I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

Perhaps because of Brother Harry's example, on the second day of the new year, when Chi Song boarded the plane back to the Imperial Capital, Zhu Ziqi also posted a Weibo.

Zhu Ziqi V: "The second day of the New Year's Day, I don't know if I can bring you home at this time next year. @陈易."

Half an hour later, amidst heated discussions, Chen Yi formally responded.

Chen Yi V: "I'll take you home. @朱子琪"

Chi Song originally thought that there would be no pick-up for the Chinese New Year, so he put on a mask casually, pushed the suitcase boldly, and walked out of the airport.

Liu Shu said he was going to pick him up, but when Chi Song got outside, he couldn't be found no matter what.

It was cold outside, so he huddled in the airport hall to use the heating and air conditioning.

Just as he was about to take out his mobile phone to browse the mobile game, he noticed a little girl not far away staring at him, and started discussing with the companion next to him, the voice was not low.

"That's Chi Song, right?"

"It seems to be, but it's not quite like it."

"...Probably no makeup."

Chi Song was suddenly a little ashamed, and wanted to hurry up and fix his eyebrows, but it was too late.

Noticing that his little girl was only sixteen or seventeen years old and full of curiosity, she took a few steps towards Chi Song and stretched her head out.

Both left and right were recognized, so Chi Song took the initiative to pull down the mask a little.

The little girl screamed: "It's really Chi Song!"

A dozen girls scattered around in twos and threes raised their heads and looked this way.

Chi Song was so frightened that he took a step back when these dozen wolf-like eyes stared at him at the same time.

Soon, he was surrounded.

Fortunately, there were not many people watching him. After experiencing the initial astonishment, Chi Song obediently took a photo with them and even signed his name.

For some reason, he always felt that the expressions of these girls looking at him were particularly subtle.

...Probably an illusion.

After signing the signatures and taking photos, Chi Song chatted with these girls before Liu Shu came, "Whose opportunity are you picking up?"

Chi Song could tell that although these little girls were all wearing down jackets, the inner lining of their clothes exposed from the cuffs and necklines had exactly the same color and pattern. They were obviously wearing idol-endorsed clothes or peripheral cultural shirts to pick up others of the machine.

As for meeting me and asking for an autograph, it's probably just beating a rabbit.

The little girl who was the first to discover Chi Song did not explain, and unrestrainedly pulled the zipper of the down jacket.

... Qian Qi's extremely serious and domineering CEO face appeared in front of Chi Song without warning.

Chi Song: "..."

The little girl looked at Chi Song with a smirk, and joked, "We're here to pick up your husband."

Chi Song: "..."

He couldn't expose the fact that Qian Qi wanted him to be his husband, because breaking a girl's dream would definitely result in retribution.

Chi Song could only sigh in his heart, children, ignorance is bliss.

Since the last time, Qian Qi went to Chi Song's press conference to do something, the online cp about the two of them has been swiped overwhelmingly, the density of the swiping, the force is strong, and the follow-up speed is fast, so that Chi Song I'm sure that Qian Qi definitely bought the hot search and marketing account in advance, wanting to intentionally manipulate the popularity and pave the way for his confession.

However, the reality is very skinny.

Before Qian Qi had time to impress Chi Song step by step, he was spoiled by Chi Song.

——Chi Song is not only a married man, but also a recipient.

It's hard for Chi Song to imagine, after Qian Qi returned home, facing the trending search that he bought cheaply in advance, how he felt, and how much facial tissue he spent.

The unrestrained little girl zipped up again, stared at Chi Song enthusiastically, and said, "Chi Song, spend more time with my Seventh Lord, let him fall in love earlier."

Chi Song: "???"

The little girl said: "Master Qi has been lonely for so many years and has never found a girlfriend. I think you are more spiritual. Can you share some of your immortal energy with Master Qi?"

Chi Song: "...???"

The little girl began to give Chi Song careful reading comprehension: "Look, you participated in the second season of "Bright Star", Bai Zhirong was the costume designer of this show, Harry was the third male, and it turned out that Bai Zhirong and Harry Alright; as for Chen Yi, he is the regular MC of "Laws of God". When you were on "Laws of God", he announced his relationship with Zhu Ziqi. You must have been consecrated, so Qi Ye should also talk about friends soon Right? Heizi has always been slandered by Heizi all these years, saying that he has never been in a relationship, and he always looks narcissistic when playing with the heroine. If he falls in love once, he will definitely find the feeling."

Chi Song's first impression was that this girl is not Qian Qi's girlfriend fan, which is really rare.

Afterwards, he reacted for a moment before his eyes widened in shock: "Who? Ziqi and Chen Yi?"

He took out his mobile phone and entered Weibo, and the trending search for Zhu Ziqi and Chen Yi's relationship announcement was unsurprisingly topped the list.

Chi Song held the phone in his hands and laughed silly.

Zhu Ziqi can find a satisfactory home, Chi Song and You Rongyan.

It's not in vain for him to risk his allergies once in order to match the two of them.

When Chi Song was immersed in other people's happiness and couldn't extricate himself, several girls in the distance screamed at the same time: "Qian Qi! Master Qi!"

The little girl's eyes widened immediately, she left Chi Song behind, and ran towards the center of the crowd while taking off her down jacket.

Chi Song doesn't plan to stay here for long.

How embarrassing he would be, and how embarrassing he would be if he saw Qian Qi again at such a time and place.

No matter what, slip away.

As soon as Chi Song arrived at the gate of the airport with his luggage, Liu Shu hurried in.

Looking at his pitiful height, Chi Song imitated a short-legged corgi with a beautiful face on top of his head without disappointment.

...It doesn't matter, as long as you have a good face.

In the new year, the partners he saw at the first sight were so pleasing to the eye, Chi Song felt that he had unlimited motivation to work.

Liu Shu gasped, and couldn't stop apologizing: "I'm sorry, it's too cold and the car is turned off."

Chi Song took off his gloves to Liu Shu: "It's okay, don't run so fast..."

Faintly hearing noises coming from behind, Chi Song turned around and found that the bright spotlights were slowly moving towards his direction. The center of the spotlights was the money with long legs and thin waist, as if walking on a catwalk During this period, not only fans, but also Yuji surrounded him, click, click, click.

Liu Shu's eyes blurred, and when he came back to his senses, Chi Song had already pushed his luggage and ran more than ten meters away like a rabbit, gesturing at him desperately: "Let's go, let's go."

Liu Shu: "..."

After getting in the car, Liu Shu started the car, while reversing the car, he observed Chi Song's expression in the rearview mirror: "...do you know?"

Chi Song was about to read Zhu Ziqihe's comments seriously, but he didn't expect that Liu Shu, who has always been reticent, would take the initiative to talk to him, and he couldn't help but sigh that the new year really has a new atmosphere.

He decided to seize the opportunity and have a good chat with Liu Shu: "What do you know?"

Liu Shuyan said succinctly: "The company has bought hot searches for you again."

Chi Song: "..."

He was too busy looking at the good things about Zhu Ziqi and Chen Yi just now, probably because it was dark under the lights, he didn't notice at all that Zhu Ziqi and Chen Yi were all trending searches related to him.

Chi Song, consecrated physique.

Thinking of what Qian Qi's die-hard girl told him just now, Chi Song had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, the content of the hot search was exactly the same as what the little girl said just now: people around Chi Song were getting married one after another, and even Harry, who had been closeted for ten thousand years, chose to come out in a high-profile way. light.

This wave of enthusiasm is very timely, and the quality of marketing is quite high. It is not the kind of low-level marketing that all marketing accounts endorse with the same manuscript, but focuses on launching a few big V marketing accounts and sending out different drafts. , and linked to other small marketing accounts and entertainment forums to forward, on the one hand, it will never overwhelm Zhu Ziqi and Chen Yi's limelight, on the other hand, it can arouse a certain degree of topicality, and put some interesting labels on Chi Song.

This kind of labeling behavior is somewhat similar to "selling people's design", but it is not the same as selling people's design.

In the age of fragmented reading, if a person has no impressive memory after appearing in the public eye, most of them can only follow the "March Principle", that is, after three months of being popular on the Internet, and then No such person was found.

To a large extent, why celebrities want to fire character designs, or even fire character designs that they don't have at all, is actually for the convenience of the audience to remember.

After the star's personality is highly condensed, keywords such as "veteran cadre", "political commissar", "foodie", "true temperament" and so on will be formed.After mentioning these keywords, if the audience and netizens can think of certain people's names in the first time, then the speculation will be considered a success.

Zhou Yaming once discussed this matter with Chi Song, and the result of the discussion was that Chi Song didn't need a specific character design.

Stirring people is by no means as simple as outsiders think. This matter will seriously frame a person's daily behavior.For example, if a star wants to be labeled as a "foodie", he has to act like "want to eat, want to eat" all the time. This is a very painful thing for a star who actually wants to maintain his figure all the time. Sometimes, he ate food in public and vomited it up afterwards.

Therefore, the clever way to fire people is either that you do have some interesting characteristics in your own personality, or you don’t create a fixed personality, only rely on acting skills and role-playing, and when appropriate, put some interesting labels That's it.

This "consecrated physique" is what Zhou Yaming labeled Chi Song.

Because Chi Song is gay, he will definitely not make it public in a short period of time, so during this period of time, friends around him will definitely find a partner one after another, so Chi Song's "consecrated physique" will be before he announces his true sexual orientation , it will never be broken.

...It can be said that it is a very beautiful hype.

Chi Song understands these marketing tricks, but he doesn't want to pay too much attention to them.

After coming down from the cloud, after being a salted fish for two full years, Chi Song already has a normal heart.

After all, it's impossible for everyone to like me, and it's quite sad to post a Weibo of anti myself suddenly, and it will distract my work energy.

After reposting Zhu Ziqi's Weibo and expressing his blessings, he turned off his mobile data.

Ah, the whole world is clean.

Liu Shu was driving the car, deliberating for a long time, and then after passing a dozen traffic lights, he choked out a sentence: "Are you okay?"

Chi Song: "What's the matter with me?"

Liu Shu thought, the matter of Brother Harry coming out of the closet might make Chi Song feel uncomfortable, after all, he and Song Zhihuai still have to live in secret.

As a life assistant, it's really unreasonable for him not to care about Chi Song.

Liu Shu held back another traffic light before deciding his words: "Has the matter about Brother Harry affected your mood?"

Chi Song said happily, "No."

Liu Shu: "??"

Chi Song said happily: "He has Zhirong, but I have Zhihuai."

Liu Shu: "..."

The New Year achievement of being fed dog food after seeing Chi Song, achieved √

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