Who won? I think you must have won, because I will definitely let you!"

Zhang Tiaotiao was talking sweet words, playing with the white jade hand in his hand, reluctant to let go.

Xifeng Yuzu was pinched by him, and he couldn't push it away, so he had to let him continue to play with his hands, and said: "There is another time, after ascending the throne today, I gave you and me an official position."

"?"

"Let me be the pen and ink of the imperial study, you refuse."

"..."

"That's a close minister of the emperor. My father is very happy, and I can't refuse."

"and then?"

"You said that being with you is like being with a tiger, but I said you were unreasonable, and we had a fight."

"..." Zhang Tiaotiao felt in his heart that this fight should not be such a simple matter.

"We had a fierce quarrel that day. You said you wanted to break up, so you came and pulled the ring on my hand, and I refused to give it back to you. Then you scolded me, and I beat you..."

"..." Zhang Tiaotiao rubbed the hand in his hand, but couldn't control the strength, and rubbed the white jade-like hand pink.

This daughter-in-law has a strong temper, and she never pushes her when she can do it, good job!

"Our majesty's imperial study was poked a big hole by us."

Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the person who spoke calmly in surprise: "..."

Daughter-in-law, the imperial study of the emperor!Is it really okay for you to be so calm? !

Xifeng Yuzu scratched Zhang Tiaotiao's palm, and said: "You want to break up, I don't agree, you let the holy decree to break up, I still don't agree, you let the holy decree to marry."

"..."

"He betrothed a girl to you, and I ruined a girl. Then, except for a few younger sisters in my family, all the girls were betrothed overnight, and there were no girls of the right age in the capital."

"..."

"There are no single girls of the right age in the entire West Wind Country."

"..." Good daughter-in-law... Zhang Tiaotiao's back was covered with a layer of cold sweat, but he felt a little proud in his heart. If it wasn't deep love, there would be no harm!

"You can't break up even if you see this, so ask for orders to go to the edge of town."

These words made Zhang Tiaotiao burp nervously, and this was going to be a big fuss!He asked tremblingly, "And then?"

"You are going to the edge of the town, what else can I say! Let's break up then."

"..." Zhang Tiaotiao was at a loss for words, wondering who the two were doing more!

However, Xifeng Yuzu seemed to be saying something that should be taken for granted, "adding clothes to the sky", and continued to say indifferently: "I will send someone to chase your horse and send you the ring."

"Then……"

"In a few days, you came back on horseback."

"..." That "reign of blood" is really... Zhang Tiaotiao thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think of a suitable word to describe himself, stripped himself, and only regarded the other party as someone he didn't know, so he had a "cheap", There is a phrase "sick perverted scumbag"!

"As soon as you come back, you went to my house to propose marriage."

"..."

"Of course my father doesn't agree."

"..." Zhang Tiaotiao has a very strong feeling that if you don't fight, you can't die. Xifeng Yuxue, that bastard, breaks up as soon as he says he wants to break up, and leaves as soon as he says he wants to. Not happy, father-in-law will agree to see a ghost, okay!

"The Holy One has nothing to do with you. He can only send someone else to fill the vacancy in your town."

"..." This is offending that brother again!Zhang Tiaotiao snorted, wishing he could pull Xifeng Yuxue back and beat her hard.

"You want to give me the ring again, but I don't want it anymore."

Zhang Tiaotiao looked at Xifeng Yuzu fawningly, this... a token of love is absolutely necessary.

"Then you..." Xifeng Yuzu frowned slightly as he spoke, hesitant to speak.Zhang Tiaotiao, who was watching, was anxious, and quickly asked: "What did I do?"

"You insist on dragging me to hang myself together, one for each of us."

"..."

"I don't want to die. So I have no choice but to promise you again."

It's all right! !

"..." This "reign of terror" is really... shameless!

"The next day you will be dressed in red, and the red sedan chair will come to marry you."

"..."

"My father and mother are standing in front of you, you are not allowed to marry, you are in a hurry. I took off the ring..."

"...Why?" Zhang Tiaotiao didn't understand, the two of them had already discussed it, so how could something happen? !

"I said: 'Xifeng Yuxue, if you can't make it through this hurdle, we're done for now!' Then you broke down the whole yard with all your strength, and you even crushed my parents under the rubble and snatched me away. gone."

This is obviously a bitter drama that the listener should cry, why does he feel that this daughter-in-law is very proud when she tells this story? !

Hey, daughter-in-law, it is your father who is crushed under the rubble!

"..." Zhang Tiaotiao didn't know what he could say. Is it really okay to play cards so unreasonably?Since the marriage was blocked, why didn't the two kneel down and beg and cry bitterly together, instead he provoked him to do it, and he actually did it!

It is clearly a writer, one is an arch writer, one is cheap and scumbag, and the other is a happy scumbag, it really is "not a family, do not enter a family"!Anyway, they are all the same, and no one dislikes the other...

But Zhang Tiaotiao didn't want to say that Azu was in good tune with someone else, even though that other person was him, but he wasn't... Soon he was confused by himself.

After thinking about it again, he rested his head on Xifeng Yuzu's shoulder and leaned into his arms.He didn't want to faint anymore, no matter who Xifeng Yuxue was, it was Zhang Tiaotiao now anyway.That being the case, Azu is his, his alone!

"Just three times, taking off the ring. One house at a time."

"It's expensive."

"No."

"Then don't pick it off."

"see your performance."

"I read a book before."

"What book?" Xifeng Yuzu looked at Zhang Tiaotiao suspiciously.

Without saying a word, Zhang Tiaotiao took off the emerald green ring on his left thumb and put it in Xifeng Yuzu's hand.

Xifeng Yuzu is unknown, so, didn't he just say that he would not pick it?He stared blankly at the person in front of him.

Zhang Tiaotiao made a fist with his left hand, raised it slightly, raised his thumb, and made a "stick" gesture to his heart.

Xifeng Yuzu looked at the strange gesture, he didn't understand, but his heart beat faster inexplicably.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Tiaotiao pushed the "stick" from his heart to Xifeng Yuzu's heart. Then, he looked at Xifeng Yuzu nervously and expectantly, with a smile in his eyes, and said, "I will give the best to me." you."

Xifeng Yuzu's chest paused, and a warm current surged into his heart.How could he say such shameless bed talk in broad daylight!Although he was shameless, he was still out of control, and his heart softened instantly.

"Do not want?"

"want."

The answer was so soft that it was almost inaudible, but Zhang Tiaotiao heard it, and he was happy: "Then circle it!" He raised his eyebrows to signal the ring.

Xifeng Yuzu knew it well, and carefully put the emerald green jade finger on Zhang Tiaotiao's left thumb.

"Sweet talk!" Xifeng Yuzu obviously had never experienced such a battle, he was a little shy, and snorted softly.

"As long as it's not a honey-belly sword." Zhang Tiaotiao took Xifeng Yuzu's hand and said, "Azu, you are so kind."

Xifeng Yuzu blushed from the praise he thought he had become accustomed to, and turned his face sideways to avoid the people who were sticking to him.

It turned out that no matter how much or how long he listened to shameful words, he would not remain indifferent. He was so ashamed that he couldn't find things.

Zhang Tiaotiao continued to hold his hand, and said again: "Azu, you are so kind."