I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

The next day, Chi Song was woken up by Song Yingjun.

It lay on Chi Song's chest, squinted its eyes, and slept like a big soft ball.

As soon as Chi Song moved his body, Song Yingjun woke up.

After stretching a lot on the spot, she slowly moved over in small steps, kissed Chi Song, and successfully snatched Chi Song's share of today's first kiss from Song Zhihuai.

Song Zhihuai had already woken up, and the sound of frying pans came from the kitchen.

The smell of vinegared potato shreds made Chi Song's mouth water. He got out of bed and ran to the kitchen barefoot.

Song Zhihuai, who was cooking, glanced out of the corner of his eye, and noticed Chi Song who was poking around the kitchen door.

He smiled, pretending he didn't see it.

Chi Song, who thought his whereabouts were hidden, touched it carefully, and hung on Song Zhihuai's back like a little monkey.

Song Zhihuai, who has been exercising all the year round, didn't care about this weight at all, but he still frowned slightly: "Why did you lose weight?"

Chi Song thought he was talking about love, so he stuck to his back and said, "... Where did you lose weight, no."

Song Zhihuai had reason and evidence: "You were not so light when I carried you last time."

Song Zhihuai caught up with Chi Song on the scale, and when he weighed it, he lost three catties.

For this reason, Song Zhihuai allocated more than half of the shredded potatoes to Chi Song during breakfast.

He looked at Chi Song very worriedly, and said: "Your mother will definitely say that I didn't take good care of you again when she saw you when she went back, and she must scold me then."

Chi Song held his job bowl in a daze: "Are you going back with me?"

Song Zhihuai asked back: "Otherwise?"

Chi Song is busy now, and he doesn't want to waste a few days of vacation.

Chi Song still bit his chopsticks and hesitated: "Aren't parents going back to China for Chinese New Year this year?"

Chi Song refers to Song Zhihuai's parents.

Song Zhihuai shook his head: "They are still living a two-person world abroad, and told my eldest brother and I not to disturb them."

Chi Song looked at the two cats playing: "Handsome and Dazhong..."

Song Zhihuai: "I will ask someone to feed them. If you are still worried, we will take them back together."

Just after negotiating about going home together, before he could figure out how to notify his parents, Chi Song's cell phone rang.

Seeing the caller ID clearly, Chi Song almost choked a mouthful of shredded potatoes into his throat.

While swallowing hard, he gestured to Song Zhihuai: "...my mother."

Chi Song picked up the phone with a cautious expression on his face: "...Mom."

When he answered the phone, he kept looking at Song Zhihuai from the corner of his eye, very cautiously.

Noticing the subtle changes in his expression, Song Zhihuai suddenly felt very sorry for Chi Song.

... If he wasn't with him, Chi Song would definitely not have this expression when he answered his mother's phone call.

Thinking of this, Song Zhihuai sat next to Chi Song and reached out to protect his palm.

Mother Chi asked sharply, "Is Song Zhihuai next to you?"

Chi Song is like a rabbit that has blown its hair and is trying to calm down, its jaw is tense: "...well, here it is."

Chi's mother immediately hated iron and said: "...I guess it is, talking like a thief."

The little thief Chi Song rested and stood at attention: "..."

Mother Chi: "Last time, you said that this year's vacation can only be taken until the second day of the Lunar New Year, right?"

Chi Song said honestly, "Yeah."

Chi's mother asked very harshly: "Your father asked me to ask you, who's home to celebrate the New Year this year."

Chi Song was taken aback: "...Huh?"

Mother Chi: "Ah, what? Have Song Zhihuai's parents seen you?"

Chi Song rolled up the tablecloth with his index finger, and mumbled, "...I've seen it before."

More than two years ago, as soon as Chi Song and Song Zhihuai confirmed their relationship, Song Zhihuai's parents returned to China.

Song Zhihuai led him, and met with the Song family's parents in the private restaurant opened by the Song family.

Chi Song was terribly nervous, but fortunately Aunt Song was gentle, and Chi Song fell in love with her, so she picked up food for him as soon as they met, and despite Chi Song's refusal, she stuffed him with a big red envelope.

In Aunt Song's words, her son has a good eye for people. If he hadn't decided that he was going to live his whole life, he would never have led him in front of his parents, which made Chi Song's ears turn red.

However, due to the family history of the Song family, when Uncle Song first learned that his son was gay, he strictly asked him not to look for starlets who had a white face but a straw head.

When he found out that Chi Song was a little-known actor in the industry, Uncle Song was very dissatisfied. He put on a coffin face almost throughout the first half of the meal, making Chi Song's heart tremble.

Halfway through the meal, Uncle Song probably wanted to make Chi Song look ugly, so he asked inadvertently, "How much do you know about Brecht's epic drama theory?"

Chi Song replied timidly: "I have only read "Buying Brass" and "The Alienation Method of Chinese Theatrical Performance Art" and written a thesis, so I can't say I understand it very well."

Uncle Song: "..."

Song Zhihuai immediately had a proud expression of "my wife is amazing".

Uncle Song glared at his son inconspicuously, and then said to Chi Song, "Come on, tell me what you understand."

He thought that Chi Song was just like some people who showed off their knowledge in the entertainment circle, who dared to say that he had read theoretical books after reciting the title of a book.

He didn't expect that Chi Song would be able to discuss with him the plot and dramatic techniques of "Sichuan Good Man" and "Caucasus Chalk Circle".

After a meal, Uncle Song expressed his love for Chi Song concisely: "...Very good, let's talk next time."

Chi's mother asked, "are his parents treating you well?"

Of course Chi Song had to pick something good to say: "Papa Song is very knowledgeable. Mama Song gave me a big red envelope."

... so big that he doesn't dare to spend it, he only dares to save it in the bank to increase the interest.

Mother Chi was silent for a moment: "I mean, are you going to the Song family to celebrate the New Year this year?"

Chi Song acted coquettishly without losing the opportunity: "Why? Of course I will spend the New Year with my parents and Xiao Yang this year."

Chi's mother obviously breathed a sigh of relief: "You still have a conscience....By the way, how much red envelopes did the mother of the Song family wrap for you?"

Chi Song didn't react for a while: "You ask this...why?"

Chi's mother said to herself: "That's right, there's no need to ask this. You go back with him during the New Year's Eve. After the New Year's Eve, you two will go to his parents to pay New Year's greetings on the first day of the new year."

The strings in Chi Song's mind were finally set in place, and he was so happy that he wanted to perform a takeoff in place: "...Okay!"

Mother Chi said sourly: "Very happy? Why didn't you speak like this when you answered my phone just now?"

Chi Song hurriedly defended: "No, no, Mom, I love you the most. I've bought all my train tickets, and I'll be home tonight."

Chi's mother complained with satisfaction: "...don't sweeten me with good words."

After hanging up the phone, Papa Chi put down the newspaper and hurriedly asked, "Xiao Song, will you come back this year for the New Year?"

Mother Chi deliberately put on a sullen face: "Yes, bring Song Zhihuai back."

Hearing that Chi Song was going home, Papa Chi immediately cheered up: "Look at you, you keep scaring the children. Xiao Song has not dared to go home for more than half a year."

Mother Chi snorted: "Blame me?"

The baby's humming and chirping sound came from the children's room, and Mother Chi immediately went to take her grandson out, coaxing her grandson.

Papa Chi asked, "Did Xiao Song tell you? How many red envelopes did the Song family pack for him when they first met him?"

Mother Chi said without raising her head, "Never mind them. Let's just do our own thing. I'm going to give Song Zhihuai [-] and [-], as a good intention of 'choosing one in a million'."

After finishing speaking, Chi's mother muttered unwillingly: "...It's a good deal for him."

On the other end, Chi Song was so excited that he didn't even eat, and walked around the room, repeating what Chi's mother said on the phone to Song Zhihuai.

The radio effect of Chi Song's mobile phone is not good. Song Zhihuai has already heard the conversation between mother and son clearly, but he still listens to Chi Song patiently.

After listening, Song Zhihuai pressed Chi Song, who was spinning around, on his leg and smoothed his hair: "Your parents have finally figured it out."

Chi Song turned around, looked at Song Zhihuai very seriously, and said, "It's not just figured out, my family will like you." He added, "...As long as they know you, everyone will like you."

Song Zhihuai laughed.

Chi Song is probably the only person in the world who firmly believes that "everyone will like Song Zhihuai".

No one is RMB, but Song Zhihuai feels that his heart is about to melt when he thinks that there is a small brain fan who foolishly thinks that his lover will be liked by the whole world.

He took off his gold-rimmed glasses, and tenderly kissed Chi Song's neck from behind: "...Chi Song, let's go home."

When Song Zhihuai came to Chi Song's hometown for the third time, he was finally able to walk into Chi's house openly and aboveboard as his son-in-law, carrying big bags and small bags.

Chi Song pulled the sleeve of Song Zhihuai's suit, and said excitedly and shyly, "Mom and Dad, let me introduce you formally. This is Song Zhihuai."

According to his observation at Chi Song's house last time, Song Zhihuai bought tea and American ginseng for Chi's father, a set of gold jewelry for Chi's mother, and a health monitoring smart bracelet for middle-aged and elderly people.

Of course, he also brought toys for his little nephew.

After all, Mother Chi still cared about her son, she didn't pick and choose Song Zhihuai, and even asked Song Zhihuai what his favorite dish was before the New Year's Eve dinner.

Song Yingjun and Li Dazhong also followed them back home.

When there were more people, Song Yingjun was not afraid, he just licked his paws between Chi Song's legs with peace of mind, while Li Dazhong habitually went to the bedside, overlooking the lights of thousands of families flickering in his thousands of miles of mountains and rivers.

At the dinner table, the family clinked glasses happily, and on the TV behind them, the opening song of the Spring Festival Gala rang lively.

Chi Song's whole body was filled with happiness.

This is the first time that Chi Song and Song Zhihuai celebrated the New Year together after being together, Chi Song's eyes followed Song Zhihuai's side greedily all the time, secretly hooking his fingers under the table with him, no matter how much he looked at him, he couldn't get enough of it.

Chi Yang could already see Chi Song Chi Guoguo's loving eyes, and coughed several times to remind his brother not to be so explicit.

Chi's father and Chi's mother were no longer old enough to stay up late, so they went to bed early.

Meimei had to go and comfort the child, so she also fell asleep.

The moment the clock struck twelve, there were only Chi Yang, Chi Song and Song Zhihuai left in the living room.

Chi Yang opened his arms habitually, intending to hug his brother: "Brother, New Year..."

While he was speaking, Song Zhihuai and Chi Song had already kissed each other head to head.

Chi Song whispered, "To Huai, Happy New Year."

Song Zhihuai also smiled and replied, "Happy New Year."

Chi Yang stood alone, feeling abandoned by the whole world.

However, the warm and sweet atmosphere did not last even 2 minutes.

Chi Yang, who was abused, took out his mobile phone, planning to reply to the flood of New Year's greeting text messages from his colleagues and old classmates.

He was browsing Weibo just now, so after unlocking the phone, the Weibo interface that popped up was the hot search list.

Chi Yang only glanced at it, and saw a big word "Explosion" hanging at the top of the ranking list.

Looking at the hot search content again, Chi Yang ignored the etiquette and impoliteness, and hurriedly stuffed the phone in front of Chi Song: "...Brother, look!"

Chi Song took a closer look, and there was a buzzing in his ears.

——"A well-known artist is suspected of coming out of the closet."

Chi Songfei drove away quickly, and found that the back view of the hand-holding photo taken by the paparazzi did not belong to him and Song Zhihuai. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, his expression became even uglier.

……and many more.

...The protagonists here seem to be Brother Harry and...Bai Zhirong?

The author has something to say:

Didn't write about Mr. Song's Valentine's Day gift to Songsong!

But Mr. Song gave it away in private!

He bought an insurance policy for Songsong!