I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

When Song Zhihuai was cutting Song Yingjun's claws at home, he received a harassing call from Huang Rongcan.

Huang Rongcan gloated: "Hey, Lao Song, how are you doing?"

Huang Rongcan was Song Zhihuai's youngest child, and he was always a bitch, and man and nature were one, Song Zhihuai didn't care too much when he heard that his accent was wrong.

He clamped the phone with one shoulder and said calmly, "What do you want to do?"

Huang Rongcan said, "Didn't you read the WeChat I sent you? Check it out."

Song Zhihuai frowned: "What are you holding back?"

Huang Rongcan urged: "You go and see it, and then we'll talk about it after reading it."

Song Zhihuai put down Song Yingjun's nail clippers, and Song Yingjun lay obediently on his lap, playing with the tips of his cut nails.

Handsome is a rare good-looking cat. She never scratches or scratches people when her paws are cut. She jumps up and down. As long as she hugs her hair and strokes her forehead, she can cut her nails at will. Turn it over and let someone touch it twice.

Of course, this kind of welfare is only given to Chi Song and Song Zhihuai.

Song Zhihuai opened WeChat on his mobile phone, and clicked on the photo sent by Huang Rongcan.

In just an instant, his face became ugly.

Huang Rongcan seemed to think that Song Zhihuai was not angry enough, so he sent another emoji.

A group of villains surrounded a villain wearing a cuckold, and wrote three large characters, "Be strong".

Song Zhihuai called Huang Rongcan with a cold voice: "What do you mean by sending me this?"

Huang Rongcan's brain is missing a string, and he still hasn't heard that Song Zhihuai's voice is wrong, and he still has a playful smile: "Are you in a hurry? Don't worry, don't worry, we're buddies, it's better to know about this matter early, and stop the loss in time... "

Song Zhihuai didn't answer his words: "Who sent this to you?"

Huang Rongcan didn't even think about it: "I'm a good friend. He's on the same crew as your wife."

Song Zhihuai sneered: "Oh, I know, the one with long hair, I've seen him before. How did he tell you?"

Huang Rongcan thought for a while: "Let's just say that your wife and that male star are cuddling. They are very affectionate... Oh, my wife also said that the male star also went to Chi Song's press conference a few years ago. Still flirting with your daughter-in-law..."

Song Zhihuai just quietly listened to his non-stop nonsense, until Huang Rongcan realized that the atmosphere was not right, so he stopped chewing his tongue: "...Old Song?"

Song Zhihuai put one arm on the sofa, and said calmly: "It sounds like he knows Chi Song very well."

Huang Rongcan sensed that Song Zhihuai was angry, so he immediately kept silent, not daring to say another word.

In the past, when Song Zhihuai was still Song Er Shao, he could have fun and jokes, but no one dared to step on his bottom line.

The reason is very simple, Song Zhihuai will not get angry easily, but once he gets angry, it will definitely kill people.

Huang Rongcan remembers very clearly that about two years ago, a group of them went out to play, and each brought their own male and female companions. As usual, Song Zhihuai came here alone, but he seemed in a particularly good mood, so good that a group of buddies could tell , asked him what kind of windfall he made recently.

Song Zhihuai said that he is pursuing a star recently, and he is almost there.

In the eyes of dudes like Huang Rongcan, this incident seemed quite new. After looking at each other for a while, Huang Rongcan took the lead and asked, "Which first-line star, do you still want Second Young Master Song to chase after you?"

Song Zhihuai commented quite objectively: "It's not a big star, it's just a fifth or sixth tier."

Huang Rongcan and the others felt as if they had heard a fantasy story: "..."

And the more mysterious is yet to come.

Song Zhihuai took out a kitten keychain and waved it in front of everyone like offering a treasure: "Look, I'm almost there. Last week I said that the keychain I bought was broken. He met him in the company elevator today. Me, give this to me."

...I blushed when I delivered it, very cute.

The corners of Huang Rongcan's lips twitched as they looked at the cheap keychains that could buy a bunch of them for ten yuan on the floor.

Song Zhihuai showed off to them very seriously: "He made it himself by imitating the cat at home. Is it skillful?"

Huang Rongcan was amazed.

Unexpectedly, Er Shao Song was so easy to use, and he could treasure such an ugly keychain like this.

He stretched out his hand to control Song Zhihuai and asked, "Let me borrow my brother to have a look."

Song Zhihuai was about to get up, when he heard the words, he handed him the keychain: "I'm going to the bathroom, don't break it for me, or I'll never end with you."

Huang Rongcan: "..."

Almost half of the people present thought that Song Zhihuai's head was broken.

Although speechless, Huang Rongcan still seized every opportunity to tease him: "I'm going to the bathroom now, and you haven't even taken a sip of wine."

Song Zhihuai replied: "Don't drink, quit. He is allergic to alcohol, and he feels uncomfortable when he touches alcohol."

Huang Rongcan: "..."

As soon as Song Zhihuai left, the keychain was passed around in the hands of a group of people, and when it was passed back to Huang Rongcan, it was broken into two halves.

Huang Rongcan spread his hands and yelled: "...Who the hell did you break it?"

The instigator had already swallowed a stomach full of yellow soup, but he didn't shy away from it, and said with his tongue out, "It's not my fault, this key chain is of poor quality, it will be broken in half with a single knock."

When Song Zhihuai came back and saw the keychain turned into two halves, his expression immediately became ugly.

The person who broke it didn't stop his mouth, and he muttered that the key chain was obviously a fool, and that unknown star obviously knew that you, Song Ershao, were used to eating big fish and meat, so he deliberately played with you. Refreshing tricks to catch you hooked.

Song Zhihuai choked with him with a cold face, but he actually babbled: "Now the little star can't do anything in order to climb up? I don't know how many rounds I've been slept with before it's your turn, Song Zhihuai." Second Young Master."

Song Zhihuai took off his gold-rimmed glasses, went up and beat him up, until he sobered up, no one could stop him.

If it wasn't for Song Zhihuai's wickedness, after beating him until he cried for his father and mother, a few days later, he took a few bags of presents and went to visit that person's father.

I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup he gave the old man. Within a month, that dude was forcibly sent abroad by his father to study for an MBA. He also called it "independent". His living expenses are five hundred dollars.

The old man's original words are: "Xiao Song told me that several of his classmates went to study abroad. In order to help them become talents, their parents didn't give them extra living expenses. They asked them to get up at two o'clock in the middle of the night to deliver newspapers, while reading. Work, what a workout."

Before seeing him off, that buddy cried bitterly at the airport, saying that the old boy surnamed Song really killed people without blood, so he just broke a keychain, as for that.

Of course, later on Song Zhihuai got a handmade key chain from that little star, it was so precious, it was hung on his car key, and he took it out to shake every day.

The boy who went abroad was a blessing in disguise. He was used to drinking and drinking, but at the beginning, he spent a year's living expenses in three months, so he had to go to the restaurant to clean the plates for half a year.

He studied abroad for a year and a half, and when he came back, he had already been completely reborn, and he insisted on pulling Song Zhihuai to invite him to dinner, saying that it was fortunate that Song Zhihuai brainwashed his father back then, otherwise he would still be the one who dances every day in pure K. Dee's silly hi.

Thinking of the consequences of offending Song Zhihuai, Huang Rongcan swallowed his boss's saliva, and said after deliberation: "Old Song, I didn't mean that either, just gossip..."

Song Zhihuai said coldly: "That's not what you mean, what about your little love?"

Huang Rongcan was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

Song Zhihuai said: "He has been with you for three years, right? He also knows you well. Didn't he send you this specious photo just to forward it to me through your hand so that I can see it?"

Huang Rongcan thought about it for a while, and it seemed that this was the truth, and he felt angry.

Song Zhihuai analyzed calmly: "I told you, Chi Song is very allergic to alcohol. I dare not get close to him after drinking. How could he cuddle with an alcoholic who is not me?"

Huang Rongcan was thinking about the fact that he was being used as a gunman, and held his breath. The more he listened to Song Zhihuai's analysis, the more he felt that it made sense, and he apologized repeatedly: "Old Song, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I sent you a message when I saw this excitement." , have no brains, don't be angry with me."

Song Zhihuai said gently: "What is the relationship between us, how could it be?"

Huang Rongcan was forced to have goosebumps all over his body because of his hidden smile: "Old Song, another day, no, I will treat you to dinner tomorrow, so it's an apology for my crime? Are you in the imperial capital?"

Song Zhihuai opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Ah, I'm not here."

Huang Rongcan scratched his scalp.

Song Zhihuai asked again: "Did you send this picture to others?"

Huang Rongcan: "How dare I? Hey, Lao Song, don't you know who I am? It's just that my mouth is a bit cheap, but my tone is definitely strict enough."

This is not bad, Huang Rongcan is not a bad person, but sometimes his brain is not very good, but he is not ambiguous about right and wrong.

Song Zhihuai said: "That's good, you delete this picture in your phone, if it gets out, it will be too troublesome."

Huang Rongcan said repeatedly: "No problem, no problem. I will ask my wife to delete the picture..."

Song Zhihuai said calmly: "No need to bother. You give me his mobile phone model, system and account number, and I will ask our company's technical department to clean it up for him."

After hanging up the phone, Huang Rongcan held his breath and played with his phone for a while, the more he looked at the long-haired man's head, the more disgusted he felt.

Zuo Zuo is also a little thing. They have been together for three years, and their relationship has faded a lot. At this time, he took advantage of him. The method is pulled into the blacklist.

Putting down the phone call with Huang Rongcan, Song Zhihuai contacted Chi Song again.

Chi Song answered in seconds: "To Huai!"

Upon hearing his voice, Song Zhihuai unconsciously softened his voice: "How is it? Are you okay?"

Chi Song replied: "Well, it's okay, I just came back from the outside just now, I will rehearse for a while, and I will sleep when my hair is dry."

Song Zhihuai couldn't help worrying: "Is there any discomfort? I heard your voice is a little hoarse."

Chi Song cleared his throat.

He was really a little uncomfortable.

Just now, with great effort, he summoned Liu Shu and Qian Qi's life assistants, and together they dragged the drunk Qian Qi back to his room. The smell of alcohol made Chi Song's throat itchy and swollen, and he rinsed his mouth. Even after several times, I still couldn't slow down.

Chi Song replied truthfully: "Just now my colleague was drunk and went to the wrong door. I sent him back. Maybe the smell of alcohol is too strong, and now his throat is not very comfortable."

Song Zhihuai didn't come to knock on Chi Song, but he never expected that Chi Song would take the initiative to bring it up. For a while, he felt warm and distressed: "Hurry up and take some anti-allergic medicine. I'll put it in your luggage It's in the compartment."

... He believed in Chi Song, and Chi Song was honest with him.Could there be a more reassuring relationship than this?

However, after Mr. Song called the company's public relations department, he didn't fall asleep until midnight, his mind was full of images of his little daughter-in-law being eaten tofu by that drunk.

He got up with a dark face, and booked a ticket to Shanghai tomorrow.

...Believe it or not, but Song Zhihuai was still upset when his wife was touched.

...Sure enough, it's better to go and have a look.